Chapter 32: Is There Really a Perfect Man?
The beautiful woman who didn't speak laughed, and I was immediately relieved, okay, people with low laughter are easy to deal with.
The other woman looked at me with disdain and said, "How can you shoot it?" Why are you still screaming like a? I said, "Don't you scream when he slaps you on the leg?" ”
The woman said, "I'm a girl, what do you compare to me?" Do you really think of yourself as a? ”
I...
The beautiful woman on the side pulled her, and at the same time smiled apologetically at me, but she looked a little helpless.
"Hey, how many floors are there? Let's move quickly. The truck driver urged, and the woman turned back to the truck driver and said, "What's the noise?" Didn't you see my sister exchanging feelings with her new neighbor? Are you in a hurry to get into a car accident? ”
The truck driver rolled his eyes and rolled up the window.
The beauty dragged the woman and screamed a little angrily: "Sister..."
The woman then said: "Okay, let's move, hey, you two, give you two a chance to get closer to this beauty, help me move, you two bid, who is the most satisfying to the old lady, who will give us the opportunity to invite our sisters to dinner, hurry up and don't ink, twelfth floor, 1202." ”
"Hey, then you two are right below me." I blurted out, and the woman gave me a blank look and said, "Look at your inner kidney and weak face, and we are both below you, and you can't stand me alone above you, do you believe it?" I don't believe that the two of us will make a move in a while. ”
I... Uncle, I really can't talk about it this day.
The beautiful woman came to the round at the right time: "Oh, sister, don't talk about it, don't we still point to others to help?" ”
Chen Haobei didn't give others a chance to speak: "Yes, yes, hurry up, hurry up and clean up the bed." After speaking, he said to me again: "Xiao Qian'er, come with my brother." ”
I was about to find an excuse to leave, but when I looked up, I saw that the beautiful woman was looking at me with her big flickering eyes, and this pleading gaze made me feel distressed.
Alas, in the era of looking at faces, whoever says that the face can't be used as a card swipe, I will introduce this girl to him and correct his distorted worldview.
Chen Haobei and I were like two tireless donkeys, busy with the truck driver.
In the middle, I took the time to send a WeChat message to Brother Chao, telling him that he might not be able to go today, my community is engaged in public welfare activities, and I want to participate in it.
Brother Chao made a disdainful expression and told me to remember to hide from the camera when stealing money donated by others.
I said I tried my best.
The three men moved together, but it didn't take much time, plus the two girls also helped to get some small items together, and it didn't take long for them all to be moved.
In the process of moving, I was still thinking that I just knocked on the door of 1202 last night, and today I will deal with the residents of this house, what a fate.
When the beautiful woman opened the door for the first time, I hesitated, for fear that there were so many ants in this house, and women should be afraid of such small insects, right?
Fortunately, 1202 is basically the same as the house I rented, nothing.
After all the things were moved, I originally planned to leave directly, but Chen Haobei had to help the two girls clean up, I don't know what kind of mentality he had, and he had to pull me along, and he wouldn't let me go.
In the end, it wasn't until Chen Haobei took the initiative to say that he was busy with him today, that I agreed to accompany him.
It took a lot longer to clean up and set up the furniture, and when we were finally done, all four of us were sweating profusely.
The two girls sat on the edge of the bed to rest, and Chen Haobei and I moved two small benches to sit opposite the two girls.
The beauty was estimated to be too hot, one hand grabbed the neckline and kept fanning, Chen Haobei's eyes were about to pop out, and he didn't notice that the saliva fell to the ground.
The first person to see Chen Haobei's virtue was the spicy woman, she kicked Chen Haobei to the ground and scolded: "What are you doing with my sister?" Look at the old lady! ”
Chen Haobei got up and wiped his saliva, rolled his eyes and said, "You two are sweating, hurry up and take a bath, otherwise it will be easy to catch a cold." ”
The woman said, "Yes, then you two go out first, and we will take a bath." Chen Haobei said regretfully: "Ah? Do you want us to go out? The woman glared at him and said, "Isn't this nonsense?" Do you still want to wipe your mother's back? ”
Chen Haobei nodded and said, "Yes, I still have strength." The woman scolded, "Yes, your uncle! ”
I hurriedly pulled up Chen Haobei and said, "Let's go, upstairs is my house, let's also wash off this stinky sweat." ”
Chen Haobei was dragged up by me with a reluctant face, and when he walked to the gate, he suddenly shouted: "Hey, what are your two names?" I didn't even know a name for a long time. ”
The two girls came out of the back room, and the spicy woman said, "My name is Mei Tian'er, the plum of plum blossoms, sweet and sweet." The beautiful woman just wanted to speak, but the spicy woman then pointed to the beauty and said, "This is my own sister, called Mei Di'er, Zhao Didi's Didi." ”
Mei Tian Mei Di? Good name...
"My name is Chen Haobei, and Chen Hao is Chen Haonan's Chen Hao..."
After listening to the self-introduction of the Mei sisters, Chen Haobei took the initiative to consciously begin to memorize his old words, as if he didn't see the impatience in his sister Mei Tianer's eyes.
"As for this, it's my little brother, called Zhao Qianqian, although it's not my own brother..."
Yes, even I introduced it together.
"Did I ask you? Why is your mouth so broken? Who did you just say is the East? You're right? Then you hurry up, okay? After Mei Tian'er finished speaking, she opened the door and pushed me and Chen Haobei out.
