Chapter 1: Cornucopia
Liu Lang sat on the sofa, soaking his feet in a footbath full of Moutai wine, and a podiatrist squatted on the ground to rub the mud on his feet, looking at the rows of empty Moutai bottles on the ground, with a deliberately flattering smile on his face.
"I heard that this Moutai wine foot soak can cure athlete's foot, but I don't think the medicine is strong enough? Mix me with a few more bottles of '82 Lafite. ”
After saying this, Liu Lang inadvertently raised his wrist to look at the time, what he was looking at was not the time, but the valuable Patek Philippe watch in his hand. He suddenly noticed that the black Patek Philippe watch didn't match his red shirt, so he asked his assistant to go to the shopping mall opposite to buy a red one.
Looking at the 175-tall, fair-skinned and beautiful assistant who had just been recruited, Liu Lang sighed a little and said, "By the way, go to the Bentley 4S store and mention another Mulsanne." ”
"Mr. Liu, didn't you just mention a Bentley last week?"
Liu Lang frowned, "That ashtray is full." ”
The female assistant was slightly stunned, looking at her trembling hands and an incomprehensible expression, Liu Lang felt very satisfied, looking at the ceiling, smelling the smell of alcohol emitted by Moutai from the footbath, Liu Lang slowly fell asleep, the life of a rich person is sometimes so unpretentious.
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Just like his name, Liu Lang has been really prodigal lately.
The goddess likes to eat the spicy tang of Jinjie, so he bought a street.
The roommate likes to play League of Legends, and he bought Blizzard easily, but even if he spends so much, his money still can't be spent, and even more and more.
A few months ago, Liu Lang was still a poor boy with a pocket cleaner than his face, with more than 30,000 yuan owed on his credit card and more than 100,000 yuan on online loans. And now, he doesn't know how many billionaires he is worth. Liu Lang didn't know how much money he had, he only knew that he wanted to take out all the money in cash a few days ago, and the central bank urgently printed RMB for three days and three nights, and the money piled up higher than Mount Everest.
The reason why he was able to counterattack in a few months was because of the broken washbasin that he had placed in the basement at home for an unknown number of years.
A few months ago, in order to repay the money, Liu Lang was already going to smash the pot and sell iron, the washbasin was left by his grandfather, it was quite heavy, and there were some patterns carved on it, it looked like it was pure copper, and it should be able to sell for more than ten yuan. But when he threw five empty bottles of mineral water into the basin and planned to sell them together, a scene shocked him.
Bottles of mineral water in the washbasin turned into ten.
"! What's the situation? ”
Liu Lang thought he was dazzled at first, so he took out the ten mineral water bottles and put another one in them.
A few seconds later, he watched as the mineral water bottles turned into two.
Liu Lang's jaw was about to fall.
He rubbed his eyes and threw 12 more water bottles into it, and in the blink of an eye, 24 water bottles overflowed from the washbasin.
He sat on the ground with weak legs, Liu Lang knew that this washbasin was a terrible thing, he remembered that this washbasin was left by his grandfather, and his grandfather warned the whole family when he was alive that this basin was a treasure handed down from his ancestors, and no one was allowed to touch it, and then he kept throwing it in the basement.
If it weren't for the lack of money, Liu Lang would have forgotten that there was such a treasure in the basement.
Where the hell is the washbasin? It's clearly a cornucopia!
"What you put in, one can become two, ten can become twenty, a mineral water bottle is a dime,! I'm going to get rich! ”
In this way, Liu Lang kept throwing the mineral water bottle into it, and happily put the mineral water bottle into the snakeskin bag. An hour later, Liu Lang rode a tricycle and pulled hundreds of kilograms of mineral water bottles to the waste recycling station, and got the first pot of gold in his life, which was 5,000!
He counted the five thousand dollars beautifully, and he realized that the unique feature of this washbasin is that if you put one thing in it, it can become two. If he throws a mineral water bottle into it every day, it will be a million profits, and he can earn a small 200,000 yuan a month.
"Huh? How does it feel like there's something weird? ”
"! Lao Tzu is really stupid! Since this washbasin can copy everything, why does Lao Tzu copy the mineral water bottle? ”
"Wouldn't it be nice to copy a Coke bottle? Coke bottles can be sold for three cents! Lao Tzu can directly bankrupt the scrap recycling station! ”
"Huh? Something seems to be weird......"
Liu Lang carried the 5,000-dollar ticket, pedaled the tricycle back home, and happily threw the 5,000-person ticket into the washbasin.
