Chapter 124: I love to grill shrimp
Coincidentally, I've seen this story before.
I saw it many years ago when I was studying at that pheasant university, in the QQ space of a non-mainstream girl in the class at that time.
The girl wrote this allusion in her own space at the time, and commented a few words after the event, to the effect that this is like love, you must leave a certain space for each other, and being too close may hurt each other.
This girl is very weird, she belongs to the type where you spend ten dollars to buy her a virtual costume in the online game she is addicted to, and she will be moved to accompany you in any pose.
and even the young men who went to her later "increased day by day".
These people were proud of their charm at the beginning, showing off their 'feats' for only ten dollars, and later they were ashamed to mention that they had a relationship with such a woman who was only worth ten dollars, and it was only half a year before and after.
Later, this girl naturally got some diseases that could not continue to maintain this income, so she simply quit gaming, and made a boyfriend who didn't know her details from another school.
This allusion was posted in her QQ space after she had that boyfriend.
The result? is that except for her real boyfriend, who has never had a substantive relationship with her, and thinks this girl is very holy, more than half of the poor students in the whole grade have given their first time to this girl at the cost of ten yuan.
Of course, this does not include me, who felt extravagant even to spend ten dollars for such a woman.
That was the first time I saw the story, and today this is the second time.
After listening to Lao Gu tell this story, I couldn't help but think for a while, as if I had returned to my school days, and after coming back to my senses, I was a little embarrassed and said: "Uncle Gu, I won't tell you, I have heard this story before, but you can't tell me, those two porcupines must be a male and a female, right?" Look at me again, to this day, how many years have I lived and how many years have I been single, this kind of chicken soup that should be poured into two people doesn't match me, why did you tell me about this? ”
Lao Gu chuckled and asked, "Really?" Are they all one male and one female? I really didn't pay attention to that, hehe. ”
I scratched my head and said, "Uncle Gu, you called me here to tell me this story?" Lao Gu exhaled and said, "Yes and no, in fact, a thousand, as far as I know, those porcupines may not all be one male and one female." ”
I looked at Lao Gu with puzzled eyes, and Lao Gu then asked, "How is the relationship between you and your friend, Zhang Mingchao, who you took him to the garage just now?" ”
Hey? Chen Zhonghai also asked a similar question before, do people like to inquire about the friendship of our juniors when they are older?
I didn't think much about it, so I replied in the same firm tone as the last time I replied to Chen Zhonghai: "Friends of life and death, you can 'entrust your wife and sacrifice your children'." ”
Old Gu smiled a little strangely, I didn't understand that his smile didn't believe my words, or didn't believe that I had this friendship with Brother Chao, but he laughed all of a sudden, so I didn't know what to say.
After a while, Lao Gu continued: "In that case, a thousand, Uncle Gu won't go around in circles with you..."
Speaking of this, Lao Gu seemed to intentionally or unintentionally reach out and adjust the angle of the computer screen slightly, and I unconsciously followed his movements to look at the monitor.
There's a black-and-white picture playing on it.,I can't see the specific content from my angle and distance.,But I can already see the layout of the picture.,It's a common four-panel black-and-white surveillance screen.,Presumably it's connected to a few cameras in the community.。
Looking at this screen, I suddenly reacted to one thing, I forgot to ask when Ah San went straight to the ground to find me just now, how did he know that I was in the underground garage?
Now that I see what it means... Just now, Lao Gu, they have been watching me and Brother Chao? I stayed with Brother Chao for a while, and it wasn't until we got close to the secret door that Ah San went down to call me, which... It's very targeted.
I was watching and thinking, Lao Gu spoke again: "Actually, dealing with people is a process, just like between you and us, isn't it also strange, and gradually becoming more and more familiar? You see, when you first moved into our community, it was inconvenient for you to attend the happy event next door, but now? Like the happy event of the west wind, we will take the initiative to ask you to participate, why? It's friendship, right? ”
I nodded, and motioned with my eyes for Gu to continue.