I proposed to take the stairs, but Chen Haobei, a lazy man, disagreed, even if it was only one floor away, he had to take the elevator, so he had to wait.
Looking at the elevator slowly climbing up from the first floor, I asked Chen Haobei: "Hey, underworld, what are you smirking at?" Chen Haobei wiped his saliva and kept a smirk and said, "My daughter-in-law is really good-looking." ”
I said, "Your daughter-in-law?" Chen Haobei nodded hurriedly and said, "Well, just Mei Di'er, it's good-looking, right?" It's not too much to give it 10 points, right? ”
I rolled my eyes at him and said, "She is your daughter-in-law, does she know about this?" Chen Haobei said confidently: "Sooner or later." ”
As we spoke, the elevator came, and we got into the elevator and went upstairs.
As soon as I got out of the elevator, Chen Haobei was also startled by Lao Wang's cool scream, after I explained to him, this product actually put his ears on Lao Wang's door and listened, so scared that I quickly pulled him aside, I didn't want to take the initiative to provoke Lao Wang.
When he entered my house, Chen Haobei didn't see anything outside, because my house type was the same as his, so he walked into the bedroom and wanted to lie down directly.
I dragged him aside, took a towel and threw it on the floor, saying, "It's hot on the bed, then, lay this thing on the ground." ”
Actually, I thought he touched my bed before he took a shower, it was too smelly, Chen Haobei didn't mind, he spread out the towel and lay on the ground and played with his mobile phone.
I went to the bathroom to take a shower, and when I was wiping the water on my body, I heard Chen Haobei outside shouting: "Oh, Xiao Qian'er, it's okay, you, why is there a Japanese katana hidden under the bed?" Hey, it's still a blade, why do you look smaller than the genuine goods in the movie? ”
I hurriedly came out of the bathroom, walked up to him, snatched the knife from his hand, took back the scabbard and put it back under the bed, and said, "Why are you so cheap?" What's a katana? This is called Tang Dao, this is authentic, you know? The Japanese katana is his grandson. ”
Chen Haobei glanced at me and said, "Be stingy, see what you can do?" As he spoke, he stared at me under the bed.
I didn't pay attention just now, he could see under my bed when he was lying on the ground, but fortunately I only had this knife under my bed, and there were no other secrets.
I hurriedly urged: "Okay, okay, you can wash it quickly, this body smells of sweat." Chen Haobei said lazily: "Don't wash it, is this called manliness?" I said, "Didn't you see Mei Di'er just now that she didn't like to smell this?" ”
Chen Haobei immediately asked vigilantly: "Really? I said, "Believe it or not, I saw her slap her nose anyway." ”
Chen Haobei immediately jumped up and ran to the bathroom, and I said behind him: "That yellow white towel is for you!" Chen Haobei agreed and entered the bathroom.
Half an hour later, Chen Haobei walked out of the bathroom shirtless, I looked, the skin on his body was rubbed red, and when he spoke, he showed two rows of big yellow teeth, I smelled this and asked, "Are you still brushing your teeth?" ”
Chen Haobei nodded and said, "Yes, thoroughly, right?" I asked, "What do you brush your teeth with?" Chen Haobei said: "Toothbrush." I scolded with a black line: "Your uncle, I just have a toothbrush in the bathroom!" ”
Chen Haobei said with a hippie smile: "How much is a toothbrush? Let's go, whatever you want to eat at night, remember, you must help my brother say good things in front of your future sister-in-law. ”
I really lost to this goods, and I was dragged out of my house by Chen Haobei half-pushed and half-pulled, locked the door and went downstairs.
The Mei sisters also cleaned up, and after all the hard work just now, Mei Di'er's face was flushed, and she looked better.
Chen Haobei wiped his saliva and urged everyone to go downstairs together, except for Mei Di'er, who didn't like to talk much, we had been discussing what to eat.
It wasn't until we walked out of the unit building that we decided to follow Chen Haobei's idea, because he was the east, and besides, they were all from the Northeast, with similar tastes, big gold chains and small gold watches, and today we ate barbecue.
When I was about to walk to the gate of the community, I saw Lao Gu and a group of people, all of whom were looking forward to waiting for something, and I greeted Lao Gu with an absent-minded look.
Suddenly, Mei Tian'er scolded: "Uncle, there are still people who look so good?" It's a star, right? ”
I followed her gaze to look outside the community, a man and a woman, a man's shirt and beach pants, about 1.75 meters tall by sight, not very tall, wearing a peaked cap on his head, taking off his sunglasses while walking towards the community, the face was delicate like a piece of beautifully carved mutton fat white jade, good-looking, so I could see that a man almost had a physiological reaction.
The girl with a fluttering skirt next to him was wearing a big sunshade straw hat, and her face and figure were equally impeccable, I peeked at it with a side light, and even the big beauty Mei Dier was surprised, as if she didn't believe that there were other women in the world who looked so much better than her.
"Coming back? Is Yunnan fun? Lao Gu stepped forward and asked, and the other neighbors also gathered around the two with smiles on their faces.
The man smiled slightly, "It's quite fun." ”
The voice is magnetic, the intonation is elegant, and every movement and pronunciation is as if it has been rehearsed according to the script, revealing a perfection that cannot be concealed.