…………………………

And although Miss Lu looks soft and weak, she has always felt that Miss Lu has a furrow in her heart!

What about two people? It's a natural pair! But even if it is a natural pair, one of the two people must learn to admit defeat!

Needless to say, the young master has been proud and reserved since he was a child!

"Really! Of course it's true! Why am I lying to you, Wang Ma! ”

Lu Shuang nodded very, very solemnly!

Wang Ma was also a little stunned!

"That's not going to work either! Anyway, the young master is coming back soon! Absolutely no going out! "Mother Wang took out the attitude of a housekeeper,

Lu Shuang: "...................................."

"Mother Wang, why don't I tell you a few jokes?" Lu Shuang asked tentatively!

Such a thing is not an option!

Now that it's happened, she's still ..............................

She'd better find a way to kill this time!

"Yes! As long as Miss Lu, you don't want to leave this villa, as long as you can hold on to this villa until the young master comes, I will depend on you for everything.................."

Lu Shuang: ".............................."

The point is, she just wants to get out!

"That's good! Mom, do I start? ”

"Let's get started! Wang Ma stands straight! ”

"In my heart, my wife is a perfect woman, although she is not as thin as other people's wives' legs, but her heart is fine. Although she doesn't have the voice of other people's wives, she has small breasts. Although her family is not as rich as other people's wives, her waist is thicker than others. Although she doesn't have other people's wives to run the house, she can spend money. Hahaha.................. Mom, do you understand? ”

Lu Shuang regained his strength with the second specialist.....................

Wang's mother: "Hahaha.................. This is discrimination! ”

"Do you know what the officials are most afraid of, I am optimistic about the fourth place, the Commission for Discipline Inspection, you read that right, although the Commission for Discipline Inspection is terrible, but not all officials are afraid of the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The third place, a tabloid reporter, once captured by the reporter and posted on the Internet, he will be finished. Second place, dinner, eat today and drink tomorrow, most of the leaders are either three high or have a bad stomach, and when they hear the leaders of the dinner, they are afraid. First place, wife, that's right, the leaders are not afraid of heaven and earth, they are afraid that their wives will snap! ……………… Wow, this one is a little dirty! Forget it, I'll change another one! ”

Lu Shuang's eyes rolled,

In fact, the soul has already flipped through the jokes in the space,

Wife: "Husband, I'll go for a walk...... Husband: "Wife, don't go out alone." Wife: "Why?" Husband: "Wife, I'm afraid you won't be able to withstand the temptation." Wife: "Am I that kind of person?" After so many years of marriage, when did I do something sorry for you? Husband: "No, that's not what I meant. Wife: "Then what do you mean?" Husband: "I'm afraid you can't resist the temptation of a roadside barbecue." You see you've gained a few pounds from walking during this time! Wife: "Nima...... "Hahaha.................. What do you think of these jokes? ”

Lu Shuang couldn't restrain the corners of her mouth!

Wang Ma was helpless,

It seems that being old is being old, and she is not on the same channel as young people!

"It's okay Mama Wang, neither of us are on the same channel! I feel that in my life, I am so sorry for the great country that gave birth to me and raised me, because I did not contribute a little tax revenue to the country. In October, the salary just exceeded 3,500, and I thought that I could finally pay a little tax for the country, but the tax benchmark was adjusted to 5,000. As long as there is a dream, there is the motivation to move forward, come on! ”

Lu Shuang said it very honestly, so many words, it was very bluffing!

"Xiaoshuang, are you short of money? If you're short of money, I'll call you now! The young master is really! How can you not pay attention to Miss Lu so much? ”

Wang Ma said angrily!

Lu Shuang: ".............................."

"I made mistakes at school as a child...... Teasing the female classmates in the front row. The homeroom teacher told me to ask for parents. As a result, as soon as my dad arrived, he affectionately stepped forward and held the teacher's hand, with a hippie smile on his face, "Oops! Teacher Xia, don't blame him, he just follows me, hehehehe! The teacher rolled his eyes with helplessness. Later, I learned that these two classmates, Mr. Xia sat in the front row of my dad! Hahaha........................ Wang Mom, are you no longer able to keep up with my rhythm? ”

Lu Shuang raised her eyebrows!

Wang Ma will definitely not admit defeat! If he admits defeat, won't the young master be yellow?

