Chapter 11: Shame on you

In the dressing room, Jiang Lingling asked while touching up Song Xiuzhen's makeup: "Mom, the way you look just now was made by Su Fan!" ”

"Isn't this nonsense, is it that I am idle and nothing, splashing water on my head to play!"

"How dare you tease me!"

"Su Fan! I'm going to pull your skin out in a moment! ”

Song Xiuzhen smashed her fist on the dresser, and the mirrors and bottles and cans on the dresser immediately trembled and swayed, as if Song Xiuzhen was venting her dissatisfaction.

Jiang Lingling's eyes flashed, and the corners of his mouth were crooked: "Mom, look at me in a while, I will avenge you for this!" ”

is obviously a waste, a waste, but he puts on a look of spirit all day long, Jiang Lingling is angry when he sees Su Fan's appearance.

I've wanted to teach him a lesson for a long time, and now the opportunity has come.

On the floor and in the corridor in the kitchen, Jiang Lingling poured peanut oil.

Coming to the living room, looking at Su Fan who was resting on the sofa, Jiang Lingling said softly: "Su Fan, can you please go to the kitchen and help me get a bottle of drink!" ”

Su Fan glanced at Jiang Lingling, and finally stood up, Jiang Manting told him to maintain the relationship between his family.

Entering the kitchen corridor, Su Fan immediately felt that the floor was extremely slippery, and seeing the shiny and reflective peanut oil on the floor, Su Fan suddenly woke up.

This Jiang Lingling, thinking that this would make me ugly, also underestimated me Su Fan.

Relying on his true qi, Su Fan did not show any abnormality, and took a drink from the kitchen with steady steps and put it in front of Jiang Lingling.

"Drink!"

Jiang Lingling picked up the drink, looked at Su Fan unscathed, and wondered in his heart, what is the situation, why didn't this kid fall?

After a moment of silence, Jiang Lingling smiled at Su Fan.

"Su Fan, you can help me go to the kitchen and get an apple again!"

Staring at Jiang Lingling for three seconds, Su Fan stood up again and walked to the kitchen.

At this time, Jiang Lingling also stood up and quietly walked behind Su Fan.

Walking through the corridor and into the kitchen, Su Fan walked as usual, with steady feet, just like there was no peanut oil on the ground at all.

Looking at Su Fan's back, Jiang Lingling's eyes widened in shock, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, the floor was clearly full of oil, how could he walk so steadily, was this impossible at all?

Thinking in her heart, Jiang Lingling's feet had already entered the kitchen corridor, and she wanted to try it herself.

"Ah......h

With a scream.

Jiang Lingling's body lost control, and the whole person slid towards the kitchen.

Su Fan happened to come out of the kitchen.

Jiang Lingling slid on the floor with one foot, and lifted the other foot above Su Fan's head, his body lying in the air.

The whole person was in a one-word horse posture, and it was firmly attached to Su Fan's body.

Su Fan stretched out his hand and hurriedly grabbed Jiang Lingling's ankle to prevent her from falling.

But Jiang Lingling was wearing a dress today.

Looking along the white thighs, Su Fan's eyes were shining, and the corners of his mouth were hooked.

"Pink, with a cartoon pig on it!"

"This taste is really peculiar!"

"Hooligans!"

"Hurry up and let me go!"

Jiang Lingling's entire body hung upside down, his head had touched the floor, and his face was flushed.

was completely seen by Su Fan's waste, and she was eager to get into the floor now.

"You posted it yourself, and I don't have to catch you!"

"Why should I let it go!"

"Don't let it go!"

Su Fan tilted his head, his eyes kept glancing, wouldn't he be sorry for himself if he didn't appreciate such a good scenery!

Seeing Su Fan pinching her feet like this, Jiang Lingling went completely crazy.

"Su Fan, can you let it go!"

"If you don't let go of me, I'll tell my sister that you are insulting me!"

