Chapter 138: Let's be happy first
In fact, I have always felt that Brother Chao and Xiaoxi are true love in the absolute sense, and it really can't be really that kind anymore. Because of all the stalks thrown by Xiaoxi, Brother Chao can get laughter, and this tacit understanding can't even be cultivated, it depends entirely on fate.
But fortunately, the person facing today is Li Xiaomeng, so I don't have to think about whether his untimely laughter will offend people.
Li Xiaomeng still has an indestructible mental outlook, she is not embarrassed at all when she hears Xiaoxi's words, and she also smiles and plays a round for herself: "Haha, Xiaoxi is still so cute, it's really his blessing that Brother Chao can find you, right, Brother Chao?" ”
Brother Chao raised his head and said a little dazedly: "Huh? What about me? Anything goes. Liu Guangzheng also said a few kind words, as if he wanted to make the atmosphere as harmonious as possible.
Only after that, the whole room fell silent, and suddenly no one spoke, and the air was filled with embarrassment that anyone could feel.
Brother Chao and I deliberately didn't speak, Xiao Xi looked around, I don't know what I was thinking, Wang Yang silently buried his head in drinking porridge, Chen Haobei stared at the wine glass in front of him, and his right index finger drew circles on the table.
Seeing that it was not a problem to be so silent, I thought about it and said, "Hey, what, Brother Hao, don't you have something to say to Sister Xiaomeng?" You're welcome? ”
Chen Haobei's index finger stopped moving, but he still didn't look up, Li Xiaomeng glanced at me and then looked at Chen Haobei and asked, "Huh? What do you want to tell me? ”
When she said this, Li Xiaomeng's eyes were full of doubts and at the same time a hint of innocence, like a curious baby, beautiful and cute.
Chen Haobei took a deep breath and finally said: "Xiaomeng, you are a friend of a thousand, Brother Hao is not good to talk to you too ugly, but Brother Hao has to tell you clearly, it is better for the two of us to keep our distance in the future, otherwise my daughter-in-law will be jealous." ”
"Your daughter-in-law?" Li Xiaomeng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled clearly, but this smile didn't seem to have much friendliness at the moment, and after laughing twice, Li Xiaomeng asked knowingly: "Brother Hao... Married, huh? ”
Chen Haobei didn't have so many eyes, and replied directly: "No." Li Xiaomeng continued: "Oh... No, that's no daughter-in-law, right? Why is Brother Hao making such a joke with me? Ha ha. ”
Chen Haobei looked up at Li Xiaomeng a little dumbly, Li Xiaomeng looked back at him without timidity, but the two didn't say anything.
I didn't know how to continue with the end, but Li Xiaomeng said first: "Everyone is not talking? Looks like that's what you called me here today, right? Hehe. ”
Li Xiaomeng is indeed a very smart woman, as soon as she said this, it was as if Chen Haobei was a negative man who abandoned his wife and children, and she became the great and pitiful Qin Xianglian who faced the scumbag head-on.
At least in terms of momentum, Li Xiaomeng actually had the upper hand faintly.
It can be seen that Chen Haobei, like me, sometimes can't even show his normal level of success when facing women.
Seeing that the wind was about to deviate, I didn't know what to say to redeem it, so I hurriedly looked at Brother Chao and motioned to him to say something with his eyes, but Brother Chao hurriedly turned his head to look at Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi immediately looked at Wang Yang, Wang Yang drank porridge silently...
So Xiaoxi looked at Brother Chao again, Brother Chao looked at me again, I... I thought about it, raised my wine glass, and said to Brother Chao, "Hey! Brothers! Where are you after we haven't seen you in a long time? ”
Brother Chao also picked up his wine glass and touched it with me and said, "Hey! Friend! If it's really you, please say hello! ”
After saying that, we both drank the wine in the glass at the same time, but the atmosphere of the scene was not affected by our nonsense in the slightest...
Seeing that Chen Haobei didn't react, Li Xiaomeng said to herself: "Brother Hao, seriously, I really appreciate you, I'm a person, I'm stupid, I do things simply and directly, I just think you're a good person, I want to have more friends with you, it's not that it has to be, but since Brother Hao, you've talked about it here, then I'll also say it clearly..."
