I stood up a little too fast, and I didn't grasp the direction and angle properly, and the wine glass on the table in front of me poured straight down, and the orange beer flowed down the edge of the table to my lap, it was really cold.

A few thugs were taken aback by my actions and looked at me intently.

I struggled to turn my head to look in the direction of the front door, and as my neck twisted, my back instantly felt cold, and I knew it was caused by the feeling of my back being soaked through sweat and sticking to my clothes.

The gangsters don't know what's going on, but I'm even nervous and scared and a little speechless, uncle, I've heard this line.

I don't think it's worthy of my extremely rippling mood at the moment, this scene, this line, what kind of rhythm is this? Could it be that every new resident lives next to a neurotic old king next door?

Or is it the old king I haven't seen for a few days? He's stalking me?

Fortunately, when I turned around, I saw an unfamiliar face, and standing outside the door was a man who looked slightly younger than Lao Wang.

A thug broke the silence in a daze and said, "Xiao Zhao, you... You okay? Do you know this man? ”

Chen Haobei also turned his head to look at me, I adjusted my state, shook my head and said, "No, I heard it wrong, I thought it was a friend." ”

We didn't deliberately lower our volume when we spoke, so the person at the door also heard our conversation, and the man smiled and said: "My surname is Zhang, the chapter of the article, everyone will be neighbors in the future, as the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, let's take care of each other more." ”

Chen Haobei immediately answered: "Xiao Zhang is right, you can rest assured, I will definitely take care of you in the future, Brother Hao, if someone asks you to trouble and report my name, it will definitely be good..."

It seems that people like Chen Haobei really catch someone and cover up whom, but that person seems to have a very good temper, and he doesn't mind calling himself "Xiao Zhang" when he looks at Chen Haobei, who is obviously not as old as him, and listens to Chen Haobei's drunken words with a smile.

I sat down and cleaned up the mess on the table, listening attentively to the conversation at the door, and thankfully, neither of us said anything out of the ordinary.

After about four or five minutes, seeing that Chen Haobei was getting more and more interested, the gangsters coaxed him to come back and sit down, looking at this situation, the person at the door emphasized his intention again.

Chen Haobei looked at his mobile phone and said: "Xiao Zhang, don't worry, it's all my own brother, I say a word, everyone will be quiet immediately, you can go back with confidence." ”

The neighbor surnamed Zhang smiled a little helplessly, said goodbye and left, Chen Haobei closed the door and just sat down, one of his friends said, "Continue drinking?" Unexpectedly, Chen Haobei shook his head and said, "Don't drink it, it's not too early, clean it up." ”

Chen Haobei's words made me a little surprised, these people are obviously on the rise, and if they don't drink, they won't drink? Even if Chen Haobei said so, his friend would definitely not be able to agree, right?

Unexpectedly, as soon as they heard Chen Haobei say that he would not drink, a group of people all stood up excitedly, and little stars were about to fly out of their eyes, and they collectively looked at Chen Haobei with anticipation.

Chen Haobei turned his head and looked at me and said, "Let's go, Xiao Zhao, Brother Hao will take you to sing!" The beer is finished, and the next one, flower wine! ”

Instantly, I understood why the gang was excited.

I took out my mobile phone, looked at the time, got up and said, "No, Brother Hao, I still have to go to work tomorrow, unlike you Jianghu people, time is free." ”

Chen Haobei said a few more polite words to me, to the effect that it was rare for him to have a treat, and it was a pity that I didn't go. But I always rejected him with integrity, I'm an upright person, it's nothing to sing, but with the word 'flower wine', forget it.

Seeing that I insisted on not going, Chen Haobei was no longer reluctant, and several of his friends had been urging, so we left his house and went downstairs together.

Walking to the main gate of the community, saying goodbye to Chen Haobei and a few people, I walked alone in the direction of my house.

The mobile phone shows that it is already more than eleven o'clock, I haven't walked around the community so late, the night breeze blows a burst of wine up, and suddenly I feel very comfortable, the community at this time is really quiet...

Why don't you sober up and then go back? With that in mind, I walked around the community garden.

