Chapter 70: Descending the Mountain
When he returned to the entrance of the cave, the cook was gone, leaving only a long crawl mark on the ground.
"He probably crawled back into the village..."Ye Mu said helplessly.
"Climb back?" Lu Xin was extremely surprised.
"Well, their yearning for that carefree life is completely incomprehensible to you." Ye Mu pursed his lips and blinked, and then said, "If you don't let them go back, it's as unacceptable as letting you eat..."
"Eat... Eat?" Lu Xin didn't expect Ye Mu to use this description, and the corners of her mouth twitched.
"Ye Mu, are you all in your head after you become a zombie?" Dai Qing looked at Ye Mu with a serious face and asked seriously.
Ye Mu had a black line on his head and spread his hands: "Can't I find any other description, let's go down the mountain first, after the chef returns to the village, maybe he will bring someone to arrest us." ”
"Do you really care about him?" Everyone walked out of the cave, Lu Xin frowned, and there was something unpleasant in her heart.
"Look at me." Ye Mu pointed at himself, and said helplessly: "I still look like this person is not a ghost or a ghost, and it took me to return to normal thinking after hitting shit luck, do you think the chef is like that, can you convince him to go down the mountain with us?" ”
Lu Xin sighed and was silent.
Dai Qing helped persuade: "Uncle stays here carefree, eats and drinks every day, and doesn't have to be as precarious as us, and it's not a good thing to taste it." ”
Seeing that Lu Xin was about to be moved, Ye Mu hurriedly spoke on the side again: "You think, if Yuhei Nonaka can't return to the way it was, then he will definitely not go down the mountain with us, if we change it back to the way it was, his passive skill that can't help but eat indiscriminately may cause some trouble, if he accidentally eats poisonous fruit next time..."
"I see." Lu Xin was finally moved by Dai Qing and Ye Mu, hanging her head and looking depressed.
Seeing that everyone's opinions were finally unified, Qin Aowu showed a hint of a smile, and he suddenly spoke: "Ye Mu, when I went to save you, I found that you seem to have three confidantes in the village?" ”
As soon as they heard this, everyone immediately became calm.
Dai Qing's eyes narrowed slightly, and she gritted her teeth and looked at Ye Mu.
Liu Wen also looked strange, as if she was very curious about where Ye Mu had found three more confidantes, she quietly winked at Qin Aowu, and motioned for him to continue.
Even Lu Xin looked interested.
"Confidante..."The corners of Ye Mu's mouth twitched, his right hand held the hilt of the sword, and his eyes stared at Qin Aowu coldly, full of warning.
Qin Aowu was like a taste, and said to himself: "Yes, one is uglier than the other, it's just Zhong Wuyan in the world, and there is also the male version of Tuxingsun, Ye Mu was still ..."
As if realizing that something was wrong, Qin Aowu's words immediately stopped.
"What else?" Dai Qing asked.
"Nothing.. By the way, Ye Mu, how did you feel when you completely turned into a zombie person? Qin Aowu wittily changed the subject.
As soon as Ye Mu heard this, he put away the long sword in his hand and thought carefully: "After becoming a zombie man, I don't know how to be a 'human' at all, the originally ugly things have become beautiful, the originally disgusting and difficult to swallow things have all become delicious food, and all I have in my head is eating, drinking, and sleeping women, this mountain forest is like a paradise, there is everything." ”
"Sounds strangely pleasant." Dai Qing nodded, and then her eyes lit up: "So you slept with a woman?"
Ye Mu suddenly had black lines on his head, rolled his eyes and said, "If I really do it, I guess I want to find a sunflower treasure book to practice my magic skills now." ”
"And do you have feelings for them?" Lu Xin is a very emotional woman, and many of the questions she asks make Ye Mu not know how to answer.
Ye Mu shook his head and said in a low voice: "I don't know, now that I'm back to normal, I can't understand my previous thoughts." ”
When his mind and ethics returned to normal, he himself could not comprehend what he had done before.
"Let's go down the mountain, this place is not for us, if we meet a traverser who doesn't want to risk it in the future, we can let them come here." Ye Mu sighed and walked down the mountain with everyone.
"When will you get back to normal?"
"How do I know..."
"What about your three confidantes?"
"Get out! ... Hurry up for Lao Tzu, hurry down the mountain! ”
Just as they were about to walk down the mountain, three women suddenly appeared in front of them.
Three ugly women...
One was tall, thin and withered, with pale skin and a large nose and a wide mouth.
One is petite, with sallow lips, a gray head, and a scruffy beard.
One is neither tall nor short, with a big face, a waist of grass blades, and a pockmarked face.
When the three of them saw Ye Mu, their faces showed extremely surprised looks, and the tallest ugly woman in the lead ran forward excitedly, wanting to pull Ye Mu's hand.
