Chapter 17: Farce
Xiao Ling, the proprietress of Qingshan Hotel, didn't know how many people came to Qingshan Town yesterday one day, oh, one afternoon.
She only knew that there were 24 rooms in the front building, 24 rooms in the back building, two corridors in the back building, and the entire courtyard was full of people!
Although no one could feel the feeling of being served by the hotel at all, they all paid for the room in full.
In other words, they all hold selfie sticks like trees, and they don't need any service.
Not even wifi needed. Just give them electricity.
Xiao Ling, the proprietress of the Qingshan Hotel, didn't know how many people were staying in their cars last night, and how many people were staying in the streets.
On the edge of the Qingshan Hotel, the bun shop of the fifth aunt's family didn't know.
The fifth uncle and five aunts only knew that they went to the county seat to buy a cart of flour overnight yesterday, and all the buns they started making at two o'clock in the morning were sold out in a short time. It's too late to make steamed buns, it's too late to roll noodles, and people rush to eat ramen and noodles.
In the end, it's too late, so let's make gnocchi.
Well, all the remaining half van flour was made into gnocchi.
That's not enough to eat.
Uncle Wang, who was in his seventies and had long since retired, was also forced to open his business and set up a pan to fry fritters on the street corner.
Hey!
Those who didn't grab the five aunts' buns came over with mobile phone cameras and hulala.
In short, no one knows how many foreign tourists there are in Castle Peak Town.
Uncle Wu, who was temporarily assigned to take charge of security patrols, didn't know either.
He and his colleagues had to patrol the streets, go to the roads into the town to divert traffic, deal with compensation for the fence that was crushed by cars, and even fight over the buns of the fifth aunt......
In the whole town, only one person was idle.
The grocery store that sells hardware accessories, glass, and pesticide sprayers, these foreign customers are not practical and have no interest.
Even though the people in the side streets are about to burst their bowels, the other stores have to stock three or five times a day.
His shop is still out of business.
Yes, you guessed it. Who is this man......
The excitement is not only in Qingshan Town.
On that invisible "net",
- All kinds of headlines are "haunted Aoyama Hotel"
- All kinds of travel experts are pushing "the most mysterious haunted house tour"
——All kinds of live broadcast rooms are holding their breath and waiting for the "ghosts" of the 202 windowsill
——Various travel agencies have urgently added "Haunted House Hotel Night Tour",
Countless people are coming to Qingshan Town from all over the world,
Countless people are blocking the winding road to Qingshan Town,
Countless people are stepping on the vegetable fields of Qingshan Town,
Countless people are even selling "promissory notes" for their homes a year after the Aoyama Hotel......
What a crazy world!
Xiao Ling, who put down the mouse, let out a long sigh.
This small Qingshan Hotel really can't accept such a large number of "curious babies".
This somewhat dilapidated Aoyama Hotel is really not a "haunted house hotel" as mentioned on the Internet.
Just sighing, the back building is out of trouble again.
Xiao Ling stood up and went straight to the backyard.
Mom is no longer sitting on the couch. In the past two days, there have always been people taking pictures of their mothers, and they even asked their mothers to interact with them live.
Mom won't either, Mom will only laugh. Mom only cleans every room on the first floor when she gets up in the morning, and she doesn't dump garbage into the trash can. Every time this last step is taken, it is Xiao Ling who does it.
Xiao Ling didn't want these cameras to always be on her mother, so she let her mother sit in the house today and closed the door.
Let him make a mess outside, and he can't interfere with our mother.
Xiao Ling walked through the kitchen of two groups of people broadcasting, and through a courtyard full of tents like a refugee camp. Fortunately, I agreed with them in advance that they were not allowed to do anything anywhere or throw garbage anywhere. Now it's just a little bit more tent, and it's not too dirty.
Xiao Ling walked up the stairs in the back stairs.
Out of condition is 203 on the second floor.
It turned out that last night was too crowded to be arranged at all.
Xiao Ling had to arrange 24 rooms in the front building, and Xiao Ling didn't know how many people there were in the back building and courtyard.
I only know that they all scanned the code given by the system, and the money was collected.
Xiao Ling only had to provide them with a place. The water is tap water, electricity, where there are wires, they pull it themselves, and where there are no wires, Xiao Ling can't manage it.
Therefore, Xiao Ling does not know how many people live in the courtyard and back building like a refugee camp.
Actually, in the back building 202, there were four groups of people last night. At that time, they were fighting, but they didn't win or lose, so the three groups of people who persuaded them to fight were all crowded in this small room, all holding mobile phone cameras, aiming at the pot of "house flowers" from the yard on the windowsill, and kept staring.
As for 201 and 203, they are the closest to the scene of the haunted house, and naturally there are no people.
Those bold anchors put the selfie sticks out of the window, and shoot the basin first near the water.
In the corridor on the second floor, there is also a whole row of tents. The place is small, and it can't be opened, and a pair of legs stretch out of the tent, and if you want to walk through, you have to walk like a walkway on a green train for the Spring Festival...... Melon seeds and peanuts mineral water - ha, I got the wrong script, yes - take away the thighs and calves, I don't care if I break my toes~
In this way, after a night, these vacuum cleaners that do not use electricity actually eat the old thick ash on the ground in the back building, rubbing them with their clothes, sucking them through their noses and mouths.
Let's go back to the story of 203.
There was no electricity in the back building, so they paid the same amount of money and only enjoyed the free vacuuming.
Uh, meaning they don't have electricity and can only use their own power banks. The power bank can't stand it, so someone removed the car battery and used it.
Then, the three groups of "residents" in these 203 quarreled because of stealing electricity.
Why not get your hands dirty? After freezing all night, there was nothing to eat, and the instant noodles in the town were all snatched up. I didn't have anything to eat, and I didn't have the strength to fight.
So, the other two groups stopped shooting flower pots in the corridor, and instead came to shoot and quarrel, not only shooting, but also coaxing and adding oil and vinegar and giving advice......
As a result, with 203 as the center, the entire back building broke out into what should be the most powerful controversy in the history of Qingshan Town.
This doesn't work, as the proprietress of Qingshan Hotel, Xiao Ling has to take care of it.
If you don't care about it, Uncle Wu, who is patrolling the door, is about to knock on the door.
So, a group of men, women, fat and thin Internet celebrity anchors turned the camera to the lame and red-faced lady of the Qingshan Hotel, listened to her persuasion, and kept nodding, so there was a happy and peaceful atmosphere again.
The town is also the same, there are constantly people and things that are damaged by Internet celebrities, and Internet celebrities are not bad, losing money while shooting;
Constantly some people step on the vegetables in the field and lose money while patting them;
There are even people who threw their mobile phones into the water in order to take pictures of the crystal clear stream. I don't know who to pay for......
The days of the Internet celebrity siege of the town, starting from this day, have lasted for a week.
The county sent more people to maintain order, the merchants in the neighboring towns also drove to the roadside, the villagers also picked up their own dried fruits and goods to sell along the road, and even the little dolls cooperated with the Internet celebrity sisters Biye and smirked crookedly - in addition to making a little change, sometimes you can also get some new stationery or Internet celebrity toys in the city.
It can be said that the town's carnival caused by a "smiley face", this "bad review" Xiao Ling doesn't know whether to laugh or cry.