Chapter 2: An Invitation from Tony
"By the way, Ivan, what are you looking for me?"
Coulson diverted the topic very discerningly, and let Nick talk to the boy again, he was really afraid that his boss would die of a cerebral hemorrhage here.
"Oh," Ivan shifted his attention and turned his gaze to Coulson, "I've already figured out the name of the new weapon, I'm here to ask you for help." ”
"What help, didn't you think of a name?"
Coulson was confused, and even Nick Fury frowned slightly, giving the boy a puzzled look.
"You come with me to the lab in a moment, and when I call out his name to the weapon, you pick him up from the workbench and hand him to me. ”
Seeing Coulson's crying and laughing nod, Evan continued, "Remember your lines, Vice-Captain, 'Now I put him in your hands, Ivan, I hope you will treat him well and use his power properly'. ”
"By the way, do you speak British, don't open your mouth to let people hear that your ancestral home is next door to Nick Fury. ”
"You little bastard....."
Nick gritted his teeth and rubbed the boy's chestnut-brown hair, watching him fix his messy hairline in annoyance, and his depressed mood eased slightly.
"Uh......"
On the other side, Coulson, who had been thinking for a long time to understand the boy's meaning, showed a suddenly realized expression, and was about to say something, but as soon as he raised his head, he met the hideous face of his boss.
He pursed his lips unnaturally and said vaguely, "Yes." ”
"That's a good line," Melinda asked, smiling, holding the stingy guy who was about to rush up to give Nick Fury a kick, and straightening his hair, "where did you get your inspiration?"
This sentence obviously scratched the boy's itch, and he didn't care about revenge on Nick Fury, and he said to Melinda with great interest: "I was inspired by the ...... of King Arthur."
"You don't call that cane 'Sword in the Stone'," Nick, who interrupted the boy's description, joked with a smile, "More than seven of the ten toy swords on the supermarket shelves are called the Sword in the Stone, and if your cane is also called that name, you will surely gain a bunch of friendships from children." ”
Shaking her head helplessly, Melinda May gave her boss a helpless look and hid to the side.
I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but she was standing in a circle with Coulson, and in the center of the alert was the "law officer" lady who was eating fruit on the table while watching the excitement.
Wei didn't care about the vigilance and vigilance that the two had become accustomed to, and rubbed his palm stained with fruit and vegetable juice on the sofa, and reached out to pick up another apple.
"How can my weapon be called such a normal name," Evan said with a grin as he looked at Nick Fury and changed his mind for a moment, "I decided to call him - 'Force Field Cane • Slippery • yes I'm laughing at your head'." ”
“......”
Nick opened his mouth, didn't say anything for a long time, and was silent for a long time before waving his hand in resignation: "You little bastard can call it whatever you want." ”
The victorious boy held his head high, and was about to say something more, but his train of thought was interrupted by the ringing of his mobile phone.
"Hey, Tony, was the operation successful?"
The boy ran to the couch and sat down, answered the call with the note "Tony Stark", took an apple from the fruit bowl on the table, and then looked at the soles of the shoes of some unconscious lady who was lying on the table just two fingers away from the edge of the bowl, and put the apple back in his hand.
"What surgery?"
Almost subconsciously, Tony asked, but after reacting, he wanted to give himself a slap in the face, knowing that the little bastard's mouth was still answering, isn't it okay to find trouble!
Sure enough, Tony's perception of Ivan was not the slightest deviation, and almost the next second he answered, the boy's mockery in a raised voice followed: "I didn't answer your phone call for a week, I thought you had sex reassignment surgery!"
Grinding his back molars, Tony snorted angrily and said, "Okay, I didn't call you today to talk to you little bastard!"
"Then what are you looking for me?"
Evan asked strangely, his usual tone and words almost making Tony on the other end of the line suspect that he had dialed the wrong number.
In fact, the taunt just now is just a normal reaction of the boy in order to play his stingy character, and a little trash talk is not even appetizing, if it weren't for Nick Fury hitting the muzzle of the gun today, he would definitely make Tony understand what real mental torture is.
"Uncle Tony will take you to experience the real man's sport, and let you know that a chattering squirter is not a man!"
Tony didn't know why the boy with a heart the size of a needle's eye had changed his mind, but that didn't prevent him from saying the purpose of the call at a very fast pace.
If it's late, who knows what kind of trash talk that little bastard has waiting for him, and if he doesn't fight back, he can only sulk, and it will turn into a long period of bickering, not that he is afraid of the chattering boy, but that he still has something to do, and he has no time to waste time with him here.
"Oh?"
Hearing Tony's words, Evan was stunned for a moment, although he had expected Tony's playboy temperament, but he didn't expect him to be able to tune to this level.
Ivan's doubts were taken as fear by Tony, and it was a rare opportunity to see that little bastard make a mess, Tony of course would not let it go, and said aggressively: "Why, our brave Mr. Evan Glazer won't be scared, right?"
"Tony," Evan said in a calm tone, "I still have seven months to reach the age of fifteen, according to the law, any act of instigating and leading minors in and out of prostitution places is a crime, you can do it yourself, I will let my lawyer talk to you." ”
"Talk shit, you little bastard has something in your head," Tony, who was choked by Evan's words, roared in his office on the other end of the phone, "I'm talking about racing, do you hear me, racing racing!"
"Doot-doo-"
The busy sound from the phone made Tony, who was still angry, completely explode, and he viciously slammed the mobile phone in his hand against the wall opposite the desk, looked at the parts that were flying around, and sat back in anger as he sat back in his seat.
"Why do you lose your temper so much?"
Pepper Potts, who was on the side, took out an unopened mobile phone from the drawer and handed it over, asking with some curiosity.