Speaking of this, Li Xiaomeng slowed down her speech slightly, turned her head to look at Chen Haobei, and said with a serious expression: "Brother Hao, the person you are talking about is that Mei Tian'er, right?" Everyone has fair competition, Mei Tianer has it, I have it, I have it, she may not have it. If you really want to compare, I really think that I am more worthy of you than her. ”
After saying this, Li Xiaomeng deliberately straightened her chest, obviously showing her capital.
Seeing that Li Xiaomeng had made her words clear first, I asked a little incredulously for a while: "Li Xiaomeng, are you serious?" Brother Chao kicked me under the table and said to me, "What's the matter with you?" ”
I sat down and pretended I hadn't said anything.
Li Xiaomeng continued with a slight conceit and mockery: "Yes, I'm serious, the worst thing I'm good at is lying, I really like Brother Hao, as long as Brother Hao is willing, I can go home with Brother Hao tonight." ”
I really want to throw myself to the ground for the five bodies that Li Xiaomeng admires, and I can't help but clap my hands and sigh: "The heroine of the female middle school..."
Chen Haobei seemed a little confused, and it could be seen that he had never experienced such a scene.
Li Xiaomeng looked open-minded, and even raised a glass of wine to face Chen Haobei and said, "Brother Hao, if you don't mind, let's have a drink." ”
I'm completely stupid, this is too open-minded, and even I can't tell whether Li Xiaomeng is telling the truth or a lie at the moment, does she really like Chen Haobei?
Fortunately, Chen Haobei was not calmed by Li Xiaomeng's anti-guest remarks like me, not only that, I don't know why, this thing seems to be stimulated by Li Xiaomeng's actions, and it seems that the whole person has become much calmer.
He didn't answer Li Xiaomeng's words, nor did he raise a glass to cooperate with her, but put the glass of wine in Li Xiaomeng's hand on the table with his own hands, and then turned to Li Xiaomeng and scolded: "I said that you are a girl, can you be more reserved?" ”
Li Xiaomeng was stunned, obviously Chen Haobei's reaction was not only unexpected by me, but also by her.
Chen Haobei didn't wait for Li Xiaomeng to come to his senses and continued: "What kind of big girl are you, why do you go home and spend the night when you open your mouth and close your mouth, what do you think of me Chen Haobei?" Do you think I'm some kind of stinking bastard?! ”
Chen Haobei was obviously really angry when he said this, which surprised me, aren't people like them singing a song on KTV to sing the effect of prostitution? Why are you still so serious?
Suddenly I figured out that eighty percent of it was because of us onlookers, so he was embarrassed to expose his gangster nature.
Having said that, Li Xiaomeng probably expected that Chen Haobei wouldn't really do anything out of the ordinary in the presence of other people, so he dared to say it so explicit just now, right?
Yo ho? Could it be that this conversation has been unwittingly elevated to the level of psychological warfare?
Li Xiaomeng finally came back to her senses, and she hurriedly explained: "No, no, Brother Hao, you misunderstood, I just want to tell you that I am sincere to you, as long as Brother Hao, you..."
"That's it!" Chen Haobei suddenly stood up from his seat a little irritably, then took a glass of wine and drank it all, put the empty cup on the table and said: "Li Xiaomeng, I used to give Qian'er face, and I didn't say anything serious to you, but now I tell you clearly, I didn't come to you to listen to you and leave it here, just tell you something, stay away from Lao Tzu and Mei Tian'er in the future, and let me know what you did to her, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unkind to you, listen?" ”
"What do you mean by Brother Hao? Why can't I understand? Li Xiaomeng was obviously prepared for this question, and her answer did not stop.
Chen Haobei said: "Pretend, pretend!" Do you think we can really talk about righteousness when we come out to mix? Your boss's name is Qi Jianxin, right? You haven't heard the name Wang Bing, have you? What's up? Do you need me to bring you Wang Bing? ”
Li Xiaomeng still pretended to be stupid and said: "Oh? My current boss is indeed called Qi Jianxin, but Brother Hao, you said this Wang Bing or something, I really haven't heard such a name, what does this have to do with me? What's the matter, how did Mei Tianer and my boss get together? Maybe that Mei Tian'er happened to have a leg with our Qi Zong, and then hooked up with other men behind our Qi Zong's back, and was discovered by our Qi Zong..."
