"I'll cut! I'll chop! I'll kill you with a sword! If you work harder, you're about to clear the level......"

Covered in dirt, Tatsuno is hiding in a dilapidated Internet café in a small county town, and is quickly operating the character with red eyes to attack a super boss. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info saw that he was about to run out of blood, and in a gorgeous sword shadow, his hand speed of more than 20 years of singleness suddenly exploded!

Bang!

The gorgeous ashes of the super boss, a 36D girl in ancient costume, with only a few pieces of cloth hanging on her body, suddenly appear on the computer screen and make an exaggerated victory pose.

Mixed with the smell of instant noodles, stinky socks and stinky sweat, Tatsuno took a long deep breath like a drug, smiled and slumped on the dark chair: "Finally cleared!"

At this time, the voice of the girl in ancient costume came from the headset, and she was as sexy as a stunner: "Congratulations to [Not Long Aotian] for becoming the first player to clear this game, do you know how to accept the mystery gift package?"

Long Ye was excited, staring at the big screen with an excited face, Damn, this pit daddy's game really has a mysterious gift package?!

This online game, called "Stupied Continent", was introduced to Long Ye by a bad old man a year ago, and told him mysteriously that this online game has a gift package of what kind of cow b at the end.

Given that the old man said that he had not cleared the level after playing for most of his life, Tatsuno didn't care at the time, thinking that the old man had burned out his brain without staying up late...... Until now, this system actually prompted that there is really a big gift package!

"Could it be an inflatable doll?"

Tatsuno thought about it obscenely, and then decisively clicked [yes].

Swish!

A piece of white light suddenly rushed out, enveloping Long Ye, and he only heard a sound, and he lost consciousness.

I don't know how long it has been~~~~

Suddenly, Tatsuno felt like he had been hit on the head by something!

Subconsciously, he thought it was the uncle who slammed the door, so he immediately rubbed his eyes and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Damn, you are a dead network administrator, don't you just fall asleep and owe money, is it necessary to disturb the labor and management to sleep!"

Tatsuno, who opened his eyes, took off the baked cake on his head, and was about to scold again, but found that the tattered machine in front of him was gone......

Instead, there is a yakiniku stall!

In front of the stall, there is a fart child leading a two-meter-high... Mutant dogs?

Looking around, those buildings with high and low staggered heights are all cast out of simple tile bricks, which are magnificent and antique. The people walking around are still wearing ancient linen!

In the distance, the sun is about to set...... Wait, how is Nima two suns?

it!

So what kind of gift package is for people to cross?

After Long Ye was shocked, he was so angry that he stomped his feet, Nima, how can labor and management cultivate, this bullshit gift package is just a cheat!

At this moment, a stream of information suddenly frantically poured into Long Ye's mind.

It turns out that this is an alien world that follows the law of the jungle!

Tatsuno, who was born with waste materials, was first expelled from the sect, and when he returned to the family, he was sent to the bottom to sell baked cakes for the family industry......

Both parents died, and he was looked down upon by the whole world, and the previous 'Tatsuno' felt that he had nothing to love after selling the baked cakes for eighteen days, so he ate eighteen baked cakes in a row and choked to death.

It just happened to be possessed by the dragon field that crossed over!

Choked ......

Long Ye almost ran out of breath, this is too spineless, can't he find some dignified way to die, such as hitting tofu or something, alas.

Seeing that Tatsuno didn't speak for a long time, the little kid shouted, "Hey, do you sell baked cakes?"

Roar!

The mutant dog roared angrily, and the sound was so loud that Long Ye was so frightened that he almost fell down, and quickly handed him the baked cake.

"Baby, let's go. Glancing at Tatsuno with disdain, the little kid led the giant dog away.

Boom!

I was despised as soon as I crossed over, and I was still a little kid!

If it was on the earth, he Long Ye would be able to bully a group of kindergarten people, and he didn't use his hands, but now, this Nima is in the other world, and the people here started cultivating at the age of three, and the seven-year-old kid just now is a first-class martial artist, and he can break boulders in his chest, and he is so thin, isn't he looking for abuse?

