"Okay, without further ado, in fact, I already have the idea of moving, but there is one more thing that must be resolved, otherwise I will not move." I said.

After listening to this, Brother Chao asked, "Why is it so serious?" ”

I cleared my throat and said seriously, "Ahem... I am short of money, and I don't think I can move it for the time being..."After speaking, I looked at Brother Chao a little embarrassed, and Brother Chao's expression became more and more embarrassed, and finally said: "Dear, how much salary did we each have each month before, don't you know?" ”

I blushed and said, "Then you're not sharing a house now, and you must be spending less than me in a shared house, right?" Don't have any savings? ”

Wang Yang whispered: "I'm still a little." Xiao Xi asked, "Huh?" Brother Qian, are you short of money? I have. Before I could speak, Brother Chao said first: "Don't meddle in men's affairs and women's affairs." ”

Xiao Xi said nonchalantly: "Brother Qian, I'm not an outsider, Brother Qian, I'm really rich, the rent between me and Brother Chao was paid by Brother Chao himself, I didn't spend any money, hehe." ”

Brother Chao sighed and said, "Alas, ruined girls, I still expect you to save money and do something serious..."

I glanced at Brother Chao and said, "Virtue, brother, why are you not as good as the girls to me?" ”

Brother Chao ignored me, lowered his head and sighed and drank coffee.

In fact, with my relationship with Brother Chao and my understanding of him, let alone asking him to borrow money, even an IOU can be discussed.

I understand the reason why he is a little hesitant, that is, he is unwilling to let Xiaoxi pay, which is a manifestation of his 'machismo'. But he definitely doesn't have much money in his hand, and in fact, I'm just joking, and I don't really want to borrow money, for fear of hurting my feelings.

Xiao Xi took out her mobile phone as she spoke, and began to say while flipping through text messages: "I'll see how much I can take out, how much do you need, Brother Qian?" I said, "At least five dollars, right?" Xiao Xi continued to scroll through her phone very seriously and said, "Five yuan?" That should be enough, huh? Five pieces? ”

Xiao Xi raised her head and looked at me in confusion, as if suspecting that she had heard it wrong, Wang Yang punched me on the shoulder and said, "Is there a positive shape?" To borrow or not to borrow? ”

I laughed and said, "It's a joke, I've only lived in this house for a few days?" Let's wait and see, even if... Even if there is anything, I will not go to the underground garage at most, am I afraid that he will hurt me by going down the sewer pipe to my house? Then he's all mixed up with the shell lang, what else do I have to be afraid of? ”

Brother Chao thought for a while and said, "Be careful in everything, don't turn off your phone usually." I took out my phone and said, "Domestic mobile phone, super long standby, support various postures." Hey, don't you say it's so scary, okay? It's the 21st century, what can you do? ”

Brother Chao shook his head a little helplessly and didn't say anything.

The coffee also has a bit of a sobering effect, and with a chat, the little bit of alcohol on me and Chao Brother Xiaoxi has almost gone down. So we left the café together and walked home.

On the way, I had a brief chat with Brother Chao, and we generally have the same idea about the things in my community, that is, this community is indeed weird.

But there is one thing we think differently, that is, I think there is a problem that my community only has an underground garage, so I decided to go back and check it, and check that the community used to... Could it be a cemetery?

Brother Chao doesn't think so, he still insists that there are problems in my community as a whole, mainly because he thinks that the feng shui on the ground in my community is not normal, in his words, "it doesn't seem like it is for the living at all".

Of course, I don't agree with his point of view, the reason is very simple, not to mention the neighbors in the community such as Chen Hao's Beimei sisters who I am already familiar with, even if it is the most abnormal and variable Lao Wang next door to me, then he must be a living person, so Brother Chao's own feng shui theory was directly passed by me.

All the way to an intersection that is very suitable for separation, the three of them took a taxi first, and I waited for a while to get into another taxi and go straight to the community.

