Originally, I didn't have a reason to put up with the pig fucking anymore, and today I just came to read the already faint relationship with Zhu Bajie, and a little sympathy for her current situation.

It's just that this aunt doesn't seem to understand the situation at all, does she think that we came to see her to please her?

"What? Defy? Hehe, people, you have to accept your fate, understand? Part-time workers are the life of part-time workers, not everyone has the life of being a boss like my son, I don't understand this reason, I deserve the fruit basket you only send for the rest of your life. ”

It seems that the pig is in good spirits, talks clearly, and is full of energy.

I looked closely, and she seemed to be different from before, but I couldn't see any injuries, and I couldn't really tell what was different.

"What are you seeing?! If my son were still here, he would have slapped you with a big mouth at this time, and his eyes would be respectful! ”

After my aunt finished shouting, I looked up and looked at her, yes, she was talking about me.

Alas... Auntie, you are not the only one who has an evil fire, the anger I was angry with by Li Xiaomeng just now has not gone down.

I smiled and said, "Yes, Auntie, if your son is here, why will it be our turn to send the fruit basket?" The last time it has to be sea cucumber, lobster, shark fin bird's nest, hey, by the way, what about your son? ”

The pig was still swaggering, but by the time I said the last sentence, the expression on his face immediately froze, and I added, "Oh... Yes, yes, I remember, your son's whole family is gone! By the way, Brother Chao, the general police handle the case, how long will it take to lose contact and deal with it as if it has died tragically? Brother Chao thought about it very seriously and said, "It seems... A week? Even if the police don't count him dead, he probably won't be able to live. ”

I immediately said with a heartache: "Auntie, it seems that legally speaking, your whole family is dead, and you can only eat the fruit basket, let me peel a banana for you?" Don't be disgusted, these bananas haven't been used, they're clean..."

As I spoke, I reached for a banana in the fruit basket, and the pig was so angry that I trembled until I put a peeled banana to her mouth and she slapped half of the banana to the ground and scolded, "You little deflated three!" Get out of the way! Wait for the old lady to be discharged from the hospital, and drive you all to death one by one! ”

I looked at the half banana on the ground with a painful face, and then handed the remaining half in my hand to the pig mother again and said, "Auntie, mourning, the banana is innocent, come, eat this half of the banana, although it is short, but it can still meet you..."

Probably seeing that I was making too much trouble, Li Xiaomeng interjected: "Auntie, you dissipate your anger, Brother Qian, don't make trouble..."

"Kill your grandma's legs! You little bitch! Don't think the old lady doesn't know! In the past, you hooked up with my son when he was there, and now you still bring people to anger me, do you want to be angry with my mother so that I can inherit my mother's property?! ”

It's over, the pig is crazy, catch whoever bites whom.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the pig scolded Li Xiaomeng, Liu Guangzheng was the first to quit, he said: "Hey, auntie, it's your fault to say that, if Xiaomeng didn't take the initiative to lead the organization this time, they wouldn't have come to see you, you should thank Xiaomeng, how can you be so ignorant?" ”

Liu Guangzheng... This is a good boy who used to be obedient to the pigs, but now he is... Alas, this picture really makes people want to laugh.

"Get out of here, y'all of you! Don't bully my stupid girl! ”

Suddenly, a strange man's voice came, but it was obviously a little lacking in confidence, and everyone followed the voice to look over, and it turned out to be the uncle who was still asleep in the hospital bed next door.

"Brother Qiang..."The pig screamed affectionately, which made her own eyes red, and then under the gaze of all of us, the pig jumped out of bed vigorously, trotted to the uncle in a few steps on his slippers, and sat down on the side of the bed and lifted the upper body of the uncle in his arms...

"Does this look like you've just been in a car accident?" I whispered, and Brother Chao replied in a whisper: "I don't know, maybe there are internal injuries..."

