Yue Shan was hanging the clothes she had bought one by one in the closet next to her bed. replied: "How dare I deal with him, I'll finish playing if I'm targeted, don't give me one, and if you don't agree to the relationship, you will pour sulfuric acid..."

Ni Fei'er sat up abruptly and said seriously: "You have to be careful, this kind of straight man is the most terrifying, don't bother me!" ”

Yue Shan was surprised: "How can it involve you, you think too much!" ”

Ni Fei'er educated her with a glance: "Have you forgotten that a Chinese student was stabbed to death by her best friend's boyfriend in Japan?" ”

Yue Shan's body shook and she was shocked: "Mom! I'm so scared! What if that's what I do? ”

"You ask me, I ask who to go-" Ni Fei'er said, the mobile phone on the table screamed frantically, Ni Fei'er pointed at Yue Shan and said, "Yours, go and pick it up!" ”

Yue Shan said, "I won't take it, it's yours," and there were two identical iphos next to each other on the table in the morning

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Neither of the two refused to answer the phone, Ni Fei'er was too lazy to move, and Yue Shan was afraid that the straight man would call and ask what the picture Ni Fei'er had just sent me.

Ni Fei'er stretched out her hand to Yue Shan and said, "Hurry up and answer the phone, maybe my brother called you, by the way, help me throw my phone over, I ordered takeout, starved to death!" ”

Yue Shan saw that it was indeed her own mobile phone, so she straightened up and went to get the mobile phone, and did not spare her: "You lazy girl, you will calculate me." Let's go out to eat! ”

Ni Fei'er squinted her eyes and said, "Don't go, sleepy!" It's good if I don't eat in bed! ”

Yue Shan, who answered the phone, looked at the phone, and looked like a promise, Ni Fei'er laughed at her: "Shanshan, are you being ghosted?" Your head is going to drop to the ground, what are you eating? ”

Yue Shan covered her phone, turned her face towards her and said, "It's the same as you." It's not your brother, it's a straight man--- do you want it,"

"Free, free! Enjoy for yourself! Just like me, right? Ni Fei'er waved her hand again and again, stared down at her mobile phone and ordered.

Yue Shan was pestered by this basketball player named Wu Xiaobing to talk about his heroic deeds, and she didn't dare to hang up the phone just like that, because she heard from her classmates that Wu Xiaobing was a very violent person and often fought with people if she didn't say the right thing.

Wu Xiaobing is still very self-righteous, whoever he falls in love with must be happy, otherwise he will use the arms of Iron Man to carry people away in public. The more Yue Shan thought about it, the more scared she became, and she rolled her eyes and said to Wu Xiaobing that she had a stomachache and wanted to go to the bathroom, so Wu Xiaobing reluctantly turned off the phone.

Yue Shan threw her mobile phone into the corner of her bed, walked to Ni Fei'er's bedside and jumped on the bed, stretched and lay down and sighed: "Alas--I'm tired to death!" How can this Wu Xiaobing be so able to speak. ”

Ni Fei'er pulled down the sheet she had just covered and laughed at her: "You deserve it!" Whoever told you to provoke him with a lot of trouble, now that you are entangled, you are not allowed to ask my brother to give you a top cylinder! ”

Yue Shan frowned and said, "Don't! I think you know everything, are you the roundworm in my stomach? When I came to report, I didn't know he was such a terrible person! With so many things, no one helped me, so I just shouted who helped me! He was the fastest runner, and without saying anything, he took everything in my hand, everything - everything! I thought he was going to rob, so I yelled and chased after him. ”

Ni Fei'er laughed when she heard this and rolled into the bed: "Emma, others must think that you like his type and chase him, right?" ”

Yue Shan said in frustration: "It's not! This guy is harassing me with this excuse! What to do? Ah--don't let me use your brother, you help me think of a fold to get rid of him! ”

Ni Fei'er couldn't think of any good way for a while, so she had to say, "Tomorrow!" When the two of them think together, isn't there a lot of power in a lot of people? ”

"That's the only way to go!" Yue Shan sighed.

There was a banging knock outside the door, Yue Shan and Ni Fei'er glanced at each other, each pointed to each other's faces and said, "You go and open it!" ”

Ni Fei'er pouted: "Shanshan, the meal I ordered, you should go and get it, right?" If you don't go, the dormitory manager is leaving. ”

Yue Shan pouted and whispered, "You did it on purpose, right?" Utilize my workforce. ”

Ni Fei'er said solemnly: "I don't know, if I tell my brother that someone is too lazy to even ask me to take the takeaway, will he..."

