"Okay, what are you doing, let's go."

Seeing Lees staring at him blankly, Gwen smiled, bent down to pick up Hulk, and said, "Don't forget that you will have to speak as a graduate representative later." ”

"What?"

Li Si, who was still immersed in emotion, looked confused.

"Didn't I ask you yesterday? You say 'OK'. ”

Gwen said with a smile.

Li Si's face suddenly fell: "I just said that I came to attend the graduation ceremony today, but I didn't agree to give a speech on stage." ”

"But I've replied to Mr. Pierce, and the speaker has been decided."

Gwen smiled even more, and pulled him towards the graduation ceremony, despite Lees's objections.

Midtown High School of Science and Technology has a purpose-built open-air venue flanked by tranquil greenery and adjacent to a sparkling river.

Due to the surrounding scenery, it is usually a place for couples to tryst in the school on weekdays, and it is only used as a venue on some important days.

The graduation ceremony was held in this open-air venue.

After the two of them received their bachelor's gowns and put them on, the participants of this graduation ceremony were basically there.

The graduates all sat in blue bachelor's gowns at the front and lined up in several blue squares, while the stepped seats at the back were crowded with graduates' parents and school staff.

At the beginning, the school leaders made speeches, which is a common practice in schools in any country, and one by one the leaders who had no impression at all came to the stage and began to make lengthy speeches.

The graduates in the row below listened with serious expressions, and only by looking at their eyes could they see that most of them were confused and confused, and it was obvious that their years of schooling had trained them very well in this special skill.

"The little spider hasn't come yet, is it still catching rhinoceros people like in the original plot?"

Li Si, who was already sleepy, fell asleep listening to this, and looked at the people around him absentmindedly.

After a long time, the last speaker's speech was finally turned to the last page.

"Now I would like to invite the representative of this year's graduates, Listan!"

After reading a long paragraph, the leader, who was in an unknown position, closed his speech.

"Oh~!"

"Listan! Listan! Listan! ”

Hearing this, everyone who was originally drowsy and present was suddenly shocked, applauded one after another, and let out screams and cheers.

"Lee, it's your turn to go up."

Gwen nudged Lees with her elbow and whispered a reminder.

"Okay."

Li Si nodded helplessly, and opened his research and development skills to refresh himself, and then got up and walked to the podium.

The podium was open-air, but it was covered by a vaulted dome, with the podium at the front and some school leaders and the like sitting in the back.

Smiling and shaking hands with the leader who gave the last speech, Li Si walked to the front of the podium.

"Well, I'm sure you've seen it, I don't have a speech ...... hand."

Li Si showed his hands and said helplessly: "Actually, I didn't expect that I would be able to speak here as a representative of the graduates, so please give me a minute to think about the topic of the speech." ”

"Hahahaha!"

His words drew a burst of laughter from below.

"Listan, what else do you want to talk about, just tell me how you achieved such an outstanding achievement!"

"yes, tell me how you made the bumblebee!"

"No, no, no, I should ask him how those memes were made!"

Replaced by a student representative speech, the graduates in the audience were not as restrained as before, and when they heard Li Si's words, they all laughed and began to coax.

"That's really good advice, and I'm actually talking to people about it this morning."

Li Si leaned over slightly to the microphone of the podium, and said with a smile: "I believe that everyone is tired of hearing chicken soup for the soul like success learning, so I am ready to reveal to you the secret of real success." ”

"It's actually very simple, it's ......"

Lees deliberately lengthened his voice.

"What's it?"

Many people urged, and many parents of students pricked up their ears and waited and watched.

"It's because I'm lazy!"

Li Si said with a smile.

"Poof......

Several people in the crowd who were drinking water heard Li Si's words and directly sprayed the water in their mouths on the back of their heads in the front seat.

The others were also stunned, or they had a 'you're kidding me' expressions.

"You may think I'm wrong, but it's that simple, because I'm lazy enough."

Li Si shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course, this laziness also has to talk about methods, some people are too lazy to go out and walk, but they are lazy and become homebodies."

But some people are too lazy to walk but invent cars, too lazy to go to concerts and invent records, too lazy to do calculations to invent mathematical formulas and computers, laziness is the root of human progress......"

Li Sbarabala's fallacy and heresy, what laziness makes people progress, what life lies in movement, but the turtle is too lazy to move, so it lives long, the lid is too lazy to read, too lazy to memorize DOS commands, so he dropped out of school to write a computer system and became the richest man in the world, completely confused everyone.

Is laziness the root of success? Isn't this nonsense, isn't success 99 percent effort plus 1 percent opportunity? Isn't it industrious and willing to take one step at a time? Fallacies and heresies, this is a fallacy and heresy through and through.

But...... Why do you inexplicably think what he said makes sense? Is it really because laziness is the key to success? Success Studies: Who made it up to deceive people?

Lees's speech continued, and after a period of intent, he finally shifted the conversation back to himself.

"And I, since I was a child, have been lazier and lazier than all of the above."

"I'm too lazy to hear from others that I'm ugly and fat, so I'm so handsome, and I'm too lazy to have long meat."

Li Si had a little humor, which immediately attracted boos from the audience.

But maybe they didn't even notice it, they were already listening very attentively unconsciously, and they were preoccupied with it, and they were afraid that they hadn't been so serious about their studies and work.

"I'm too lazy to make up for the exam, and I'm too lazy to listen to the teacher's scolding, so I study hard every day......"

"I wanted a car, but I didn't bother to go to the market to pick and choose, and in the end I could only choose one that didn't completely satisfy me, so I chose to make a sports car that best suited my heart."

"Actually, I have had a dream since I was a child, that is, to save the world and maintain peace, but I found that I was too lazy to go out, so I planned to make a robot to save the world for me......"

"But I was already building sports cars and was too lazy to make a robot again, so I simply merged the two things into one, and I had the Transformers Hornet......"

Li Si, who didn't want to go on stage, had already said hi at this time, and he was tireless and happy.

The more the audience listened, the more they felt that it made sense, and I don't know how many people were fooled by Li Si's speech.

"Mr. Listan!"

Li Si was about to continue, but a young man in the phalanx of graduates raised his hand to interrupt him and asked, "So you are actually too lazy to write a speech this time, right?" ”

"Poofha!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

Lis: "I'm too lazy to answer your question!" ”

“……”