Chapter 62: What's This Recruitment?
Speaking of which, I already basically understand what is going on with these two people, and at the same time I am a little curious, how did these two girls fall in love with these two people?
The two girls are not bad, and the princess who can be the "top brand" must have no low EQ and appetite, and she must belong to the type that reads countless people, can she be so visionless?
That college student, no matter how he said that he should have received a certain amount of education, why didn't he keep up with his academic qualifications?
Alas, I really don't understand what women are thinking.
I couldn't figure it out and didn't want to think about it, so I asked Chen Haobei: "Brother Hao, what does this mean... Are you going to use these two 'artifacts' to catch the 'ghost' you saw that day? Can you tell me how you do that? β
Chen Haobei finally got his mobile phone at this time, he didn't answer my question but said: "Oh mom, it's good to have two mobile phone numbers, come on, you all go to my live broadcast room and give me a boost of popularity." After Chen Haobei finished speaking, everyone, including me, looked down at his mobile phone, and Dalong asked, "What is the room number?" Chen Haobei said a string of numbers, I typed, searched, anchor name: Brother Hao who can't be killed.
Entering the room and seeing Chen Haobei's big face, I secretly pressed the exclamation mark on the screen and reported it again according to feudal superstition.
"Irons! Your dear brother Hao is back! Right! It's me again! β
There were six viewers in the room, and I looked at the other people's phone screens, which meant that there was only one audience except for the five of us.
"Catching ghosts will start right away! A little bit of attention that doesn't pay attention! If you have a small gift, remember to give the anchor a small gift! Brother Hao loves you! Boom! β
"Silly fork?"
A text message appeared in the dialog box on the screen, sent by the sixth viewer.
Chen Haobei immediately pointed to the screen and scolded: "Little calf, who are you scolding?" Let me tell you, if it weren't for the screen, believe it or not, Brother Hao, I would kill you with a knife? Brother Hao, I have killed people in my hometown, do you know? β
"Silly fork."
The man sent another text message, and there was one less person in the room, and there were only five of us in the audience.
Chen Haobei shouted hard at the screen unrelentingly, and one or two people would come in from time to time, but they would soon leave the room.
Just when Chen Haobei squatted down and picked up the pig-killing knife to introduce, I suddenly automatically exited the room, and then I heard Chen Haobei scold: "Ouch, I'll go, which calf is this brother who reported it?" Why is it sealed again? β
I coughed lightly twice and said, "Ahem... Brother Hao, hurry up and catch the ghost, if you don't broadcast it, you won't delay the business. β
Chen Haobei said unwillingly: "I'll use your mobile phone to start a live broadcast again... No, then when someone else gives a small gift and gives a few hundred thousand, I will give you a share, forget it, it won't be broadcast, one thousand, since you are here, take your mobile phone to record a video for my brother, and send it back to my brother. β
I asked, "What do you want me to record?" Chen Haobei said: "Brother Lu's process of catching ghosts." I was skeptical and asked, "Do you really know?" Chen Haobei confidently shook off his hair and said, "You just have to record it, look at it." β
After saying that, Chen Haobei urged twice, and I was a little curious, so I listened to him take out his mobile phone and record it.
Chen Haobei saw me using my mobile phone at him, he first said a bunch of nonsense at the camera, this time I urged him, after I urged several times, this thing stopped talking nonsense, he first said hello to his two friends, his two friends and the two girls were also very curious, it seems that they don't know how Chen Haobei is going to operate.
Then Chen Haobei proudly took out a large stack of yellow paper from a backpack on the ground, took it out, and gestured at my mobile phone camera and said, "You are all optimistic!" He winked at me.
Seeing him like this, I had a vague guess what he would do. Sure enough, after the yellow paper was taken out, Chen Haobei took out the lighter again, lit the yellow paper directly, and picked up the pig-killing knife while clicking on him and began to chant: "Ghost ~ Come out ~ Ghost ~ Come out ~"
I rolled my eyes a little speechlessly and said, "What kind of calf are you talking about?" Aren't you still called a soul? β
Chen Haobei put his index finger to his lips and made a silent gesture, and then whispered to me: "The soul is the ghost, the ghost is the soul, the same thing..."