Ye Mu was startled by her, his body flashed, and he jumped out of several meters.
"Xianggong, do you really want our sisters?" The woman's extremely ugly face was wrinkled into the word 'Chuan', and there were tears in her eyes, which was really disgusting.
Dai Qing's eyes suddenly became strange, even if they had been mentally prepared before, they didn't expect that Ye Mu's aesthetics would become so extraordinary after eating the fruit.
Truly a man of God...
Ye Mu swallowed his saliva and kept a distance of five meters from the three women, before he spoke: "I'm not your father-in-law, the person who likes you is not me, let's go!" Let's go! ”
The three women glanced at each other, all showing a look of frustration.
"How can we admit that we are wrong about Xianggong's appearance!"
"Don't laugh at it, go back with us!"
Ye Mu suddenly felt that his head was as big as a fight, and he scolded angrily: "You guys are not finished! Shut me up! Tell me how the hell you found me! ”
The three ugly girls suddenly fell silent, and Tao Shuyu replied timidly: "When our sisters were looking for you in the forest this afternoon, we met a clansman who was tied up by five flowers, and the man said that you were staying with three and four extremely ugly humans, and wanted to go down the mountain and leave the village. ”
"The man who was tied up by the flowers, did you release him back to the village?" Ye Mu frowned and asked again.
"No, as soon as we heard that you were leaving the village, our sister was very anxious, so we settled him under a tree first, and hurried to find you." Li Yuting, who is petite and looks like the reincarnation of Tuxingsun, opened her mouth delicately.
"What an infatuated girl..."Lu Xin said coldly.
Ye Mu glared at Lu Xin fiercely, turned his head to look at the third girl and said, "Okay, I know, you guys go back, I'm going down the mountain." ”
"Xianggong, do you really want to leave the village?" Tao Shuyu, who was full of pockmarks, asked in disbelief: "Did the three ugly women around you tempt you?" Come back with us! It's too dangerous down the mountain! ”
The news that Ye Mu was going down the mountain was like a bolt from the blue for the three girls, and in their cognition, it was simply a fantasy that the clansmen would voluntarily go down the mountain, as if it was inconceivable for a normal person to hear that so-and-so was going to marry a pig.
'You can never go down' is common sense and a deep-rooted belief for them.
When everyone heard this, the corners of their mouths twitched, and Dai Qing's fingers were already on the trigger.
Ugly?
Tempt?
These three female monsters who look like they are joking actually say that they are ugly?!
Dai Qing was hesitating whether to shoot or not, and Ye Mu suddenly said with a sad and angry face: "The Tao is not the same, not the same!" We don't have husband and wife, stop pestering me! If you force me again, believe it or not, I will cut you with a sword! ”
The three women glanced at each other, and Ru Donghui said embarrassedly: "But we are now your women, your life and death are unknown, and we can only be widows when we go back." ”
Ye Mu finally understood what the three women really thought, and he tentatively asked, "Are you afraid that my life and death are unknown, and it will be unreasonable to find a man after I go back?"
The three women nodded their heads, and it wasn't something unspeakable to them.
Those who eat the fruit will lose the ethical concept of ordinary people, for them, the union of men and women is only because of physical needs, and the feelings of the three of them for Ye Mu are more out of worship of the strong.
All they abide by is the rules of the village and the laws of the weak obeying the strong.
Knowing the real intention of the three people, it will be solved.
Ye Mu took off his shirt from his body, revealing his shriveled and thin upper body, then cut his wrist with a long sword, stained the blood on his shirt, and then threw the blood-stained shirt to the third girl, and said: "Just say that you saw me die with your own eyes, there are no bones, the cause of death you made up yourself, I won't come back, don't worry about the lie and don't expose it." ”
The three girls glanced at each other and nodded towards Ye Mu: "I wish you a smooth journey, that compatriot is still under the tree, we have to rush back and send him back to the village, I will not be far away." ”
After speaking, he turned around and left, but there was no nostalgia.
Dai Qing and the others who watched this scene were dumbfounded, they couldn't understand the progress of things at all.
The three of them, who were still affectionate before, turned around and left without any memory as soon as they got Ye Mu's 'death certificate'.
What about good love?
Ye Mu saw the doubts in their hearts, and said to the three of them helplessly: "Don't think about understanding their thoughts, you and them are not from the same world, and most of your logical likes and dislikes are not valid for them. ”
Dai Qing nodded as if she didn't understand: "I kind of understand what you mean by 'they are no longer human'." ”
Ye Mu looked at the distant backs of the three women and said, "I don't know how to judge what is good for others, but I know that for them, staying in the mountains for the rest of their lives is the happiest thing." ”