Chapter Ninety-Four: Pretending to be a Little Genius
Early in the morning, at dawn.
In a valley, there is a cave that is beautiful in the Xiuzhen world because of the display of all kinds of modern objects, and the mouth of the cave flows into the morning light like a clear spring, and the birds are chirping on the branches outside the cave.
And in the cave, there are two peerless beautiful men who have entered the realm of selflessness.
Sitting cross-legged on the ground, running the ancient and mysterious Ten Thousand Thunder Heavenly Prison Body, just one night of cultivation, it was already able to shine a faint light around it, because it had not absorbed the thunder tribulation, and naturally there was no lightning, only a glimmer of light.
However, you must know that this exercise is located in the green rank, and it is an extremely rare body quenching exercise, even so, this young man still achieved a lot of results overnight, which shows that his talent is so high that it is definitely comparable to very people, at least, it is several times stronger than his pretending to be a criminal.
However, it can also be attributed to his unremitting practice over the past 20 years.
The other person was holding a pure black round shield, constantly performing the moves of the water and the waves. It was also a night of practice, but this young man who pretended to be a convict had already completely exerted a complete set of water silence, and it could be said that he had pulled the progress bar to 30%.
But this pretending to be a criminal boy is different from another teenager, he does not rely on talent, but uses the martial idiot spirit vein exchanged by the anti-heaven system.
Not to mention that a fool has a foolish fortune, he is lucky to be favored by God with mediocre qualifications.
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"Whew~"
Yun Ling finally stopped after casting the water silence hundreds of times, he exhaled a long breath, and then twisted his neck left and right to make a "click" sound, and after doing this, Yun Ling showed a satisfied smile.
Yun Ling, who had not slept all night, did not feel tired at all at this time, on the contrary, the magical water was still and waveless, making him energetic at the moment.
Yun Ling smiled, looked at Jin Yunxiao and said, "This kid, his talent is good, his cultivation in one night has already reached the effect of my first thunder tribulation, not bad." ”
"It's all at this point, I originally said to watch the sunrise, let's just watch the sunset later, let's have a sunset and sunrise. Yun Ling said with a smile.
"Book of Heaven, exchange for a golden leaf - the leaf of heaven. ”
"Ding, master. The redemption was successful, and the current points are 1279.14. ”
"Hey, get up a cigarette early and race over the living immortals~ Have a good time in this valley today, hehe. ”
Yun Ling picked up the cigarette, flicked his fingers, and lit the leaf of the sky in a dashing manner.
"Hiss~Whew~" Yun Ling couldn't help but moan out comfortably.
Suddenly, Yun Ling suddenly realized something, his face changed in an instant, and he said angrily in his heart: "Book of Heaven! Didn't you say that all items are discounted by 20 percent? What's the matter, a cigarette is still 0.01 points?"
"Ding, master. 0.01 is the minimum number of points deducted. ”
Hearing this, Yun Ling was very angry, and scolded: "Damn! You profiteer! Don't say it earlier! Next time I buy five at a time, so you can only deduct 4 points, hehe, it's me, little genius~"
"Ding, master. That's true, but this time, I still earned it, didn't I?"
"You!" Yun Ling's swear words had reached his throat, but he swallowed it hard. And then all of a sudden, "Hey, hey." He made an indifferent expression, and then sang leisurely with a cigarette in his mouth: "Don't be angry~ Don't be angry~ Be angry and leave a place for the devil~"
"Ouch, the mentality is good~" Tianshu sneered unrelentingly.
"That's, anyway, it's just a loss of 0.002 points, and I'll earn it back with a force, sir. But you, don't taunt me, you can't get points. Yun Ling happily spat out a smoke ring and chuckled.
"How do you know that I won't get points?" said Tian Shuyin with a smile.
Yun Ling was stunned for a moment, but he didn't think much about it.
Walking out of the cave, the sunlight sprinkled on Yun Ling's body unscrupulously, the corners of Yun Ling's mouth rose slightly, and the sunlight was very warm.
"Since this kid is still practicing, then I'll go and explore the highest peaks in this valley first, as well as the most beautiful streams of water. Yun Ling said.
As soon as he said it, Yun Ling urged his aura to move on the moon, and climbed to the highest mountain as far as his eyes could see. While smoking a cigarette, he stepped on his toes slightly, and kept sweeping high into the air. The posture can be said to be very chic, and if there is someone at this moment, you will definitely be able to get a lot of points.
After a while, Yun Ling reached the top of the mountain, and sure enough, this is the highest peak in the entire mountain range. ”
"It's nice, it's nice to live in the mountains. ”
"The scenery of this natural landscape is truly stunning, much more beautiful than the deforested forests of the earth. Yun Ling sighed with emotion, at this time, he had long since stopped missing the earth.
Yun Ling smoked a cigarette comfortably, looked around appreciatively, and was very satisfied.
"Hey, there's a waterfall there, there's a clear spring under the waterfall, you can go and have a look. Yun Ling spotted a waterfall and muttered.
So Yun Ling's soles of his feet were forced, and the whole person shot out, stagnating in mid-air, and his figure overlapped with the sunlight.
