Chapter 9 The Insect Plague Teaches You to Be a Man

Hong Yi shook his head and said very plainly:

"But I don't want to go."

Hu Qingliang glared and said, "Why? Boy, you're not afraid of bugs outside, are you? With your ability, isn't it a god to kill a god or a Buddha to destroy a Buddha? The dragon raised its head and roared, and the garbage insects were a hanging. ”

Hong Yi hesitated for a moment, and said a little shyly:

"I want to wait for a woman here...... She said she would come and collect my body in three days......"

"Collecting corpses?"

Hu Qingliang was stunned for a moment, and then showed a tacit smile:

"Talking so badly? It's like a girlfriend's voice...... Young man, you are both poisonous snakes, and your mouths are unforgiving. ”

Hong Yi was thin-skinned, but still shy:

"No, no, how can I have that blessing...... She's amazing......"

"Hehe, I know, if a girl is strong, a young man will support the wall...... I made a great girlfriend, and it's not an easy time. ”

"Well, she almost killed me, and I was in a coma for a few days and nights......"

"Wow! Is she so ferocious? No wonder young man, as soon as you came to my house, you rushed to eat the high-quality black wolfberries in the Western Regions, and dared to love you for being exploited and bearing the burden of humiliation...... Hey, but don't worry, I have a lot of Chinese medicine at home to nourish qi and nourish the body, as well as a bunch of American ginseng imported from abroad, eat them to ensure that you are strong again! As a man, I understand your struggle! ”

Seeing Hu Qingliang's cheap face of "men understand", Hong Yi opened his mouth, wanted to speak and stopped, and finally had to cover his forehead with his hand, and sighed helplessly:

"Think whatever you want......"

"What's that, boy, isn't your girlfriend pretty?"

"Uncle, you just died of your wife, do you start to care if other women are beautiful?"

"Hey, I don't want to help you lighten your burden and solve your problems......"

"Uncle, you talk a lot, do you want to drink some worm blood and worm brain pulp to moisten your throat?"

"Don't, don't! Young man, I was wrong, I don't bother you, can't you? However, we still have to remind you, if your girlfriend is as fierce as a tiger, you better run away, take advantage of the current insect plague and chaotic order, you can hide as far as you want, women, they are all bad things and unreasonable...... You see, I lost more than half of my hair when I was only thirty-eight years old, and I was killed by them......"

"Huh?"

Hong Yi was slightly stunned, he thought that Hu Qingliang was forty or fifty years old.

Then again, Hu Qingliang's words seem to have some truth......

Women are unreasonable.

Although Hong Yi really wanted to see the woman again in three days, explain it to her clearly, understand her with affection and reason, and then turn the conflict into a jade silk, and finally resolve the misunderstanding and become friends......

But it is clear that the hope is somewhat slim and even unrealistic......

Even with the help of four tentacles, Hong Yi didn't dare to make sure that he could beat her.

If she really experienced the future......

Call......

Then she is almost omniscient and omnipotent, leading step by step, taking the advantage, ten oh no, a hundred and a thousand Hong Yi are not enough for her to kill, not to mention that she still has a grudge against Hong Yi.

Fight with her?

Hong Yi can't raise the courage, he doesn't have the courage for the time being, it's better to avoid her from afar.

"Alright then, I'll leave the neighborhood now."

"Let's go, young man, uncle, I'll help you pack food, let's each have a big travel bag."

"I didn't say I was going to take you."

"Hey, young man, you're not right, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, life is not sure who is brilliant, I, Hu Qingliang, is extremely smart and clever, I can be called the reincarnation of Kong Ming, with me leading the way for you, you will be able to reach the peak of life immediately."

"Goodbye."

"Eh, wait a minute, boy!"

Hu Qingliang was in a hurry, and hurriedly blocked Hong Yi's way, making a final effort and said:

"I have lived in Songzhou City for most of my life, I am the best guide, every street, every hotel, every residential area, every development zone I have personally visited, where there are materials, where there are branches, where there is a foot city, I know it clearly! I can draw a map of Songzhou City with my eyes closed! ”

"Then do you know how to get to Jialanjingyuan the fastest?"

