Chapter 6: The True Meaning of Race
The Hawkmen, a race native to Nagan, possess great strength, keen and high-speed senses, rapid self-healing, and hardiness.
The above content is all made up by Cheng Shi after racking his brains in combination with network knowledge.
"Isn't Hawkman a superhero under DC Comics? Caricature! Hey, comics! How can I have a living one in my house? Will the hawkmen in DC Comics be reincarnated? What life is she? Decent or villainous? Are there any other ones on Earth? The more Cheng Shi thought about it, the more unbelievable he felt, "Could this be an eagle man who likes to draw comics who has drawn himself alive?" Maleon? Drawing your own doesn't make sense logically? ”
"Ah...... Hawkman? I've read DC comics and I didn't expect it to be true. Cheng Shi pretended to be calm and said, after saying that, he suddenly didn't know where to put his hands, and finally subconsciously put them on his knees, trying to control his legs not to shake, "That's ...... You...... When did you come to Earth? Are you still used to living here? ”
Cheng Shi regretted it after asking, "What's the problem with this Nima?" People can eat and sleep, what are they not used to. Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
"Ah...... I've always been on Earth, and comics, like novels, are derived from life, and most of the storylines have deep processing. Yang Yang said unhurriedly.
"Oh...... Do you usually eat mainly vegetarian or meat? Cheng Shi finally asked the question he was most worried about.
Yangyang was stunned when he heard Cheng Shi's words: "Landlord, what's wrong with you?" The two of us met together eating noodles in the city, have you forgotten? I've lived on Earth since I was born, and like most of you humans, I'm not picky eaters. After speaking, he showed an affirmative and sincere expression.
"Okay...... All right...... I'm sorry for the offending question. Cheng Shi let out a long sigh after speaking.
In fact, the eagle man in front of him, except for the fact that he transforms when he fights, and occasionally speaks is not very logical, it seems that there is really no offense to Cheng Shi, if he doesn't know that she will transform, but is more like a pistachio, so Cheng Shi feels that as long as she can pay the rent normally in the future, she will endure everything else, including not calling the police or reporting to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, but then again, even if she doesn't pay the rent on time, Cheng Shi can't do anything to her.
"Cut...... It's okay, and you're polite to me. Yang Yang waved his hand after speaking, "Landlord, is there anything to eat at home, we don't seem to have dinner yet, I'm hungry." After Yang Yang finished speaking, he got up and went to get the kettle on the coffee table to boil water.
Cheng Shi heard Yangyang's words and got up and walked towards the kitchen, and after a while, Cheng Shi's voice came out of the kitchen: "I rarely cook at home, and now the kitchen only has instant noodles, eggs and ham sausages, do you want to eat them?" ”
"I eat, I eat, I like noodles so much, instant noodles, somen noodles." Yang Yang also came to the kitchen with joy, daring to love this girl when it comes to eating, she likes it very much, is it because she has been hungry for too long before?
Cheng Shi's other cooking skills may not be good, but this instant noodle kung fu is first-class, bang, bang, bang, Cheng Shi tossed out two nights of hot instant noodles in the kitchen, you look at the instant noodles, the color and flavor are complete, and the noodle soup is covered with an omelette, and two rows of sliced ham sausages are placed on top of the omelette.
"It's out of the pot, it's out of the pot, Yangyang, let it go, this bowl is hot." Cheng Shi shouted as he sent the noodles to Yang Yang, "How is it?" Ensure that the color and flavor are complete. Cheng Shi said happily, the fear of the giant-eyed girl had been forgotten.
"Wow...... Landlord, you're too powerful, no, I can't just eat like this, I have to take a photo and send it to a circle of friends first. Yang Yang said happily and patted Cheng Shi's shoulder to show encouragement.
"Landlord, do you see my phone? My phone seems to be missing? Yang Yang shouted while rummaging through the bag he was carrying, "No, I'm going to look for it in the big bag upstairs." With that, he walked up the stairs.