"I'll get it! Don't talk nonsense! Yue Shan jumped out of bed and ran to open the door to get takeout.

When the door opened, it was not the dormitory manager aunt who helped pick up the takeaway, Ni Fei'er didn't hear the voice, so she stuck out her head and looked through the gap, a tiger-headed face appeared above Yue Shan's head, with a look of impatience. I don't know what Yue Shan said, that person is about to break in.

Yue Shan pushed the person out, and shouted while pushing back: "Fei'er! Come and help! Hurry up - I know you haven't dressed yet! With such a shout, Ni Fei'er was so frightened that she wrapped herself in a sheet and sat in the middle of the bed, looking like she was facing a great enemy.

Wu Xiaobing, who was pushed, had a clear sense of taste, and he thought about putting the takeaway in his hand on the table. didn't hear anything wrong, Yue Shan was anxious, put his head on Wu Xiaobing's chest, stopped him from advancing, and said, "You let me out!" My roommate is still sleeping without clothes, do you understand, do you understand? Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid! ”

Wu Xiaobing finally figured out the reason why Yue Shan didn't let him in, stopped, and said in a humble manner: "Then you agree to have a relationship with me?" ”

Yue Shan straightened up, looking confused, what is it? These are two things, okay? I really don't understand how this man's brain grows, Yue Shan feels like she is going crazy. She comforted herself again, calm and calm, Ni Jie likes mature and intelligent girls, I want to work hard to change!

Yue Shan patiently explained: "Wu Xiaobing! You go back first, by the way, how did you get into the girls' dormitory? ”

Wu Xiaobing raised the takeaway in his hand and said, "Help you deliver the takeaway!" The dormitory manager at the door opened the door and wanted to go to the toilet, I was afraid that you would be in a hurry, so I took the opportunity to send it up. ”

Yue Shan pointed at his nose and was a little speechless, but finally took the takeaway and told him to leave quickly, otherwise the dormitory manager would come up and beat someone later.

Wu Xiaobing retreated to the door, and when he heard this, he smiled: "Shanshan, don't be afraid, with me, she won't dare to beat you, she is my aunt--"

After listening to his words, Yue Shan almost fainted, what is the situation for me to go here? The dormitory manager is his aunt! I'm dying! Yue Shan stepped back and slammed the door hard. The decadent one carried the takeaway and put it on the table.

Ni Fei'er sat in the middle of the big bed and laughed when she saw her come in. Yue Shan glanced at her, sat on the bed and said sullenly: "What kind of drama are you singing!" What do you do with a sheet? ”

Ni Fei'er got up and sat down at the table, opened the takeaway box, handed a chicken leg to Yue Shan, and grabbed the duck head herself and ate it.

"How does it taste? Not bad, right? Do you want to eat duck head? "Ni Feier loves to eat duck head and duck neck.

Yue Shan chewed on the chicken thighs and chewed wax, thinking about her thoughts and replied casually: "Duck head, duck head!" Isn't it just a girl! ”

"What are you talking about?" Ni Fei'er didn't understand Yue Shan's muttering, and she was intoxicated by nibbling on the duck's head!

Yue Shan bit the chicken bitterly and said, "If my mother turns me into a man, she won't have so much trouble!" She and my dad don't always use the excuse of traveling for more than half a year, don't they just don't want to see my grandma's patriarchal face? I'm just a girl, I guess my grandma and him are also tired of each other! Hahaha...", laughing self-deprecatingly.

Ni Fei'er listened quietly and didn't answer, she also remembered that Ou Meina hated every time she looked at her. Does her mother also want her to be a boy, so she doesn't have to worry about putting it anywhere? It's a little wrong, my mother obviously wants her to stay at home well, and it's best not to go out. Alas--- it's really elusive to understand the minds of adults.

Yue Shan saw that Ni Fei'er did not take her own words as usual, but gnawed the bones of the duck's head shiny. So he asked curiously, "Is this duck bone more delicious?" ”

Ni Fei'er was surprised by Yue Shan's question and realized that she was about to put her hand in her mouth, so she hurriedly dropped her bones, went to wipe her hands with wet wipes, and explained in a hugging voice: "Oops! It's definitely delicious! Shanshan, do you want to try it? It's just a little spicy, very fragrant. ”

Yue Shan doesn't eat spicy, it's the kind that doesn't eat at all, but her temper is like chili. She looked at the duck's head and neck stained with red peppers in the paper bag, but still swallowed her saliva and refused: "Forget it!" How much water will I drink in a while to relieve it! If you still don't eat it, you take one of the meat buns and I'll eat them. ”