Chapter 1063 - Blind Date in Progress (2 in 1)
With some disappointment, he rubbed Bai Fengjiu held around his neck.
This little fox is really not sensible, don't you know that it is rude to interrupt people?
"Boom~Boom~Boom~"
The little fox in his arms let out a soft cry of comfort, but his eyes were still closed.
The little fox suddenly came from the high-level world to the low-level world, and he was a little uncomfortable for a while.
It's like having altitude sickness, and I fell into a deep sleep.
Liu Feng was also quite helpless about this, but he was not worried, and when he woke up, there would be nothing to do.
"Allah~, I haven't seen you for a long time, Liu Miaojun seems to have a new love."
A familiar voice came, and Liu Feng said secretly.
Sure enough, where in this world are there so many seventeen-year-old beautiful girls.
Cheeky self-proclaimed to be a seventeen-year-old beautiful girl.,It's usually an old youkai who doesn't know how old it is.。
Yakumo Purple!
Seeing that today's Yakumo Zi is still wearing a robe against gossip, and Yakumo Blue behind him is holding a parasol and following closely like a little follower.
Beautiful and elegant.
It's like a pure lady.
If you directly ignore the golden nine-tailed fox that Yakumo Zi is following behind, I'm afraid it will be a little more like it.
"Wow~ The female guest is so beautiful, but it doesn't seem to look like it-"
The host on the stage, after the initial sluggishness, wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but halfway through the words, the whole person seemed to have been under a fixation spell, standing still and not daring to speak.
Bean-sized cold sweat began to drip down his forehead.
It was as if he had been targeted by a deep terror.
The little fox demon was about to cry, and he was pitiful, he actually wanted to liven up the atmosphere.
After all, this female guest looks like a royal sister, okay!
"Not quite like something?"
"Age is a woman's secret, and if you say it, you will be killed and educated on the ground~"
With a fox-like smile, Yakumo Zi looked at the little fox demon.
Little Fox Demon ...... ┌(。 Д。 )┐
"No... You don't look like a human, but what kind of youkai you are? ”
After saying this.
The little fox demon suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, the coercion just now.
At least it has to be at the level of the Demon Emperor!
Ma Ma, this female guest is so scary, I want to go home~
The male guests sitting in the stands didn't feel anything, they just felt cold, but most of them looked at Yakumo Zi's eyes and became a little hot.
The feeling of a man meeting a woman for the first time is important.
This feeling is generally composed of many aspects, and the most important thing is actually appearance.
Handsome guys are called flirting girls, while ugly pussies can only be called sexual harassment.
Coincidentally, although Zi Ma is a BBA, her appearance is still online.
"That's right, I'm actually a monster, and as for the race, I can only tell my husband in the future."
made a shy look of exaggerated acting skills, Liu Feng said that he didn't want to complain anymore.
Even.
Liu Feng obviously saw Yayun Blue behind Yayun Zi casting a disdainful look at his master.
They are all old monsters who have become spirits, who are cute and disgusting~
On stage, hearing Yakumo Zi's words, some male guests suddenly expressed a lack of interest.
In this world, humans and youkai get along very harmoniously.
But the local area is not very harmonious.
It's like Liu Feng looking for a foreign partner in his previous life.
Although most people are not disgusted, they will be more cautious in the face of this matter.
"Ahem, it seems that this female guest is still very shy, so let's come-"
"Drip-"
Looking at Liu Feng, who took the initiative to speak, the host suddenly felt so tired.
What day is today?
One by one, can you let us host this show well.
"Well, is there anything Advisor Liu would like to ask?"
The hostess asked formulaically with a smile on her face.
"Yes, that Yakumo Purple is, I want to ask if you are really seventeen years old, are you too anxious?"
As soon as Liu Feng finished speaking, he felt the gaze of the knife glaring at him. 、
What do you see?
Liu Feng glared back without hesitation.
Look at you!
The other side is naturally not to be outdone.
"Allah, of course, we're just developing too well, in terms of age, Lan can testify, she's a thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox~"
"Lord Zi, please rest assured, Lan has always been closely following Lord Zi."
Yakumo's eyelids twitched.
Is the answer of the self-style god meaning that the age has always been younger than us?
Yakumo Blue, you narrowed the road, you know?!
"Okay, okay, since there is no problem, then let's move on to the next topic, let me talk about Miss Zi's information first." The moderator continued to play the round.
Host: I suddenly feel so tired and want to retire.