When I got off the bus, it was almost dusk, probably because of the effect of alcohol, I was not very hungry, but in the KTV for half a day, a stinky sweat and the smell of smoke was indeed a little smoky, so I was ready to go home directly to take a shower.

As soon as I got into the elevator, I couldn't help but sniff twice, what does this smell like? It smells much better than mine, and I think I've smelled it somewhere recently, where is it?

I shook my head and remembered it carefully for a long time, until the elevator finally reached my floor, but as soon as the elevator door opened, in a lively conversation, I finally remembered where I had smelled it.

There were five people standing outside the elevator, chatting in a circle, three of these five people I knew, one was the intermediary sister who brought me into this community, one was Lao Gu, and the other was Ah San.

There are two other people I don't know, one of these two people is an old lady who looks very graceful, but she doesn't seem to be in a very good mood at the moment, holding a handkerchief in one hand, and wiping her tears from time to time.

As for the last one, he is amazing, just looking at the dress is very stylish, wearing a goose-yellow robe, wearing a Taoist crown, a pair of old Beijing cloth shoes, a brass compass in his left hand and a tablet computer in his right hand, the two mustaches are almost hanging down to his chin, his face is ruddy, his mouth is pursed and his jaw is slightly focused, how do you look at it, I feel like a charlatan.

This person's appearance almost amused me, the smell in the elevator just now came from him, and the smell in the temple hall was the same as the time I went to the fake temple with Chen Haobei to worship before.

This is all perennial smoke and fire, just like smokers have their own smell of smoke, drunkards have their own smell of alcohol, nightclub ladies and some college students have their own smell, Xiangfei has their own fragrance, and Internet trolls have their own smell with a mouth, all of which are the results of perennial insistence on infiltration.

If it weren't for the serious expressions of these five people, I guess I would have laughed out loud.

In order not to spoil their inexplicable solemn atmosphere, I whispered hello to Lao Gu Asan and the intermediary sister and was about to leave, but I didn't expect Lao Gu to stop me and say: "One thousand, don't go yet, it just so happens that you know each other, from now on you will be neighbors, good ha." ”

Lao Gu is really out of tune, what good do I have with an old lady? However, I was still a little surprised and asked, "Huh? Uncle Gu, are you saying that this grandma will also live on my floor in the future? ”

Lao Gu nodded and said, "Yes, she lives on the other side of Lao Wang, 1304, Lao Wang... I don't like to deal with others, you happen to be a tenant with this eldest sister, you can walk around more if you have nothing to do, come, eldest sister, let me introduce you, his name is Zhao Qianqian, he is a resident of our 1302, the young man lives alone, the person is very good, if you are bored and panicked, you can chat or something... One thousand, this eldest sister..."

"I'll do it myself..."The grandmother said a little choked, "Zhao Qianqian, right?" Alas, what a good lad, young... My surname is Li, you can call me Aunt Li, and we will be neighbors in the future... Young man, you're still young, you have to be fine. ”

Why is this old lady babbling? What are you crying about? There was also a preface that didn't match the afterword, which made me stutter a little when the old lady said, but I still said politely: "Well, Aunt Li is good, this master is..."

The Taoist priest didn't react at all to my words, and if it weren't for the fact that his big belly was still a little fluctuating with his breathing, I would have suspected that it was a sculpture or an inflatable doll with a super heavy taste.

Aunt Li seemed to be very used to it, and said on behalf of the master: "Oh, this is Zhang Tianshi, feng shui everyone..."

Speaking of this, Aunt Li deliberately lowered her voice and continued to introduce, as if she was afraid of being heard by others: "It's the real everyone, we have several famous big buildings in Binhai City, municipal projects, such as municipal buildings, and several hotels by the sea, all of which he helped to build after seeing feng shui, and even our mayor has to salute him for three points." ”

Yo, with the same surname as Brother Chao, hehe, their family really has such a talent.

After listening to Aunt Li's introduction, I want to laugh even more, and the municipal building? This can also fool an old lady like Aunt Li, who estimates that she rarely goes out, this fake Taoist priest dares to tell me that he made the municipal building, I really dare to slap him in the mouth.

