Why is Xie Xiaobai so skilled?

Because when she was young, she was once plagued by these forced kryptonite roads.

She never imagined that one day she would have to thank the black-hearted game dog planner, which gave her the inspiration to fight wits and courage with the host.

I have to say that the setting of ten companies must send special props is first-class in forcing the liver and forcing krypton.

Ye Tian finally succumbed to the temptation of ten consecutive draws, and deleted the three words "not interested" that he had originally typed in the chat box.

Ye Tian: I am very interested in this variety show, and I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate with Director Li this time.

Broker:??? Is this still the Ye Tilt who doesn't participate in variety shows! Have you had your account stolen?

Ye Tilt: ......

Homo economicus: Okay, since you want to go so much, then I'll help you get it.

Ye Tian made an appointment with the agent to sign the contract tomorrow, exited the chat interface with the agent, turned his head and contacted a trustworthy private detective agency, and asked them to help collect evidence of Lu Haoxuan's cheating.

Xie Xiaobai continued to loop the BGM of various dog-blooded polyamorous TV series, "Does the host feel invincible in his own BGM?" ”

It's good to be a system.,Find a strong host.,Automatic abuse of scum.,She just needs to play BGM and shout "six-six-six" on the side.

Ye Tian: "Please close your music player, Xiaobai food system." ”

"Since the host has asked for it so many times, of course Xiaobai will take the host's suggestion and bring a better goldfinger abuse experience to the host~"

Ye Tiangang breathed a sigh of relief, and a virtual frame appeared in front of her, and asked her to suck her breath back.

On the virtual frame, a man and a woman were frolicking, he hugged the woman, smiled and asked, "Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?" ”

Ye Tian: "...... Don't put weird little videos in my head. ”

"No problem, host!"

Xie Xiaobai responded with a bite and threw a [well-behaved .jpg] emoji to Ye Tian.

"Memes don't work either! You've blinded me! ”

……

The next day, Ye Tian sorted out his luggage with dark circles under his eyes.

Lu Haoxuan was woken up, looked at Ye Tian's dark circles and said distressedly, "You won't have slept all night, right?" Why is the complexion so bad? How long is the audition left? I'll call your broker and ask her to arrange for you to sleep in the car. ”

Lu Haoxuan got up, picked up his mobile phone and rummaged through the address book for the phone number of Ye Tian's economist.

The "Lu Haoxuan" in front of him is an NPC generated by the star network according to the data and behavior paths of Lu Haoxuan, the fast-passing tasker, in the mission.

There are still differences between the personalities of Lu Haoxuan's NPC and Lu Haoxuan's real people, and the real people can be worse than the characters played in the mission╮()_))╭

But at this moment, Ye Tian was already immune to Lu Haoxuan's flirtatious skills.

"I forgot to tell you, Sister Mei changed her number." She naturally took out the mobile phone in Lu Haoxuan's hand and replaced the original agent's phone number with a phone number that she didn't use.

Ye Tian didn't give Lu Haoxuan a chance to call in person, stuffed a few changes of clothes into the suitcase and left.

"I'm going to audition in City B and I'll be back tomorrow."

The moment Ye Tian closed the door, Lu Haoxuan felt that his relationship with Ye Tian seemed to be back to when he first met.

Alienation.

He looked at the warm nest that he had formed bit by bit, suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, and shook his head: What are you thinking? Why did Ye Tian become suspicious as soon as he said that he wanted to make a comeback?

It's better to call Ye Tian's agent first and ask the agent to take care of Ye Tian a little more.

By the time Lu Haoxuan found that no one answered the phone, and asked Ye Tian for the phone number of his agent through a friend, Ye Tian was already sitting in a big hotel in the center of the city, and made a set of confessions with the broker on the phone.

Ye Tian signed the contract with the agent in the afternoon of the same day, and received good news from the agent in the evening.

The resident guest of "Foodie Raiders" is basically set for Ye Tilt.

So, Ye Tian went to City B to meet with Director Li, and the two sides signed the contract on the spot.

The preparations for the filming of the "Foodie Raiders" program have come to an end, and Ye Tian is the last resident guest determined by the program team, and the show will start filming in a week.

In the past few days, Ye Tian is not ready to go home, so he simply stayed in City B to receive Xie Xiaobai's cooking training in preparation for participating in variety shows.

Isn't it fragrant to work hard for a career?

Why go home and pretend to be with central air conditioning?

"Host, what are you pouring so much oil for? Mo is not preparing fried eggs? Xie Xiaobai watched Ye dump a full pot of oil into the pot, and teased.

"No, I'm scrambling eggs."

Ye Tian poured a small bowl of beaten eggs into the oil pot.

Almost as soon as the egg liquid enters the oil pan, it makes a "crackling" sound and condenses into a solid.

Ye Tian hurriedly picked up the lid of the pot to defend his flawless face against the splashing oil star.

She held the spatula in her other hand and symbolically stirred it into the pan a few times.

A choking smell of burning filled the air.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Ye Tian couldn't help coughing.

Xie Xiaobai said helplessly: "Turn off the heat quickly, if you continue like this, your eggs will be fried into charcoals by you." ”

Ye Tian took the lid of the pot and shrank behind the kitchen door, there were tears in his eyes, "I don't dare to close it, otherwise...... Let's call the police! ”

Xie Xiaobai: "......"

Why don't you say that your heroes will step on the colorful auspicious clouds to help you turn off the fire.

"By the way, there's a fire extinguisher in the hallway, I'll go get a fire extinguisher!"

If Xie Xiaobai lets Ye Tian do this, Ye Tian will be on the hot search for a while.

#当红女明星烧糊食物. Use a fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire#

I don't know if Director Li will thank Ye Tian for bringing heat to their show in this way.

Xie Xiaobai said unlovingly: "Relax, don't resist, give your body to me." ”

Xie Xiaobai manipulated Ye Tian into the kitchen, calmly turned off the fire, poured oil, mourned for a second for the charred egg, exited the kitchen, and returned the control of his body to Ye Tian.

This feeling is similar to the feeling of manipulating a mecha, except that the object of operation has changed from steel and iron to flesh and blood.

But Ye Tian's side, he didn't feel good. She felt like a puppet and couldn't help but do anything.

How can this system have such capabilities!?

Ye Tian pressed down his hesitant heart, as if he didn't take this matter to heart, and asked: "I obviously did it according to the steps you said, how could I cook noodles successfully last time, but this time the scrambled eggs won't work?" ”

"Ye Tong shoes, knock on the blackboard to mark the key points, you poured too much oil!!"

Xie Xiaobai also wanted to give Ye Tian a spur of love, and Ye Tian's mobile phone rang.

It was the detective agency that collected the intimate photos, surveillance videos and travel routes of Lu Haoxuan and his assistant according to Ye Tian's meaning.

Ye Tian immediately contacted a lawyer and applied to the court for divorce.

Three days later.

Ye Tian started the recording of the show, and Lu Haoxuan also received a copy of the divorce lawsuit sent by the court.

Lu Haoxuan was stunned.