Chapter 33 is greasy

"Tell you to run!" The big fat man who was running fast suddenly roared into the air like a cannon, and Li Xu saw a bird with colorful feathers and screaming in the direction of the big fat man's rush was grabbed by the big fat man.

The little bird caught by the big fat man lost its voice in an instant, Li Xu frowned slightly, guessing that the little bird with beautiful feathers might have been blurred by the flesh and blood pinched by the big fat man who looked like a humanoid mecha, and his life was gone.

The big fat man fell to the ground from mid-air, and the earth shook slightly. Li Xu sighed that someone can grow to such a height, such a size, and with such a weight, they can still run so fast and jump so highland, and at the same time, they can't help but be convinced by the statement that the hidden dragon and crouching tiger in the military academy are also convinced.

"Sample, let you stand still and still don't listen, you fat brother I want you, do you still escape?" The big fat man spread out his palm, and the little bird was not dead, but it couldn't get up in a daze.

Li Xu looked at the seemingly dying bird in the big fat man's hand in surprise and said strangely, "You didn't pinch it to death just now?" ”

"He's my pet, how could I pinch him to death? Hey...... Why did you only come to the academy now? Aren't all the new students here on September 1st? The big fat man looked at Li Xu very strangely.

Li Xu found that although the big fat man was obese, there was not much horizontal meat on his face. is white and tender, with a straight nose and a beautiful mouth, thick eyebrows and big eyes. This contradictory combination of head and body makes Li Xu extremely awkward, and he even has the idea of wanting to press his body again. Since Li Xu successfully modified the mecha last time, he seems to have suffered from the sequelae of modifying things.

"Isn't it possible to enter Twin Lakes College halfway?" Li Xu didn't doubt why the big fat man knew so well that the freshmen of the entire academy were here on September 1st. It is important to know that when the school starts, there will be some students who do not come to the college as usual due to special reasons. The military is more lenient in this regard, and can postpone the enrollment deadline if there is a good reason to do so.

"Oh." The big fat man nodded in understanding, "Which department do you want to report?" ”

"Mecha." Li Xu replied softly, picked up the luggage and said, "Where can I sign up?" ”

When the big fat man heard that Li Xu was going to report to the mecha department, a bright light flashed in his eyes, and then asked quietly: "Brother, how many hertz is the fastest hand speed?" ”

Li Xu scratched his head slightly embarrassed and said, "This hasn't been tested yet." ”

The big fat man's face full of hope couldn't help but freeze into a big look of disappointment when he heard this answer, he refocused his eyes on the dying bird, and said silently: "Go inside thirty meters, turn right, turn another thirty meters after turning a corner, turn left, and walk another thirty meters after turning a corner." After saying that, the big fat man didn't care whether Li Xu remembered it or not, he threw the bird in his palm forward and shouted, "Stop!" Then he galloped over, and then flew up like a cannon and grabbed the bird.

Li Xu looked at the big fat man who behaved so strangely and couldn't help but think, could this big fat man have a nervous problem?

Li Xu can remember the configuration of parts in any small part of the mecha, and his memory ability is obviously not too bad. Although you can't remember it, you can listen to it and repeat it, but it's no problem to remember what the big fat man said about the registration position.

The registration place where the big fat man guided Li Xu was to the classroom building of Shuanghu College, and the floor building was a unified ten-story building of various teaching buildings of Shuanghu College. The principal's office is the first office at the entrance to the building.

Li Xu walked into the principal's office without knocking, because the door of the principal's office was not closed, and there was a person inside who was going crazy.

"This is a fraud, where are you military academy, it's a completely bullying fraud group, I'm going to sue you!"

"If you want to sue, go and sue, when you paid the money, it was voluntary, and our school didn't use any coercive means. You yourself are not the material to be a mecha master, how can you blame the academy? ”

"But before I signed up, I already said that my hand speed is 18 Hz at the fastest speed, why do you still charge me to study in the mecha department? My hand speed can't even reach the low level, how to control the combat mech, in the words of the mecha teacher, how to practice is a waste. What is it that you are not a scam like this? If the college doesn't refund the money to me, I will insist on sueing me! ”

"I said you're confused, aren't you? If you know how to do it, what else will you learn? You pay money to go to school and have a learning opportunity, and in the end, you don't learn anything and blame the school for the blame, is this the royal mill killing the donkey? ”

"I spent 100,000 yuan, can I learn a waste skill? I paid 100,000 alliance coins! I'm a special student, so I should be treated specially! You definitely have a lot of tricks here, you have to deceive those ignorant fools, but you can't deceive me, I'm a top student who also studied law! If the officials of the Shuanghu region are in cahoots with you, I will sue you in the Liangjing region, and if the Liangjing region does not care, I will go to the Earth Alliance headquarters to sue you! ”

"My top law student, where do you want to sue now, just go! I have other guests to meet. Do you have anything to do with this student? The principal took the trouble to finish speaking, and looked at Li Xu with a very friendly smile

Li Xu was treated by the principal who was as cold as ice cubes just now, and suddenly showed a friendly smile to himself, and he was stunned for a while.

After half a sound, Li Xu looked at the angry student on his face and said, "I'm here to sign up." ”

"I remember that all the new students at this school have already arrived?" The headmaster feigned surprise

"Hmph." The mad student snorted coldly and looked at the principal with extreme contempt. The headmaster turned a blind eye to his disdainful gaze.

Li Xu had already answered, "I'm not a freshman, I heard that I can enter the school by paying 100,000 alliance coins, so I came." If he hadn't bumped into the scene just now, Li Xu might have to ask first, and now everything can be avoided.

"Hehe, this is the policy of Shuanghu College to provide learning opportunities for all kinds of talents who are in the league to specialize in research. Don't know which subject you want to enroll in? Shuanghu College has ten professional courses, the Department of Mecha, the Department of Finance, the Department of Political Science, ......" The principal's enthusiastic introduction has not yet been finished, Li Xu has already interrupted: "I apply for the Department of Mecha!" ”

Seeing that Li Xu was so decisive, the principal skillfully took out a student admission form and handed it to Li Xu, chuckling and said, "Fill out this admission form, and after paying the money, you can go to class today." ”

Li Xu took the admission form and before he glanced at it, he was snatched away by the previous mad student, and the principal whose eyes were narrowed saw that the mad student was going to destroy the good thing, slapped the table and said, "Tang Song!" You come once a week to make trouble, and the principal can tolerate you. But if you want to sabotage the principal's business, I will not be merciful, and I will definitely hand you over to the Judge Advocate General's Office!" ”