Chapter 138: Breaking into the Haunt's Nest
Seeing that this man is so handsome, how can he be a big pervert? Xuan Chu thought it was too strange. Isn't that impossible?
But sometimes people are not disgraceful. People who look very good are actually wolves in sheep's clothing. These are all inexplicable, but you can't say anything when you get along, you can only watch this Xiao Tianshu see what he does, and then wait and see what happens.
Xiao Tianshu's family saw a man, this male ghost. It's amazing. I almost even know about my own ancestors for eighteen generations, so this matter is a bit tricky tonight.
Nian Fu also felt a little too tricky about this matter. It's completely beyond my imagination. If that were the case, I wouldn't have gotten involved in anything, and it's hard to get out now.
At this time, several boys and girls dressed up came in. It was served, plate after plate of dishes. There are all kinds of delicacies, and some of them have never even been seen before.
But no matter how delicious the food is, I don't dare to eat it. If you eat it, who knows if you have eaten something unclean, or something that has been left out for thousands of years!
At this time, the male ghost smiled and said: "Everyone eat vegetables, such a good banquet, it's a pity not to eat, I think you are already hungry on the road." These are my wedding feasts for today, and they are specially reserved for you. ”
Chu Chu thought to himself that this was bad. This dead ghost actually made us eat these things of his, what he could eat, who knows what the hell it is?
But there is still Xiao Tianshu here, and he is just waiting to see what he says!
The little vole smiled: "Brother Tai doesn't have to bother, we are all full!" I don't know if it's true that I just said how many times a year my brother goes to kiss? There are very strong rumors outside, and I am naturally a cultivator, so of course I will not sit idly by! ”
The man said, "Why did you get involved with this again?" She smiled chicly and behaved elegantly. How can he not be connected with a bad, evil ghost who marries a woman every year?
Xiao Tianshu said: "Your Excellency's work is really not fair, what can't you say?" If the girl was voluntary, then I have nothing to say, if it was forced, then we have to save it."
The male ghost smiled: "You are too uninteresting, no woman likes such words, little brother, I see that you are still young, I am afraid that you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?" Do you want me to teach you how to please a woman? ”
Xiao Tianshu smiled: "It's true that I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I'm not in a hurry." But if you teach me how to please women, forget it, after all, I don't have such a heavy taste, and I don't like female ghosts. ”
Nian Fu Xiao Tianshu said ridiculously, and also smiled: "We don't have girlfriends, but if we find a partner with a female ghost, wouldn't it be too terrible, and the new psychology can't bear it, right?" Brother Xiao".
Chu Chu snorted and laughed: "Oh, no, you guys are so funny when you talk, how can there be such a thing!" Everything has a causal cycle, how can a female ghost find a partner? ”
The male ghost glanced at it, and said with a smile: "This little girl is really tender to speak, why is it impossible for a female ghost to find a partner with a man, if the lazy ghost likes a woman, he can still please a woman, here to see if he can find a partner, it depends on the means and charm of this man and woman, it has nothing to do with men or women at all?" Is it a male ghost or a female ghost".
Xuan Chu originally said this, wanting to use this word to remind the male ghost. Don't hurt the heavens and the truth. But who knew that this male ghost actually said this matter in the past. The response was pretty fast. Not only did he say that male ghosts can find women, and female ghosts can also find men, and this matter has nothing to do with male ghosts and women, female ghosts and men, but about charm, personal charm.
Chu Chu thought to himself, if this is the case, it will be necessary to find the bride at this time. Fear doesn't help. This male ghost is too cunning and too flamboyant. I'm afraid that under his obscenity, the woman and the girl have already been coaxed by him.
Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Talking nonsense is simply too charming, presumably you married, and those brides were coaxed into submission by you, right?" ”
The male ghost smiled: "How can I say this, marriage is a major event in life, if it is not for the two lovers, how can you force a marriage?" Little brother, are you right?"
Xiao Tianshu smiled: "This is not necessarily, who knows if it will be a trick to be beaten, threatened, coerced and lured?" ”
The male ghost smiled: "Otherwise, I will call the bride to come over and show you to see if it is voluntary, you can wash my innocence and restore my charm value." It's a joke that I've lived for so long, and no one has ever doubted that I need to take a woman to be my wife! It's simply an insult to me"!
As soon as he finished speaking, the male ghost clapped his palms behind him. At this moment there came two maids dressed as virgins and maids.
The boy and the girl said, "What does my master command?" ”
The male ghost smiled and said, "Go and invite your new aunt and wife over, show it to a few Taoist masters, and see if your new aunt and wife are voluntary, or they were forcibly taken by me, or they were used by thunder!" ”
The boy and the girl responded: "The slaves and maids are going to invite their aunts and wives over"?
The male ghost smiled and said: "Go, and invite me over, show you all the Taoist masters, I have ruined my reputation outside, people who don't know still think that I really need to snatch a woman over, you look at my appearance, my bearing, I just checked as a man, it is rare, do I still need to rob a woman like this?" I'm just waving my hand at random, how many women are waiting! ”
The male ghost said and looked at Xuan Chu and smiled: "This girl is also a woman, do you think women will not testify for men if they are unwilling?"
The male ghost looked at Xuan Chu's eyes, meaningful, as if he was smiling but not smiling, and it seemed to be a little ambiguous, as if he was making fun of something!
Do you think there's something on your face? Quickly touched his face, and then said: "As a woman, I am definitely unwilling to testify to a man I don't like." But it is not excluded that this man used extraordinary means to deceive this woman, and then this woman will willingly do some perjury for this man"!
The male ghost laughed: "The girl actually said this, but if the woman knew that the man did not lie to her, and he still had to testify for the man, does that mean that she was willing?"
Let's see the next time.
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