At this moment, except for a few sent by me, there is no figure in the courtyard of the community.

When I slipped behind the five Fuwa, a strange feeling suddenly hit me, which made me involuntarily stand still, turn my head and carefully look at the back of the five Fuwa.

Hahahaha, all five are fat.

In addition to this abnormal body proportion, the five Fuwa give me the deepest feeling is still broken and old, I really don't know what they think, since the five brothers are definitely going to settle here, so why not fix it for them? Isn't it good to lose paint and lose paint, lose limbs and limbs, put on makeup and put on a prosthetic leg or something? Could it be that they like this kind of tune?

Thinking about it, I walked up again, ready to go around to the front to get a closer look at the faces of these five little ones.

As soon as I walked to the side, looking at the chubby side faces of the Fuwa in the moonlight, I subconsciously raised my head, there were no lights on in the community, and the windows of every house were dark.

The moon, as smooth as tea leaves and eggs, hangs in the night sky like a big show of wealth, which is the most powerful light source in my environment at this moment.

These Fuwa are very festive, just standing on the side, you can see the corners of their mouths that are about to crack to the root of their ears, fortunately they don't eat people, otherwise at least one bite at my size...

Just when I wanted to get closer to these five Fuwa, suddenly a voice sounded: "Hey! What for?! ”

Actually, the volume of this shout is not very loud, but on the one hand, I am looking at it, and on the other hand, the surroundings are quite quiet at the moment, so this shout directly scared me into a fight.

Not far away stood a man in a security uniform, and I couldn't see his face in the moonlight, but I recognized him immediately from my previous impression, this was the cool doorman.

The night Zhu Bajie came to the community to look for me, I dealt with him once.

"The long night was a long night, I thought it was only me who had insomnia, but I didn't expect you, Uncle Doorman... I can't sleep. I walked towards the doorman with a haha.

"What are you doing so close to Wufu?!"

As I approached the doorman, he shouted at me again, and as I got closer, I could see the expression on his face, it was still so cool, it was just an iceberg.

I said, "It's nothing, uncle, I just finished eating and walked for a walk, and I just happened to come here and wanted to appreciate it carefully." ”

The doorman frowned and said, "Appreciate the five blessings in the middle of the night? You won't appreciate it during the day? I slapped my face and suddenly said, "Clever uncle, good idea, then I'll come back tomorrow, goodbye, uncle, and you can rest early." ”

After saying that, I didn't wait for him to answer and walked towards my home, alas, did this man grow up eating explosives? Why is every sentence like choking on fire?

After walking some distance, I glanced back, and the doorman was still standing there, staring at me without evasion.

I waved goodbye to him casually, and then strode into the hallway of the unit where my house was.

Originally, I wanted to take advantage of the stall to ask Chen Haobei about Zhu Bajie today, but before I could ask, I was mixed up by his neighbor, which made me feel unwilling to rush to my head at this time.

Flipping through the phone, there was no new information, clicked on the circle of friends, and saw that Brother Chao posted a circle of friends half an hour ago: Uncle, is this the rhythm of going crazy?!

The accompanying picture is a group photo of several aristocratic teenagers who killed Matt.

And that's where it begins?

While guessing, I gave a thumbs up to this circle of friends of Brother Chao, put away my phone, and went to sleep.

The first thing I did when I woke up the next day was to pick up my mobile phone, open the WeChat circle of friends and take a look, about two o'clock in the morning, Brother Chao posted another circle of friends, no picture, only four words: I really want to kill...

So last night they tossed until two o'clock?

After thinking about it, I commented under Brother Chao's circle of friends: Brother Chao, if you are unhappy, you must say it~ so that my brother can be happy.

With an emoji: a wicked smile.

After posting the comment, I put away my phone and started to work, until noon, when Brother Chao finally called.

I picked up the phone and asked, "Hello?" Brother Chao, did you have a good time last night? ”

Brother Chao said in a tone that had obviously just woken up: "Happy fart, haven't you seen my circle of friends?" I asked, "Ah, I see, I don't understand, what's the situation with you?" ”

Brother Chao scolded and swore before saying: "I don't know which bastard gave the pig a fucking idea, the old lady had to hold a drinking party in the company last night, I don't know where she found such a bunch of wild old men, a group of people drink for a while, dance and sing for a while, don't want it, uncle, and let us a group of employees serve the whole process, I really... I'm really..."

