Chapter 1 The yolk is a cat

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The yolk is a cat. Orange, chubby.

One day I asked Yolk to tell me a story about a giant daughter who fell in love with a human boy. But her father did not allow this marriage, so he gave the boy several problems. For the sake of love, the giant's daughter secretly helped the boy complete all the tasks. But just as the wedding was about to take place, the boy ran away. You know why?

I shook my head.

Look again, the yolk is already asleep. It slept on the floor, with the afternoon sun. Egg yolk says that in winter, sunlight is a particularly rare thing, and it must be put to good use, such as getting a good night's sleep.

The yolk is a maverick cat.

In order to restrict him from going out, I taught him to be conscious of being a domestic cat and not to always mingle with wild cats. It sneered and asked me, "The tree in your yard, would you call it the family tree?" Trees in the forest, would you call them wild trees? In the end, inside and out, it's just wishful thinking on your part. So, now, hurry, give me, from, in front of the door, get out of the way. Lao Tzu is going out. ”

The egg yolk twisted her round ass to leave as she spoke, and I was so angry that I shouted, "No matter how high-sounding your words are, you can't hide the fact that you don't have eggs!" You're just not like a wildcat! When the yolk heard this, it instantly exploded, and it turned around in grief and indignation, and pounced on me, making a gesture to fight me to the death.

Until we got tired of playing and lay down on the floor together. My arms were covered in egg yolk claw marks, and this dead cat was really not light.

The egg yolk sighed and said, "You, when you are good to people, you are just as bad as when you are bad, you are powerless." ”

It's referring to my ability to hurt people.

I thought about it, didn't respond to it, turned around and cried silently.

……

The egg yolk is Liu Su's cat.

Liu Su, my ex-girlfriend. Like a bite of cake, sweet and soft. And I was the first kid to eat cake.

She told me that when she was in elementary school, a classmate who was in early love would tattoo roses on her body in order to prove the steadfastness of love. Later, when I grew up, love was not left, and the rose was propped up into a cabbage.

She also asked me if I had played the Queen Cultivation Program? She played, and when she played, she thought to herself, don't the queens all drink tea every day? So he let his character go to the temple every day to offer incense. As a result, the emperor didn't touch it, but raised a nun.

I held back a smile and told her to stay away. I said, "You're too lively, and I'm too old, and we're not suitable." ”

She said that there is nothing inappropriate, love is older than you.

So we straightened out together.

Maybe Liu Su just thought it was a joke. I made a bet with my little sister to raid that melancholy young man or something, but I really liked her, and I was like a fish that accidentally swallowed the bait, and continued to swim forward, letting my love sink deep into my bone marrow without knowing it.

I love how warm and bright she is, and I am fascinated by her and smitten by her.

So when she left, I said to her the most hurtful thing I could say. Liu Su cried with tears on his face, and when he left in embarrassment, he could almost be described as fleeing in the wilderness.

I have this ability, Liu Su didn't know it before, but she knows it now. Heartwarming and chilling are essentially the same ability. If a person can easily find the point that moves you, he can also find the most vulnerable part of your spirit.

Breakdown in one fell swoop.

……

The cat was brought back by me at Liu Su's funeral.

In fact, it was not a funeral, it was nothing more than people gathering around the room where Liu Su's body was parked, pretending to grieve the end of their lives. I can guarantee that there are some people in that group who can't even call each other's names even when Liu Su wakes up on the spot.

I was standing behind the crowd with the cat crouching next to me. I haven't seen it before, but I know it, and Liu Su has been using its photos as phone screensavers.

The cat sighed and said, "Huh? Humans are always like that. Joy and sorrow like to gather on any occasion. You don't approach, you don't even know if they're celebrating or mourning. ”

I picked up the cat and left the house.

A month after Liu Su left, I cut off all contact with the outside world, stayed in my rental house with my cat, and lived on food delivery twice a day.

Liu Su may not have thought of it, maybe she thought of it, but I would never have imagined that the death of a lover can completely change a person's soul.

I lay on the ground, stared at the ceiling and asked the egg yolk, "Do you remember Liu Su?" ”

It thought for a moment and shook its head.

But in the phone that the girl can't open anymore, the screensaver is still you.

I was tempted to rush over and shake the yolk and ask it, who gave you the courage to do so heartlessly for a cat.

Just then the doorbell rang. I looked at the door, but my body didn't move.

Ding-dong-ding-dong.

The doorbell persevered.

"It could be takeaway." The yolk said lazily.

All right. I resigned myself to the door, opened the door, and said fluently, "Thank you, master." ”

The forty-year-old middle-aged man outside the door stiffened his body for a moment, and then tried to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying on his face: "I'm looking for Liu Su's cat." ”

Liu Su's cat?

I looked back at the fat cat lying on the ground, moving like a sunflower in the sun.

Even people think about it, but I don't.

The egg yolk seemed to have guessed my thoughts, and his expression became more and more triumphant: "Ask him if he has dried the small fish." I charge a lot of money. ”

I twitched the corners of my mouth and turned to look at the man in front of me. Around forty years old, he is well maintained, and there is a short circle of stubble around his chin, which is exactly the kind of middle-aged charming uncle dress that is popular at the moment.

"What are you looking for Liu Su's cat?"

Without saying a word, the man took out his wallet and took out ten sheets of Grandpa Mao and stuffed them into my hand, and then said, "Please, I just want to see it." ”

"Okay, big brother, you wait, I'll go and pick up the cat for you." I looked at the money dogleg and said. Hurriedly ran to the living room, picked up the egg yolk and walked to the door, the egg yolk struggled and scolded angrily, "Look at your little bit of talent!" ”

"Big brother, the cat is here." I held the yolk up: "Do you want to take a picture or something?" ”

"No, no, you're mistaken." The man shook his head nervously, glanced at the egg yolk that was hanging in the air at the moment, and rolled his eyes, his expression seemed to be a little hesitant: "This, is this really Liu Su's cat?" ”

I was stunned. Could it be that Liu Su has other cats? Or is it the cat of someone else named Liu Su?

The egg yolk snorted coldly at me: "Don't guess, the cat he is looking for is Lao Tzu." Hurry up and ask him what is the matter. ”

I scratched my head and said confusedly, "The cat asked you what ...... happened."

Unexpectedly, when my eldest brother heard my paradoxical question, he breathed a sigh of relief. Hurriedly pushed me into the house: "Come in, go in." ”

……

A minute later. I invited my eldest brother to sit on the only sofa in the house and poured him a cup of tea. Then he moved the bench himself and sat in front of him. The yolk was still holding a grudge against me, so he didn't come near me, and found a spare spot on the sofa and got in. The eldest brother looked at the cat cautiously, sighed resignedly, and said slowly, "My name is Lu Ye." ”

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