"Get out of here! My stupid girl doesn't need your cat to cry and fake mercy! The uncle scolded again, and the pig said shyly: "I hate Brother Qiang, who is the mouse?" The uncle hurriedly changed his words and said: "It's Brother Qiang's fault, Brother Qiang's fault, they are rats, you are Brother Qiang's stupid girl..."

The pig continued to sneer: "I hate it, I know that Brother Qiang is the best for me." Then the pig turned his head and yelled at us, "You rats aren't going to get out of here?!" ”

Brother Wang Yang and I worked hard for a long time to press our chin back, and then we rushed out in a hurry, and I felt like I was going to vomit when I was a step late.

After leaving the ward, I said with emotion, "This is really... Out of the eyes of the lover... What's this thing called? ”

Brother Chao took out a cigarette and just lit it, but was stopped by Xiao Xi, Brother Chao looked at the no smoking sign on the wall, helplessly put away the cigarette and lighter and said: "Alas, if it weren't for the mention of family property, I guess the old man could have pretended to sleep until we left." ”

Xiao Xi didn't know what to say, "Huh? After that, Wang Yang didn't speak, she didn't say anything in the ward just now, and she was still in a state of distraction.

I was trying to tease her, Li Xiaomeng and Liu Guangzheng also came out, for some reason, seeing them appear, the four of us were unconsciously a little restrained, and our speech was not so casual.

Probably like this, some people even if they have been together under the same roof for many years, they still don't know each other at all, and they don't have feelings. Some people can also fall in love at first sight and then grow old, who knows?

"Xiaomeng, Auntie doesn't seem to be fine?" Xiaoxi asked, Li Xiaomeng turned her head to Liu Guangzheng and said, "Guangzheng, can you help me ask Auntie's attending doctor to see what the situation is?" ”

Liu Guangzheng said yes and walked away, leaving a few of us, Li Xiaomeng wanted to find a topic to chat from time to time, but the four of us didn't have the idea of talking, to be precise, the idea of not talking to her, except for Xiaoxi, who occasionally responded to her with a half-sentence, no one else paid attention to her.

Brother Chao and I belong to a friendship that will not be embarrassed if we sit together for a day without talking, and Wang Yang is a very sensible person, so it is estimated that Li Xiaomeng is the only one who feels embarrassed in the whole process.

But her psychological quality is really good, and she has no stage fright at all.

Halfway through, we consciously walked in the direction of the elevator hall, away from the room where the pig was.

After a long time, Liu Guangzheng finally came back, and after he beckoned everyone into the elevator, he told us about the fucking situation of the pig with a strange expression.

The phrase 'good people don't live long, and they will be harmed for thousands of years' is vividly embodied in the pig car accident.

At that time, it was a car driven by a pig's mother, and the co-pilot was naturally the uncle in the ward just now, and the two of them were originally going to go on a trip, or they could be treading waves, or they might want to play something else suitable for entertainment in the wild.

Anyway, the aunt drove him to the wilderness, and when he returned, he encountered a car accident, because it was in a remote area and there was no surveillance, so it was not easy to find the driver who caused the accident.

The car that the pig drove was completely scrapped, it was originally an old car that was a little old, and after Zhu Bajie was gone, his mother, who could only drive but didn't know how to keep a car, didn't do any maintenance for the car at all, except for refueling, even the car wash relied on God to rain.

Fortunately, both of them were wearing seat belts at the time, the uncle was seriously injured, and both legs were not very good.

As for the pig, it's a bit of a god forbid.

This aunt had several plastic surgeries a few years ago, and the chest was filled like two volleyballs, but after all, the years are not forgiving, after the baptism of wind and frost in the past few years and the help of a steady stream of wild masters, the skin of the pig began to gradually sag, and gradually the original filling did not match her body shape.

Under the doctor's advice, she did not continue to fill it for the sake of life and health, but the original amount was already considerable.

So in this car accident, the two pieces of elastic and tough filler formed a good shock absorbing bag with the assistance of her loose skin, and although the inside had to be removed because of damage, she was not seriously injured because of this, not even a single bone was injured.