"I'll seduce your grandma! Little bitch! If the old lady doesn't tear up your stinky mouth today, the old lady won't be surnamed Mei! ”
The moment the door of the private room was kicked open, Mei Tianer's scolding came in, and I saw that the mobile phone she was holding in her hand was still on the phone, as if she was talking to someone on the phone.
But I didn't want to think about it, so Mei Tianer rushed to the table and picked up an empty beer bottle and wanted to throw it.
However, before she could make a move, Liu Guangzheng, who was closest to the door, stood up in an instant, snatched the wine bottle from Mei Tianer's hand, and shouted in his mouth, "What are you doing?" At the same time, the other hand suddenly pushed Mei Tian'er's shoulder, Mei Tian'er was pushed and staggered a few steps and almost fell, and her back leaned against the wall before she stood firmly.
I stood up at the same time as Brother Chao's conditioned reflex, and Chen Haobei, who was closest to Liu Guangzheng, directly kicked Liu Guangzheng's side waist and scolded: "Rely on you!" Lao Tzu's woman, you dare to move?! ”
This kick is really not light, Liu Guangzheng was directly kicked to the ground, Mei Tianer was also pushed out of the real fire by Liu Guangzheng, she first kicked Liu Guangzheng's head, and then was about to rush to Li Xiaomeng, Mei Dier tried to stop her, but she was thrown away.
Chen Haobei deliberately moved out of the way, Mei Tianer stepped forward a few steps, grabbed Li Xiaomeng's hair with both hands, and scolded vigorously while shaking her head vigorously.
Li Xiaomeng was dragged by her and screamed but was powerless to fight back, Liu Guangzheng stood up from the ground and made a gesture to come forward to help, Chen Haobei picked up a wine bottle and pointed at him and only said "Don't move", Liu Guangzheng stayed in the corner of the room and stood motionless obediently.
Seeing Mei Tian'er venting recklessly, Chen Haobei closed the door of the private room very cooperatively, isolating the two worlds inside and outside.
Li Xiaomeng was lifted from the seat by Mei Tian'er's hair, but she didn't let her stand up straight, but kept letting Li Xiaomeng's head lower at the height that her knees could touch, and then she hit Li Xiaomeng's face with her knees while scolding the street while pulling her hair.
Once, twice...
Looking at this scene, I suddenly felt that we were so cruel, and I actually watched a girl do this to another girl, but there was no one in the room who was upset.
As for the three women, Mei Di'er saw that her sister did not suffer, and gradually became less anxious; Xiao Xi was timid, so she was so frightened that she covered her face, and then peeked through her fingers.
Wang Yang continued to drink porridge silently...
Alas, who asked you to find someone to beat Mei Tian'er first, and just now you slandered others?
I picked up the wine glass with some sadness, drank it again after a toast with Brother Chao, and asked in a whisper, "How do you feel?" I pretended to be stupid and said, "It's delicious." ”
Seeing that Mei Tian'er was already red-eyed, Li Xiaomeng also screamed meaninglessly at the beginning, to crying, and then to starting to shout with words, I listened carefully and felt that the content change was very interesting.
"Vixen! Let go! ”
"Vixen! Let it go! I have more than a thousand hairs! Can you afford to pay it? ”
"Let go! It hurts! ”
"Liu Guangzheng! Get her out of here! ”
"Brother Hao! Let her go! ”
"Sister Mei, I was wrong! You let go of me first! ”
"Please, Sister Mei, I won't dare to do it again, let go of me, I promise never to mess with you again, I promise never to rob Brother Hao with you again."
"I was wrong, I was wrong! Save me, I won't dare again! ”
"Ahh
"Wang Yang! Tell them to pull this shrew away! Otherwise, don't blame me for telling you all about it! ”
"Wait!"
I subconsciously shouted a timeout, Mei Tianer gave me face, but it was more likely that she was tired, and she really stopped after I shouted, but she didn't let go.
I looked at Li Xiaomeng, then at Wang Yang, and then asked, "Li Xiaomeng, what did you say in the last sentence just now?" Li Xiaomeng didn't answer me, but continued to shout: "Wang Yang! Fast! Let this woman let go of me! Speak quickly! you?! ”
Wang Yang raised her head suddenly, her eyes were filled with tears, there was sadness and anger in these tears, but after taking a few breaths, she forcibly suppressed her emotions and said word by word: "Yes... You can start with... Let her go first? ”