Chapter 3: Accidentally Died Again
He tugged at his lips speechlessly, "You have to tear the outer packaging before you can eat it." ”
Tang Baobao turned around urgently and asked, "Packaging?" How to tear it? ”
The woman grinned, and her bloody face was stunned, which made the dark owl see a little cute, and the dark owl was speechless about her own aesthetics in her heart.
"Tear from the top down."
"Oh~"
After nibbling on a few mouthfuls of black and sweet things, Tang Baobao was satisfied.
Well, one of the alternate husbands, the dark owl, thoughtfully feeds Tang Baobao, plus points!
There are rewards!
She smiled and looked at the wounds on the Darkowl's body.
"You gave me food, you are a good person, don't be afraid, when I finish eating, I will take the foreign body from the wound for you,
Apply some black jade intermittent cream to ensure that you are still alive! ”
Dark Owl: "......" Black Jade Intermittent Cream? Are you sure it's not something that only exists in martial arts books?
The Dark Fox stared at Tang Shi suspiciously.
However, after Tang Baobao, who was known as Tang Shi, finished speaking casually, he focused on eating and touching Xiaogang.
The autumn wind swept away the leaves.
Let the dark owl be a little speechless again, even the wounds seem to be less painful, and the previous depression has also dispersed.
With difficulty, he moved his hands and pressed a stealthy key on the military watch on his left wrist.
The unique frequency seems to be sending some cipher.
Tang Baobao stared at it and didn't pay attention anymore.
The Darklord didn't avoid her either, "I'm sending a distress signal, and someone will pick us up soon." ”
"Oh~" Tang Baobao didn't care very much.
That dispensable attitude made the dark owl's eyes a little complicated.
After a while, I felt a slight vibration on my watch.
He breathed a sigh of relief, his body was really tired, leaning against the wall behind him, and was about to rest and wait for rescue.
But suddenly I heard a click.
The dark owl was shocked, "What did you press?" ”
Tang Baobao: "That red key." ”
"Stupid, hurry up and put the cannon out! It's going to explode! ”
"Fried?" Tang Baobao understood this word, and instantly threw the things in her hand out, and then she also jumped back.
Remembering that the good man on the ground who gave her food couldn't move yet, she was about to jump back and pull people.
I saw that the muzzle of the small steel cannon, which was supposed to be facing outwards after hitting the wall, suddenly turned around strangely.
"Uh......"
"Bang!"
Tang Baobao, who had just come back to life, was blown up again!
Darklord: "......"
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On the top of the attic where the stars can be picked up at night, two people are looking up at the vast sea of stars, with a strangely shaped compass and several ancient square coins and tortoise shells with ancient charm in their hands.
"What, Master, you let Senior Sister die again?"
"What nonsense, that body is so ugly, how can it be used by your junior sister, get out, hurry up and study your secret weapon."
"Master, don't toss anymore, I watched the sky at night and noticed that most of your Yangshou was gone, and my junior sister was not so picky, just find the most beautiful and the best figure to make a living."
Master: "...... ! ”
After the people left, the master looked at the astrolabe and frowned: "What's the matter, it's obviously calculated, how can something go wrong?" ”
As a last resort, he vomited another mouthful of blood on the tip of his tongue......
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Three years later, inside Sedum University in H City, Country Z.
A woman who came back to life, lying on the lawn on all fours, looking up at the blue sky and white clouds in the sky, by the way, reminisced about the fragmented death three days ago.
And swore secretly in his heart.
Xiao Gang soaked or something, see one crushed one in the future, she is a girl!
After swearing, she looked around fearfully, God wouldn't let her die again, then the price of finding her husband was really too great!
God, if you still have a little conscience, you can give me a peerless beautiful husband, you know?!
"But it's strange, after death, you don't need to drink Meng Po soup, you don't have to queue up for reincarnation, is it really right to be reborn directly?"
Tang Baobao was puzzled by his situation of death and life.
And the current body, although it has the same name and surname as her, looks almost the same.
But her physique is too weak, and she can't even exert her strength, speaking of which, she likes the body she used three days ago.
Ugly is ugly, but the strength is so hearty! Joyfully!
The current one, in today's terms, is a weak chicken!
And the brain doesn't seem to be very good, and the memory is fragmentary.
It took her three days to barely understand that the time and place she was in now was the world a thousand years later......
"The blind date has become a thousand-year-old antique, and I am afraid that no one can match such a great cause of blind date."
Tang Baobao, who had come back to his senses, remembered something, moved his fingers, and muttered in a low voice.
"Well, fortunately, I didn't lose the meeting gift for the future father-in-law."
"I don't know what happened to that good-looking son...... The reward of the black jade intermittent ointment didn't have time to give him......"
Alas, there is so little No. 1 alternative on the beautiful man's illustrated book, and I am a little reluctant to think of those good-looking eyes.
But the matter has come to this, what can be done, Tang Baobao had to leave the reluctance in his heart behind.
"Master and Master should know that I am dead by now, and I wonder if Master and Brother will take out those snacks that I hid under the bed and eat them? It will be bad if you leave it for a long time, so you will eat it first if you know it, so it is a waste. ”
I have to say that Tang Baobao, who has died several times in a row, has unbelievably thick nerves, and in the blink of an eye, his mind has jumped from doubting life to eating.
Well, by the way, she also took out a roasted crispy pig's trotter from the plastic bag next to her and gnawed on it, and she was chirping.
A slightly sarcastic voice suddenly came from not far away, "Why are you gnawing on pig's trotters again?" Are you a pig? I've nibbled on the first few of them! ”
Several?
Tang Baobao looked at the person who came, his eyes were bright, his posture was tall, but he didn't look good when he smiled.
Well, it's Tang Jiali, the cousin of this body now.
The three days that she was in the back of her soul were all accompanied by this cousin's fake care in front of her and sneering in the aftermath.
To be honest, it's quite lively, just like eating tea and listening to music before.
What does this person want to do today?
She suppressed the resentment that welled up in her heart like a spring......
Yes, every time I see the person in front of me in the past three days, the resentment in my heart will be turbulent.
Tang Baobao knew that this was an obsession left by the original owner.
It's just that now her memory is too fragmentary, and she can only simply distinguish some people and some things, and she doesn't know so clearly what the original owner has suffered.
But this obsession full of resentment in the body made Tang Baobao ignore it.
She looked at Tang Jiali and saw that her dripping eyes were full of calculations.