"Yes, what about Master Gu? Why does this feel awkward? ”

"Yes, yes, hey, on stage, don't sing yet, what's going on?"

"Is there something wrong? How do I remember not singing it that way? ”

…

The noisy voices in the audience became louder and louder, more and more messy and noisy, and finally, the actors on the stage had to stop performing, but they did not leave, still standing on the stage, discussing something in a whispered voice.

I tried my best to keep myself calm, pretending not to see the sudden situation in front of me, and drank three glasses of homebrew in a row, and my beating heart calmed down a little.

Uncle, let Lao Tzu be right, there is really a problem with the performance order of this opera, oh yes!

"Brother Qian, is there anything wrong with you?"

Xiao Rou beside me suddenly asked, although her tone was still soft, I was so frightened that I almost screamed.

Continuing to force myself to calm down, I slowed down, pretending to be stupid and asked, "Huh? What the? No, I'm fine, what's wrong with them? What are you fooling about? What's going on on stage? Why don't you continue to perform? ”

In terms of 'acting', I think I'm 'acting' well at the moment.

Xiao Rou didn't answer my question, but after staring at me for a while, she suddenly asked me a question that I couldn't beat: "Brother Qian, what kind of education are you?" ”

Me: "Huh? After a while, he thought about it, turned on the nonsense mode and asked, "Me?" That's too high, do you know what a postdoc is? ”

Xiao Rou nodded and said, "Yes." ”

I said, "Huh? You know? Do you know what a junior college is? Xiaorou replied, "I don't know." ”

I said, "Oh, I deserve to have gone to a foreign university, I am so knowledgeable, and the junior college is a primary school junior college." ”

After that, I continued to eat and drink with my head down, pretending that I had answered her question head-on.

Xiao Rou continued to look at me, as if waiting for me to continue to say something, but probably seeing that I didn't plan to take the initiative to talk to her again, she said to herself: "Then what kind of education do you have?" ”

I just wanted to fool her again, but suddenly I felt that the noise of the neighbors had become a little weaker, and I raised my head to look in the direction of the stage, it was Lao Gu, who was slowly walking onto the stage.

After Lao Gu came on stage, he first pressed his hands and signaled everyone to be quiet, and then discussed with the actors on stage in a whisper for a while.

Everyone quietly looked at the direction of the stage, and no one spoke. In the dead silence, there seemed to be a bit of slaughter hidden.

After discussing for a while, the two actors nodded, took a step back together, Lao Gu turned to face the audience, looked around, and said loudly: "Neighbors, folks, there is a little thing today that I forgot to greet you in advance, before today's party begins, one of our children asked me to watch Bangzi Opera first, it's not a big deal, anyway, just this time, you don't have to worry too much, next time we will resume our previous performance habits." ”

Except for not mentioning my name, what Lao Gu said was basically 100% true.

But after he finished speaking, the audience at the scene looked at my side nine times out of ten, obviously they all knew that the "little friend" in Lao Gu's mouth was talking about... I.

I continued to eat with my head bowed with a weak heart, but in fact, I was mainly hiding the panic and excitement in my heart, and I didn't really want to look at these people.

As you can guess from the expressions on these people's faces, my request is very abrupt and unreasonable for them.

Suddenly, a neighbor close to the stage shouted, "Master Gu, what's there to adjust the order of this performance?" How many years have we all been used to it? You've suddenly adjusted... Blame...... Weird awkward. ”

The neighbor's tone was noticeably softer at the end, but his words were echoed for a while.

Seeing that someone agreed, the neighbor seemed to be a little bolder, and he mended his knife and said, "Master Gu, isn't this just like us eating?" What dishes are served first, and then what dishes are eaten, you suddenly put the hard dishes at the beginning, and put the hors d'oeuvres at the end of the meal, how awkward is this to eat? ”

As soon as the words fell, there was another echo.

Lao Gu shook his head a little helplessly and smiled bitterly, it could be seen that from the original intention, he didn't like to change the order of the performance suddenly. But in order to cater to me, just to satisfy me, he had to make this decision that made all the live audience but me uncomfortable.

Actually, to be honest, I'm also very uncomfortable at the moment, it makes me feel like a sinner, uh... I'm a little prince in the cold, right?

Seeing that the emotions of these neighbors seemed to be becoming more and more difficult to control, I muttered in my heart.

It seems that changing the performance order of community opera is not a thing that will cause them harm, and there is no such fantasy factor as a curse, but it does make them very unaccustomed and uncomfortable.

From the words of these neighbors, it can be heard that if they did not tell a lie, the order of their opera performances has never changed from the day of their birth to this day.

But if the atmosphere at the scene continues to deteriorate... What will happen? Could it just be related to their emotions?

No matter what happens to them, since they have already told me with their eyes that they all know that I am the 'culprit' who made the opera change the order of the performance today, then in other words, they all know that it is I who made them unhappy today, then if I don't say it again... In the future, in this community, it is estimated that no one will give me a good face.

Anyway, everything I want to verify has been successfully verified, and I have got the answer I wanted, forget it, be a kind and friendly neighbor...

I poured myself another glass of wine, and with the strength of the wine, I got up and trotted all the way to the stage.

I didn't look back, so I don't know what state Xiaorou is.

But I know that wherever I go, all the audience will be very cooperative to give me enough space. Running all the way to the stage, I looked back, oh, look at our momentum, what is the difference between it and when Uncle Moses split the Red Sea?!

Lao Gu has been looking at me quietly, I didn't delay much, I quickly climbed up the steps to the stage, ran to Lao Gu and whispered: "Uncle Gu, come according to everyone's meaning, I really don't know that everyone is so used to it, there are thousands of mistakes, it's all my fault today, you don't have to spoil me so much, just follow the previous routine, and act whatever you want." ”

The purpose of saying this is to alleviate the embarrassment of the atmosphere, and at the same time, it is also to let Lao Gu quickly change the order of the opera back, and stop expanding the impact of this incident.

So far, these people have not come out of the state of "subtlety".

They realize that the 'law' of opera performance has been changed, but they don't necessarily realize that there is a 'secret' in this law...