Lu Jingming lifted his eyelids and glanced at Lu Xiao without being salty.

His voice was hoarse, "You've been idle lately?" ”

With that cold and sharp gaze, Lu Xiao trembled when he saw it.

He immediately shook his head, "No, no, no, I'm busy!" I can't finish all the homework assigned by school! Didn't I hear that the uncle was in a bad mood, so the nephew came to solve the uncle's problems? ”

Actually, it's not—

The main reason is that the family is urging marriage again, and the old man has given orders, whether it is a man or a woman, you must find a partner.

Otherwise, what if you want to die alone?

Lu Jingming didn't raise his head.

Lu Xiao had a bitter face, "Uncle, aren't you Sichun?" ”

Lu Jingming sneered.

"That's a girlfriend?"

"Uncle, what are you unhappy about, you can say it! I'm scared of you! It made him tremble, and he didn't even dare to speak out.

"I'm not unhappy, if it's okay, you can go."

Lu Jingming directly ordered the eviction of customers, and he called the secretary's office, "Ning Qian, drive Lu Xiao out." ”

Lu Xiao, who was very unpopular with his uncle, couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking that he was at school, and he was also a handsome guy who was loved by everyone and saw flowers blooming!

"Wait a minute—wait a minute, uncle! I can really help! In other words, uncle, are you really in a situation? Lu Xiao stretched his neck and gossiped: "Uncle, you don't know, I may not be as good as you in other things, but in terms of the ability to pick up girls, I am definitely a master!" ”

Seeing that Lu Jingming ignored him, and his expression didn't even change, Lu Xiao made persistent efforts, "It's true!" I swear by my ninety-nine ex-girlfriends! ”

"Then your ex-girlfriends, your vision is really bad."

Lu Jingming's thin lips opened lightly, a serious narrative.

"Uncle! No personal attacks! Lu Xiao glared.

"Smack-"

Lu Jingming casually threw the pen on the table, raised his hand to loosen his tie, and took off his glasses carelessly, revealing a pair of extremely dangerous cold eyes.

Lu Xiao made a long jump.

Hiding behind the sofa, he leaned on the sofa and said vigilantly: "Uncle, let's seek truth from facts, and don't bring domestic violence!" ”

Domestic violence?

Lu Jingming was stunned, the girl also said so not long ago.

He shook his head and asked, "What do girls like to eat?" ”

"Huh?" Lu Xiao was stunned, raised his eyes and looked at Lu Jingming's impatient eyes, and immediately blurted out, "Dessert!" ”

He lay on the sofa and gushed, "That kind of good-looking, pink and tender little dessert or something, girls especially like to eat it!" There is also milk tea, all kinds of snacks~ After all, girls are visual animals~ Oh yes," Lu Xiao snapped his fingers, "According to the experience accumulated by my ninety-nine ex-girlfriends, girls are still the ultimate fluff control, and they are the least resistant to that kind of soft dolls or something!" ”

Lu Jingming listened quietly, his eyes crossed with contemplation.

"Then if the other party is angry without warning, what is the reason?"

Lu Xiao casually answered, "Auntie, but girls have a thousand ways to get angry, and what a man has to do is to coax it all." ”

Coax? How to coax?

Lu Jingming thought of a greedy person, and this time he didn't even come out to eat.

has lived for nearly thirty years, and Lu Jingming has never had a time when he was helpless until now-

Seeing that Lu Jingming was silent, Lu Xiao thought that his uncle was machismo and couldn't save face.

Persuaded: "Uncle, didn't I say you, other girls, delicate like flowers, they all want to be coaxed!" If you don't understand the charm like a piece of wood, it's no wonder people are angry! ”