Chapter 2 Mr. Sponge, Prince Duan summons you

The Drifting Snow Pavilion was lively because of the butterfly blue clothes dance, but Yu Hongxue was half chilled when she heard Prince Duan's name.

She knew that Prince Duan sent someone this time most likely because of the male-style work written by Lin Dosi-"Unscrupulous Record", which describes the affair of a rich son with a habit of breaking sleeves, and the scale of this story is slightly larger, and even Yu Hongxue blushed when she read it.

Although Yu Hongxue doesn't know how Lin Dusi knows so much about Longyang, there are many people who like this story, and Yu Hongxue makes a lot of money by relying on this, but I don't want to have rumors that the male protagonist's appearance, status, and personality are all written based on Prince Duan.

If you insist on comparison, there are indeed a lot of coincidences, but Yu Hongxue knows that Lin Yusi is not to say that it is Prince Duan, even what is the name of the emperor of the current dynasty, I am afraid she doesn't know, when the rumors first came out, Yu Hongxue was also frightened every day, but after a year, Prince Duan did not come to look for trouble, and he thought that this matter would be over.

What is the use of these, now that Prince Duan wants to see Lin Dosi, give it, her Drifting Snow Pavilion will be crumbling, if she doesn't give it, I'm afraid her Yuhong Snowman head will not be guaranteed.

"Since it is the order of the prince, how dare Hongxue disobey, this will lead the way for the official"

She Yu Hongxue thought: Stay in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood.

Lin Yusi sat on the chair, put his feet on the table, leisurely, and thought about the thirty percent bonus beautifully, but he didn't know that trouble had come to the door at this time.

"Mr. Sponge, Prince Duan summoned you"

As soon as Lin Dusi heard Yu Hongxue's voice, he excitedly left the table and chair, and then thought: Who is this familiar Prince Duan?

Yu Hongxue took Zhao Lin and the three into the room and said to Zhao Lin: "Official, this is SpongeBob SquarePants"

Lin Dusi looked at the three of them, I don't know where they came from, they wore night clothes in broad daylight, and they didn't look good.

Zhao Lin recognized that the SpongeBob SquarePants in front of him was the person who was talking to Yu Hongxue upstairs just now.

After "taking away" Zhao Lin's words, the two entourages went up to catch Lin Dosi

"Hey! Feed! Who are you and what do you want to do? ”

Lin Yusi naturally refused to be taken away in such a daze, she subconsciously picked up the teacup on the table and smashed it on her entourage.

Yu Hongxue originally wanted to tell Lin Dosi to let her cooperate and go to the palace obediently, and then she would find a way to get Lin Dosi back, but she didn't want Zhao Lin to take Lin Dosi away directly when she saw Lin Dosi, and she didn't tell people the reason, there were so many guests below, if everyone knew that she had offended Prince Duan in Piaoxue Pavilion, I was afraid that it would only be a good deal.

Lin Dodge thought about asking what was going on, and before she could speak, suddenly a black shadow flashed in front of her, followed by a sharp pain in the back of her neck, "Bang~", Lin Dodge fell to the ground.

Zhao Lin looked at Lin Dosi, who was knocked unconscious by himself, and said expressionlessly: "Take it away"

The entourage picked up Lin Dousi from the ground, looked at Lin Tuosi's thin skin and tender meat, and thought to himself that this scholar is different, delicate!

Yu Hongxue was completely dumbfounded, and the guests downstairs later looked at them carrying Lin Dosi, who didn't know if it was a dead person or a living person, how could she explain it.

Duan's Prince's Mansion

Lin Dosi was wrapped in a bed of flower sheets that were extremely incompatible with the decoration and style of this palace wing.

This sheet was put on by Zhao Lin when they were leaving, Yu Hongxue cried and begged to let them wrap it, saying that if not, others would say that Piaoxue Pavilion was dead, how difficult it was for her to run this Piaoxue Pavilion as a woman, Zhao Lin couldn't stand Yu Hongxue's crying there, so he pulled out the sheet with one hand and let Lin Dosi wrap it whole.

Taking advantage of the gap when Zhao Lin went to ask Ning Zheng to send Luo Lin to hide from his thoughts, many maids and maids in the palace were crowded around this bedside, and everyone didn't dare to show it on their faces, but they were secretly curious and excited in their hearts, this is the book-writing Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants in the Drifting Snow Pavilion?

The family members thought to themselves that they thought that the person who could write a book like "Yellow Drinking Miscellaneous" would be an old man who was half-cut into the ground, but they didn't want to be such a handsome young man, but they didn't expect that they would have the courage to move their hearts and minds to the prince.

The maids were even more excited in their hearts, and the one lying in front of them was the SpongeBob SquarePants they had dreamed of, although they were shorter than the prince and Lord Zhao, and their appearance was not as sharp as that of the prince and Lord Zhao.

However, this unpowdered and white face and lips that are not powdered without lipstick must be a beautiful man who looks as good as a woman when he opens his eyes, and it is not the same as falling (the acceptance in "The Unscrupulous Record"), maybe this "Unscrupulous Record" is the gentleman's imagination because of his admiration for the prince of their family.

"Unscrupulous Record" mainly tells the story of the rich prodigal son Chu Shi and the downfall of a poor scholar, this is Lin Dousi's most daring and only work that did not let Yu Hongxue urge the change, only eight chapters, the plot of the chapters and chapters is ups and downs, which will not pass the trial if it is put in the 21st century.

Many details in the book can be called a textbook, Zong Shengguo is a country where male style is not prevalent on the surface, the popularity of the first chapter of this book is not outstanding, but the second chapter is crowded with people, but there are many people who like it, but because the content is really harmful, Yu Hongxue arranged it to start talking at the time of the child.

