In 2016, Zhongyuan.

Our story begins with the Baiyun Temple of Qingping Mountain.

Qingping Mountain, famous for the holy land of immortal Taoism, perennial green trees, over the mountains, a thousand-year-old temple appears in the high place, along the stairs made of bluestone, you can see the three big characters "Baiyun Temple" on the door plaque of the gate of the ancient temple when you raise your head.

After viewing, there is a steep mountain peak, the name is Yuntai Peak, a boulder at the top of the peak, flat and flawless, every morning, the white clouds view the clouds and mist, stand on the boulder at sunrise, take the wonder of the pearl of the sea of clouds, just like a fairyland, so it is called Yuntai Peak.

The purple-bearded real person has silver hair in a bun, long eyebrows and drooping eyes, a goatee on his chest, and a cyan Deluo Dao robe sitting cross-legged on the boulder, reflecting the rising red sun, showing a fairy wind and bones.

“...... The great is said to be gone, the death is said to be far away, the far is said to be the opposite, so the Tao is big, the sky is big, the earth is big, the people are also big, there are four major in the domain, and people live in one of them, the law of the earth, the law of the earth, the law of the sky, the law of the sky, the law of the Tao is natural" Purple beard Zhenren is preaching to the disciples.

The apprentices, dressed in Taoist robes and scarves on their heads, meditated in a row and listened carefully to the Master's chanting.

There is only one person with an ape heart, this person does not wear a hat, his black hair is more youthful in the morning sun, and a mahogany hairpin is pinned to the bun, which shows a bit of alternative uniqueness.

His delicate face was bowed, his eyes were closed, his brows were slightly furrowed, his hands were behind his back, his right index finger and middle finger were stretched together to make a sword trick, his left hand was tightly held on his right wrist, and his hands trembled slightly.

Suddenly, one of the younger apprentices jumped up with a scream, black smoke rising from behind his pants, and he slapped his ass vigorously and spun in place, and the apprentices couldn't help but laugh when they saw this.

The little apprentice finally extinguished the fire on his buttocks, but before he could catch his breath, the trouser belt was suddenly broken, and the burnt pants slid down his legs, revealing his smoky black buttocks, and there was another burst of laughter at the scene.

The purple beard real person remained silent and asked, "Chu Yi, do you know what is wrong?"

The little Taoist priest with a red hairpin stood up and pretended to be casual: "Master, the disciple is wrong!" As he spoke, he glanced at the little apprentice with his pants in his hand and couldn't help but want to laugh.

Purple Whisker continued to ask, "Why is it wrong?"

Chu Yi couldn't help but laugh: "Don't use spells on ordinary people, don't use heavy spells." ”

Purple Whisker said with a calm face: "The precepts must be kept in mind, you will be punished for cleaning the toilet, you are not allowed to sleep at night, you have thought about it against the wall, go ahead!"

Chu Yi stiffened his face: "Yes, Master." As he spoke, he left Qingshi and prepared to return to Baiyun Temple.

The little apprentice lifted his pants and asked, "Master, what is a heavy mantra?"

"Immortal Taoism has been creating the Tao since Qingping Daojun, and it casts spells with talismans, but it can only use one spell at a time, otherwise it is a heavy spell, and the heavy spell will make the spell caster hurt himself, and the heavy one will break his muscles and veins. Chu Yi just used two spells at the same time to make you fire and drop your pants, and committed a heavy curse ring, so punish him for facing the wall, you have to take this as a ring, sit down. Purple beard replied.

The little apprentice was a little aggrieved, and agreed to go back to the same place and sit down.

"Master, tell us about Qingping Daojun!" several apprentices asked Purple Whisker Zhenren together.

Purple Whisker stroked the silver whisker and nodded slightly: "Okay, I'll tell you about Immortal Emperor Qingping Daojun!"

Chu Yi, who walked not far away, heard that the master was going to talk about Qingping Daojun, so he also stopped, hid behind the bushes, and pricked up his ears.

"Legend, four thousand years ago, gods, immortals, people, ghosts, demons, demons and demons of the six worlds intertwined, resulting in the human world gods and monsters as the source of the six worlds, demons and ghosts are rampant, heaven and earth are not divided, the sun and the moon go together, chaos, just when human beings are about to be wiped out by the troubled times, the immortal emperor Qingping Daojun came to the human world to use the Taoist method to incarnate a giant to disperse the chaos, separate the heaven and the earth, transform the Shenwu archers to shoot down the scorching sun, drive away the aliens, slaughter the ghosts, after a hundred years, finally turned the tide, everything returned to nature, Qingping Daojun used the last energy to incarnate the goddess to repair the world and nurse the newcomers, and finally because of weakness can not return to the fairy world and stay in the world for a long time。 People recorded the gods, demons and monsters that appeared in the human world at that time and wrote a collection, that is, "Mountains and Seas View Sutra".