Who doesn't know how awkward the municipal building is in Marina City? is also a seaside building, and the hotels by the sea can close down eight times in the worst year, even if it is really the feng shui he showed him, then he still has the face to admit it?

Thinking of this, I feel more and more ridiculous about feng shui, but I still asked with some curiosity: "Then Aunt Li, you spent a lot of money to invite the master to come to see feng shui, right?" ”

Aunt Li just nodded and was about to continue talking, when the master finally spoke: "What do you mean that a lot of money has been spent?" Money is something outside the body, don't mention it to me as a monk, vulgar! Vulgar! ”

Aunt Li nodded again and said, "Yes, yes, don't talk about money, alas..."

At this point, I'm 100% sure that this is a charlatan, and look at his excitement when he hears the word 'money', as if he hasn't eaten a big bowl of knife-cut noodles in a week.

Lao Gu said at this time: "Ah, isn't it that Sister Li believes this, let Zhang... Zhang Tianshi showed it and said that the feng shui of our community is good, and it is prosperous... What's going on? Hehe, I can't remember exactly, it's good anyway, it's not just staying. ”

The eldest sister of the intermediary followed and said: "Wangzi and Wangsun, especially Wangcai, Feng Shui is really a very mysterious thing, we laymen don't understand, haha." ”

Speaking of which, I understand, this old lady believes in feng shui, and found this fake Taoist priest to choose a good feng shui address to make a new home, and this Taoist priest chose here.

Alas, Brother Chao, Brother Chao, also surnamed Zhang, you see how many people will make people happy, how can you dislike my community as soon as you open your mouth, and even my new home feng shui is not good?

"Manager Gu, can't this house really be sold to me? The price is negotiable..."Aunt Li asked pleadingly.

Lao Gu sighed and said: "Alas, look at you, didn't I tell you very clearly, renting to you has broken our rules, if it weren't for your age and still begging us so much and willing to pay three times the rent, we wouldn't even rent it to you, you live first, let's wait two years to sell your house." ”

Aunt Li nodded and wiped her tears with a handkerchief and said, "Okay, okay, then I'll live first." ”

Lao Gu said "um", then turned his head to me and said: "One thousand, Aunt Li's children are all abroad, usually if there is something that needs to be employed, you can help as much as you can, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors." ”

I nodded and said, "Well, Uncle Gu, don't worry, it's no problem." ”

Aunt Li also said to me: "Yes, I usually live with your uncle here, in case there is a heavy job or something, it will trouble you, young man." ”

I scratched my head and said a few polite words to Aunt Li, my children are abroad, I pay three times the rent, I still want to buy this house, and I spend a lot of money to hire a Taoist priest... Alas, it seems that since I moved to this neighborhood, I am the poorest of the new acquaintances.

"Ahem, the auspicious time should not be missed, the poor road still has a heavy responsibility tonight, there are demons in the West, you can't stay here for a long time, you and I should leave here immediately."

The Taoist priest was obviously in a hurry, and the ghost said a few words, and Aunt Li hurriedly agreed.

Lao Gu helped press the elevator button, and after a while, after the elevator came up, Aunt Li respectfully asked the Taoist priest to enter the elevator first, and then she followed in. Lao Gu Chong's intermediary sister said: "You have taken care of the formalities and everything, don't triple it, just let the eldest sister watch it." ”

The eldest sister of the intermediary agreed and followed into the elevator.

After the elevator door closed, I said to Lao Gu, "Uncle Gu, this Taoist priest is a little interesting." Lao Gu smiled and said, "Hehe, charlatan." ”

I was a little surprised and asked, "Uncle Gu, can you see it too?" Lao Gu still smiled and said: "Nonsense, this is obviously a liar, and it is also feng shui... It's really good to break it, but anyway, people love to believe, so we can't care about it. ”

I said, "What do you mean?" Uncle Gu, you don't believe in Feng Shui? Lao Gu said, "Of course, who believes in that thing?" It's all made up by the previous people to fool people. ”