And it just so happened that when Feng Lingche went out with his mobile phone to find a quiet place to be quiet, the mobile phone rang, it was the sound of information, Feng Lingche found a flower bed and sat down, unlocked and looked at the private message in the background of Weibo, and after clicking on it, the whole person was confused.

Great Demon King: Brother Ache, your reflex arc is really unbearable to compliment!

Great Demon King: Brother Ache, do you remember when you were a child, you held it in your arms all day long and taught the lady how to do it?

Great Demon King: Brother Ah Che, does Auntie know that you are so paralyzed and pretending to be cold? Do you know that you fantasize about having sex with a boy with phantom limbs every day?

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Feng Lingche closed himself, looking at the messages that the other party kept sending, he only felt that he was about to explode, and after taking a deep breath, he grinded his teeth and typed such a sentence.

VN Feng Ling Che: Xixi, is it fun to brush me?????

Great Demon King: It's fun, your reflex arc is very strong, but, Brother Ache, you really want to have a relationship with others, and you don't mind the phantom limbs?

VN Feng Lingche: How did I teach you to be a lady, Xixi, I think it is necessary to have a good talk with Aunt Han, send you to me, and definitely teach you to be a qualified lady!!!

Tracing the river snorted, looking at Feng Lingche's reply, I couldn't imagine that this person called Feng Lingche was a little brother who liked to talk in his ear very much when he was a child, and he thought it was just the same name, until just now, after Mommy said it, he was a little incredulous!

"Xixi, it turns out that you and the male god have known each other since childhood, stains, this fate." After reading the photos of Xixi when he was a child, Shu Cao unexpectedly found a photo of Feng Lingche and Tracing the River, and immediately ran over and asked.

"I didn't know that your male god was the one when I was a child, okay! It's just that I remember when I was a child, your male god was clearly a bad old man, how did you grow up and become paralyzed. "Suxi rolled his eyes, the difference is too big, he has been chattering in his ear when he was a child, and when he grew up, he was paralyzed.

"Xixi, the male god will come to the school to give a speech next Monday, will you go?" Shu Cao put the photo album aside and asked, I remember that the male god seemed to be going to give a speech, because the male god was suspended, no, to be exact, he finished his studies ahead of schedule.

"Go ahead! Come on, open the black, I'll take you flying, by the way, check if you've made progress, are you still stupid enough to tell you to go to the tower, you are going to die alone. Suxi directly diverted the topic, pushed Shucao and said, it seems to be the same whether to go or not, after all, I haven't seen each other for twelve years.

"Don't underestimate whether I'm good or not, and don't mention my black history, otherwise I'll sue my aunt." Shu Cao glared angrily at Tracing the river, this black history, let's not mention it, okay, do you want to treat me like this, I have made progress anyway, and there is no stupid person who runs to the tower.

After getting into the game, Shu Cao directly pulled the river, and the ID of Shu Cao was called: Grass Mud Horse Hulala.

"You've changed your stupid name again." Suxi looked at the ID of Shu Cao, the corners of his mouth twitched, what was the name of the previous ID, it seems that your father called me aunt.

"What a stupid dick is not a stupid dick, this is called funny, come on, open, I play with Daji." After Shu Cao directly clicked on the match, he selected the hero, directly locked Daji, and said with a smile.

Su Xi shook his head, this stupid kid is going to make jokes again, after locking Xiao Qiao, he started the game with a slippery start, and after entering the game interface, as the four words of the whole army attacked, the heroes of both sides came out.

Tracing the river followed Shu Cao in the middle of the road, and after seeing that Shu Cao was the second skill, he said weakly: "Caocao, what is your first skill point?" ”

"Red red little heart! Isn't it all like this, just go up and cut it when you're dizzy! Shu Cao looked at Suxi with a confused face and said, and then successfully consumed his blood to the remnants of blood, and immediately ran back to the tower and returned to the city.

"Who taught you this?" The corners of Suxi's mouth twitched, you can do it, the second skill stunned the other party, but you are not the opponent of the other party's Angela at all!

"The little brother who took me to play last time taught me! He told me that he had encountered the enemy, two, three, one! Isn't that right? Shu Cao blinked and asked, isn't that right?

"You see how many levels you have first, you can't beat Angela at the first level, okay, one, two, one, three, and you can have one set after the fourth level." Suxi suddenly felt that taking Shu grass was a cheat, for no other reason, this guy only knew how to rush forward, and didn't know what it was called a detour.

After seeing Shu Cao give away the head again, Su Xi grinded his teeth and looked at Shu Cao hatefully: "Big brother, retreat quickly after one set, what are you still standing there stupidly for?" ”

"Aren't you standing there and collecting people's heads?" Shu Cao asked stupidly and sweetly, last time that little brother was standing there and asked me to collect my head!

"Hehe, you just rush in with the soldiers." Suxi took a deep breath, I was about to be by this family, don't you know to see the teaching? I'm tired!

"This can be there."

With Shu Cao's answer, Su Xi saw that Shu Cao operated Da Ji and rushed directly into the tower with the soldier line, and then ordered the tower there after the soldier died, and then after the death of the warped one, his head was tilted, and he looked at Su Xi with a pouted mouth and said: "Xixi, you lie to people, I am still dead." ”

"Big brother, how did I teach you last time, I saw that the last soldier was almost bloodless, and retreated!" Tracing the river is no longer able to complain, I think what I handed over to you is for nothing, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out.

"Oh, got it." Shu Cao nodded, waiting for a resurrection, and at each resurrection, he saw Xiao Qiao chasing the other party's monkey to the death, and directly took down the monkey one after another, and couldn't help but be envious.

"Xixi, I want to play Xiao Qiao, so handsome, so good at killing." Shu Cao watched Xiao Qiao kill with envy, and her hands were a little itchy.

"You play your Daji first! Out of the hat, out of the teeth of nightmares. Suxi glanced at Shu Cao's outfit, clicked on the equipment column and booked a hat for her, and continued to harvest.

However, after the resurrection, Shu Cao squatted in the haystack and waited for Angela to come, and finally waited for Angela to come, and after two and three, he hurriedly retreated, hiding under the tower, and watched Angela, who could be taken away with one skill, return to the tower and return to the city.

After feeling that he could be a person in seconds, Shu Cao's confidence doubled and he continued to squat on the grass, but the result was that after squatting to Angela, both confessed.

"Hehe, Xixi, I killed one, killed one, I'm amazing... Let's do it! ”