He clenched his fists and prayed for a miracle.
"! It's done! ”
A few seconds later, the 5,000 general tickets just now turned into 10,000!
His eyes were red, and he took out the strength of throwing the mineral water bottle just now, and threw the 10,000 general tickets into it again.
10,000 becomes 20,000!
20,000 becomes 40,000!
640,000 becomes 1,280,000!
Looking at the general tickets piled up as high as a hill in front of him, Liu Lang's heart was about to jump out of his throat, he had never seen so many tickets in his life!
"That's faster than a money printing machine!"
"Hahahaha! In the future, Lao Tzu will also be rich! ”
"What kind of horse painting vine, what kind of Bill, Lao Tzu bought all your companies!"
"In the future, I won't go out on three wheels, and I will also experience what it is like to take the subway! Every time I take the subway in the future, Lao Tzu will buy five tickets, and I will lie on the chair of the subway! In the future, eat instant noodles and two braised eggs, one only eats egg yolk, and the other only eats egg white! ”
Just as he was throwing money at the rise, he suddenly found a problem.
This question poured cold water on his beautiful vision.
He found that although the money could be reproduced indefinitely, the money that came out was exactly the same as the original money.
He shone it with a UV lamp, and the money was exactly the same as the real money, in other words, it was the real money, but the number coincided with the previous principal of the 5,000 general ticket.
Although it is said that all this money can pass through the money printing machine, Liu Lang knows very well that each piece of money has its own unique number, and if so many coins with the same number are deposited in the bank, not only will he not become a rich man, but he will also be arrested, and he will spend the rest of his life in a small black house.
Seeing that the more than one million that he had copied with all his might had become waste paper, Liu Lang suddenly felt a little painful.
"It seems that money can't be copied, and if you want to get rich, then you have to copy something with the same specifications and no coding."
Liu Lang originally planned to use the principal of 5,000 yuan to copy some hard currency in the market such as Moutai liquor and Chinese cigarettes, but these things also have unique anti-counterfeiting codes, and it is okay to copy in small batches, but even if you don't enter the small black house in large quantities, you will have to be sued by the manufacturer to go to jail.
He thought about copying gold, but he didn't think it worked.
The gold reserves in the market are fixed, so he deliberately Baidu did it, copying these things can only be done on a small scale, if a large amount of gold suddenly appears in the market, then the source of these gold is bound to be traced to the end. When the time comes, I will definitely be unlucky, besides...... If you really copy hundreds of tons of gold, handling is a big problem, and another problem is that a large amount of gold is pouring into the market, which will inevitably lead to a sharp drop in gold prices!
What is the purpose of copying them yourself? Isn't it just to make money? If the price of gold falls sharply, I am afraid that gold will not be as valuable as iron sheets!
Moreover, even if hundreds of tons of gold are made, the gold recyclers in the market cannot recover them combined.
Just as he was struggling with how to make a fortune with this washbasin, there was a violent knock and invective outside.
"Liu Lang, hurry up and open the door for me!"
"Liu Lang! Pay it back! ”
"Not good! It's Brother Black Tiger! Liu Lang was shocked, Brother Black Tiger is a bastard in society, a year ago, Liu Lang wanted to give the goddess an iPhoneXS mobile phone, because he had no money on hand, so he went to Brother Black Tiger to borrow money.
Brother Heihu took out a loan, and the interest rate was very high, originally said that it was good, calculated according to the interest of 5/1000, but when he took the money from his part-time job to repay the money a month later, he was told that the interest was 5/1000 per day, and he had to pay 30% of the handling fee.
That is, if you borrow 10,000 yuan, the interest after a month will be 1,500, plus the handling fee of 3,000 3, and you will have to repay 14,008 in total.
"Brother Black Tiger, we said it was good ...... at the beginning"
"Who the told you okay? Boy, the loan contract is clearly written in black and white, if you don't pay me back with interest today, the interest will increase by 10% every day from tomorrow! ”
So, in order to pay off the money, Liu Lang borrowed 15,000 yuan from Heihu again, and then was fooled into applying for a credit card with his ID card, overdrawing the online loan limit, and in a year, he was fully in debt of more than 100,000 yuan.
He gritted his teeth with hatred for the black tiger, because of him, he was forced to drop out of school every day by collecting debts, and his parents sold the house in his hometown to help him plug the hole!
Today is the day of repayment, and the black tiger has come to collect debts again.
See through the cat's eye.
Behind the Black Tiger stood three people.
He knew that if he didn't pay back the money today, he would inevitably be beaten again.
