Chapter 549: Drunkenness is better than soberness
As soon as Nan Meng got up and followed Yan Guan and Xiao Yun to the hot spring Zhuangzi on the outskirts of Beijing, Emperor Yongxi heard the rumors of Fanmei's birth and this "recruiting brother", and couldn't help but laugh from ear to ear: "It can be seen that I have given the title of Chunbao well." ”
"The emperor gave Chunbao, why didn't he give the one from the Lang family?" Empress Pan asked curiously.
Emperor Yongxi shook his head with a smile and said, "Then how can it be the same?" Chun Bao is a little lady, just a title, and it doesn't get in the way. Min Lang is a man, but he is a concubine, and he has no wife. If I give the title at this time, no matter what it is, if someone marries him later, how will I live my life? ”
"You've thought so well. The concubines didn't think about it. Really. Queen Pan said, sighed with a smile, and whispered: "When you finish picking, the rest of the rest is also thinking of picking a good one for Min Lang." Aunt Feng Wang has a grandson, and the next time she enters the palace, she should cry with the queen mother about her daughter-in-law. ”
Emperor Yongxi laughed, praised again and again, and went to the imperial study.
But as soon as he left, Queen Pan's face faded.
In the side hall of Qingning Palace, there is a pregnant woman.
If the county lord of Chunbao can really recruit a cousin, I am afraid that the boy is already in the belly of that beaut.
"I also said before that in the generation of the Nan family, now there are only two Meng'er and Chunbao, so they should be closer to their brothers and sisters. But, in the blink of an eye, it's three. Next, four five, countless ......"
Empress Pan exhaled indifferently and went out, and then got up: "Lizhu is set to move early the day after tomorrow." Let's go, let's go to the Pear Blossom Hall tonight to see her off, invite her to dinner, and get drunk. ”
The five words "Niangniang can't get drunk" rolled to the tip of Qing Zhen's tongue, but they were swallowed back and became: "Okay! The servant went and ordered a table of good wine and good food! ”
Sure enough, Queen Pan got drunk.
You can't stop it.
When Emperor Yongxi heard about it, he said that he would personally come to pick up Empress Pan back to Qingning Palace, but was stopped by Empress Dowager Shen: "She can't give birth to children, and she is bitter when she hears that people are having children." That is, dare to be presumptuous in front of the queen mother and the county lord, you go, she should be afraid again. ”
Emperor Yongxi fell silent.
Shiinu took the opportunity to find out the matter of the beauties: "I have all gone to the side hall, and there are all kinds of pregnancy diets, there is a lot of nonsense in the palace, and there are a lot of black-hearted eyes." If the emperor doesn't hate the beauties, he should still give her a clear way. ”
"Aunt reminds us. She should have let the Imperial Doctor show the good students openly. Emperor Yongxi, who took the opportunity to go down the steps, simply mentioned another person, "Although You Yuxia is not very capable, she is good at regulating her spleen and stomach. Otherwise, let him be in charge of the fetus of the beauties, right? ”
"You Yuxia is not good at gynecology, but just regulates the spleen and stomach. Your Majesty should still find an honest one. This surnamed You almost killed Mr. Yan before, but now he is being rebuilt by Zhong Lang and the county lord, but he can't talk about being a teacher! ”
Aunt Shi refused for You Yun in one bite.
Emperor Yongxi raised his eyebrows and said no more.
The drunk Queen Pan didn't cry or make trouble, but she staggered and pulled Shen Shen and didn't let go: "My sister's archery skills are invincible, I can also draw a hard bow back then, I want to try." I'm going to have to try it with you. My sister has to teach me two hands! ”
Lian Sheng forced Qing Zhen to go to the tree target.
Qing Xu, who was so embarrassed that her face was redder than that of Empress Pan, whispered and persuaded urgently, and went to see Empress Dowager Shen in fear. But seeing the smile on Empress Dowager Shen's face, she even turned around and asked people to prepare knives and guns:
"I know that she used to be a knife maker, and the embroidered velvet knife on the horse, and the two-handed Burmese knife under the step, are all good hands. Hurry! I haven't seen it in years! Get it all! ”
As soon as the sword and horse came, Queen Pan's eyes lit up, and she flew on the horse and ran around first.
Shen Shen was embarrassed by it, but the Empress Dowager Shen laughed at the general: "What's the matter?" Can only shoot arrows? That's not going to be on the battlefield. You have the ability, you can go twenty rounds under your sister-in-law's knife, and if you say that you want to go to the border in the future, I won't stop you. ”
This is to make yourself sweat with Queen Pan?
Shen Shen agreed, and laughed and let the Empress Dowager Shen's iron rod be lifted: "My own spear is still in Yongtai Fang!" Others are afraid that they will not take advantage of it, so it is better to use this queen mother! ”
The two sisters-in-law fought at night in front of the Pear Blossom Palace, flying sand and stones, you came and went, and the battle began.
The drunk Queen Pan only has violent, which is extremely difficult to control and even more difficult to last. However, after more than a dozen knives, his mouth was full of heat, the phoenix crown on his head and the robe on his body were all unloaded, and he tied a single screw bun tightly, changed his short backing, poured two cups of water, and was about to get on the horse and fight again.
Shen Shen jumped off the horse and waved his hand again and again: "I still want to see my sister-in-law's double knife!" As he spoke, he also went to the weapon rack and picked out a long sword, carried it upside down, and said to Queen Pan with a smile: "This is the weapon I have the best hand in walking the rivers and lakes, can my sister-in-law dare to try it?" ”
Queen Pan shook her spirits and rushed up with a loud shout.
However, the sword held the double sword, the double sword opened the sword, and the shape-shifting shadow change shirt and skirt flew wildly, and the jingle sound only sounded seven or eight times, and then there was a pop, and then Queen Pan laughed out loud.
When everyone looked at it, it was Queen Pan's weak legs, she tripped herself, fell to the ground, raised the knife in her hand and smiled: "I practiced hard when I was young, and I didn't lose my brother at all." It's a pity that my mother died early, and as a woman, I had to give up martial arts and become a woman.
"Now that I haven't touched a knife or gun for more than ten years, I still have such kung fu, I admire myself! It's a pity that it's still scrapped after all, but a pound or two of wine can make my legs weak. ”
Shen Shen hurriedly stepped forward to help her get up, and said with a smile: "It's a tie." One day, our sister-in-law will not drink, and it is not too late to fight. ”
"My sister is from Youzhou, and I can't do it right away." Empress Pan got up with her hand, handed the weapon to the palace people, and exonerated herself with a smile.
Shen Shen laughed funny: "Forget it!" It seems that my sister-in-law is better than me if she is better than underwater kung fu! You know how pale your own face was when I went to play in the water with Meng'er! ”
Queen Pan squinted at her, suddenly grabbed her wrist, and asked in a low voice: "You grew up in Youzhou, and you shouldn't know water." My sister's underwater skills are indeed better than mine. Are you my sister? ”
"Who did my sister-in-law say? There is still a little lady in the Pan family? Why haven't I heard you mention it? Shen Shen was stunned for a moment, and immediately began to talk about him left and right.
"Don't play dumb! I already felt that something was wrong! You love me, the prince, and the queen mother more than that person, I don't know how many times! Even, if she threatens you with Jia Liu, you can compromise immediately. There is also a new one, and Zhao Zhen! Aunt Shi has only shed tears for Chen Chen in her life, but the day before yesterday, she cried and talked back to the Queen Mother! Just because you're leaving the palace! Are you sincere, who are you?! ”
Queen Pan was drunk, but her thinking was extremely clear.