Suddenly I feel that today's atmosphere is super weird.
"Miss Yakumo is seventeen years old this year, she lives in a place called Gensokyo, and her job is to maintain the barrier there on weekdays, wow, it's really hard, and she has to work at the age of seventeen."
The host suddenly felt so sympathetic to the girl.
"Well, that's right."
Yakumo Zi made a crying appearance, reached out and took out a cup of black tea from the gap and drank it quietly.
"The requirements for choosing a mate are first of all that you can't be younger than yourself, and you have to be able to help yourself work, and then as long as you can afford to support yourself and one of your best friends."
The host suddenly burst into tears.
This request suddenly felt so easy, and then looked at the ten male guests on the field.
"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in youkai."
Wang Fugui spread his hands.
Although the other party's appearance is very much to his liking, Wang Fugui is still grateful to the monsters.
"My uncle Ji Ye is a big demon king, I am more than three hundred years old this year, and I also have a small asset, so it is not a problem to feed a family!"
The little monster who claimed to be the nephew of Master Ji patted his chest and reassured.
"So is I, the King of Satsuma in the Far North."
I have to say that Yakumo Zi's appearance still attracts many people, at least a large number of people on the stage except Wang Fugui are very interested in Yayun Zi.
"Allah ~ Zi, you actually came here on a blind date behind my back!"
Some cute voices sounded, and Yuyuko puffed out her cheeks and ran over with a dissatisfied face.
A pair of white rabbits on their chests are jumping up and down, making people's eyes constantly shake up and down.
It's fierce!
Looking at Youyouzi who was trotting, Liu Feng found that after not seeing him for many days, Youyouzi's face seemed to become a little rounder.
In other words, isn't there too much food during this time?
"Allah, she's my best friend, she just had a meal at Tushan Hotel, that ......"
rolled his eyes, and then Yakumo Zi looked at the male guests on the field with some pity.
"Meaningless, I invited the king of Satsuma in the far north for this meal!"
The King of Far North Satsuma stood up and said in a big way.
Yuyuko looked at the dog on the stage and blinked her eyes, and the crystal saliva flowed down the corners of her mouth unconsciously.
The King of Extreme North Satsuma suddenly shrank his head, and his body chilled inexplicably.
"You can pull it down, just like you, sloppy and sloppy, and you still want to take my sister back to your extreme north!"
Ji Ye's disdain.
Although the King of Satsuma in the Far North is a little demon king, and his cultivation is much stronger than himself, my uncle is a chicken master, who have I been afraid of!
"Who said I was sloppy, you look at this fur coat, look at this sunglasses, where is it sloppy!" The King of Far North Satsuma glared.
"Hehe, I even ate before I became a sperm, and I wasn't sloppy."
Master Ji's nephew smiled contemptuously.
"Nonsense, whoever eats, labor and management have long quit!"
The scene was quiet.
"No, labor and management have never eaten!"
The face of the King of Satsuma in the Far North instantly turned vermilion.
Nima, said that he leaked his mouth.
"Excuse me, who will settle this bill."
A weak voice sounded in front of the two of them, and the hotel owner deliberately stayed away from King Somer.
It's like if you get closer, you'll smell.
"I'm coming!"
Master Ji's nephew said calmly.
What a big deal, isn't it just a meal?
The boss also followed, the girl is so cute, will she rely on you for a meal?
Cut~
Holding the bill, the nephew's face instantly turned the color of pork liver.
This......
Is this a bill?
Are you a pig?
You two are bartenders!
"Poor, it shouldn't be that you can't even afford a meal."
The King of Extreme North Satsuma looked at the embarrassed expression of the nephew of Master Ji, and immediately said disdainfully.
Sure enough, the second generation of demons is just a second generation of demons.
Where is like yourself, the demon generation who is serious, where is this weak chicken demon second generation can compare.
The king of Satsuma in the far north was very proud.
I think that when I first came out, the poor people went to the toilet to find food.
Ahem, why do you think about again.
Master Ji's nephew gave the other party a roll of his eyes.
You're awesome!
Why are you here to pay the bills!
Is it a meal?
You just ate it all!
But, if so many people look at it and regret it, how will they come out and mix it up in the future?
Uncomfortable!
And then in the eyes of the king of Satsuma in the far north, he bought this restaurant with a-eating expression, ahem, I mean paid for a meal.
And then the rest of the situation becomes a bit dramatic.
The male family, who was originally still interested in Yakumo Zi, was all stunned in an instant.