"Yes, of course I do! There is no shortcut in Songzhou City that I don't know! ”

Hu Qingliang's greasy mouth twisted, and he smiled:

"Young man, what are you doing in Jialanjingyuan?"

Hong Yi said flatly: "My aunt's family lives there, and the insect plague situation is not optimistic, I have to go to see if her family is safe." ”

Hu Qingliang hurriedly hit the snake and said with a stick: "Coincidentally, my Xiaomi also lives there!" Maybe your aunt and my Xiaomi are neighbors! ”

Hong Yi sighed, "Oh? Is it really such a coincidence? Okay, let's go along the way, but you don't have to be noisy on the road, and if it's too noisy, I'll always go first to give you enough freedom to go overboard. ”

In fact, it doesn't hurt to bring this greasy middle-aged man, after all, his bloated body runs slowly, if he encounters any particularly dangerous giant insects, as long as Hong Yi can outrun him, then Hong Yi will be safe.

Who doesn't have a heart, doesn't they?

Hu Qingliang was as happy as a fat man of three hundred catties, and quacked and shouted:

"Okay, the lights are shiny, the guy takes me into society!"

"Shut up."

"Yes, yes, yes."

Hu Qingliang was not ambiguous, and packed his luggage in a hurry, and his two extra-large travel bags were stuffed with food, clothes, gadgets, molds, toiletries, and so on.

As for Hong Yi, he hurried up and opened the medical kit to bandage the wound on his palm.

Although the wound is not very painful, it is still bleeding, and more than bleeding can lead to weakness.

Moreover, Hong Yi must let his palm heal as soon as possible, so that his combat ability will definitely increase by another three percent.

There is another special reason...... When he peed and shhh

……

"Boom", the gloomy sky was drizzling, it was only five o'clock in the afternoon, but it already made people wonder if the night was coming.

Hong Yi and Hu Qingliang walked out of the gate of the community quickly.

Although the road is crawling with a large number of creepy giant insects, it does not pose much of a threat to either of them.

Because Hu Qingliang was holding a large gasoline fire stick in both hands.

The raging fire crackled and burned, enough to make the insects around them afraid to approach.

The news says that most bugs are afraid of fire, and it is true.

But......

Not all giant insects are afraid of fire, such as those black-green centipedes that look like skateboards, but they can't climb fast, and if Hong Yi and Hu Qingliang walk quickly, they will have a hard time catching up.

Even if a giant centipede wanted to hit back and forth, it wouldn't help.

The swishing spur flashed.

Two kitchen knives and two steel hammers are enough to blow the dog head of any centipede in one breath.

"Lao Hu, Lao Hu! Wait a minute, we'll be with you! ”

Suddenly, there was a shouting sound from the buildings in the community, and Hu Qingliang looked back, but saw a family of five standing on the balcony on the tenth floor, including men, women and children.

Obviously, this family of five is the last living person in the community.

Now that the insect plague is getting worse, the family of five is staying at home and is half scared to death, they regret it, and they also want to leave the community and find another good place.

Now, they saw from afar that a young man seemed to know magic, manipulating four pythons to smash the ferocious centipede to death like chopping melons and vegetables, and they immediately shouted for help as if they had seen the dawn.

Hu Qingliang turned his head to look at Hong Yi and asked:

"Young man, do you want to give them a chance...... This old and weak woman and child arouses people's sympathy......"

Hong Yi shook his head dryly:

"No."

"Uh...... Yes, you don't have to carry five burdens. ”

"No, I just hate them."

"This ......"

"His family lives upstairs in me, the most noisy, children smash the floor, adults are open microphone singing to the loudest, never care about the feelings of the residents downstairs, every day is noisy until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, I and the residents on the ninth floor complained, his family also spoke badly to each other, retaliatory doubly noisy...... The neighbor across from me had already been so noisy that he sold his house and left. ”

After a pause, Hong Yihu's body was shocked, and he said in a serious and righteous manner:

"Since morality and law can't cure their quarrel...... So, let the insect plague teach them how to be human. ”