"Then I'll let it go!" Su Fan said with a smile.

"What nonsense! Let it go! ”

Jiang Lingling was already impatient, she was really ashamed to death now, feeling the warm body temperature on Su Fan's body, she couldn't control it.

"That's what you said, I'll let it go, don't blame me!"

Su Fan confirmed again.

"Hurry up, loosen up!"

Jiang Lingling paused word by word.

Su Fan really let go of his hand.

"Bang Bang ......"

Jiang Lingling's body fell heavily on the floor, and his head slammed into the ground.

"Click"

The neck was broken, and Jiang Lingling's head was tilted to the side.

"Ah......h

Jiang Lingling screamed miserably, his face turned white, and his facial features were completely distorted and deformed.

Song Xiuzhen heard the wailing and immediately rushed over.

"Auntie, there's oil on the floor!"

Su Fan hurriedly reminded him, don't fall down again, that joke is really big.

Song Xiuzhen cautiously walked in front of Jiang Lingling, her face anxious: "Lingling, Lingling, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Don't! Other...... Move me! ”

"Hit ...... Hospital Phone! ”

Jiang Lingling endured the severe pain and stammered.

Song Xiuzhen took out her mobile phone tremblingly, began to dial the phone, and glared at Su Fan with her eyes: "What are you doing in a daze, you waste, why don't you come over and help!" ”

"If you don't let go, you have to let me go!"

"You brought it all on yourself!"

Su Fan muttered, squatted down, and stretched out his hand to Jiang Lingling's neck.

"You ......"

"What are you doing, dodge!"

Jiang Lingling looked at Su Fan's eyes, as if he had seen a plague god.

"Bear with it!"

When the words fell, Su Fan "clicked" and directly broke Jiang Lingling's head.

With his hand pressed against the skin of Jiang Lingling's neck, Su Fan used his true qi to instantly connect her broken cervical vertebrae.

Jiang Lingling only felt a coolness coming from his neck, and the pain disappeared.

"Mom, Mom......"

"No need to call, I'm fine!"

Jiang Lingling smiled, grinning excitedly, revealing two small tiger teeth.

"It's all right!"

Song Xiuzhen put down her phone and looked left and right at Jiang Lingling.

"It's really okay!"

Jiang Lingling looked serious, of course she didn't know that it was Su Fan who healed her neck.

Because his body was covered with oil, he didn't stand firm under his feet, Jiang Lingling's body lost control again, and the whole person crashed into Su Fan's arms.

"Don't talk this time!"

Su Fan directly picked up Jiang Lingling and threw her on the sofa in the living room.

Staring at Jiang Lingling and Song Xiuzhen with sharp eyes, Su Fan said in a deep voice.

"Please two of you next time you want to trick me, can you use some clever means!"

"These tricks are too retarded for me!"

"Don't you think it's an insult to my intelligence?"

After wiping the oil on his hands, Su Fan turned his head and walked to the bedroom to change his clothes.

Jiang Lingling and Song Xiuzhen stared at each other with big eyes.

Jiang Lingling was emotionally lost, her face was longer than a train, and the word failure was written all over it.

Song Xiuzhen's mouth was crooked to the sky, and her eyes were gloomy.

This really didn't catch the fox, and it made a fuss!

"Mom, I think we'd better pause!" Jiang Lingling said with a sigh.

Song Xiuzhen nodded helplessly, her spirit was seriously hit, and she didn't say a word.

"Damn Su Fan, damn Su Fan......"

Taking a bath, Jiang Lingling kicked the splash with his foot, cursing Su Fan in his mouth, but the feeling that had just clinged to Su Fan in that embarrassing posture appeared uncontrollably.

I kept recalling the feeling of Su Fan holding her, she was a waste, but at that moment, she felt that Su Fan was like a big man who loved little girls!

Jiang Lingling tried her best to expel those strange thoughts from her mind, but she did not fulfill her wish.