"It's really God, the doctor said, if this is not a filler prosthesis, if it is not for the current ratio of skin laxity, hey! Anyway, it was a big coincidence, and there was nothing else except for a little skin trauma. ”

Liu Guangzheng made a final summary, and I realized why I thought she was a little different when I saw the pig just now, but I couldn't see what was different.

Because I usually don't pay attention to her upper body, which was once so big that it was deformed, but now it is flat and touching...

After Liu Guangzheng finished speaking, Brother Chao smacked his mouth and said, "Why did I suddenly think of the old sow?" I said, "I've had several litters of cubs, and that's really 'one set after another.'" ”

Xiaoxi: "Huh? After a while, Wang Yang said to me and Brother Chao: "Don't be so dirty, okay?" ”

Li Xiaomeng suddenly smiled and said: "Haha, Brother Qian is so cute, it's almost noon now, let's have a meal together, I'm Dong, and our colleagues haven't seen each other for a long time." ”

Liu Guangzheng followed and said, "Yes, yes, let's have a meal together, let's get together." I said unceremoniously, "What do you have to do with you?" ”

Liu Guangzheng laughed and said: "Haha, a thousand is still so cute, what, let's make him three bottles on the table in a while, Xiaomeng, can you find a substitute driver for a while today?" Li Xiaomeng said: "That's a must, you accompany Brother Qian to have a drink today, then let's go." ”

Liu Guangzheng said "Okay" with a spring face and was about to go driving, when suddenly a shout came from behind him: "One thousand!" Xiao Chao! ”

Let's look back together, it turned out to be Chen Zhonghai.

He was still only taking a little brother with him, and he looked like he was taking a walk.

Brother Chao and I looked at each other a little embarrassed, because we had said before we came today that we would go to see Chen Zhonghai and his brother-in-law after watching the pig, after all, in Brother Chao's words, he and Chen Zhonghai's brother-in-law are 'ten years of repairing in the same boat'.

As a result, the pig made a fuss, and he forgot about it for a while, and he couldn't enter the door, as if he didn't know how to be polite.

However, Chen Zhonghai didn't seem to care, and walked up to us with a smile and greeted: "Come and see friends?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "Ah, a former colleague had a car accident, come and take a look, I was going to see your brother-in-law after I finished talking to Brother Chao..." Chen Zhonghai shook his head and said very understandingly: "It's okay, it's okay, you young people are busy, you don't have to come over deliberately, how about your colleagues?" Is it badly injured? ”

I didn't mind the faux pas of the two of us, so I didn't dwell on this issue, and by the way, I told Chen Zhonghai the fucking pig as a joke.

Chen Zhonghai smiled after hearing this and said, "So, you boss lady... No, your boss's wife, it's okay? Brother Chao said, "Isn't it a big deal? It's almost fine. ”

Chen Zhonghai laughed twice, and then turned his head to look at the little brother he brought, and the little brother immediately nodded and stepped aside, holding the earphones in his ear with one hand as if he was making a call, and I didn't care.

Then I heard Chen Zhonghai ask: "These are all your former colleagues?" I pointed at Xiao Xi and said, "Hehe, this is Xiao Chao's girlfriend...", and then pointed at Wang Yang and said, "This is my sister." Wang Yang glanced at me and said, "Call sister!" ”

I ignored her, pointed to Li Xiaomeng and Liu Guangzheng and said, "These two are our former colleagues. ”

Chen Zhonghai glanced at us meaningfully one by one, and with his brain, he could definitely hear from my words who was far away and who was close to these people.

At this moment, his little brother suddenly came over, approached Chen Zhonghai and said something in his ear, Chen Zhonghai nodded and said to us: "That Qianxiaochao, you are busy, I still have something to do, so I will leave first." ”

Brother Chao and I naturally said "Brother Chen, goodbye" to Chen Zhonghai, but Li Xiaomeng suddenly shouted: "Brother Chen? You are Mr. Chen of Jihai Nightclub, right? Wow, what a personable, your temperament is as elegant as the legend says! It's better to be famous than to meet..."