Chapter 60: Fooling the Yellow Eyebrow King
Xiao Qiuyu also felt very embarrassed, seeing the waiter frequently looking sideways, his face was red to the root of his ears, he really regretted coming to eat in this luxuriously decorated restaurant, he should have gone to the roadside food stall earlier! …… He silently said in his heart, "I don't know him, I don't know him, I don't know him!" ”
What surprised the waiters even more was that the stomach of the King of Yellow Eyebrows seemed to be a bottomless pit, and he ate a whole table of delicacies, and then he rubbed his stomach with satisfaction and burped.
Looking at the table full of delicacies, Xiao Qiuyu was afraid that people would notice something strange, so he slipped away with his yellow eyebrows.
After a full meal, the King of Yellow Eyebrows said with satisfaction: "Dude, my King of Yellow Eyebrows was bullied by dogs in Pingyang, and Longyou was played with shrimp in the shallows...... After being in trouble for so long, you are the first person who is willing to help me, and I will definitely repay the kindness of today's meal in the future...... In the future, when I catch Tang Seng, I will definitely invite you to eat Tang Seng's meat together!"
"Come on, I'm not interested in human flesh...... Xiao Qiuyu hit mercilessly, "Moreover, I think you also know that you have entered a completely different world, there is no Tang Seng in this world at all, and you want to eat Tang Seng meat is completely daydreaming......
At the mention of this matter, the mood of the Yellow Eyebrow King was suddenly extremely low, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey, how could I fall to this point when I came to the Buddha to sit down as a boy from the east!"
Xiao Qiuyu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Do you want to understand the meaning of life...... No, I mean, do you want to go back to where you came from?"
Huang Mei was extremely excited, grabbed Xiao Qiuyu, and said with some eagerness, "Really, can I really go back? Do you really have a way to get me back?"
Back then, Huang Mei was the king of the mountain, and there were thousands of little demons under his command, and he lived a comfortable life...... Since coming to the real world, he has finally realized what tragedy is, being shot in the head with a pistol by JC in the street, turning into smoke and being swept into a vacuum cleaner, turning into a trash can and being thrown into a cigarette butt...... And he hadn't eaten enough for more than ten days in a row, if it weren't for his cultivation, I'm afraid he would have starved to death on the streets.
For this damn place, Huang Mei didn't want to stay for a day, he desperately wanted to return to Xiaoleiyin Temple and continue to live the days of yelling at five and drinking six, and being the king and hegemon.
Xiao Qiuyu smiled and said, "It's easy to say, if you give me the human seed bag, I will take you back to your world!"
Huang Mei suddenly frowned, and covered the human seed bag pinned to his waist...... This is an amazing treasure, the human seed bag and the golden cymbal, those are the two major artifacts that he is rampant in the world, and even Sun Wukong has suffered under these magic weapons!
Seeing King Huangmei behaving like this, Xiao Qiuyu knew that he was unwilling, so he said, "Think about it, there is nothing in this world, and you can only catch Tang Seng and eat Tang Seng meat by returning to your own world...... Compared to the temptation of immortality, what is the value of just one person planting a bag?"
Hearing this, Huang Mei slowly let go of his hand and muttered, "It seems to be a ......."
Xiao Qiuyu knew that there was a play, and continued: "A person's life is ...... No, what's the most important thing in a yokai's life? Money? Fame? Status? Strength? Magic weapon? …… No, the most important thing in a monster's life is life!!
Huang Mei's eyes widened.
Xiao Qiuyu continued to bewitch: "When you are old, lying on the hospital bed waiting for death to come, when you are dying, you will understand how precious life is...... If you were to live one more day with a magic weapon, you would not hesitate to agree! Because at that time, even living an extra minute and a second is an incomparably luxurious and incomparably enviable thing!"
"You're right! For the sake of immortality, I let go of things outside my body!" King Huangmei resolutely handed over the human seed bag and said, "Okay, the things have been given to you, you can take me back!"
Huang Mei is naturally not worried that Xiao Qiuyu will deceive ...... He could see that Xiao Qiuyu's ability was very weak, if he snatched the seed bag and ran away, then the Yellow Eyebrow King would be able to snatch it back in minutes.
"Then, let's go ......" Xiao Qiuyu used the time and space shuttle function of the glutinous chicken and duck, and took the Yellow Eyebrow King into the time and space tunnel and returned to the Tang Dynasty.
After sending the Huangmei King back to Xiaoleiyin Temple, Xiao Qiuyu returned to his own world.
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This time, Xiao Qiuyu didn't fall asleep for three days when he was excited about the "Magic Mobile" plane...... Whether it is a magic mobile phone that can be copied in large quantities, or a magic weapon that can collect people, it is a treasure that is hard to find.......
The only thing that disappointed Xiao Qiuyu was that although "Magic Mobile" was born from a fairy plane like "Journey to the West", it belongs to the content of secondary creation, so this plane is very low-magic, and the low-magic is so low that a superman strengthened by a magic mobile phone can fight with the King of Yellow Eyebrows...... Therefore, the power of the human seed bag in this world is really limited, and it is impossible to absorb immortals like in the original Journey to the West.
But even so, if you want to use the seed bag, you must have strong spiritual power, and now Xiao Qiuyu can't use it at all.
After returning to Earth, Xiao Qiuyu couldn't wait to use the magic phone to travel through time and space, he planned to go to the Tang Dynasty of his time to see if the gods, demons, fairies and demons in Journey to the West really existed...... However, Glutinous Chicken and Duck regretfully reminded: "I'm sorry, I can't pass through the space-time barrier of this plane. ”
"Why not? Obviously, he was in the world of "Magic Mobile" before......" Xiao Qiuyu was anxious, he had traveled through time and space before and sent away the King of Yellow Eyebrows, how could he return to his own world.
The cold electronic voice of the glutinous chicken and duck replied: "Each plane has its own unique laws of space and time, and at the beginning of the program setting of this mobile phone, the functions of time and space travel were specially compiled for the time and space laws of the plane of "Magic Mobile", and cannot be applied to other time and space ......
Xiao Qiuyu was stunned, originally he planned to rely on this magic phone to travel through time and space in other planes, and get the resources he wanted at will...... Now it seems that all this can only come to naught.
But even so, getting the magic phone is a great gain, Xiao Qiuyu can only comfort himself with "I am fortunate to have it, but I have lost my life".
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No longer caring about the time and space shuttle function that was no longer available, Xiao Qiuyu began to buy a large number of mobile phones, and constantly copied the data of the magic mobile phone, and then transferred it to these mobile phones, mass-produced glutinous chickens and ducks, ready to sell them on the forum for money.