Long Ye was depressed, and ate the baked cakes angrily, and at this moment, a light girl's voice came from behind him: "Senior brother, are you stealing the baked cakes again?"

Tatsuno turned around, and suddenly saw a girl standing in front of him, this girl is more beautiful than any woman on the earth in terms of appearance, figure, and even temperament.

Long Ye silently drooled, habitually wanting to tease, but suddenly remembered that this girl's name was Long Xi, an abandoned baby picked up by her parents in her early years, and then followed her to the sect, even if she quit the sect, she still called herself senior brother, and she was the only one who would not look down on herself so far, and even helped herself.

For example, yesterday, Long Ye only sold ten baked cakes, according to the family rules, he must have been punished, but fortunately, Long Xi took action and bought all the remaining baked cakes.

With such a beautiful and kind-hearted girl, Long Ye naturally would not be frustrated, scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly: "That, little junior sister, I sold baked cakes for a day, and I was a little hungry." ”

"Yes. ”

With his little hands behind his back, Long Xi tilted his little head and came up, "How much did you sell today, senior brother?"

"It's all here. Tatsuno handed her the money bag.

Long Xi stretched out his green jade fingers and counted them carefully, and a pair of eyes as clear as stars suddenly flapped a few times: "Senior brother, is there nineteen less baked cakes, or nineteen less copper plates?"

Well, Tatsuno ate eighteen of them before, and he held another one in his hand, so he had to laugh dryly: "I ate one." ”

"And eighteen?"

"I was eaten by Tatsuno before......"

Tatsuno said truthfully.

But obviously, Long Xi understood it and thought it was what he ate.

Sighing, Long Xi took out a silver piece from his waist purse and instructed Long Ye, "Senior brother, you can take it first, and deal with Steward Long later." ”

Whether it is on Earth or in the other world, Long Ye is used to being alone, and no one has ever been so good to him, and Long Ye is still quite grateful in his heart.

However, at this moment, a gloomy voice ruined the entire atmosphere: "Third Miss, if you do this, aren't you afraid that Steward Long will know about it, will he die even more miserably?"

Long Xi turned around, and when he saw someone coming, his eyebrows suddenly wrinkled: "Captain Gu Su Yang." ”

"Hehe, don't be angry, Miss San, it's just a joke, after all, Ben Shao has no interest in getting along with a waste. ”

Gu Su Yangwei didn't look at Long Ye from beginning to end, and showed a smile that he thought was handsome to Long Xi, "As long as the third lady goes to the restaurant with me for a drink, this matter can be regarded as not seeing it." ”

Laughing at Long Ye is just his habit, and his real goal is actually to bubble Longxi.

However, Long Xi was not interested, and was about to refuse politely, but saw Long Ye smile and said, "Yes, yes, little junior sister, you will go to the bar with Young Master Gusu!"

Speaking, under Long Xi's puzzled gaze, Long Ye walked towards Gusu Yangwei and talked in a serious manner: "Little junior sister, you see, this young master Gusu has good facial features, handsome and chic, a good figure, and a good life, for such a perfect person, I can only say ......"

Taking advantage of Gusu Yangwei's slackness, Long Ye suddenly picked up a piece of baked cake, and it was a mess in his face like lightning, and while he couldn't open his eyes, he smashed him in the face a few times, "I'll drink your paralyzing wine!"

The style of painting reverses too fast!

Long Xi was dumbfounded!

Captain Gu Su Yang roared angrily on the ground, 'Catch him'.

"Let you scold me for shit!"

replied angrily, Long Ye turned around decisively, grabbed Long Xi's hand and ran! Nima, run away after pretending, it was too exciting.

"Stop!"

Behind him, there was a shout from the guards of the Gusu family.

Long Ye was about to let Long Xi go home and go to deal with them by himself, when a familiar electronic voice suddenly sounded in his head.

"Detected the player's thick obscene physique, and successfully activated the demon system!"

"Congratulations to the player [Long Ye] for activating the demon system, and a newbie gift package is included!"

Nani!

Isn't this the system in "The Continent of Spachod"? What's wrong with my brother's head!