Immediately after, Yun Ling descended extremely quickly, and when he was halfway down, Yun Ling kicked a big tree, borrowing slightly, and then changed the direction of descent and fell towards the waterfall.
At the moment of falling into the water, Yun Ling's toes tapped the surface of the water, and with a trace of tension on the surface of the water, he landed steadily on the shore, and the surface of the water only set off a trace of waves.
When he arrived here, after a close look, Yun Ling found that the spring water was so clear and clear, and the pebbles, aquatic plants, and fine sand at the bottom of the stream were clearly visible. The ancients said that when the water is clear, there are no fish, but in fact, this spring is full of cheerful fish.
"It turns out that when the water is clear, there are no fish, it means that the water is so clear that all the fish are caught. Yun Ling said with a smile.
"Yes, just these two places. Call it a day, go back and call the clouds out. Yun Ling clapped his hands with satisfaction and smiled.
So, Yun Ling rushed straight back to the cave.
In the hole.
Yunxiao was still sitting quietly, but after a while, he opened his eyes, because he sensed that Yun Ling had returned.
"Brother Yun Ling, where have you been?" Jin Yunxiao asked.
"I'm going to find a place for us to play today, I've found two beautiful scenery, let's go, go and see?" Yun Ling smiled at Yunxiao.
That's exactly what I mean. Yunxiao readily agreed.
"Hmm~ Wait and go, this handsome turtle is hungry, you forgot to give me breakfast!"
"Wait a minute, I'll feed the little turtle first. Yun Ling said that he cut the fish he had killed yesterday into fresh fillets, and then put them in the turtle tank.
"Hmm~ It looks good, I'm moving!" said the cute voice of the little turtle.
"Alright, let's go. Yun Ling took the turtle jar and walked towards the entrance of the cave.
"Good. The clouds answered. Then he followed Yun Ling.
Yun Ling swept towards the waterfall at an extremely fast speed, although the speed was as fast as lightning, the turtle tank in his hand was very stable, and even the water flow in it did not fluctuate at all.
"Hey, Brother Yun Ling, slow down, I can't keep up!" Jin Yunxiao shouted at Yun Ling from a distance.
"Aren't you human? Why are you so slow? Yun Ling said disgustedly. Then he stopped, and stepped steadily on a finger-thick branch.
"How do I know how you are so fast, a demon, and how light you feel when you leap, as if you have completely defied gravity. Yunxiao shouted angrily.
"Oops, I accidentally forgot that I had mastered a body technique. Yun Ling said ostentatiously.
At this time, Jin Yunxiao had already chased after him.
"What? I'll go, what kind of exercise is this? I've never heard of it! Also, why did you stop on a branch without urging the slightest aura? Is this the body method? Teach me quickly, teach me quickly!" Jin Yunxiao pleaded.
"Harm, little things, I'll teach you later, now swim first. Yun Ling said with a grin.
Before the words fell, Yun Ling swept forward at an extremely fast speed, and after a while, he arrived at the waterfall.
"I'll go, I'll slip away again!" Jin Yunxiao said angrily, and then hurriedly urged the aura to follow.
"Wow, this spring is so clear! Even the fine sand at the bottom of the water is clear, and the waterfall on this side is really a beautiful scenery. Yunxiao sighed.
At this moment, Yun Ling remembered his plan to pretend to be coercive, so Yun Ling cleared his throat and chanted: "Look at the waterfall." The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs in front of the river. The flying stream went straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days~"
Suddenly, Jin Yunxiao looked at Yun Ling incredulously and said: "Brother Yun Ling, this poem of yours is very wonderful, I have seen countless literati in my life, and I have heard many poems, but none of them can compare with your poem of Wangwaterfall." First you also have the human spirit vein, then the Ten Thousand Thunder Heavenly Prison Body, then the body method, and now the chant, Brother Yun Ling, you have brought me more and more shocks. ”
"Oh, it's just a flash of inspiration, a feeling, not enough to worry about, not enough to worry about. Yun Ling said very modestly.
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the master for successfully pretending to be forced and getting 10 points, and the current points are 1279.14. ”
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the owner for pretending not to be forced, and winning the new title of 'pretending to be a little genius', and all goods in the mall are discounted by 7.9. ”
"Don't doubt it, master, this is the title I am making up, this discount is still deliberately playing tricks on you, what, are you happy? ”
Yun Ling chuckled lightly and said, "Tianshu, Tianshu, you think you have fooled me, but in fact, you are still too young." 7.9% off is much different from 8% off. ”
Yun Ling put the well-fed turtle into the spring water, and then took off his clothes, which were wearing a professional diving suit.
"Alright, let's go swim!" Yun Ling said to Yun Xiao with a smile, and then jumped into the spring.
Yunxiao frowned suspiciously, and said, "Damn, this Yunling, after wearing a complete set of professional equipment, why did he go down directly, what about me?"
"Hey, Yunxiao, why can't you come down?" asked Yun Ling suspiciously in the water.
"What do you say??, what about my equipment?" Yun Xiao looked at Yun Ling with disdain.
Yun Ling suddenly smiled awkwardly and said, "Haha, I forgot it." Come on, come on, and this is for you. ”