He put his hands on his abdomen and smiled professionally.

"Hello, how can I help you?"

"Are you taking the Dharma?"

"Pick it up, what kind of scale do you need?

We have packages ranging from 100,000 to 1 million.

Variety of styles,

You can choose with confidence. ”

“…… 100,000 to 1,000,000? "Is this a money grab?

"Yes, the price varies and the services offered are not the same,

The good fortune produced is not the same,

You can take a look at the introduction of each package first,

After reading it, you'll understand where their value lies. ”

The waiter summed up with a smile.

"Benefiting the ancestors and blessing future generations, this is our service tenet."

“…… It looks pretty professional. "Red-mouthed and white-toothed, after all, it's not money grabbing?

"Thank you for the compliment, our Shenxiao Pavilion is an ancestral business, Tong Su is not bullied, and it has a good reputation, you can ask the neighbors of this street."

"......: "This street looks like it's just your shop."

"Let's talk about what is included in the 100,000 package, isn't it just some paper money to play treasure candle incense? Could it be that all the money in your store is made of gold? ”

The waiter smiled.

"Guest, you are laughing, the ingot candle incense produced by Shenxiao Pavilion is naturally extraordinary."

"Ingots are full of children,

Four generations in the same house,

The 88-year-old man who is blessed with deep fortune folds,

While folding, you have to recite Nan Wu Ami,

If you think about it,

Such an old man,

Where can you find it casually? ”

...... "I saw you folding ingots just now, but you tell me how old you are!"

"Candles and incense are made from centuries-old treasures.

There is no semicolon other than this one,

Our boss works hard every day to find these materials. ”

"...... "I see him playing behind the counter every time I pass by!"

"And the mages who do things,

The mages of our Shenxiao Pavilion are all great mages with advanced Taoism,

If it weren't for the face of our Shenxiao Pavilion,

Generally don't go out of the mountains,

Such a person, can you not contribute more? ”

"......", I will not refute it first.

With the narration finished, the waiter continued to smile.

"Guest, what else do you have to ask?"

"Oh, yes, can I know how much paper money, ingots, candles, incense, and mages charge?"

"Absolutely."

The waiter took out a package of 100,000 yuan and pointed it out to her.

"The cost of ingots candle incense is 11111, and the cost of the mage is 88888, a total of 99999, which means that the ancestors will be blessed for a long time."

"Oh...... It's quite auspicious. ”

"Of course, there is a definite number in this number, so take ......"

"Stop, just give me a 99999 package."

"Okay!" Sure enough, people are stupid and how easy it is to fool money!

"In this way,

Mage doesn't need to be invited,

I'll do the same thing,

You will provide ingots and candles and incense,

The mage fee is 88888, right,

That minus 11111,

You give me another 77777. ”

“…… Ha? ”

The waiter was confused.

"Guest, are you kidding me?"

"Nope."

The next moment, the smile on the waiter's face was gone, and he picked up an iron rod under the counter and smashed it on the table!

"Boss, someone smashed the field!"

"Who! Who! Which king and eight lambs dare to smash Lao Tzu's field? ”

Someone was heard smashing the field.

The boss who eats chicken doesn't eat chicken, so he picks up an iron rod and rushes out from behind.

Look at that stance, it's practiced.

The boss is five big and three thick, his face is full of meat, and he is full of anger at first glance.

With a twist of eyebrows, you can scare the little doll on the street!

He rushed out and saw his waiter pointing at a girl.

Immediately strode over, and raised an iron rod in one hand to point at her.

"Yes you are not,

Bold enough,

And I don't see whose field it is,

Dare to go to Lao Tzu's field to spread wild,

You're going to die! ”

The loud one,

The fierce one,

Even the wild cats who stopped at the door to steal food were so frightened that he fled!

The murderous boss directly put the iron rod in front of the girl's eyes, less than 5 centimeters away.

The cold wind blew on her face, causing her to frown uncomfortably.

opened his lips, and his naturally glutinous voice was a little cold.

"Take it away."

"Drink, you're quite bold," the boss sneered, "If you don't take it, you dare to drop it!" ”

"Not much, just like that."

She smiled, reached out, grabbed the iron rod in front of her, and pinched it.

There was a crunch.

Flattened.

"Flat, flat, flat?"

An iron rod as thick as a sesame ball was suddenly kneaded into a pumpkin pie?!

The boss gasped, threw down the iron rod with a clatter, and jumped three meters away.

it!

Violent Female King Kong!

Hemp eggs, black eats black!

It's a hard stubble!

"Little Liuzi, the wind is tight,!"

The waiter froze.

"Old, old, boss, come and pull me! I'm weak in my legs,"

The boss ignored it and ran away with his head covered.

"Try one more."

The two froze,

Frozen like a wooden man,

The atmosphere didn't dare to breathe,

I'm afraid that my body will be pinched by her and flattened somewhere.

Tang Baobao walked between the two.

Spread out your hands and hook your fingers at the two of them, "Come here." ”

"Don't......" The two old men wanted to cry.

People who say good are stupid and have a lot of money, but you sent a violent female King Kong.

God, you're not kind!

"I can't get over!"

"Over!"

Five minutes later.

The boss waiters sat in a row.

Standing in front of him was a black and black, righteous and awe-inspiring Tang Baobao.

She counted the money on the table.

"Eighty thousand? Much more. ”

"What," the cross-faced boss smiled flatteringly, "and that's a lot of honoring your old man." ”

The special code Lao Tzu wants to spend money to eliminate a disaster!

"Then you don't need it, you can have any package, I want 99999"

Boss: "......"

Waiter: "......"

Don't give money, isn't this female King Kong stupid!

After counting the money, Tang Baobao raised his chin towards the two of them and gestured.

"Come, go get ready, get ready, and start doing things."

"Huh?" The two looked confused and said in unison, "Now? ”

"Yes," Tang Baobao raised his eyebrows, "Is it possible to pick a good day and an auspicious day?" ”

The two said in unison again: "...... Isn't it necessary? ”

Tang Baobao waved his hand impatiently.

"Of course not, it's not about getting married, where is it so exquisite, just get paper money and incense.

Hurry up, I'm done with this, I've got to eat. ”

Boss: "......"

Waiter: "......"

This ancestor,

It seems that in the hearts of your children and grandchildren,

You haven't eaten yet,

It's pitiful,

I've met a bad descendant,

No wonder even the black of their white shop has to be eaten!

For this reason, the cross-faced chicken boss rarely rose up a little sympathy that had not been seen for a long time.

He struggled.

"Then you have to set up a dojo,

There has to be an explanation for inviting people here to do things or going to your house to do things.

If I do it, then I have to go and set up the mourning hall, and the ancestors have to invite me here. ”

"It's up to you,"

Tang Baobao immediately made a decision.

She had already seen it just now, and the things used in the backyard were very exquisite, and the pomp was enough.

Then she patted her chest, "The ancestors are here." ”

Boss: "......"

Waiter: "......"