At the age of fourteen, he learned perm from Master Wang, who taught the perm technique passed down from his ancestors for three generations to the silly boy, and hoped that the silly boy could inherit his mantle in the future.

Master Wang persuaded earnestly: "Apprentice, you will carry forward the master's skills, and you will be the most beautiful cub in our village in the future." ”

I saw the silly boy Yumian wiping the halazi on the side of his mouth, and responded again and again: "Okay, good, be the most beautiful cub in our village!" ”

Yumian was born with less mind than others, and the children in the neighboring villages often came to play with him, but this stupid boy didn't know that others were playing him as a monkey, and the smile on his face was brighter than anyone else's.

"Come on, come on, I'll burn your hair."

The children scattered in a hurry, who would dare to let a fool perm his head?

The silly boy Yumian followed Master Wang to learn the art for two years, and the perm skills became more and more exquisite.

He not only permed people's heads, sometimes he met a donkey on the road, and the silly boy also had to take out the guy from the package, and rushed up without saying a word, and the operation was as fierce as a tiger, and then took a closer look, only to see that the donkey had already changed its appearance, with playful eyelashes and fluffy hair, it was a little more charming than the Li family chick at the head of the village.

The silly boy Yumian nodded with satisfaction, packed the package and went back to the village to return to the master, leaving only the donkey owner and the donkey to look at each other.

Host: This guy is awesome.

Donkey's heart: Master, I'm not clean...... Woowoo......

Host: Let's see if you dare to do it next time!

The silly boy Yumian burned the donkey's head and everyone knew it, and on the second day, people brought their pets to come to him to burn their heads, and there was everything, cooing and quacking big white geese, and screaming lame dogs, and clucking little hens......

When the silly boy Yumian saw the little pink pig with a smooth body, he felt a little difficult in his heart, how did this hairless animal tell him to show his skills?

As soon as he moved, I saw the silly boy Yumian grab the tail of the little pink pig, pick up the fiery iron tongs and burn it on the top, so painful that the little pink pig screamed, and the terrible cry was accompanied by the smell of barbecue.

The owner of the little pink pig was willing to let his pet be insulted like this, and snatched the iron tongs, but unexpectedly knocked over the brazier, and the fiery red charcoal was poured on the back of the little pink pig, and the smell of barbecue immediately filled the entire yard.

Little Pink Pig Master: Oops, roast suckling pig is so fragrant.

Fortunately, there was no danger, and the owner of the little pink pig was not angry, but returned satisfied. After a busy day, the silly boy Yumian finally burned the heads of all the small animals in the village, and when he entered the door, he saw Master Wang glaring at him angrily.

"Criminals come here!"

Yumian knelt down in front of the master in a regular manner, and when he looked up, the master's body was trembling with anger.

"Do you know those people are here to see your jokes, thrashour! The craftsmanship of three generations of my old Wang family has been ruined by you! You will fend for yourself tomorrow, and I will no longer be your master! ”

Although the stupid boy Yumian didn't know why the master was angry, he didn't want to be expelled from the master's door, but no matter how he begged, Master Wang was determined to drive him out.

The stupid boy who was kicked out wandered the streets for a long time, living by picking up leftovers every day, he was really hungry, he would sneak into a house and grab food with the dog, at that time he didn't know what dignity was, survival was just instinct.

That year, it was just in time for the great drought, and there was no harvest in the farmland, so people thought that this was a punishment from heaven, so they pooled money and goods, and also found a little girl, and carried it to the mountain temple while it was just dark.

At that time, the stupid boy Yumian didn't know what the living sacrifice was, but he heard that there were many delicious things in the bridal sedan chair, so he rolled up his own bedding and carried it on his shoulders to the mountain temple.

In the silent mountain forest, there was occasionally a wolf howl or two, and the full moon was half hidden in the dark shadow, only a faint light shone on the road on the ground.

People say that if the tengu eats the moon, there will be a great calamity.

The silly boy Yumian came to the mountain temple with the cover, only to see a lonely sedan chair parked in front of the temple, and the girl's whimper faintly came from the sedan chair.

At this time, the wind suddenly blew away the dead leaves on the trees, and the moon was completely obscured by the black shadow, and a vast white mist rose all around.

The silly boy put down the cover in his hand and walked slowly towards the sedan chair, the cry was getting closer and closer, and the wind was getting stronger and stronger. Yumian slowly lifted the curtain in front of the sedan chair, the girl's crying stopped abruptly, and at this moment suddenly a low and terrible laughter came out of the sedan chair.

He stared at his hands in a daze, as if everything was different. The full moon emerged from the shadows, the wind gradually subsided, and the mountains and forests returned to silence.

"Cannibalism! The mountain god eats people! The villagers, who had been hiding and peeking, staggered down the hill to report the news.

On the second day, strong winds and heavy rain came, and this time it was several months.

This town is called Qingshui Town, and this mountain is called Bashan.

Since then, Bashan has been drizzling all year round, and it is rare to see a few days of sunny weather in a year.

Yumian hid in the mountain temple for a month, he began to have his own thoughts, and occasionally felt lonely, he didn't seem to be as happy as he used to be.

From the second month, there are always villagers who come up to the mountain to pray, and Yumian hides behind the statue of the mountain god to hear people's desires clearly.

God, please give me an inexhaustible amount of money!

God! My mother is about to give birth, please let her have a difficult birth! So that I can stay with the green flower next door for the rest of my life.

Mountain God, my neighbors have taken half an acre of my family's land, please God punish them!

God, I have made many mistakes in my life, and I repent to you and hope that I will not go to hell when I die.

Day after day, Yumian was tired of hearing such curses, and suddenly he heard a different voice that day.

God, omniscient god, can you tell me what the rivers and lakes are like? Daddy went to Jianghu and never came back, I want to go to Jianghu to find him, can you tell me where Jianghu is?

God, my mother is sick, please keep her safe.

The little boy did not get an answer from the gods, but it aroused Yumian's infinite imagination of the rivers and lakes, so what are the rivers and lakes?

Rain or shine, the little boy came to the gods every day, but the gods never answered his questions.

Until that day, the little boy finally became disappointed in the gods, and he picked up the pebble at his feet and smashed it at the idol hard, but accidentally woke up Yumian, who was hiding behind him to sleep.

Yumian couldn't hold back for a while and screamed, the little boy looked around, could it be that the sound came from the mountain god?

Seeing that he had been exposed, Yumian walked out in a dignified manner and said, "Child, what are you doing smashing me?" ”

The little boy hurriedly knelt down and apologized sincerely: "The mountain god is right...... I'm sorry, but I thought there were no gods in this world. ”

"There are no gods in this world, and I am not a god."

"Original...... So, no wonder I begged for so long, but my mother still couldn't survive. The boy's bright eyes gradually dimmed.

"Child, why do you want to go to the rivers and lakes?"

The little boy was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know that I want to go to the rivers and lakes?" Could it be that you are really a god? ”

"I just overheard."

"Big brother also wants to go to the rivers and lakes? Can you take me with you? I want to go to my dad. ”

"I ......"

Looking at the child's hot eyes, Yumian finally nodded and agreed, let him be a god for the time being.

Isn't it just to help people find their father? What's so hard about that?

"What's your name, kid?"

"North wind."