Chapter 538: I'm a thousand-year-old goblin
On the 85 Xianyu website of the BR53-7 galaxy, there is a very popular user recently.
An ID:I'm a thousand-year-old goblin user.,Crazy in posting all kinds of information.,And the pay is higher than the average similar job.,It's also food and lodging.,Weekends and weekends.,9 to 6 in the morning.,It's a rare good position.γ
"[Recruitment] construction workers, digging foundations, building houses, by the way, it is best to teach people to build houses."
"[Recruitment] of literacy teachers to provide the most basic literacy education for illiterate adults."
"[Urgent recruitment] kindergarten teachers, primary school teachers, for children who have no foundation and no common sense to do basic education."
"[Recruitment] high-end management talents, the kind that can manage the affairs of a planet."
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However, because the gap in the recruitment information sent by this user is too large, from managing a planet to a logistics serviceman...... It's hard to believe that this is a real recruitment need.
And what is the name of the recruiting planet is Su 2.0, which does not conform to the official planet naming norms at all, and it looks like it is taken blindly, and it is not easy to deceive people.
So recently, they have directly chased the information posted by this user as the latest hot spot, just waiting to see what funny recruitment needs this person will put forward today.
Just when the melon-eating netizens were idle, Ding~ finally jumped out of the new message reminder, and I am a thousand-year-old goblin who has been set as a special concern by many people, and sure enough, a new recruitment notice has been issued.
And judging from the content, because no one went to the recruitment sent out before, there was only a joke hahahaha, which only completely annoyed this old goblin.
"[Hurry, hurry! Generous treatment! Preferential benefits! Urgently recruiting HR directors and recruiters, please, come to someone! The salary package is definitely better than the same position, including food and living in a large suite, a beautiful working environment in the desert style, generous room for growth, and a good relationship between the boss and the official, it is definitely a great job opportunity that you can't miss! I said seriously, I really want to recruit people, I'm not a liar!! β
As soon as this recruitment information came out, it instantly detonated the comment area of the message:
ID recently watched the old goblin acting: Hahaha, the old goblin is really a dedicated drama spirit, and he is progressively progressive with emotions.
ID Old Leprechaun updated? : Ahhh
ID melon eater: What the hell is going on here, so lively?
ID Huangquan's most handsome brother: There's a new one upstairs, hurry up, don't let it go!
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ID I'm the one the old goblin can't get: if I didn't know that he was so unreliable, I really believed it, and I also had food and a big suite, why didn't I eat and live in a big villa?
Bite~
ID, I'm an old goblin who can't get this comment, as soon as this comment was issued, I actually received a reminder of the release of new recruitment information for people of special concern:
"[Recruiting! It's hiring! Beat the gongs and drums to recruit people! The treatment of the personnel director has been increased, a set of desert style high-end design single-family villas, including food and accommodation without rent, and a set of houses will be sent directly if you do a good job! β
ID I'm the one the old goblin can't get:!
Downstairs a series of slots, I convex (θΉθΉθΉ), I dribble θθ»......
ID didn't understand how things were going on: the old goblin was so good at playing that I had a little bit of trust in him.
ID walked by and missed all: upstairs...... I'm worried that what you said may be true, I just went to search this planet with Su-2.0 and found that there really is...... And what's even more terrifying is that the planet is privately owned......
Downstairs......ΓN
Countless melon-eating netizens who can't accept the truth: Impossible, we didn't have this planet before, and you must have come to lie to us.
ID I'm really super sweet: What's that, all missed is right, there really is this planet in the planet statistics database, and it was just entered this morning, and everyone still has the five arch moons of this planet...... Other words......
ID I'm really super sweet: a map of evidence, the latest update of the planetary statistical database, there is a Su 2.0 planet, belonging to a person called Bai Xiaoyao.
ID Proud Cuckold: Actually! It's true! Be! Big Dog !!!
The entire discussion board suddenly fell silent, so quiet that it seemed that the excitement just now did not exist, and the big dog with six private planets?
actually appeared on their third-rate website?
Still hiring?
The recruitment treatment is also very special and generous!
ID Dog Big Households Ask for Thighs: Are Big Households Still Recruiting? The kind that looks cute, can resist, fight, fall, and work?
ID I'm wrong, I take back the previous diss: I beg the big family to forgive me and other young ignorant tyrants, and the humble little brother begged for support online!
ID Old goblin is my husband!! : Fairy husband, I love you, I will always be your support fan leader, recruit me, as long as a luxury desert style single-family design villa will do!
ID get out of the way: I was robbed with my mother, how can a goblin be a man, it must be a cute girl!
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Bai Yaoyao looked at the comment page that was constantly beating and refreshing, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
It turns out that no matter which plane, the sand sculpture netizens are almost the same!
"[Recruitment] have the intention to hug the thighs of the old goblin of the big dog, first go to the homepage to see the recruitment requirements, and leave your resume, give priority to hiring personnel positions, if there are suitable relatives and friends are also welcome to recommend, the dog dare to guarantee, the treatment is proper!"
Oh, isn't it just a sand sculpture netizen, who is not!
Bai Yaoyao updated a recruitment notice again, and turned off her personal terminal, she was interested in taking a look at these messages today, and she still had a lot of things.
Walking out of the door, a primitive man wearing a yellow hard hat saw her at a glance, and ran over and saluted respectfully: "Your Excellency, the simple mobile board house can be built in a few nights." β
Bai Yaoyao looked at the row of blue-roofed mobile board houses in the distance, and sighed heavily in his heart: Alas, I have to hurry up and recruit some professional construction workers, how can she be the lord of the six stars, the queen of these primitive people, how can she always live in the mobile board house.
"Yes, you're doing a good job, so let's not get too tired, and we need to rest at the right time, you know?"
"Queen, we're not tired, you're so good to us, we're ......"
"I said that if you want to rest, you have to rest, everyone will still grow in the future, don't make me tired now."
The little yellow-hatted primitive man could only shut up, whether he was happy and ashamed to care about Bai Xiaoyao so much, or whether they were too stupid to repay the queen better.
"Okay, you keep busy, I'll go see what they made today, remember to let everyone rest when the time comes."
"It's the Queen!"