Chapter 385: A Thousand Ways to Eat Piranha 23

Xijing had a gentle smile on her face that she hadn't seen for a long time, her eyes were tinged with love, and her grabbed hand held his hand backhand, and pressed the other hand to his heart.

She pressed her head to his chest and said, "Little carp, you know what? In addition to frying, steaming, soup, sweet and sour, spicy, braised and stir-fried, cold salad, fresh... (N ways to eat are omitted here)... In addition, I know a way to eat it. ”

His mouth pursed slightly, as if he was a little unhappy, and his eyes were a little complaining as if he was retorting: The Ren family is not a little carp! It's a Kraken!

His eyes blinked, and he seemed to be a little curious, he heard her read almost all the common ways to eat, how else could he eat?

"You know what? The more beautiful the fish, the more beautiful the taste. Xijing couldn't hear the tone of her voice when she said this, which made it impossible for her to grasp whether her tone was obscene enough.

She had no choice but to match it with a lewd expression, stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, making a sloppy sound to increase the sense of obscenity.

"I'd like to try it now than you thought it would be."

As he spoke, Xijing grabbed the position of his conscience hard.

There are a few muscles in the chest of the mermaid, which will not be exaggerated to look like they are bodybuilding, nor will they be thin enough to look like ribs.

The muscles are not as hard as stones, on the contrary, they are still somewhat soft, and they feel very good.

“!!!!!!!!” Siren's eyes widened in surprise, and he almost rolled over to dodge it, his tail shuddering and flapping a big splash.

Xijing continued to stare at his chest with an extremely obscene expression, and said, "Whahahahaha, little pink bean!" ”

He pinched it as he spoke.

“!” A faint red appeared on Siren's face, but his eyes were a little confused, and he didn't understand how she planned to take revenge on him, which felt strange.

Xijing's eyebrows furrowed, so you don't even want Lao Tzu to turn it back?

It seems that I am not excessive enough? The tide mirror pondered for a while.

I slipped away.

“!!”

Well? Still haven't flipped yet?

Muuuua again.

“!!!!” He was shocked, very shocked, 100 percent shocked, his eyes widened in shock, and his mind thought about countless possibilities.

Xijing stared at him very unhappily, seeing that his fair face was flushed at this time, and his body was also a little red.

In his misty eyes, there was doubt and uneasiness, but there was also a hint of guilt.

Guilt? Guilty what?

Seeing that she was looking at herself, the siren lowered her eyes even more in disappointment, as if she ......

It's like saying: I'm sorry, I'm not a female, so you can't drink fish milk, I'm really sorry to disappoint you

“????” Xijing thinks that it should be his own interpretation that is wrong!

So she stared at the poor azure eyes again, and looked at it carefully, as if to say, "Oh, the new way of eating is a drink!"

Forget it, give up the interpretation.

Seeing that she stopped moving, the siren stared at her puzzled, as if asking: Don't you eat it?

I'll eat your mother! Xijing resisted the urge to jump into the sea.

(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻ Die! Mentally retarded male protagonist!

She gritted her teeth and said, "I don't want to see you right now." ”

Phew! He pouted aggrievedly, but obediently sank to the surface of the sea a little more, then turned back, and carried her on his back again.

...... "You said how obedient you are!"

But earlier she said that she would still do that, she just wanted to disgust him, but she didn't expect to disgust herself.