"Nope! I think it's good! Where did all these jokes of yours come from, Xiaoshuang? Why haven't I seen it before? ”

Of course, Wang Ma is not on Lu Shuang's set!

"A classmate passed a note during an exam and was discovered by the invigilator. The student had an idea and put the note in his mouth while the teacher was not paying attention. When the teacher came over, the student said, "I'm chewing bubble gum." As a result, the teacher said, "Come, blow a bubble for me." "Hee-hee-hee!"

Lu Shuang also added a tone particle!

"You children!"

Wang Ma shook her head,

can be regarded as having figured out Lu Shuang's routine,

Just wait for Xiaoshuang to say it, and then laugh every two minutes!

"Once, the bank was robbed, and the robbers tied up the bank manager and stuffed him with a cloth in his mouth. Before going out, the robbers noticed that the bank manager was struggling to speak, so he curiously stepped forward and took out the cloth that was stuffed in his mouth. The manager took a breath and begged: "Please take the account book with you, there are 5 million yuan of bad debts in it!" ”………… Hahaha, the pressure on the bank manager is also very high! ”

"Hahaha.................. One more! ”

Wang's mother was also very happy to listen to it,

"It is said that many students in the class who do not get good grades use the method of rolling dice to do multiple-choice questions during exams, and I have a deep concern about them - judging from the results of their dice rolling, it seems that if they can't get into a good university and can't find a good job in the future, it seems that it is impossible to make a fortune by gambling."

Lu Shuang is also very happy to see herself,

On the periphery of this villa, the people who brought her in were better than her skills! She better not waste that time!

"Hey, by the way, Xiaoshuang, I heard that you are still ............ The top student in the college entrance examination! That's great! ”

Wang Ma just remembered the title that Lu Shuang got!

"It's just luck!" Lu Shuang waved his hand modestly!

Although Lu Shuang worked very this matter, he didn't make much of a fuss!

In the park, a middle-aged man and woman sat on a stone bench. The woman was in a daze in a hospital gown, and the man was sitting quietly beside her, with a sad face. Not far away, a big man was rollerblading, pouting for a while, holding his stomach for a while, slower than walking. Suddenly, the big man threw his hands like a backstroke, and suddenly fell on his back to the sky. The men and women on the stone bench laughed in unison,,, it seems that laughter is human nature, regardless of any situation. Hahaha........................ Wang, let's continue to tell jokes! Look how happy we are! ”

Lu Shuang continued to tell jokes!

Because Wang Ma just wanted to understand Lu Shuang, she listened very carefully,

"The bus is more crowded, a man and a woman seem to quarrel because they stepped on their feet or touched their chests, the voice is getting louder and louder, and the scolding is getting more and more ugly, the driver probably can't stand it and looks back, and then brakes suddenly, the man and woman kissed together smoothly, so the next road is very quiet, the whole car is speechless in the internal injury... Hahaha............ The bus driver is so bad! ”

Lu Shuang continued to smile heartlessly,

The smiling faces of the little fruits in the space are all stiff,

The host has been telling jokes for the past two days.............................. It's really boring!

Wang's mother: "Hahaha! ”

"Just received a call: Hey, hello! Me: Hello, who? She: I'm from the insurance company, do you drive? Me: I don't drive, the driver does. Her: Is your car insured? Me: I guess there is, I didn't ask the driver, I'll ask when I go back. Her: How much is the car you are in worth? Me: I didn't ask the driver how much it was, but it was estimated to be tens of millions. Her: Big brother, what kind of car are you? Me: Metro! Bang, the phone hung up. Temper is quite big, am I wrong? Hahaha.................. Mama Wang, do you think you said it wrong? ”

Wang Ma's internal injury: "I didn't say anything wrong.................."

Mother Wang looked at Lu Shuang smiling like a second fool in her heart and was helpless, Miss Lu, it seems that she was deeply hurt by the young master, look at the tears in this smile..................

