Facts have proved that the imagination of the masses of the people is boundless.

Minghao felt as if he had done something terrible unintentionally.

In the beginning, it was:

"Minghao, what is the immortal you met, is it not only about giving birth to boys and girls, but also about other things?"

"My cow can't be found, can you dream and ask the fairy ......"

"My sow is going to give birth, and I haven't eaten for the past two days, which scares me, it's all about giving birth, the gods are in charge, right?"

Ming Hao was tired, and he gave people answers one by one and explained them in detail.

Well, she just had a dream, she can't be the real one!

You have to believe in science, you don't care about anything, take medicine when you're sick, and go to the hospital if you really can't do it, whether it's a human or an animal.

Then things went in a weird direction:

"Minghao, did you meet a fairy on that stone in our orchard? You know, a lot of people have passed by our orchard these days and stepped out of the road! This is what Lan Qing heard strangely and came to tell Ming Hao.

Minghao held his forehead, and said weakly: "Well, there is no road in this world, and those who walk talk too much, so it becomes a road." ”

Lan Qing sighed twice, "It sounds so reasonable." ”

"This is what Lu Xun said."

"Well, whoever says it's okay, you know, the road to climb up from our orchard is relatively close, and I don't know which bastard said nonsense, someone broke our branch, saying that after worshipping down on the mountain, he broke a peach branch, which is the bow and arrow wood of the gods, which can ward off evil spirits! Go home and whip and whip to drive away disasters. ”

Ming Hao was already a little weak, and replied: "Peach wood has poor elasticity, and generally cannot be used to make bows and arrows, so bamboo and birch should be used...... No, isn't it a slingshot, how did it become a bow and arrow again. ”

"Who's to say it isn't! I don't know who passed it on, it's all nonsense, your brother has been guarding a lot of people these days, what can you do! As soon as they catch people, they are still crying and crying, and it is strange and pitiful to look at......"

Ming Hao frowned, sat up straight, in the Shen family's orchard, the peach trees were all just planted, even if they had grown for such a period of time, they were taller than their knees, and if they were broken ......, I was afraid that it would affect the growth and the subsequent fruit hanging problems.

Ming Hao thought about it and said: "Sister-in-law, you just let the eldest brother tell them that this peach tree belongs to our family, and it will be kept for fruit in the future, picking other people's things is equivalent to stealing, how can the gods help such a person?" ”

Defense, it can't be prevented.

It is still necessary to find the root cause.

Minghao has a little bit of a weak heart, after all, this root cause ...... It's still self-provoking.

I don't know what they think, slingshot? Bow and arrow? Is it the same thing? So the peach branch can be bent up, and it can have something to do with it anyway, or that place is closer and forcibly involved!

What if it's useless anymore?

Lan Qing slapped his face and laughed, "Otherwise, you will say that you are a person who has met immortals, look at this smart man!" But...... We can give birth to anything, Mom can't let me add a sister to An An. ”

After that, things get out of hand.

"Minghao, your idea is good, our orchard has been saved."

Otherwise, all of them will break their branches and be bald!

I'm just about to breathe a sigh of relief.

I saw Lan Qing say with a strange face: "This is not broken, after the worship, it will go to our peach tree to rub, and it is similar to patting, you know, our peach tree is quite short." ”

Thinking about it, the people who climbed the mountain first worshipped the stones, and then twisted their postures to the ground with difficulty, rubbing against their peach trees, which were just knee-high......

I don't dare to think about it, but when I think about it, I feel like I'm doing evil!

Lan Qing said again: "When you dreamed of it, didn't you dream of a fairy with a slingshot, everyone has been arguing recently, and then it was the chrysanthemum family in our village, you remember, the surname Wei was not authentic, and she also saw each other, and when our family made glutinous rice cakes during the New Year, she also came to help......

Minghao nodded, she was very impressed, Chrysanthemum was diligent and quick, but she was a little thicker, and fortunately she didn't marry into Wei Hongguang's family, otherwise...... She is too honest, and she hasn't seen some powerful Ami live like that, and she doesn't know how to do it yet.

Seeing that Minghao nodded, Lan Qing said: "Her sister-in-law's belly is so big, her mother heard about it outside, so she went up the mountain to worship, and she got a kid!" ”

The corners of Minghao's mouth stiffened.

Okay, the odds are ......

"So everyone says that as long as the heart is sincere, it is a son."

Isn't that a recipe for everything? If not, it is insincere, so what is sincerity?

"It can't be like that...... Go ahead. Ming Hao said weakly.

"Although the chances of having a son are indeed a little bit higher, only a little more......"

The ratio of men to women is not a hundred to a hundred, but it is a little higher.

Lan Qing was a little amused, and said, "That's it!" Many people asked people what kind of tribute the chrysanthemum family used when they worshipped God, but the chrysanthemum's mother said that the family killed chicken and stewed soup to replenish the daughter-in-law's body, brought chickens, and a pot of meatballs. ”

"Meatballs? So? Listening to Lan Qing's accentuated tone at the meatballs, Ming Hao was a little stunned.

What does it matter?

"Didn't you dream of a fairy with a slingshot! It's one thing for us to have a peach branch, but we also have to have a bullet! The meatballs, first for worship, came back and let the chrysanthemum sister-in-law eat it, and then ...... And they gave birth to sons.

Now it's spread all over the world, and many families don't let their daughter-in-law be so tired! Stay at home when this happens......"

Minghao didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Meatballs, marbles? Oh no!

This association is really amazing, but the problem is that you can still eat it when you turn around! After all, it's something useful.

She shook her head, not thinking about it anymore, but thinking, is this a good thing she has done?

If everyone believes it, the girl's life can at least be better, otherwise this aunt is too tired and always bad.

What if it is a daughter? Will it bounce back.

Forget it, I don't want to think so much.

"There are a lot of people, even those young people in the factory also ran up to join in the fun, if I want to say that the scenery of the big stone is also quite good, they will think, take something to go up for a picnic or something, look down at the river, look at the zigzag, people also gave a name, what is the Mother of God Bay......

You won, Minghao thought silently.

"This Ami's mother and her Ami, I've heard you say before, what they sell is those stuffed things, sometimes they are freshly made, and some people buy tofu stuffed with chili peppers or something there, it's similar to meatballs, and now the business is good!"

"By the way, Ami and Wei Hongguang are really divorced."

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