Well...... Ye Mengmeng glanced at the waiter next to her, looking like she wanted to speak and stopped.

Emperor Qianyou is an old fritter, so he naturally understands, glanced at the attendants, and waved his hand, "You all stand back." ”

"Yes!" The chamberlains retreated.

The surroundings suddenly became empty, and Emperor Qianyou snorted and said, "Okay, you can also get up and talk back."

"Emperor Xie!" Ye Mengmeng got up with a smile.

Emperor Qianyou looked at her with his eyes and said slowly, "You seem to be very happy?"

"Of course," Ye Mengmeng raised her eyebrows and said with a smile, "The slave's head is saved, so you don't have to go to the Punishment Division, of course the slave is very happy." ”

Emperor Qianyou looked at her carefully, and said unhurriedly: "You don't seem to be very afraid of me?"

Ye Mengmeng shrugged: "The emperor won't hurt the slave maid, why should the slave and maid be afraid of the emperor?"

"Oh, so confident? If I want your head, it's easy. ”

"This slave and maid believe," Ye Mengmeng stuck out her tongue, "but the slave and maid know that the emperor always likes the head of the slave maid, and he will definitely not cut it off easily." ”

"Really?" Emperor Qianyou smiled slightly, "Does your head contain some gold and silver treasures so treasured?" So I can't bear to cut it off? ”

Ye Mengmeng pretended to be mysterious and lowered her voice and said: "The head of the slave maid is not pretending to be a baby, isn't the emperor clear?" Hehe, now, whoever gets the head of a slave can get the whole world, do you say baby or not? ”

Emperor Qianyou's heart jumped with a "bang", but his complexion did not change at all, and he still looked light and breezy.

"I already have the world, what more do I need in the world? Amusing! ”

Ye Mengmeng tilted her head to look at him and suddenly smiled.

Emperor Qianyou frowned and said, "What are you laughing at?"

Ye Mengmeng smiled leisurely: "Your Majesty, your world is just an appearance, not a real world."

"Appearances? How so? ”

"Your Majesty, the slave admits that you are very wise and martial, wise and brave, but now your situation is really internal and external."

Emperor Qianyou stared at her and did not speak.

Ye Mengmeng put her hands behind her back and talked eloquently.

"Internal worries: Half of the ministers of the DPRK and China are not your people, and the top leaders of several important departments are not your people. As for who they are, let's ...... Ahem, I don't know what to say, you know that I know what he knows, and God knows the gods and immortals, that's it. As for the external troubles, the neighbors of Nanchu are really not worry-free, either yesterday the Northern Desert harassed the border pass, or today Xiyi raised troops to attack...... Alas, you can't relax on either side. Your Majesty, you said that you worry about these state affairs all day long, so there are still people who don't work hard? I want to solve the problem of my henchmen, but I have more than enough heart and not enough strength......"

The more Emperor Qianyou listened, the more shocked he became, and said in a hoarse voice: "You, who are you?"

"Me? Of course the slave is the little eunuch of the East Palace, haha! Ye Mengmeng smiled so much that her eyes turned into crescents.

Emperor Qianyou stared at her and said word by word: "Okay, in that case, what is the purpose of you coming to me?"

Ye Mengmeng was surprised: "Hey, doesn't the emperor know?"

"How would I know?"

"Didn't the slave tell the emperor just now? The crown princess wanted to kill the slave maid, and the slave had to seek the emperor's protection in order to escape for her life. ”

"Oh, that's it?"

"Of course," Ye Mengmeng pretended to be surprised, "Does the emperor think this is a trivial matter?" Why does the crown princess want the head of the slave? It's not to snatch the slave's things, Your Majesty, you must not let her succeed......"

Emperor Qianyou stared at her for a while, and suddenly smiled faintly: "Okay, your safety has been taken over, then, shouldn't you show your sincerity?"

"Of course," Ye Mengmeng rubbed her stomach and rolled her eyes, "Your Majesty, the slave is so hungry, do you know that since I drank a little porridge last night, I haven't eaten any water and rice until now." ”

"Hungry?" Emperor Qianyou stared at her.

"Yes, I'm hungry! As the saying goes, people are iron and rice is steel, and if you don't eat one meal, you will be hungry and panic, and I haven't eaten two meals. ”

Emperor Qianyou nodded, and an elegant smile appeared on his face, "It's not easy to be hungry?" After speaking, he turned around gracefully, "Let's go?" ”

"Where to go?"

"Didn't you say you were hungry?"

Ye Mengmeng jumped up with joy, "Your Majesty, do you take the slave maid to the imperial dining room for dinner?" ”

"Isn't that right? The most and most complete meals in the imperial dining room, you can eat whatever you want, you can eat as long as you want, even if your stomach bursts, no one cares about you......"

Ye Mengmeng smiled with joy, clapped her hands and smiled: "Oh yes, your majesty, you are simply too generous, too powerful, the bearing of this ninety-five is extraordinary, where is the princess Niangniang's little family can compare?" That mother-in-law is so stingy that she doesn't eat a bowl of porridge, and she still expects me to be good to her? ”

Emperor Qianyou smiled slightly: "Let's go, sycophant!"

"Hey, that's good!" Ye Mengmeng followed along, leaving a group of dumbfounded minions.

After a while, they arrived at the Qiande Palace, and in the backyard of the Qiande Palace, there was a special imperial dining room for the emperor to prepare meals.

The emperor's sudden arrival caught the imperial dining room off guard, causing the people in the imperial dining room to panic and turn their backs.

When the chief of the cow and the tall and tall chief of the house, with the deputy chief of the cook, the chief of the cook, and so on, knelt at the door of the imperial dining room in black, and when the chief saw the bright yellow corners of the emperor's clothes, he really believed that the rare emperor entering the kitchen was really happening in front of his eyes.

Emperor Qianyou stood still, turned around and squinted at Ye Mengmeng, and smiled slightly, "Go in, eat whatever you like." ”

Where is Ye Mengmeng waiting for him to say it a second time? Immediately cheered, left everyone and rushed into the imperial dining room.

Chefs: ......

Didn't the emperor come to check on their work? What's the matter with this fair, white, slender and thin little eunuch?

After Ye Mengmeng ran into the imperial dining room, the dining room was full of dazzling delicacies from the mountains and seas, wine and delicacies. Because the emperor has just come down to the court, he hasn't had time to have lunch yet.

Ye Mengmeng pounced, grabbed a handful on this plate, grabbed a handful on that plate, and sent it to his mouth, where does it matter if it is meat and vegetarian?

Suddenly, she shouted again and ran to the window. It turned out that on the table in front of the window, there was a small jar of fine wine. She lifted the lid, and a pure aroma of wine entered her nose.

She took a deep breath, at this moment, there was no need for a wine glass, grabbed a long spoon next to her and scooped a spoonful of wine, handed it into her mouth and tasted it, wow, the taste is pure and fragrant, grandma's, it is worthy of the emperor's wine, and the ordinary wine is different.

I was greedy for a while, took an extra sip, drank it and wanted to drink it, and took another sip, until finally my brain was dizzy and staring, and the world spun around for a while, and I fell on the board with a "bang". The plate was shattered......