Who knows that it's okay if you don't change the time, but in exchange for this dark winter, more people come to listen in the middle of the night!

As long as you talk about "Unscrupulous Records", this Drifting Snow Pavilion is upstairs and downstairs in the stairwell late at night, but wherever you can stay, there is a person.

In addition, Xiao Haitang, who is a storyteller, has a "face-changing" voice, in today's words, it is a male voice, a female voice, a juvenile voice, a royal sister voice, a loli voice, a male god voice, and the sounds of various animals, as well as some onomatopoeia that is not easy to say, are all learned vividly, and some scenes of "Unscrupulous Records" are said to make people listen to the blood acceleration, and the face is red.

Due to the popularity of "Unscrupulous Notes", Yu Hongxue printed "Yellow Drinking Miscellaneous Talk" as a physical book and sold it, firstly, to earn some money from those who did not come to listen to the book, and secondly, to increase the popularity of "SpongeBob SquarePants".

And why did this kind of work offend the noble Prince Duan?

Prince Duan Ning Zheng, the eleventh prince of the first emperor's favorite, and the eleventh brother of the current emperor.

Eleven and the protagonist's name "Shiyi" have the same sound in Zongshengguo.

Chu Shi is twenty and five years old, and Prince Duan is twenty and five years old.

Chu Yan's birthday is in November, and Prince Duan's birthday is also in November.

Chu Shi was born in a famous family but did not marry a wife and concubine when he reached the marriageable age, and Prince Duan also refused the emperor's marriage several times, and he is still a golden single.

Not to mention the appearance, it is all breathtakingly beautiful, and the figure is also described exactly like the prince, and there are some other similar experiences.

"Who believes that SpongeBob SquarePants didn't write according to Prince Duan, heh, in order to make money, he actually made a joke about the emperor's family, so bold!"

Anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

Hearing that these Lin Dosi couldn't cry or laugh, she Lin Dosi only wanted good food, good accommodation, peace and joy, how could anyone dare to make a joke about the emperor's family, she Lin Dosi had never heard of Prince Duan's deeds, so she could only respond in four words: It's pure coincidence!

However, I don't know if these four words responded to the effect or what, even if the rumors spread, but I didn't see any displeasure from Prince Duan, I never thought that more than a year had passed, and the prince began to be displeased.

"The prince is here, and they all disperse quickly"

In a word, the people in the house quickly withdrew, leaving only two maids.

Ning Zheng only wore a thin shirt and walked over, holding an apple in his left hand and not eating it, he was playing while walking, followed by Zhao Lin, and when he arrived in the room, he saw Lin Dodge lying on the bed, and looked at Zhao Lin puzzled: "Asleep?" ”

Zhao Lin replied: "He didn't obey and was stunned"

After listening to this, Ning Zheng put the apple in his hand on the table, looked up at Fang Liang, and the expression of displeasure on his face disappeared again, and then said, "Then let's have dinner first."

He also told the maids, "If you wake up, report it immediately."

"Yes"

The sun has set in the west, the summer is extremely hot, the winter is extremely cold, and now it is in the scorching heat, but the people here will be dressed decently, not exposed, and they must wear two pieces on hot days, and they will suffer from the sin, but there are two people in this Yongle City who do not suffer from this sin, which two?

One is Lin Dousi, she doesn't go out anyway, in fact, she doesn't have time to go out in a hurry, as soon as it's hot, she hides in the room and wears her own scissors and shorts, and works barefoot to create.

This other one is Ning Zheng, Ning Zheng is very afraid of heat, in summer, as long as he does not enter the palace, whether it is inside or outside the palace, he just wears light pants, the trouser legs are rolled up to the ankles, and he wears a tulle gown, and his belly is undisguised, not to mention that the curvy abdomen alone is enough to attract the eyes of the girls.

The girls like it, but many "literati and elegant guests" are not happy, not to mention the dignified prince, or ordinary people are not so indecent.

Because of this, even some people in the court secretly made suggestions to the emperor, hoping that the emperor could say that Prince Daoduan, please pay attention to his image, and it is good to lose the royal system, but I don't want the emperor to just say "let him go", and the humiliation of the royal system is not as good as the emperor's willingness to pet ah, and people who don't like it can only secretly despise it.

"Look at him, why is his skin so good"

"yes, and these curled eyelashes"

"It's a pity, I was arrested by our prince this time, and I don't know if I can live or not?"

"Alas......"

The two maids squatted on the side of the bed to discuss Lin Dosi's appearance and care about her life and death, although they were palace maids, they were also Lin Dosi's book fans, and the author's life and death were also a matter for those who chased books.

"Is the gentleman awake?"

Ning Zheng's voice frightened the two maids and hurriedly got up, standing up in a welcoming posture in a proper manner.

"Back to the prince, people haven't woken up yet"

The other maid added, "Why don't we wake him up?"

Yes, it's not the emperor, and the person who was arrested can't lie down and don't wake up? Splashing with water, slapping his face, whipping him, grabbing his hair and pulling his head, or kicking him directly off the bed, as long as he is not dead, he is not afraid that he will not wake up.

It's such a simple thing, but Ning Zheng just didn't speak, Ning Zheng walked to the bedside, looked at Lin Dosi and then looked at Zhao Lin,

Zhao Lin knew what Ning Zheng meant, and took the initiative to say; "I only used 20% of my strength, he is also a man, why is he in a coma so far"

For some reason, Ning Zheng actually heard a trace of grievance from these words.

However, Ning Zheng felt that everyone had already arrived at Prince Duan's mansion, and it was the same to wake up early and late, so he raised his hand and said, "Don't worry, since you haven't woken up, let's talk about it tomorrow." ”