Wade Wilson staggered down the street with his hands in his trench coat pockets, squirming in such a way that anyone who saw it would want to kick him from behind.

He was very happy, and although the big deal about the Hulk and maybe Evan Glazer was yellow, his girlfriend did not leave, but became more and more gentle and considerate to him, a poor bastard.

No, no, he's not a pauper.

patted the lining of his clothes, and the dollar touch against his skin made his swaying hip bone more and more charming.

Today he went to play the role of his father who survived the fire to a student, and because of the stimulation between life and death, he had an extreme temper and some intellectual problems.

However, yes, he doesn't say 'but' anymore, and that inflection makes him feel like he canned tuna is eating too much every time he mentions it.

However, such a complex role, he played it perfectly, the bald old man in his early fifties not only changed the student's grade evaluation to A behind his back, but also held his hand to comfort him.

Does such a superb acting cost more than $25?

Not much, of course, but a little less.

Therefore, Wade half-coerced and half-bewitched the student to buy a physiological health textbook from him at a discount of the original price, which can be regarded as making some insignificant contributions to the health education of the next generation in the United States.

Turning into a somewhat remote alley, Wade was secretly expecting someone to jump out and rob him.

In this way, he can carry out legitimate defense, "defend" the money on the other party's body into his own pocket, and then force them to pay a discount to buy two physical health textbooks and study them at a discount, which can be regarded as making some insignificant small contributions to contemporary health education in the United States.

However, he didn't wait for the gangsters he wanted to wait, and he didn't know if they were on period, or if they were frightened by the recent rumors.

"Ahh

Turning the corner before anyone jumped out, Wade had to shake his head and sigh for the group of runaway young men who had missed the opportunity to get close to Mr. Deadpool, and walked home with a huge sum of $43.

However, as Wade's grandmother told him, life is like chocolate, and you never know if it's a vibrator or an electric shocker that comes out of the box.

As soon as the disappointment flooded in his heart, a figure more than two meters tall stood in front of him not far away.

With a slight movement of his footsteps, Wade was secretly on guard.

He is very confident in his strength, but when he first meets a guy who is two meters tall and has a tail flicking behind his buttocks, he can't figure out the roots.

Yes, tails.

Although most of the other party's body is hidden in the dark, the thick tail that sways from side to side will not be misunderstood.

"You're going to rob sex?"

Wade took off his hood, revealing his wind-eroded rock face that looked like it had been filled with camel urine, and threw a wink at the figure in the darkness that he didn't know if he could see clearly.

The other party didn't reply, but Wade didn't feel embarrassed.

He leaned against the wall on one side, clasping his hands in his arms: "You may not have any plans to do so, but I think you'll soon find out that it's not bad to do so." ”

"Because I'm ...... No money!"

"Come, dear, don't pity me!"

Wade rushed at the opponent to pick (anti-harmony) teasing hook hand, a pair of half-drooping eyelids covered most of the half-sharp eyes and never left the opponent's position.

"Put away your set, Wade Wilson, or rather, Deadpool!"

The roadblocker stepped out of the darkness, and the urn screamed to break Wade's two identities.

"Hey, buddy, are you related to the Hulk?"

"I think you should really do a blood relationship with Hulk, after all, with that stupid big man's IQ, he may not be able to tell the difference between a human and a lizard, and maybe he will do something terrible to a certain lizard 'lady' who is napping in the sand. ”

The grim-looking lizardman on the other side didn't speak, allowing Wade to babble and spew venom.

It's not that he's big-hearted, it's that he's getting acquainted with his physical condition at this time.

Inside the villa, Evan and Coulson were chatting, and he couldn't tell that he was being distracted and manipulating the "fake body".

With the degree of control that Ivan now has over the power of consciousness, it is not difficult to be distracted, and the various senses from the lizardman's body did not cause much trouble for him to manipulate this body under the shield of the statue.

"By the way, Evan, why don't you wear that ribbon that Miss Wei gave you?"

Coulson, who was sitting across from the boy, asked with a smile, gesturing to his smooth forehead as he asked.

"Tony said that he wore that thing like a little girl, so I took it off, after all, I've known him for so long, and I'm always embarrassed to snatch the title of sissy from him. ”

Taking the peeled apple from Melinda, Evan explained as he nibbled on it.

The ribbon from Sauna's hand did help Ivan a lot, and if it weren't for it, he wouldn't have been able to engrave the mark of consciousness on the lizardman so easily.

However, now that the "fake body" has been refined, and the lizardman hiding in the celestial room has also been teleported to a short distance from his destination, he no longer needs to tie the ribbon to his forehead, and he is indeed a little more girly in that way.

As for the excuses made, they did happen.

Tony, who had recovered well two days ago, came to the door, and wandered around Evan's villa in the name of showing off, and casually mocked the boy's behavior of tying a ribbon on his forehead.

"I have a commission for you!"

Inside the alley, the grim-looking lizardman twisted his neck, and he was the first to interrupt Wade Wilson's worthless ramblings, already familiar with this method of manipulation.

"I'm sorry, dear, I'm retired!"

Wade did not hesitate to reject the proposal of the person in front of him, on the one hand, he promised his lover not to participate in those shitty things, and on the other hand, the inhuman image of the other party made him not want to have in-depth contact with him.

"Don't listen to the pay?"

The lizardman stood there like a sculpture and said in an urn voice.

In order to avoid possible behavioral similarities, Evan deliberately increased the density of its muscles and reduced the elasticity of the "prosthetic" when creating the "fake body".

So not to mention some inadvertent small movements, even some habitual behaviors will also be deformed to a great extent under the influence of stiff muscles.

The advantage of this is that it can avoid all habitual small movements, and it greatly increases the physical defense and strength, as for the disadvantage, the agility of this body is greatly reduced, and it is easy to be targeted by some dexterous or skilled enemies.

However, Iwen is not good at martial arts, and this is an experimental "fake body", whether he lives or dies has no effect on him, and of course he doesn't have to care about those trivial drawbacks.