Lao Gu continued: "When the friendship arrives, you can do anything, but if the friendship is not reached, many things should still be kept at a distance, Qianqian, what were you and your friend doing in the garage just now?" ”
I scratched my head and thought about it and said, "It's nothing, it's... Just take a look and wander around..."
Lao Gu didn't delve into this issue, nodded and continued: "One thousand, Uncle wants to tell you one thing, if you think it's okay, let's talk about it." ”
Speaking of this, Lao Gu's eyes looked at me sincerely, and I hurriedly said, "Uncle Gu, you can just talk if you have something." ”
Lao Gu continued to look at me with that kind of look and said: "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's about our community, especially the underground garage, Uncle doesn't mind letting you know, it's because we have this friendship, Uncle treats you as his own." In the future, you will learn more little by little. But your friend is not from our community after all, so there is no need to tell outsiders about some things about our community, after all, who hasn't done anything about themselves? You see... May I? ”
I savored the meaning of the old saying, and it sounded as if on the one hand he was gradually showing me some things in the community little by little, and on the other hand, he didn't want me to tell people outside the community what he saw inappropriate.
In the current linguistic environment, the 'things that Lao Gu refers to that don't need to be said to outsiders' must be related to the secret door.
It's a bit of a strange request, but it doesn't seem excessive.
"Of course, Uncle didn't say that he wanted to stop you from making friends, not anything else, didn't Uncle let you bring your friends from outside during the community dinner?" Probably seeing that I was hesitating, Lao Gu added another sentence.
At this moment, it suddenly occurred to me in my mind, in fact, I didn't tell Brother Chao about the things in the community, Lao Gu couldn't know, he saw from the surveillance that I took Brother Chao to the secret door of the garage and called me to come up and say these words, then I won't take Brother Chao to the garage in the future.
Thinking of this, I said, "Hey, that's what I've been talking about for a long time?" Uncle Gu, you don't have to go around this bend, I won't mention the secret door below to my buddies in the future, it's not a big deal, hehe. ”
Lao Gu didn't mind that I directly clicked on the topic, but he said something that seemed to have a deep meaning: "Actually, it's not just that door, we will be more familiar with it in the future, and you will definitely know more and more about things on Uncle's side, so we won't tell people outside the community." That door will let you in one day, and we'll all be a family from now on. ”
I smiled and said, "Don't, I'm not very interested, Chen Haobei seems to have always wanted to go in, hehe, before Ah San said that the door leads to the rooftop, he always remembered it." ”
Lao Gu also smiled and said, "There is a chance, there is a chance, hehe." ”
It's an allusion and a friendship, and I didn't expect it to be this after going around.
After agreeing to Lao Gu, the two of us chatted for a few words, and it happened that Ah San came to him to deal with official business, so I took the opportunity to say goodbye and leave the property office.
I just left the office and I regretted it a little, I should have taken the opportunity to ask about the door, including what's behind the door, and the things about Meng Meng and Zephyr.
Alas, forget it, anyway, there will be opportunities in the future.
When I got home, Brother Chao was taking a nap with the strength of wine, and if I hadn't been woken up by my knock on the door, I wouldn't have been able to sleep for a while.
As for what I was doing at Lao Gu's place, Brother Chao didn't ask much, so I didn't say much.
Bored, we stared at each other and played with our phones all afternoon, and we discussed the matter of investigating the garage vehicles for a while, feeling that my previous train of thought must not work, and I had to think of other ways.
Until it was dark, I originally wanted Brother Chao to directly summon Xiaoxi and Wang Yang to come over, and the four of us had dinner together, but Chen Haobei suddenly disrupted our thoughts with a WeChat video invitation.