Liu Lang opened the door, and the black tiger grabbed his neck.
"Stinky boy, where's the money!"
"If you don't return the 200,000 to me today, you won't want to get out of this door!"
"Black ...... Brother Tiger. Liu Lang was pinched by the neck and couldn't speak, and several bastards had already surrounded Liu Lang, "Shouldn't I owe you 160,000?" ”
"170,000? Today, the four of us will ask you for money, and each of us will ask for 10,000 yuan for errands, isn't it too much? ”
"Brother Black Tiger, I really didn't ...... I have 5,000 yuan left in my pocket, can you give me a few more days, just three days, and I will definitely pay you back in three days!" ”
"Three days? It's been a year since last year! ”
"Brother Black Tiger, but I only let you borrow the principal of 10,000 yuan, and I have repaid you more than 80,000 yuan in a year...... inside and out."
Syllable!
The black tiger directly slapped him in the face.
Liu Lang felt that his face was hot.
"You don't pay it back, do you? Give me ......."
Before the word 'type' could be spoken, Heihu suddenly saw a mountain of cash piled up on the sofa in the living room!
His eyes were straight, and he directly grabbed Liu Lang's neck and said, "Didn't you kid say that you have no money?" What is that? ”
Only then did Liu Lang remember the 1.28 million cash he had just copied!
But the money is numbered the same, and it can't be spent!
But......
Liu Lang suddenly sneered in his heart, since this money can't be spent, it's better to ...... than to keep it in his hands
He suddenly shook off the black tiger's arm and said with a flattering expression: "Brother Black Tiger, didn't I joke with you just now?" ”
"My dad just sold the house, and this money is the money from the sale of the house!"
Looking at so much money, Black Tiger's eyes suddenly turned a little red, and he suddenly changed his words: "Is that the case?" By the way, according to our contract, today you are already overdue for one day, and your 200,000 yuan is not enough, and I have to charge 50,000 more handling fees. ”
"Brother Black Tiger, you are too polite to me, how can 50,000 be enough? You have taken care of me a lot this year, my relatives and friends refuse to lend me money, only you are willing to believe me, these money, in addition to the principal, I will count it as a thank you fee! A total of 1.28 million, our debts are cleared, what do you think? ”
"What you said is true?" The black tiger looked at Liu Lang, thinking that this person couldn't be stupid by his own slap, right?
"It's true, Brother Black Tiger, Jiangcheng is such a big place, how dare I fool you?"
Heihu thought that this was the case, and patted him on the shoulder heartily, and said, "Liu Lang, I really didn't misunderstand you, you kid is a person who knows how to repay your kindness!" In this way, according to what you said, and the money, my brother will accept the custodian for you, and if you have any more money in the future, tell your brother, and my brother will lend you the lowest interest! This is your IOU, our debt, a write-off! ”
The black tiger tore up the IOU in front of Liu Lang.
Liu Lang sneered in his heart, Lao Tzu will still need to borrow money from you in the future? With this washbasin, the bank has to borrow money from Lao Tzu!
You black tiger almost ruined my family, let you be happy for a while, and if I don't clean you up then, the police will naturally clean you up!
Brother Black Tiger left happily with the money, as if he had licked honey, and finally met a fool and gave himself all the demolition money.
Although he was happy at this time, Brother Heihu was thinking about how to pit this fool again, so after he left, he glanced back at Liu Lang again, and he was a little reluctant.
Liu Lang kept looking at Brother Black Tiger and naturally saw his thoughts. However, Liu Langque didn't care, and rolled his eyes at Brother Black Tiger, who is a fool, he will naturally witness it in the future.
After Brother Black Tiger left, Liu Lang immediately took out a lighter and burned the shredded IOU to the bones.
Although the IOU has no value in the legal sense, Liu Lang is afraid that an accident will happen, and God knows what this black tiger brother will do when the time comes.
However, he is debt-free and light, and Liu Lang finally has no worries.
After dealing with those counterfeit banknotes with the same code, Liu Lang was depressed again, how to make money next? Still a replica mineral water bottle? Or maybe it's a Coke bottle? Then go sell scrap and become the world's scrap king in a few years?
No! How can such a smart and clever person as me do such a low-end and ninth-rate thing!
Liu Lang is naturally reluctant to do this, it is really a loss of face!
I'm destined to be the richest man in the world!
Those promotions and salary increases, becoming general managers, becoming CEOs, and reaching the pinnacle of life are what I should have.
After thinking about it for a long time, Liu Lang didn't come up with what he wanted to copy.