Chapter 399: The Fall Is Endless
Although Chen Zhonghai didn't take me away as agreed before when he left the community, I never hated him because of the fact that I couldn't do it.
Even after learning that he left me a 'favor' with Cai Liang, I was still somewhat grateful to him. Now, when I saw this 'Forgetfulness Pill', the only trace of resentment I had towards him was completely gone.
The vulgar name of 'Forgetfulness Pill' was given to the expired Mai Lisu by myself.
Originally, in terms of the medicinal value of this thing, it should actually be called 'Remembering Love Pill', but I think 'Forgetting Love Pill' is better, and no one will raise the bar with me anyway, so I silently call it that.
When I was putting Chen Zhonghai's rags back up, Xiaorou knocked on my door, and seeing that she came so coincidentally, I deeply felt that I would be so sorry for her if I didn't let her help me wash the pile of rags.
So under my unseen command, Xiaorou obediently carried the box of torn clothes back to her own house.
When I was snickering and was about to hurry out to find Chao Ge, Xiaorou came again, and she told me that all the clothes had been put into the washing machine, fully automatic.
I quickly told her that the materials of these clothes were precious and could not be machine washed, only hand washed. However, this time Xiao Rou told me very firmly that those clothes were so dirty that they should either be machine washed or thrown away, and there was no third option.
I looked at Xiaorou's white and tender little hands, and couldn't help sighing, and chose to compromise, yes, you can wash it if you like.
When I went downstairs to eat with Xiaorou, I would sneak in my pocket from time to time, and I was a little absent-minded about eating the whole meal.
The delicate Xiaorou saw that I was abnormal and asked me if there was something on my mind? I thought about it and told her very frankly that my buddy Zhang Mingchao has not been in a good mood recently, and I am a little relieved, and I am going to see him in the afternoon.
These few words are said to the lie detector that there is no problem, and I simply admire my own wisdom.
I know my friendship with Brother Chao, so she didn't say much, after dinner, we parted ways, she went back to her house, and I went to find Brother Chao.
I didn't take a taxi or a bus, but I chose to walk first, because I had to sort out my thoughts.
If I want to change to the previous super brother, I can directly stuff this forgetful pill into his mouth, and I can also scold him into it. But according to his current emotional state, if I force something into his mouth, we will fight if we don't get it right.
And I deeply feel that I can't beat him in his current state.
So how to fool him... No, how do you coax him to eat it?
I bought a box of Mai Lisu at a roadside supermarket along the way, compared it, it is indeed very similar, except that the color is a little darker, there is no visual difference, only close to the mouth can smell the taste is not right.
How good is that? If I tell him openly, hey, buddy, your personality is so perverted now because you have amnesia, you can recover your memory after eating this thing, and as soon as your memory is restored, you can change back to the well-behaved and cute you you used to be...
If I say that, don't say that I gave it to him, and now that we have a relationship, I don't believe it even if he tells me this.
Why don't you grind it and mix it into the soup for him to eat? What if this thing only works if it is taken in this shape? Wouldn't I have wasted Chen Zhonghai's good intentions?
Thinking about it, it seems that there is only one way out, and this thing will definitely not be eaten when it is sober, so find an opportunity to get drunk and feed it.
As for whether the combination of alcohol and this medicine will affect the efficacy? I can't care about that much anymore.
Flipping through the phone, Brother Chao hasn't replied to me on WeChat, I don't know if he really hasn't woken up until now or doesn't want to pay attention to me.
I'm a very reasonable person, if you don't want to ignore me, I can ignore you.
So I continued to send him WeChat as I walked, one, two... Five-of-a-kind.
Ignore me.
After thinking about it for a while, I still got into a taxi and went straight to his house.
Arrived at the destination, knocked on the door for a long time before I heard the sound of scolding from the house, after the door opened, I understood when I saw the unkempt appearance of Brother Chao, this thing really didn't wake up.
Seeing that it was me, he yawned and began to curse, the focus of the scolding was to dislike me and make him sleep.
But unlike in the past, the filthy and vicious words he used to curse now were like a mad dog compared to before.
It is no exaggeration to say that if you just talk in terms of the way you speak, compared with Brother Chao at this moment, Chen Haobei can be regarded as a humble gentleman.
Of course, in comparison, a person as urbane as me can be considered a saint.
Brother Chao scolded while going back to the house and lying on the side of the bed again. I was really tired of letting him scold, so I interrupted him and asked, "Don't scold, what did you do last night?" What time did you come back? Brother Chao didn't waste a second before answering me with four words: "It's your business." ”
Okay, you wait, you wait until I'm done pouring you wine and feeding you tonight.
Seeing his embarrassment, I thought about it and asked gently, "Brother Chao, are you hungry?" Little brother will cook you a bowl of noodles to eat, right? Brother Chao replied: "Boiled with instant noodles, add an egg, poached egg, if you break up the egg, I will curse." ”
I replied, "Wow! ”
I forced the fire to cook a bowl of noodles for this product, and also made a poached egg according to his request, and as soon as I finished it all, I came out of the kitchen and heard the snoring of this product.
After waking him up, Ya got up and scolded me again, but in the end, she didn't resist her hunger, and finally got up and ate while scolding.
In the process of eating noodles, this product completely treats me as a waiter, sometimes asking for paper towels and sometimes garbage cans, sometimes vinegar and sometimes garlic, he is full after a meal, and I am so busy that I am almost hungry.
Alas, I endure.
After eating, Brother Chao went to sleep again, saying that he could not delay his work at night by nourishing his spirits.
I thought about it, anyway, if I want to get drunk, I guess I have to wait for him to get off work in the middle of the night, so I just have to recuperate my spirit, so as not to be embarrassed when I can't keep up with my physical strength when I stay up late.
Brother Chao was in his room, and I hid in the room where Wang Yang used to live.
This room has not yet been occupied, and the bed and table are stained with a shallow layer of dust.
I went to the living room to clean Wang Yang's house with tools, and looked at the room where things were wrong, and my heart suddenly swelled with an indescribable sourness.
Lying on the single bed where Wang Yang once slept, although there was a faint musty smell here, it did not prevent me from missing her.
Remembering her at that time, guessing about her now, thinking about her in the future, gradually, I also fell asleep...