Seeing this, I was completely speechless to Chen Haobei, this thing is just fooling around, alas, so am I, hasn't he always been in this tone when he does things? I still have expectations for him, and I'm too stupid and naΓ―ve.
Ignoring Chen Haobei's silent command, I said again: "I have to go back to sleep, it's crazy not to accompany you." After saying that, I put down the mobile phone I had been holding up, and prepared to turn off the video and leave. Chen Haobei said: "Don't be a thousand, at least let my brother burn this bit of paper, okay?" It's only five minutes at most, okay, brother, please beg you? β
Looking at Chen Haobei's pitiful appearance, I relented for a while and had to nod and agree, and at the same time raised my phone again.
But I didn't pay attention to watching him mess around, but chatted quietly with his friend, and he probably didn't know what it was all about, and he was quite serious. The two girls both had incomprehensible expressions, staring at Chen Haobei with deep frowns.
Not long after that, Chen Haobei knocked the ground with a pig-killing knife for a while, knocked on the wall with a dog-beating stick for a while, shouted "Come on the ghost" for a while, and shouted "Come out of the drowned ghost" for a while.
Finally, all the yellow paper was burned, and Chen Haobei stood up depressedly, frowning and thinking.
I asked, "Brother Hao, can I put away my phone?" Chen Haobei didn't answer me directly, stared at the little eyes, looked everywhere, made an unbelievable expression, and whispered: "Why didn't you recruit anything?" β
Seeing him like this, I directly turned off the video, saved it and said to him: "You guys are busy, I have to go back to sleep, Brother Hao, I'll send you the video when I go back in a while, there is not so much idle traffic." β
After saying that, I said hello to the two men and two women and was about to leave, at this moment, Chen Haobei suddenly whispered but firmly said: "Wait! β
I was stunned by his call, and when I looked back, I saw that the expression on his face had become very solemn, and I couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
I was about to tell him to stop pretending, but the thing made another silent gesture at me in advance, only this time his expression was extremely serious, and he looked like he was trying to hear something.
Seeing him like this, I didn't speak, but quietly pricked up my ears to hear what was going on. But after a while I heard nothing, but just as I was about to speak again, the princess's expression suddenly changed, as if she had been frightened.
After a while, the female college student's expression also changed, and there was also a hint of horror. It was at this moment that I finally heard something that was not quite right.
It was a gasp, a heavy gasp, and I looked at Chen Haobei, and he nodded at me, as if to tell me that this was the gasp he heard last time.
And what struck me a little incomprehensible was that the wheezing sound seemed to be approaching us, and the sound gradually became louder and clearer, but I looked around and saw no one but us.
Are there really ghosts?
I feel like my back is sweating again, damn, could it be that Chen Haobei is really crooked and is recruiting some ghosts?
Suddenly, a gloomy wind blew from nowhere, and the paper ashes that were still bubbling with sparks on the ground were blown into the air, and a small tornado was formed.
"Run! There are ghosts!! β
The first to shout was Chen Haobei, and after he finished shouting, he threw the pig-killing knife in his hand hard, but it was obvious that he just found a random direction and threw it casually, and there was no goal at all.
After the pig-killing knife was thrown, he took the lead and ran in the direction of the elevator in my unit building while shouting, and the two girls also began to scream at the top of their voices, as for the two of their underworld boyfriends, they kept up with Chen Haobei's footsteps the moment Chen Haobei just started running, and also "Ahhhhhhhh He screamed and ran away.
In an instant, it was just me and these two girls on the scene.
I was also alarmed by their cries, but I managed to shout at the two girls before I ran away, "Stop shouting! Come on!! β
After shouting, I also ran in the direction of Chen Haobei, and the two girls didn't know if they were opened by my shouting, so they staggered and ran.
