"Embarrassing, isn't it? Brother Chao, let me ask you if you are embarrassed? ”

"I... I didn't notice the direction of the wind just now..."

I taunted Brother Chao quietly and frantically, while looking at the fisherman in front of me with a gloating expression.

Brother Chao and I walked all the way upstream, and on the way, we picked up five or six egg yolk pie bags, all of which were of the same brand, style, and date.

At first, Brother Chao became more and more proud, but gradually he began to feel a little weak, because the number of bags seemed to be a bit too much...

Then we walked up to the fisherman, and then we saw that this big brother was fishing... Eating delicious egg yolk pie one by one.

With each one, he would casually throw the torn bag into the air and let it go with the wind.

The bag flying in the air is like a beautiful butterfly flying through the field as a child, close in front of me, but so far away, just like my childhood, after flying away, it will never come back...

Then Brother Chao grabbed one in the air casually, and when he compared, his old face immediately turned red.

His dignity is the same as my childhood... In my heart I'll never come back...

That's right, the egg yolk pie bag that Brother Chao picked up along the way to be used as the main physical evidence and clue was thrown by the fisherman in front of him, and he threw it while eating, and he is still throwing it...

"You are the wind ~ I am the sand ~ entangled. Continuous... ~Gone~"

I hummed this perfect tune in my nasal voice, and at the same time used my eyes and nose to constantly tease Brother Chao's psychological defense line on the verge of bankruptcy.

"It's almost there, isn't this a reward?" Brother Chao's face couldn't hold back, and he scolded me, and after he finished scolding, I asked, "What's the gain?" Are you going to pull this fishing stun and pretend to be a homeless man back to pay for it? ”

Brother Chao cleared his throat and said very unconfidently: "Don't talk nonsense, this is not... Isn't it just a good thing to follow the bag, we also found such an 'eyewitness'. ”

After speaking, Brother Chao gestured to the fisherman with a very undetermined attitude, and I glanced at him and said, "Then according to your meaning, if it weren't for this bag, we wouldn't be able to see this fishing brother?" ”

Brother Chao's unashamed strength finally let me pick a fight, he nodded directly and said, "Ah, how blind are you yourself, don't you have any points in your heart?" "Hey, you're so reasonable, I'm a little tantrum with me, and I'm still here today..."

I just rolled up my arms and sleeves and was about to reason with Brother Chao with my limbs, but this thing ignored me, he raised a large handful of bags in his hand into the air, and then walked a few steps forward and shouted at the fisherman: "This big brother! What a pleasure! In this green mountain and green water..."

"You're so quiet! Are you going crazy?! ”

The fisherman yelled at Brother Chao in a suppressed voice, and then seemed to feel that his own volume just now could not accurately express his emotions, so he casually threw an egg yolk pie at Brother Chao's face with the momentum of throwing grenades.

The egg yolk pie itself is too light, and no matter how much strength it has, it can't throw much force, so Brother Chao easily took the egg yolk pie that flew towards him in his hand, took a closer look at the package, and put it in his pocket.

I hurriedly followed a few steps forward, walked to Brother Chao's side and whispered: "Don't be so convulsive, you are so loud, if you scare the fish away for others, then you deserve it, I won't save you." ”

Brother Chao pouted helplessly, but he was not an unreasonable person, and he knew that he was indeed a little reckless in order to forcibly change the topic just now, so he didn't say anything more, and stood quietly aside to admire the heroic appearance of the fisherman.

The fisherman looked to be about forty or fifty years old, in the prime of life, and judging from the small bucket on the ground beside him, the big brother's skills in fishing were quite average, because there was not even a loach in the bucket, let alone a fish.

The two of us waited stupidly for five minutes, and Brother Chao was probably impatient to wait, and whispered to me: "Hey, you go and ask for a question, he has seen it, if he hasn't seen it, let's hurry down and continue to go, don't delay our efforts here." ”

I asked, "Why don't you go?" ”

Chao Ge Tian said shamelessly: "I have been there in the last round just now, this round is your turn, you have also seen it, just now after three hundred rounds of fierce debate with me, he is already obviously at a disadvantage, under this kind of military situation, as long as you break through again, you will definitely be able to get him immediately, this low-hanging fruit, let it be with you Brother Xian." ”

I raised my middle finger and admired his cheekiness, but I was actually a little impatient to wait, thought about it, didn't have much hypocrisy with Brother Chao, and directly stepped forward a few steps and whispered to the fisherman: "Big brother, how are you fishing today?" ”

The angler said in an unfathomable tone, "Play steady." ”

I looked at the empty bucket on the side, and secretly felt a little happy for the innocent fish in the river, and at the same time sighed with emotion: "Big brother is really a bodhisattva, big brother, you believe in Buddhism, right?" The Buddha who doesn't kill or eat fish? ”

"Hey! Ay! I rub! Here we go, hey! It's about to open, hey! Emma this whole day! Let's Jean! Hurry up and get aside! ”

The fisherman suddenly jumped up from the pony as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he almost shook me down with this action.

Then the big brother continued to shout, while pulling the fishing rod hard, I saw the strength of his shape and wanted to come forward to help, but look at the thickness of the fishing rod, after thinking about it or give up.

Sometimes it's good to be a cheerleader and shout cheers on the side, in case you break his fishing rod, which is not much thicker than chopsticks, it won't be worth it to be falsely accused by him.

Brother Chao was also stunned and watched this scene from the sidelines, and he was at a loss for a while.

Fortunately, after two or three minutes of struggle, the angler finally succeeded in catching the fish.

The thickness of the thumb and the length of the middle finger, well, a slender little grass carp with a lot of physical strength and maybe superpowers.