Xiao Yi had the idea of abducting a child.

After taking a look around the store, this store is full of snacks, and there must be all in the warehouse inside, this child even dares to break into the zombie nest in order to eat snacks, and he is not afraid that the little child will be scared to death, Xiao Yi knows how to abduct the child.

With a smile in his eyes, "There are more than just spicy strips and melon seeds here!" ”

The little angel silently lit a candle for him, [Ah, hey, young man, open your eyes wide, this is not a little white rabbit in front of you, can you not speak in this tone of abducting a little white rabbit? You'll regret it! You're going to regret it! 】

Qing Jiu said vaguely: "Uncle, can you not look at me with such wolf grandmother eyes?!" ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was about to go crazy with laughter.

[Lao Wang next door: ╰(*°▽°*)╯Hahaha~ The anchor called uncle~~]

[School grass next door: Light a candle for your uncle, and then mourn for your uncle for a minute~]

[The school flower next door: ヾ (≧▽≦*) o I have a sense of joy ~ Uncle you will regret it ~]

[Twinkle and twinkle: o( ̄▽ ̄)d~Uncle~ Judging people by their appearance is a price~]

[IQ has been offline: (ˉ▽ ̄~) No problem~ The anchor is easy to be mistaken for Lori with a baby fat little face~]

[Li Zeyan's wife: Forgive me for laughing unkindly, treating the anchor as a child, uncle, you take care of yourself! ] 】

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was seen through by the child, Xiao Yi's face was already as thick as the city wall, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all.

He thinks that this child should be strictly managed by his parents, and he is usually not allowed to eat snacks at home, but now that the world is chaotic, his parents have no time to take care of her, and he has to come to find snacks in the sword mountain and the sea of fire, so she should be allowed to see her uncle's "well-informed".

Xiao Yi took a pack of jumping candy in the cardboard box, sat on the plastic stool next to Qing Jiuyi, and abducted the child seriously, "There are many delicious snacks, and spicy strips and melon seeds are just two of them." Try the popping candy, you'll love it! ”

Qing Jiuhu glanced at him suspiciously, "Really? ”

Xiao Yi said: "Uncle has eaten more snacks than you have eaten!" ”

In order to kidnap the child, Xiao Yi even showed his face.

Look at Qing Jiu's clear eyes again, he is really an innocent child, he looks very good at abduction, and when he turns around, he will find Sinan and Dalong and ask them what snacks the child likes to eat, and if there are snacks to feed, he is not afraid that the child will not go with him.

[Uncle, your face ran away from home! ] The angel is silently complaining.

The corners of Qingjiu's eyes, who were treated as children, twitched, numb, when he was an uncle, he was addicted?

She took out his jumping candy and handed Xiao Yi the half packet of spicy noodles she had leftover.

Before he came, she ate two packets of spicy noodles, and this half pack was cheaper for him.

"Uncle, I'll exchange spicy strips for your jumping candy!"

"You eat first, if you like it, uncle will pick out other snacks for you. Uncle has been a big man in the snack industry since he was a child, if you join your uncle's team, your uncle will tell you what is delicious and let you eat enough! ”

Pouring the jumping candy into his mouth, Qing Jiu immediately widened his eyes.

, it's so exciting!

Her cheeks were bulging, and she looked very soft, and Xiao Yi had the urge to poke it.

But he still couldn't help but not get started, and there was a little smile in his eyes.

"Isn't it fun? Do you want to join your uncle's team? Wait for Uncle Hui to take you through the market, take all the spicy noodles away, and go to Liangcheng to collect other delicious food! Xiao Yi took the half pack of spicy noodles and started eating, and he didn't dare to dislike it at all.

As far as he knows, what you say when a girl is happy is what you say, and what you do when you are unhappy is wrong. You have to like what she likes, and if you don't like it, it's that you have no vision and no taste, and the old man is out.

This set was summed up by Sinan from his girlfriend.

Xiao Yi felt that there was nothing wrong with applying it to children.

In order to narrow the generation gap between the two, he didn't even want his face.

The child likes to eat snacks, and he must act as a big man in the snack industry, crying and blowing the cow down.

Bao Niang was so spicy that her eyes were teary-eyed.

As soon as she heard Xiao Yi's words, she immediately quit.

She glared at Xiao Yi angrily, "Auntie won't leave, and she won't leave if she eats spicy strips!" ”

Qingjiu patted her head, and Bao Niang immediately quieted down.

She said very seriously: "Don't look at me at a young age and want to arrest me and slice me, let me tell you, I can control the virus on human body, and naturally I can also control the virus in the air." Whoever dares to catch me and slice it, I will turn all the living people in the base into zombies in minutes! ”

She knew that Xiao Yi didn't have bad intentions, at most he wanted to kidnap her.

But the base is not his alone, who can guarantee that others will not have bad intentions?

If you want to pull her into the gang, you should say ugly things in front.

If she does something, it's too late to say anything.

Xiao Yi couldn't cry or laugh, and slice it, I'm afraid this kid has seen too much!

This kid dares to say that, which shows that she has this ability.

But there won't be that day.

Xiao Yi said: "The Liangcheng base will only give preferential treatment to those with special abilities, and there is no need to experiment with living people. ”

Qing Jiu thought about it seriously, and then pointed at the little zombie, "What about it?" ”

The little zombie stood there blankly.

Xiao Yi was silent for a moment before he said, "Join my team, and the snacks for future missions will belong to you, and you are also allowed to bring it into the base." The premise is that you hide it well and don't let outsiders see it. One more thing, if it eats people, I will kill it myself! ”

Hiding the little zombies is a necessary condition, and being found to have zombies in the base will definitely cause panic.

Biting bites, then it is even worse, you must die!

Qingjiu turned his head to look at Bao Niang, "Did you hear that?" ”

Bao Niang hurriedly pulled Lian Lian, "I'll be optimistic about Lian Lian!" ”

Qing Jiu was satisfied, she waved her little hand, directly emptied the snacks in the store, and put down her arrogance: "All snacks have been contracted by me." Uncle is a big guy in the snack industry, and I will trouble you about testing drugs in the future! ”

It's just the temptation of a small snack that pulls the child into the gang.

Xiao Yi was deeply worried, if someone gave her more snacks, would she go with others?

In order to maintain his character as a bigwig in the snack industry, he continued to brag, "The untasty snacks won't come to you, and my uncle will give them directly to his soldiers!" After speaking, Xiao Yi stretched out a hand to her, "Welcome to join!" ”

Qing Jiu stretched out his oily little paw and held his hand hard.

Outside, Sinan hurriedly ran over, "Boss, something happened!" ”

Just as he was about to come in, Sinan stood still in time, "Boss......

How do you have two little kids here? And a little zombie?

Qingjiu withdrew his claws and nodded to Sinan, "I'm Gu Qingjiu, a new member!" ”

Xiao Yi introduced the two of them, and then asked, "What's wrong?" ”