I can't afford it~
The prompt sound of the arrival of the store owner has been directly expanded many times!
......
"Godfather, aren't you afraid that your godmother will be angry when you come here secretly?"
Yue Qiluo, who was dressed in red clothes outside the court, followed behind Yue Buqun and asked with some concern.
"Heh, it's not to bring it back to the original world, it's impossible for your godmother to know."
Yue Buqun said confidently.
My Yue Buqun is a sixth-level boss anyway!
What's wrong with raising a mistress in other worlds?
Is it possible to catch rape and go to another world to catch rape?
Looking very proud, Yue Buqun, Yue Qiluo was silent.
Sure enough, the men are all big pigs' trotters!
The godfather who has always called himself a gentleman turned out to be like this.
Yue Qiluo couldn't help but think of the interesting-looking person he met in his own world, as if he was called Wuxin.
Shoot him when you go back!
No, that guy doesn't seem to be able to die, so just throw the fire and burn it, and burn the fire to the top of the fire, if you don't believe that you can't burn him!
Although he was very dissatisfied with Lao Yue's approach in his heart, he could never say it.
As a goddaughter.
It doesn't matter if you don't do the quality of your goddaughter, if you are in the norm, you will inevitably be too ignorant.
"Godfather, you see it's coming to you soon, hurry up and give me a good impression on my future godmother."
Yue Qiluo pouted, and turned on the camera function of the chat group by the way.
When I have the opportunity to go to Huashan one day, I have to discuss the life style of my godfather with my godmother.
"Hehe, do you still need to make a good impression on your godfather and me, and in general, it's the girl who comes to pick you up and my godfather."
However, when I go out, safety comes first, and it will not be good if I tarnish the reputation of my gentleman's sword.
Thinking about it, Yue Buqun tore off the scarf on his head, and suddenly his black hair spilled.
The original image of being as gentle as jade instantly became unruly.
The clothes on his body turned into a sackcloth at some point, and the folding fan in his hand became a gourd.
"The sword comes by the wind, between the world and the devil, there is wine and pleasure, I am also upside down without wine, I drink all the rivers, and then drink and swallow the sun and the moon, a thousand cups of drunkenness, only I am a wine and sword fairy."
In the field, at the moment when a male guest who was selected as the most hated male guest stepped off the stage, Lao Yue stumbled and appeared on stage as if he was drunk.
Even Yue Qiluo, who had long expected his godfather's character, was wide-eyed at this moment.
Suddenly I feel that the godfather at this time is so handsome!
......
"Tushan is so quiet today!"
At this moment, outside Tu Mountain, a figure shrouded in golden light appeared on the periphery of Tu Mountain.
The third young master of the proud country.
It is the main body of the Ten Thousand Demon Dynasty that Dinghai has a stick,
However, at this time, the third young master's face was unprecedentedly solemn.
Tu Shan, he arrived a long time ago.
A somersault of 108,000 miles is not a joke.
But, Tu Shan.
The third young master didn't dare to enter!
There's too much unfamiliarity in there.
Moreover, all of these breaths are very powerful!
Rarely, the third young master felt the pressure, and felt that things seemed to be different from the direction he had planned at the beginning.
"Hey, that's... People over there, how do you get to Tushan? At this time, the third young master saw a monkey with a temperament that was ninety percent similar to his own, and asked him for directions with a ruffian face.
"Madan, what do you see, I'm fighting... Fight to defeat the Buddha, do you know that Lingshan carries the handle? ”
casually threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, and the big tongue Sun Wukong said arrogantly.
Third Young Master......
......
"Kelly, you go slowly."
On the street of Tushan, an elf girl behind Kelly followed closely.
"Slow down, it's time for you to take the stage."
Kelly looked at her hands and said with some distress, why is her luck so bad~
"What's up to me?"
Celia looked puzzled.
"Go on a blind date on stage, that little fox demon said that you will get money if you sign up."
Kelly said unconcernedly.
Then, all that money was lost when I was playing mahjong just now, and when I thought of it, Kelly felt a pain in my flesh!
Wait a minute, set up a stall on the road.
After pit a few people, go find those three bastards.
The old lady must win it back.
"Phase... Blind date? How can you do that, you know I like only Green's. ”
The elf girl said with a crying voice.
"I know, I know, it's good to go through the motions anyway."
The voices faded away until the two disappeared.
A black female fox the size of a ping-pong ball cautiously walked out from under the trash can.
Ma Ma, Tu Shan is so terrible today!