pigsty
The pigman shook the meat off his face three times unhappily, and the folds cut out the shape of the ditch, while his face was gloomy and vicious and stared at the intruder. It twisted its neck, its neck rattling, and its cloudy eyes stared at the culprit in front of it.
Because he was awakened by a crackling sound when he was sleeping, anyone who encountered this situation would inevitably feel unpleasant.
Lu Ziyin was stunned, his eyes were dilated, and his blank eyes were very familiar to the pigman in pajamas, and he couldn't help but remember the fear of being dominated by the pigman in the suit that day, and at this time, there was a little pigman behind him, and the ghost was jumping up and catching up.
After horizontal comparison, I probably understood that I was in a trap, the former wolf and the tiger were dangerous and dangerous, and I had no intention of disturbing and breaking into the pigsty, and when I ran away, I met the pig king, and after referring to the comprehensive strength, Lu Ziyin covered his ears and stole the bell and turned around and ran away, running towards the cute little piglet, because she was relatively weak.
The idea is good but it is empty,
But it's all useless.
Before he could take a step, a fat pig's trotter fell from the sky, grabbed his fragile throat, and then lifted it up lightly, as if it was not much more difficult than lifting a little chick.
And the pig man in pajamas is the pig man dressed in a suit that day, the same skilled routine, there is no nonsense after grabbing, a hand knife towards the fleshy place on his neck, aimed in the direction, and the hard chop is as fast as lightning.
Immediately his head was dizzy, and his eyes were full of gold stars, as if they were filled with lead. At that time, he was speechless, his head was depressed, and he felt difficult to breathe when he was dying, and after a few flutters in the air, he gave up struggling.
Familiar feeling, the same formula,
Then the pigman didn't pay much attention to him, and when he saw that he was hanging his head and seemed to have no power to escape, he threw him to the ground like garbage. As soon as his hand was raised, he flew out, and the pigman clapped his hands and stepped through the door, and was a little surprised to see the lights all over the house.
Lu Ziyin glided through the elegant trajectory in the air, landed straight and steadily, fell up and down, like a salted fish lying on the ground, dizzy, confused, closed his eyes peacefully, couldn't stop sleepy, only a trace of consciousness remained.
But my heart told him that he couldn't sleep, otherwise the game would be over, I had to hold on, stretched out my eyelids and resisted stubbornly, and the clear picture became blurry, barely able to see the scene in front of me.
The pig man stepped over the little chick on the ground, walked out of the door, and saw that Lu Ziyin was as relaxed as a dead pig, lifted his loose pants as he walked, cleared his throat, and walked with his head held high, full of majesty.
At this time, the cute little pig has arrived at the door of the room, the brisk steps have become heavy, dragging and dragging with the weight of one or two hundred catties, many pale powder faces are overflowing with sweat, round pu-shaped small ears, one drooping up, one propping up, one drooping, and looking dizzy back and forth.
She was originally a little nervous, but when she saw her somewhat dignified father and grabbed the escaped pet, she relieved her heart and patted her chest to breathe a sigh of relief.
Mr. Pig Man went out of the door, saw the lights all over the house, saw his daughter standing not far away, knew what had happened before the contact, and snorted: "Pei Peier, why is there such a big movement in a quiet voice, be careful to wake up your mother, when your mother has a big temper, I won't be able to eat and walk around if I start a fire, you are fine." Look at what time it is, you haven't gone to sleep yet, what's the situation, don't you explain the matter, and almost let people go, you, let your father worry about it,"
As soon as he opened his mouth, the unique pronunciation of the old pig man was extremely strange, the vague natural big tongue, and he also liked to flick the tongue, and the eighteen Chinese dialects were mixed in, if there was no deep language skills, I am afraid that it would be impossible to understand.
Lu Ziyin could only understand a few words.
Phew*, *** didn't sleep, *let Daddy* boy.