Before I could speak when I picked up Chen Haobei's video, he complained to me: "Qian'er, can you take care of your female colleague?" Why is it so annoying? I asked, "What do you mean Li Xiaomeng?" Why did she recruit you again? ”
Chen Haobei replied: "Dead skin, I told her clearly, if you don't take her to play tonight, she still has to find me, and what do you say is that she can be the east, is she stupid?" What do people want to ask me to do with her? ”
Brother Chao on the side looked at me curiously, I raised my eyebrows at him, and then said to Chen Haobei: "If she wants to go with you, you can take her with you, and you don't have to pay a penny, besides, how can people say that she is also a beauty, what's wrong?" Just your crooked and inferior looks, are you still suspicious of people giving you a discount? ”
Chen Haobei said angrily: "She looks good or not, don't you find how angry she is?" I told you that my status is up, it's inconvenient to be angry at women, she almost didn't me off last night, and she is still here today? The grandson is playing with her. ”
I asked a little curiously, "Why did she mess with you last night?" How good the girl behaved last night, she served you like an uncle, and poured you wine with food..."
"That's it! That's it! When it comes to Lao Tzu, he is particularly angry, you say, what is the greatest pleasure of eating crayfish? Isn't it the process of grilling shrimp? Look at her again, damn, patronize yourself and have fun, as soon as I stretched out my hand, I grabbed it directly and handed it to me after I finished picking it up, and I didn't pick up a shrimp all night! Lao Tzu is so big or the first time to eat crayfish and eat so aggrieved, you say it yourself, is she annoying or annoying?! ”
Chen Haobei interrupted me angrily, and at the same time said the reason why she was annoyed with Li Xiaomeng, Brother Chao, who was listening on the side, had already laughed, and I was a little dumb and said, "Ah... That's because of this? ”
My flat tone seemed to stimulate Chen Haobei, and the thing shouted loudly: "Is this still a small matter? ”
I hurriedly shook my head and said, "It's not small, it's not small, okay, I know, then I'll call Li Xiaomeng and say, I don't guarantee that I can speak well, that sister is also very persistent, anyway, you really want to continue to eat Xu Fat tonight?" ”
Chen Haobei's tone softened a little and said, "It's pretty much the same, yes, why don't I go if he wants to treat him?" By the way, you are also here, there are no outsiders today, Xu Fatzi said that he and his new object, I just saw a person lying next to you, it's your buddy Zhang Tianshi, right? It's all called, it's all called. ”
I thought about it, and it seemed that if I didn't eat for nothing, I asked hypocritically, "Call it all?" That... Is it appropriate? How embarrassing are you? There are only four people on my side. ”
Chen Haobei said very arrogantly: "Call! Don't say four, it's eight! ”
As soon as I heard it, hehe, I had a bottom in my heart. After chatting with Chen Haobei for a few more words, he hung up the video, and then directly dialed Li Xiaomeng's phone.
After dialing, I directly told her that Chen Haobei was very dissatisfied with her performance last night, and I didn't know what the specific dissatisfaction was, and I was inquiring, but he asked me to tell her that I wouldn't take her to play tonight.
Li Xiaomeng didn't say much to me on the phone, but just asked who would accompany Chen Haobei tonight? I didn't think there was anything I couldn't say, so I told her bluntly that Brother Chao and I would go as a four-person group.
After listening to my words, Li Xiaomeng still spoke in a flat tone, couldn't hear the happy and angry greetings, and hung up the phone after two sentences.
After hanging up the phone, I told Brother Chao all the ins and outs of the matter, and I didn't hide it from him when I asked Cai Liang for help, of course I can talk to Brother Chao.
After all the words, Brother Chao was also happy enough, he mainly thought that Li Xiaomeng was ridiculous, and pursued Chen Haobei so much, but he didn't even know where to make Chen Haobei unhappy.
The two of us were giggling and laughing, and suddenly my phone rang, and it turned out to be Wang Yang.
I couldn't help but laugh and picked up the phone and said, "Hey? Happy, I'm talking about calling you, are you off work? ”
Wang Yangmei replied to me, but said in a somewhat low tone: "Qianqian, I heard that you are going to have dinner tonight, and that gangster is unwilling to take Li Xiaomeng?" That one... Can you talk to the thugs, or take her with you? ”