Cheng Shi hurriedly went up and stopped Yangyang, "You wait a while, instant noodles can't be left for too long, they won't taste good after a while, if you want to take pictures, I'll make it for you again when I have a chance in the future, hurry up and eat it." ”
"But my mobile phone is also very important, if I lose it, I won't have any business in the future." Yang Yang muttered, "Hey...... Landlord, you dial my mobile phone number, maybe it fell somewhere, I can't put my phone in a big bag, I used it in the car when we came back from the city. ”
1-3-8-2-3-8-0-*-*-*-*-*, Cheng Shi started dialing Yangyang's mobile phone number and pressed the speakerphone button.
"I'm sorry, but the phone you made is on a call." The voice came from Cheng Shi's mobile phone.
"It's over, it's over, it's definitely lost." Yangyang turns in circles.
Hang up and dial again.
"I'm sorry, but the number you made is not in the service area."
Hang up and dial again.
"I'm sorry, but the number you made was empty."
Hang up and dial again.
"I'm sorry, but the phone you made is off."
"Nima, is the mobile phone used by this supernatural creature also supernatural, and there are four different prompt tones in four calls." Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
Hang up and dial again.
"I'm sorry, but the phone you made is off."
"Looks like it's lost." Cheng Shi spread out his hand after speaking, "You're mainly worried that the contact data in your phone will be lost, right?" Cheng Shi looked at Yang Yang, who was still spinning in circles, and asked.
Yang Yang nodded when he heard Cheng Shi's words.
"No, the phone is also very important, and if you lose it, you have to buy a new one." Yang Yang said anxiously, as if he was recalling something, "I remember that I put it in my coat pocket, it must have been lost during a fight with that damn stinky monkey, it stirred up my hot pot and a down jacket, and now I lost a mobile phone, I must avenge this revenge." Yang Yang said indignantly to himself.
This time, Cheng Shi could be regarded as hearing clearly, his brain had been in vibration mode at the scene of the crime before, and he didn't hear a few words clearly at what Yang Yang said at that time.
"Damn stinky monkeys? What the heck? Is Goku alive too? No way? Is that the master of the Heavenly Palace? Wouldn't you come and tear down the house in the middle of the night? Cheng Shi muttered again in his heart.
"Alright...... Come on...... Don't go around in that place, my eyes are dizzy when I see it, so sit down and eat. Cheng Shi waved his hand at Yangyang, and when he saw Yangyang slowly quieting down and preparing to eat, Cheng Shi asked, "What kind of mobile phone do you use?" Is there an automatic backup of data? ”
"A domestic Android phone." Yang Yang spread out his hand, "What data backup?" I don't even understand, I lost my phone less than half a year after I bought it, and I was worried to death. ”
"Oh...... Then do you seriously recall, when the mobile phone was activated and used, did you let you register or log in to any account? Usually the account number is your mobile phone number, and the password is usually a dynamic SMS verification code, is there any? Cheng Shi looked at Yang Yang and said seriously.
"Yike...... I thought about it, and there really is, landlord, why are you so good that you can even guess this? Yang Yang put down the chopsticks in his hand and said in surprise, "Is there any use in saying this?" ”
"Oooh...... Of course it's useful.,Columbia University is a computer major.,Domestic mobile phones are generally backed up by default cloud.,Maybe I can get the contact information back in your phone.。 Cheng Shi couldn't help but feel a little excited when he thought that his undergraduate major finally had a place to use once.
"Really? Then when we finish eating, you can help me get it back, landlord, this instant noodles are so delicious, do you say that inviting me to eat hot pot still counts? Yang Yang said as he gulped down instant noodles.
"You eat slowly, don't choke, what I said must count, your mobile phone contact information will definitely not be found today, you have to wait until tomorrow you take your ID card to go to the mobile business hall to report the loss of your mobile phone number, and then reissue a mobile phone card, and then I can try to help you find your mobile phone contacts, do you have an ID card?" Cheng Shi stretched out his hands.
"Oh, of course I have an ID, so shouldn't I buy a new phone tomorrow?" It's so sad. After Yang Yang finished speaking, he had a loveless expression.
"Anyway, how much did you buy that phone?" Cheng Shi asked casually, in fact, Cheng Shi was very curious about how to write the nationality column on Yangyang's ID card, but he was embarrassed to speak.
"It's expensive, nine hundred and ninety-nine." Yang Yang blurted out.