The cute pig man saw that it was his father, and his heart suddenly put down, "Well, I'm curious, I saw you mention a villain yesterday, I want to see it, and you don't agree with me so I have to go and see it secretly, I see that he is covered in injuries and want to bandage him, but I didn't expect that I was angry." “
The cute little pig stomped his feet angrily, and looked coldly at Lu Ziyin who was lying on the ground,
"Hey, Pepe, you always like to mess around, what if this villain bites you, what if you get mad disease, fortunately this person didn't bite you, if you hurt a pig's hair, I have to boil water to peel its skin, and send it into a hot pot to make fragrant human broth."
The cute pigman spread out the ruddy pig's trotters to show that it was okay, and she looked indifferent, "Okay, Dad, I'm really out of the way, don't believe it, you are always so violent, how cruel, you see how pitiful he fainted." ”
"Hey, Pepe, it's too late for you to be bitten, you're always so disobedient, when can you reassure your dad and me?
The cute little pig should be kind and perfunctory.
Father Pig sighed.
At this time, the lights in the big room were also turned on, Lu Ziyin looked up, there was a sound of rustling on the bed, the quilt was lifted, and another pig man woke up, got off the bed, and saw that the pig man was dragging a pair of elegant red high heels, and which male pig man was wearing the same pajamas, it should be a sow man, Lu Ziyin couldn't help but sweat in his palms, he was afraid that the thin heel under the feet of the sow man could not bear its tonnage, and was on the verge of collapse.
Lu Ziyin looked sideways at the heel of his shoe, and suddenly rose up with a feeling that the end of the world had fallen at the same time.
At this time, he was convinced, I fell into the pigsty, and then he didn't say a sad **:
"My life is short."
And there are only four words to describe the pig lady, and there is no doubt that she is fat. As for why pigs are always so fat, it's probably because of a genetic curse. And the average fat person usually has a bad temper.
After a while, the pig lady had already walked to the door, not far from Lu Ziyin, who was lying on the ground on the side, he felt a little uneasy, his worry was not unreasonable, because which pig lady glared at him fiercely.
Can you understand the feeling of being stared at by a pair of lantern-sized eyes, the pores all erect and shuddering.
But fortunately, the pigman lady didn't stop to give him too much attention, and after only a while, she twisted her fat waist, moved her eyes to other places, focused on Mr. Pigman, and then walked quickly, and scolded it with both hands on her waist and face.
"What are you doing there with your dead pig chirping crooked pestle, what are you nervous in the middle of the night, why do you have nothing to do to light the room so brightly, don't you need money? Speaking of money, you don't know that yesterday's old lady worked a few hours of work yesterday, and she was tired and half dead and finally slept steadily.
"Heh, you still dare to stare at me, it seems that you don't want to live anymore."
Mr. Pigman, full of grievances, lowered his stubborn head with unusually embarrassing air, "How can you, wife, you are angry"
"Forget it, the mud can't hold up the wall."
"Yes, my wife is right, there is nothing wrong."
The sow man said and looked at the cute little pig not far away, his gentle expression was like a changed person, and he hummed, "How can Qiqi sleep so late, I have to go to school tomorrow, rest early, female pigs like us, the most afraid is that staying up late is not good for the body, and the skin will become worse, your mother is a person who has come over, and if the skin is not good, you will become ugly, and if you become ugly, you will have low self-esteem, and if you have low self-esteem, no one will like it, and then you can't find that you like the boar, don't look for your mother to cry your nose." Don't blame your mother for not reminding you, when will you only marry a waste like your mother, and you have to rely on your mother to support you for a lifetime, if this is the case, your pig life will be completely ruined. So don't stay up late. ”
Page said, "Mom, don't talk about it, I have a headache." ”
"Hey, hey, headache, baby, you're fine, why do you have a good headache, it can't be a bad stomach, it must be that the human flesh I bought yesterday is not fresh, and when I eat it, I have a strange smell, I'm afraid it will be pulled out of the dead man's field, which has to blame your dad for telling him not to be cheap, but he doesn't listen to buy some bargains" Pig Mom said while handing Pig Dad a self-experienced look.
Daddy Pig scratched his head, embarrassed with a capital letter, and showed a silly smile, with a ditch on his face, squeezed into a flattering smile, flattering to look at the past, hoping to escape with this.