However, I and these two girls were a step slower, and when we arrived at the elevator entrance, the elevator door of Chen Haobei's three people was slowly closing, looking at the movements in Chen Haobei's hands, the goods were still frantically pressing the door closing button, and I shouted: "Wait for me!" Chen Haobei followed and shouted: "You sit down next!" β
As soon as he finished shouting, the elevator door closed completely.
"Boom!"
I kicked on the elevator door, and then scolded: "Chen Haobei, I'll knock on your uncle!" β
I didn't have time to think about it after scolding, I quickly pressed the elevator button, fortunately another elevator was on the first floor, and the elevator door just opened when the two girls ran to me, and we got into the elevator together, and I also pressed the door button like Chen Haobei frantically, and I reacted after the elevator door was closed, and I didn't press the floor button.
I didn't have time to think about it, I directly pressed the button on the thirteenth floor, I have to go home, the outside world is so terrible, human nature is really... It's so inhuman.
Compared to the underground parking lot, the light in the elevator is quite bright, the light can really make people feel at ease, after entering the elevator I feel less frightened than just now, the two girls also stopped screaming when the elevator reached the sixth floor or so, and changed to low sobs.
I didn't know how to coax girls, and these two people didn't seem to have my turn to coax, so I just kept silent, pretending not to hear them crying.
Finally the elevator reached the thirteenth floor, as soon as I got out of the elevator I saw Chen Haobei, this goods looked at me and said: "One thousand, how about it?!" What's the matter? Brother was so worried about you just now! β
I rolled my eyes at him, suppressing the anger in my heart... No, I couldn't hold it back, I grabbed the neck of this thing, and scolded while pinching: "I'll go to your uncle's!" Why are you so shameless? Yes? You're just doing that to your buddy, aren't you? Yes? Why do you still have the face to come to my house? What's up? Why don't you wait for me to have a treat? Yes?! β
His two buddies didn't stop me, probably because they also thought that what they did just now was really not authentic, right? Chen Haobei didn't fight back, he just grabbed my wrist with his two hands, and didn't make any other moves, letting me pinch him.
The two girls probably saw me and Chen Haobei inspired by this look, and they also rushed forward and scolded their boyfriends, crying, beating and scolding, scolding all the words, thinking that the other party's ability to escape at a critical moment was too vigorous.
While continuing to scold Chen Haobei, I thought, this second-hand underworld, usually every time they fight in a group, they must run away like this, otherwise they wouldn't have such a tacit understanding.
I was having a good time here, and suddenly "Smack!" It was the sound of a slap, which was too loud, in exchange for the silence of the audience.
"Little girl, why dare you scratch me? Tired of you? It was the boyfriend of the angry female college student who spoke, and he was the one who slapped the person, and it was the female college student who was fanned, at the moment she was covering her face and sobbing quietly, and her boyfriend was also covering his face, and there were three or four blood marks on his face, which seemed to have been scratched by the female college student's nails.
I couldn't look at it, let go of Chen Haobei and said, "Hey, you're not authentic first, right?" What's wrong with her grabbing you twice? Why do you still hit women? Or your woman! β
Chen Haobei, who had withdrawn his tongue and eyes, was bending over and coughing wildly, and Dalong said to me with a fierce face: "Lao Tzu's woman, if you like to fight, you can fight, what's your business?" Are you particularly interested in this bargain? If you like it, you can say it directly, for the sake of Haobei's face, I will give it to you for three days, how about it? Yes? I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it! β
The girl was still crying with her head down, and I was screaming from the soles of my feet to the Tianling Gai, damn, why do such scumbags have girlfriends, and I am such an excellent person who is still a single dog? Thinking of this, I yelled at him, "You have a reason to beat your own woman, right?!" β
Dalong just wanted to speak, but suddenly there was a "click" behind him, it was the sound of the door opening, this was the door of Lao Wang's house that had not been opened for a long time...