"Ahem...... cough ......" Cheng Shi, who was drinking water, almost choked when he heard Yangyang's words, "After a while, you go to my room, I have a few obsolete mobile phones there, which one do you like, my brother will give it to you." ”
"Landlord, you give me clothes for a while, give me a mobile phone for a while, and now I have a self-proclaimed 'brother', but I'm still underage." After Yang Yang finished speaking, he looked at Cheng Shi suspiciously, revealing a shy expression.
Cheng Shi slapped him in the face.
"I'll it, God is really fair, it seems that creatures with too strong instincts will have lower skill points in intelligence, when will this society be able to catch girls with old clothes and old mobile phones? I'm fucking, I haven't received a dime in rent until now, and I'm a part-time driver, a cook, and I'm sending you clothes and a mobile phone, I'm helping that stinky monkey creature I haven't seen before fill the hole, okay? Anyway, why do I always fill the holes it digs? No, I also have a grudge against the stinky monkey. Cheng Shi muttered in his heart, thinking of the strange experience of half a day, he wanted to hit the wall at this moment.
"Ahem...... cough ......" Cheng Shi coughed lightly, "You think too much, do you use a second-hand mobile phone to fish for girls?" Anyway, is there anything wrong with you having an extra human brother? Do you have food, drink, and shelter in my house, and what else is there that you can't take care of? Cheng Shi said in a somewhat uplifted tone.
"Then I'll pay you the rent." Yang Yang said without thinking, and after saying that, seeing Cheng Shi's instantly petrified expression, he suddenly realized, "The rent will be given to you tomorrow." After saying that, he stuck out his tongue and grimaced by the way.
Cheng Shi was helpless after listening to Yangyang's words, but he was also helpless, every time he wanted to be angry with this superhuman little sister, he was always telling him in his heart: "It's important to save your life, it's important to save your life." "So this anger is suffocated every time.
"By the way, can you tell me what kind of creature that 'stinky monkey' you are talking about? Don't tell me it's Wukong who went down to earth? You shouldn't be able to beat Monkey King now, right? Cheng Shi said jokingly.
"Hmph...... Too lazy to pay attention to you. Yang Yang pouted after speaking, "What kind of mess, and Monkey King?" I've watched too much of Journey to the West. ”
"Of course I know it's not Wukong, everyone is fighting to defeat the Buddha now, then there is still kung fu to make trouble in this mortal world, you tell me about it, let me also understand the things in your demon world." Cheng Shi has now completely let go, and his speech is becoming more and more bold.
"What? What demon world? You're a monster, we're just not the same race as you humans. Yang Yang stared at Cheng Shi with wide eyes, as if he was about to transform.
Cheng Shi saw Yangyang's eyes wide, and subconsciously used his arm to block in front of him, "easy...... easy…… You don't want to transform, I just want to know a little more about the situation and see if I can help, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, I won't ask, I really won't ask. ”
"Look at you, I'm too lazy to transform, hurt your vitality, cut!" Yang Yang said disdainfully, "It's okay to tell you, it's a bat monkey that was formed by grabbing land with me in the forest a long time ago." ”
"I'll go, bat monkey? Is there such a creature? What skills does it have? Isn't a vampire a bat a sperm? Cheng Shi asked curiously while sorting out his three views.
"What? Becoming a sperm? Race! Do you understand race? Werewolves are not changed by wolves, and we hawkmen are not changed by eagles, and werewolves can become wolves, which is the skill of werewolves, and the reverse is not valid. Yang Yang said fiercely.
It is said that the logic of this young lady of the eagle man is not messed up at all when she explains her race, which not only makes Cheng Shi surprised.
"Oops...... Finally figured it out.,It's a different race.,It's interesting.,Okay.,It's not early.,It's an afternoon of tossing today.,I'm tired.,Go to bed early.。 After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he walked towards the stairs.
Miss Hawkman didn't pay attention to Cheng Shi's words, she just nestled on the small sofa and watched TV aimlessly, Cheng Shi and Miss Hawkman got along for most of the day, and finally confirmed that the other party was harmless to humans and animals, and it seemed that she could sleep peacefully today.