Lu Shuang didn't know what Wang Ma was thinking at all,

My mother ran home happily: Girl, don't be bored at home, go to the street with my mother and get rich. Daughter: Mom, why did you get rich? Mom: Really! You can eat with your face. Daughter: Mom, you're making fun of me, aren't you? Am I eating with my face like this? Mother: I was hit by a young man on the road, and I said to be my son-in-law, forget it, if you don't work, you will pay me a thousand yuan. Daughter: The result? Mom: When I showed him your picture, he immediately took out a thousand yuan. Doesn't that mean you can eat with your face? Daughter:............... Hahaha! …”

Wang Ma looked at Lu Shuang, who was leaning forward and leaning back,

It's a little helpless,

"Riding the bus with my daughter-in-law, there are too many people to squeeze the empty feet, when I turned my head, I saw a thief next to me who was stealing a girl's wallet, so I whispered to my daughter-in-law to let her pretend to push me accidentally, and the daughter-in-law did so and pushed me, I didn't meet the thief but fell directly on the sister, the daughter-in-law saw it and was angry, and gave me a slap when she came up, "I thought you were making room for me, and you especially let the old lady cooperate with you to take advantage!" "I ...... Hahaha.................. This buddy's misunderstanding is a bit big! ”

Lu Shuang smiled heartlessly!

Wang Ma also laughed! Because Lu Shuang said it, some jokes that weren't funny also became funny....................................

When Bo Jinqian came from outside, he heard the sound of two people laughing,

Originally, when the two of them were still laughing very well, they still didn't notice that Bo Jinqian came!

In other words, Lu Shuang knew that he was coming, but she didn't want to deal with him very much!

Wang's mother didn't know that Bo Jinqian was coming!

The two of them stopped telling jokes, or Xu Yi was specially reminded!

"What's wrong?" Lu Shuang raised his head,

looked at Xu Yi, and looked angry when he was disturbed!

"Nothing, nothing!" Xu Yi directly lowered his head in cowardice!

No way, Miss Lu's lethality is too great!

"Young Master! You're here! Miss Lu is about to apologize to you! ”

Wang Ma got up from her seat and smiled when she saw Bo Jinqian,

Two young people are young people,

If there is any misunderstanding, it is better to clear it in advance!

Lu Shuang: ".............................."

If she said it herself, it's all right! Bury yourself!

"I see! Let's go down first! Bo Jinqian took off his coat, and Wang Ma took the coat and went out.

Bo Jinqian's facial features are already straight,

What's more, because wearing only a shirt has an elegant extravagance!

"Well, what are you putting me under house arrest here? I've already informed the director that I'm going to the crew! ”

Lu Shuang was the first to break the silence!

"The joke just now was good! One more! ”

The two of them were in the main hall, Bo Jinqian made himself a cup of coffee, and brought Lu Shuang a vanilla-flavored milkshake.

Lu Shuang: "........................"

What's going on? A big president actually ........................ Actually, actually listen to jokes?

"My sister-in-law came to Shanghai to look for a job, temporarily lived in my place for a while, very beautiful and capable of being a girl, doing laundry, cooking, tidying up the house...... Moved out not too long ago. Yesterday, I found that more than 8,000 private money hidden in the kitchen was gone! I didn't dare to ask my wife, and I was embarrassed to ask my sister-in-law, I was entangled...... I received a call from my sister-in-law this morning: Brother-in-law, your money is with me, can you come over if you are free...... The more I thought about it, the more terrified I became.................. Hahaha............ Exposed, exposed! ”

Lu Shuang smiled with great joy when she remembered who was sitting across from her........................

"Ahem.................."

"What are you hinting at me?" Bo Jinqian's voice is green and charming!

Lu Shuang was also confused: "What does it imply?" ”

"Your memories from your previous life have also recovered, right?"

Lu Shuang pretended to be stupid: "What memories of the previous life?" I don't understand what you're talking about! ”

Two people, it's really embarrassing!

"It's the first kiss in this life, right?"

Bo Jinqian's hand was already on his face,

Lu Shuang listened to this, and the pillow at hand smashed towards Bo Jinqian!

But because the pillow is not very lethal in the first place!

And this time, Bo Jinqian smiled,

In fact, Bo Jinqian has a feeling of elegance! It's very exciting........................

"Don't go too far!" Lu Shuang also knew that she couldn't pretend to be able to do it!

I have too many flaws, but I am still strong!

"Yes, it's a lot more temper than in the previous life! Lose your temper with me now, too! ”

"Can you please not mention the things of the previous life? You're scary, okay? ”

Lu Shuang rolled her eyes!

"Ah Shuang, you .................. Do you still like me? ”

Bo Jinqian's hands clasped the cup of coffee,

I feel that my questions are all in .................. because of this sentence Silent!

"I don't really understand what you mean!" Lu Shuang shook his head!