The apprentices whispered when they heard this: "It turns out that the gods and monsters in the Mountains and Seas Sutra are all real, my God!"

Purple Xu continued to narrate: "In the Spring and Autumn Period of China, Qingping Daojun preached in the human world and ignited the world, but the greed and selfishness, arrogance and indifference of human beings made him extremely disappointed in his lack of cultivation and inaction, so Qingping decided to turn into a human being, with thirty lives, practicing Taoism, looking forward to one day returning to the fairy world, re-ascending to the position of the immortal emperor, before his death, he wrote the Taoism into words and passed it on to a person who was destined. ”

The apprentices were fascinated by what they heard, and Chu Yi hid among the bushes, and he had great respect for the Immortal Emperor and was fascinated by the power of the Dao Law.

Purple Whisker Zhenren suddenly thought of something, stretched out his right hand and pinched his fingers, his face changed suddenly, he sighed and said, "It's not good, the Six Realms are coming again!"

The disciples sensed Master's worries.

"Master, isn't the intersection of the Six Realms a legend?" asked the little apprentice who had just burned his pants puzzled.

Purple Whiskers raised his eyes and looked into the distance: "I also hope it is a legend, but unfortunately, it is true." ”

"Hasn't the Six Realms Staggered been restored by Qingping Daojun?" another apprentice asked.

Purple Whisker Zhenren stood up and came to the boulder to look at the vast sea of clouds: "Just as the stars move and the universe goes back and forth, the harmony of the Six Realms is also the natural result of the Dao Law, and the human world will experience a catastrophe that has not been encountered for thousands of years." ”

The little apprentice was a little scared: "Master, will Qingping Daojun come to save the world this time?"

Hearing this question, Purple Whisker Zhenren couldn't answer for a long time, and the apprentices all followed behind the master, looking at this world, everyone had a question in their hearts: "Master...... Isn't it old and confused? ”

"......Oooo

Purple Whisker frowned and was a little angry: "Who is it, so ignorant of the rules!"

An apprentice pointed to the master and said, "Master, this music is coming from your bosom."

Zi Xu remembered that his mobile phone was ringing, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his robe, picked up the phone, and shouted at the top of his voice, for fear that the other side would not be able to hear: "Hey...... Oh, that's the old man, you say...... Well...... It's gone?...... Is the coffin intact?...... Mmmm, don't keep a quiet deal about this! I'll have someone go down the mountain to help you solve it right away!"

After Zi Xu finished shouting, he was about to hang up the phone, but after clicking for a long time, he saw that the phone did not respond: "How can this thing be turned off?"

An apprentice stepped forward in the back, took the phone and hung up: "Master, you don't have to be so loud, the other party can hear it, by the way, don't you always have a mobile phone?"

Zi Xu was a little embarrassed, snatched the mobile phone into his arms, pointed to the mobile phone base station on the Yuntai Peak not far away, and said: "Two days ago, someone from the village pressed the antenna, and even this Yuntai Peak can use the mobile phone!

"Master, that's not an antenna, that's a cell phone base station!" an apprentice corrected Purple Whisker.

"Don't be verbose, chickens stand and ducks stand, you can call anyway!" Then Purple Whiskers turned his face to the bushes behind him and said, "Don't hide, I know you didn't go back!"

Hearing Master's words, Chu Yi came out of the bushes and said with a hippie smile: "Master, I can't hide anything from your old man's fire eyes." ”

Zixu sighed and said to Chu Yi: "You heard it just now, there was an accident in the ancestral grave of Jiejia Village, and all the bones in the grave were lost, so you are ordered to go down the mountain now and rush to Jiejia Village!"

The little apprentice next to him listened to the master's words, and his face changed.

Chu Yi's heart was like a flower, going down the mountain was simply a good time for him to have fun, as for the matter of Jiejia Village, he didn't pay attention to it at all, Chu Yi held back his joy in front of his senior brother and pretended to be surprised: "Ah, master, does that apprentice still want to clean the latrine, have you thought about it?"

Purple beard touched his beard: "Nonsense, come back and make up for it when it's done!"

"Yes! The apprentice will definitely live up to the master's trust!" Before he finished speaking, Chu Yi turned around and trotted away.

"Don't forget to bring a cloth bag back to the Taoist Temple!" Purple Whiskers reminded Chu Yi loudly.

"Got it!" Chu didn't look back and quickly disappeared from view.

Zi Xu looked at Chu Yi's back, with a sad expression, and secretly thought in his heart: "Chu Yi and Baiyun Guan have exhausted!"