Brother Chao finally "I really" twice and didn't "really" come up with any new words, I seriously criticized him and said: "If you have something to say, don't scold people, who do you care about the idea, what?" Didn't you have a drink with you? ”

Brother Chao said: "I said that I had kidney deficiency and didn't drink, Wang Yang told a few girls that I had a stomach upset, and I didn't drink it, and everyone else drank a little, Liu Guangzhengniu, the old lady who drank it was distressed." And your goddess, who was poured some by a few old men, and then thanks to the old lady's jealousy, let your goddess and the other girls withdraw first, otherwise I don't know what would happen. ”

After listening to Brother Chao's words, I really had thousands of horses galloping in my mind, and they were all the same breed of grass and mud horses.

Everyone else is a child and a father, and the pig is a mother's son who is ruthless.

In fact, when the pig came to the community to look for me that day, I clicked those few words, and I knew that there would definitely be such a day. If my estimate is correct, the old lady must have thrown the matter of Zhu Bajie's disappearance out of the clouds.

The last time this old lady's indifference to her relatives shocked us, it was the day before Zhu Bajie's grandmother, that is, Zhu Bajie's mother's mother died.

And the reason why the pig didn't go to her mom that day was because she was going to a prom, and that's it.

Of course, after that, the old lady still posted her filial piety and the pain of losing her relatives in QQ space and WeChat circle of friends, and the sadness of the words was quite touching.

Well, this filial piety is very foreign and fashionable.

As soon as he didn't pay attention, he was distracted, and he didn't speak when he was thinking about things, and Brother Chao urged on the other end of the phone: "Hey? What about people? He's dead? I came back to my senses and said, "Bah, you're just dead, your whole company is dead, hey, then the old witch won't punish you if you don't go to work today?" ”

Brother Chao said, "No, last night... No, it's early this morning, yes, the old lady said at the end of the morning, continue tonight, so I am allowed to catch up on sleep during the day. This old lady... Sincerely, when I reached her age, I didn't have the confidence that I could still have such good physical strength. ”

I was a little dumbfounded when I heard this, and I asked, "Continue tonight?" What about other colleagues? Also continue to accompany? ”

Brother Chao yawned and continued: "No, only the men are left, and the women are not played, the old lady likes the red feeling that she is the only one in the stars holding the moon and the greenery, you know." ”

I understand, of course I understand, imagining the beautiful picture, I smiled and said: "Hehe, of course I understand, then you can behave well, do a good job, make the old lady comfortable, maybe this company will have your surname in the future." ”

Brother Chao said: "You can pull it down, Zhu Bajie will never be found, this company will definitely not grow, and now there are some bad signs, just say yesterday, Wang Yang said that yesterday all day, the company did not even have a dime in the account, the company's daily expenses for a day, plus the old lady took Huo Huo's money from the public account last night, adding up to at least more than 20,000 yuan, at the scale of our company, the old lady will continue to be so Huo Huo for a month, then unless Wang Jianlin Ma Yun and they come to the rescue, otherwise it will be yellow." ”

I said, "So what do you think?" Not ready to quit yet? Want to live and die with an old lady? Brother Chao yawned again and said, "Let's find the next home first, I'll leave immediately after finding the next home, and I won't stay with him for a day, yes, I won't tell you, I'll sleep for a while." ”

I was thinking about these things when I hung up the phone, but looking back now, I was quite happy to mess around with them in the company at the beginning...

Just as I was thinking, there was a knock on the door suddenly, and I walked to the door and looked through the cat's eye to see that it was Lao Gu.

When I opened the door, there was only Lao Gu outside the door, and I asked, "Good afternoon, Uncle Gu, is there something wrong?" Lao Gu smiled and said, "Yes, I have something to tell you." I asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Lao Gu said: "That's the case, tomorrow Lao Wang will come back, we are going to remarry Lao Wang's daughter-in-law, there is something wrong... I need your cooperation. ”