It's not that she is surprised that Tony dropped his phone, in fact, this behavior has become a repertoire after every call between Tony Stark and Evan for nearly two months, and she is strange about how angry Tony is, and he has basically lost his anger after dropping his phone in the past, why is he still sitting there sulking with himself after dropping his phone this time.
Receiving the mobile phone handed over by his girlfriend, Tony snorted coldly while unpacking it: "What else can I be used to, except for that little bastard, who else will I get used to?"
"Accustomed to?"
Pepper asked rhetorically, then laughed out loud in the white eyes of her boyfriend.
In fact, she hated the boy who called the door for no reason, and even though Tony had a good sense of him, Pepper was still very upset with the bear kid who hurt his lover.
However, all the estrangement and boredom disappeared as the contact within two months approached, and Pepper, who had regained love, changed his senses for the hero "Ivan", and as she got to know her better, the boy's similarity to Tony's personality made her love the house and Wuxia, and began to treat him like Tony's as a close junior.
Plagued by an unprecedented level of anxiety since the events in New York, Tony Stark has been plagued by an unprecedented anxiety disorder, and he has devoted all his energy to the development of a new steel suit, forgetting to sleep and even ignoring the feelings of his girlfriend Pepper.
At the beginning, Pepper understood very much, and even supported it, after all, his lover was so desperate to study technology in the laboratory in order to protect the earth, which was better than going out and drinking when he had nothing to do.
However, there are limits to all understanding and patience.
No matter how enlightened Pepper is, she is still a woman, she can't accept the pastries that she took a morning to bake, and she was eaten by her boyfriend in two bites, and even when she was eating, her eyes were not focused, and she didn't get any response after talking for a long time, but occasionally there were a few answers, which were also calculations and reasoning that no one could understand.
"What I need is a lover, not a hero!"
Awakened twenty-seventh by the nightmarish Tony's bedside steel suit, Pepper says something to her boyfriend.
She lets her lover make a choice, whether to maintain their relationship, or to continue to go crazy in the lab for the "masked man" who doesn't know where to hide.
Tony is in great pain and assures his lover that he will make trade-offs and corrections, and Pepper accepts his statement because she doesn't want to give up the relationship either.
However, it is a pity that the conflict between his girlfriend's persecution and his own sense of responsibility has aggravated Tony's anxiety disorder, and when Pepper wakes up in the middle of the night to find that her boyfriend is conducting a human experiment in the laboratory that almost threatens her own life, she completely explodes, which also means that the relationship between the two is on the verge of breaking.
However, the turnaround soon followed.
Evan began to study Victor's notes, and in order to verify that his mind was not assimilated by the will contained in it under the protection of the system (in fact, he was bored to find an excuse for himself to quarrel with others), and he had a "cordial and friendly" exchange with Tony on the phone.
And Tony, who is plagued by feelings and anxiety disorders, has no kung fu to mess around with him, and his words naturally bring negative emotions.
This not only did not deter the boy, but aroused his desire to fight, and the phone calls came one after another, and Ivan used his squirting skills that even Kagomo was willing to bow to, so that Pepper, who was in the audience, thoroughly understood what the art of language is.
Tony, of course, is not a reluctant character, and he gave a counterattack immediately, and after the two had a few back and forth sprays, Tony, who had always been very proud of his mouth cannon ability, began to collapse.
No way, taunting is not the same as scolding, whether it is thinking about words or organizing language, it takes a certain amount of time, and the most shameless thing about Evan is that when he has no words, he lets Wei take over.
On that day, Tony Stark recalls the fear of being dominated by the "Leather City Magistrates."
The rudeness of that otherworldly girl has refreshed Tony's perception of the word "lower limit" one after another, and his playboy style is no different from the bald Hina in the eyes of Wei, who grew up in the dark street, he is naked and bleeding in front of others, and in the eyes of that woman, it is just a small meaning that cannot be put on the stage.
The angry Pepper still wanted to deal with the woman from another world for Tony, but before his hand touched the phone, he was blown away by the angry Tony.
Just kidding, let your girlfriend who is so clever go to scold Wei on the street, what if she breaks it, and he really lives with Nick Fury for the rest of his life?
Tony, who fought alone, was under the attack of Evan and Wei, not to mention anxiety, even depression was cured, except for adding some blood pressure medication when drinking beer, his psychological state was very healthy.
Since then, Tony hasn't been to the lab much, hasn't even called Jarvis by name a few times, and the most common thing he does every day is to lie on the couch with Pepper in his arms, babbling to her about the abominable little bastard, like a wronged father who can't help but can't do anything about it.
It is also in this environment that Pepper's love for boys grows day by day, and as the two get in touch, she no longer has any prejudice against Evan anymore, but is a little closer to him than Tony.
"Didn't you call and invite little Evan to come and watch your car, what did he say?"
Pepper knows Tony's tsundere temperament, don't look at complaining all day long, but she has always been very concerned about the boy.
The development of the new suit was completed under the help of Tony Stark's work-and-rest combination, and to celebrate, he decided to go to a race race that he had always wanted to participate in.
Normally, Pepper would have stopped him, but considering that his boyfriend had just recovered from anxiety and that he had promised to wear the protective clothing that had been developed to him, he agreed.
As Pepper said, after booking the time for the game, Tony called Evan as soon as possible, calling it an invitation to show off, but his words were so vague that they caused the boy to misunderstand, and he hung up the phone without listening to his explanation.
Hearing his girlfriend's inquiry, Tony touched his nose in embarrassment and said angrily: "He said to let his lawyer talk to me!"
PS: There is something at hand that has been delayed, and the update is a little late, so forgive me.