Chapter 247: Lu Xianzi
Xiao Tianshu was crawling into the crack of the door, seeing that he was about to squeeze into the crack of the door, who knew that the door would open in a flash, and he made Xiao Tianshu exert his inertia, fell in and fell into a, and suddenly climbed into the closed door and knelt at the feet of Lu Dongbin.
If Xiao Tianshu knew that kneeling at the feet of Dao Ancestor Lu Dongbin at this time, he would have fallen to death, and he would have felt that it would be worth it.
Xiao Tianshu: "Hey, don't talk about it, what do you mean by this girl?" Do you want to kill me? What the hell is it for? What's so unsightly? Even if your master grows into a little treasure, it is also your master, and I won't underestimate anyone! ”
"Hahahaha, you deserve to die, who let you climb to the door frame to peek inside, you are not a professional thief, you are not a pervert, you climb on the door frame and see that you are not a beauty, why bother to ask for hardship like this? It's your freedom to fall like this, so take the blame and endure it! Chu covered his mouth and couldn't stop laughing.
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "This little descendant, I haven't asked who I am when we met, I have done such a great gift, but ah, this is also the fate of you and me......"
Xiao Tianshu had a nosebleed when he fell, and he thought to himself, who are you? I still don't accept you, you can't see anyone if you're ugly, and you still have an uncle's courtesy, fate. Who are you, Sanqing? Or Lu Zu?
Xuan Chu said: "Hurry up, my master will give it to you, it will be cheaper for you to make such a big gift, ordinary people want to find their real body to kneel and worship, it is all a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation, you are still stunned here, what are you stupid!" ”
Xiao Tianshu smiled: "You're not mistaken, are you crazy or blind or blind, you don't know how to look at people at all, you just have such an aesthetic concept, is your master called ugly and old?" You're really joking, if I listen to your conversation, I don't know if I think you've grown like a bear, it's such a peerless beautiful man, my God, I'm a man who is about to frighten me, he's a few years older than me at most, is this old? Is this ugly? ”
Xiao Tianshu thought it was this master of Chu before he raised his eyes just now, what kind of ugly monster he was, but he didn't expect to wipe his tears and come to see me together, is this a person? This is the appearance of a fairy, how can it be old and ugly, this is young and handsome, it's just a little fresh meat? No, using the word "little fresh meat" simply tarnishes this, Master Chu Chu's appearance, that little fresh meat has no temperament at all.
Xuan Chu's master wants to be good-looking, temperamental, handsome and handsome, he can't bear to look at a man himself, the two of them are really talking like that, and now after seeing this man's appearance, it seems that there is a feeling of flirting and scolding, Xiao Tianshu has a feeling in his heart.
This kind of animal is really strange, before seeing the face, I want to say the same thing, but I think of another scene, and after seeing the face, I think of another scene, both of which mean the same thing, and it is not strange for a person to say strange.
After Xiao Tianshu said this, Lu Dongbin smiled: "Hahahaha, it's good that I'm not scared to death, it's good that there's nothing to do, according to what I said, my appearance is also seen by others, wouldn't I be scared to death!" ”
Xiao Tianshu smiled: "How can you be scared to death? It's normal for you to be scared to death, just let the method that Xuan Chu said just now, I saw the earth-shaking changes after I saw it, and I was also scared to death, but it wasn't because it was ugly, it was because it wasn't the same as what she said! ”
Xuan Chu smiled: "You believe it when a stupid person lied to you, you haven't heard of this antonym or opposite, saying ugly is actually handsome......"
Xiao Tianshu said with a smile: "Then why did you stop me from letting me see it, just conjure up this kind of reason, this is also a bit too far-fetched, too ugly, if I just regarded your master as some kind of goblin cultivation successfully here, eat you, I am ready to come in, and then there will be a big battle, I didn't expect the theater to disperse such a human demon to get along, are you sure this is not the illusion made by the goblin to become like this, I'm afraid I will be scared to death?" ”
Yi Chu smiled: "Hahahaha, bold disciple grandson, why don't you quickly kneel down and meet Lu Zu, when will you wait?" Others don't have this opportunity at all, and now you will be given a chance to worship again? ”
Xiao Tianshu exclaimed, "What did you just say?" What did you say? You say this is the heroine, is it really fake? Oh my God, if this goblin becomes Lu Zu's appearance, Lu Zu is really so handsome, that is normal, but how did the goblin become so handsome, how can this make me embarrassed! ”
"What does this have to do with you? You're not a goblin, and you're not Lu Zu......"
Xiao Tianshu thought to himself that he felt that he was already handsome enough, but he didn't expect that there were many more handsome men in this world than him, so how could he balance in his heart!
Look at how this Lu Zu looks, with a green robe and a sword, flying eyebrows, bright eyes, and gestures, he has a kind of noble elegance.
Lu Dongbin saw that Xiao Tianshu was still stunned, and he looked stunned, so he deliberately earned face for Xuan Chu, which was something that Lu Dongbin had never done since he became an immortal.
I saw that Xiao Tianshu was still in a daze, and he didn't believe that Lu Dongbin was the real person.
I saw that Lu Dongbin looked up to the sky and shouted: "Hahahaha...... Everyone in the world knows that cultivating immortals is good, who has ever suffered from cultivating the Tao...... Hahahaha......"
Lu Dongbin laughed hahaha in front of him, after saying this, when he laughed again, he saw him dodge, just like the Ling Bo microstep performed by Duan Yu in the Dragon Babu that day, seeing his body flashing, his shadow shuttling, stepping down the meteor, and he walked outside the Xuanwu Hall on the 33-step heavenly steps.
Xiao Tianshu immediately thought that the real body was coming, and the steps that Lu Dongbin took just now were steps on the ground, and he was stepping on the sky. I don't know Uncle Xiao is very clear, no one in this world can get out of this effect, others are just walking step by step, that is also walking with flower boxing to show off their legs and look good, just now this can walk out of the shadow, out of the type, out of the god, step into the sky, nine heavens, one step to the sky.
Xiao Tianshu didn't care about it, Lu Dongbin had already gone upstairs, so he bowed his head and kowtowed: "The disciple doesn't know Lu Zu's true face, and I also ask Lu Zu to ignore the disciple Xiao Tianshu, an ignorant disciple, to meet Lu Zu ......."
Lu Dongbin was outside the Xuanwu Hall on the 33rd Heavenly Steps, but his voice was like in his ears: "You still don't want to call me Master, you call me Master Zu like the Xuanniao!" ”
He was so happy when he heard the master say this, he didn't expect that it was me who promised me not to accept other apprentices, it was really like this, called Master Zu, those are all his own apprentices, those are all the grandsons of the master, hahahaha.