Chapter 101: Pretending to be crazy and stupid

Night, coming.

In a thatched house, the unconscious Mo Xueyan and Yu Lingyue were thrown on the head of the earthen kang, with their hands and feet tied.

At the square wooden table, there were three black-clothed people sitting around, two of them, one fat and one thin, were Xiao Thin and Xiao Fat next to Pang Luoluo.

Mo Xueyan, who was in a coma, gradually became conscious, but her brain was still a little unconscious, and there were some conversational sounds in her ears, and after slowly hearing it clearly, her face was full of strangeness.

Aren't these people who arrested them not very good-brained, what are they saying?

"Fat brother, you asked us to arrest the queen, what are we going to do now?"

The man in black in the lead looked at Xiao Chubby, and he couldn't wait to teach Yuelian a lesson.

"What?"

Xiaopang shouted in shock, and stood up directly, turning over the wooden stool behind him.

"Who did you arrest?"

Xiao Thin also had the same expression, even more frightened, he heard nothing wrong! Empress?

The leader in black was stunned for a moment, and said again: "Queen Mother! ”

Chubby and Thin glanced at each other, and then kicked the leader in black at the same time.

Xiaopang sat on the ground with weak legs, with a loveless expression.

"You stupid pig, who told you to really catch the queen, the fake one won't get one! It's over, it's over, it's a tiger with tiger hair plucked on its head! It's over this time, Sister Luoluo can't save us! ”

Xiao Thin also sat on the ground, and his round fat body brought up the fine dust on the ground.

The two of them reacted like this, and the leading man in black was even more confused, rubbing his back in pain, and he hadn't realized the seriousness of the situation, and asked again with no eyes:

"Fat brother, thin brother, didn't you let us arrest the woman Yue Lian cared about, and then teach Yue Lian a lesson, I didn't catch it wrong!"

Chubby and Skinny glanced at each other again, and then both of them slapped at the same time.

"You stupid pig."

shouted, Xiaopang hurriedly got up, "No, no, no, maybe no one has found out now, I have to release the queen mother quickly, you stupid pig!" It really killed us! ”

kicked again, and walked to the kang head in two steps.

Xiao Thin also strode over, and did not forget to kick the leader of the man in black again, the same stupid pig.

Mo Xueyan understood these conversations, daring to love the rhythm of encountering stupid teammates pit teammates, this wave of good operations, can she laugh?

Yu Lingyue, who was in a coma, gradually woke up, and when she saw the little fat and thin people coming over, she sat up quickly, her face full of vigilance.

"Who the hell are you? What is the purpose of arresting us here? ”

At this sentence, Mo Xueyan twisted the corners of her eyebrows, her face was distorted, and she was still preparing to continue to sleep! Just let it out, how good, now, Yu Lingyue, are you also here to pit me? I woke up at this time.

Chubby and Slender paused and looked at each other again.

Fatty, woke up and saw us, what now?

Skinny, I don't know anymore, I have seen our faces, let it go, and it's over.

Fatty, what should I do! Just don't do it, don't do it, just ...

Xiao Thin made a motion to wipe his neck.

Mo Xueyan saw it, but she didn't dare to pretend anymore, otherwise her life would be gone.

"Ahh

A long sound! Mo Xueyan suddenly sat up with a grunt, then turned around stiffly, looked at Xiaopang and Xiaoshan, rolled her eyes, stuck out her tongue, shook her whole body, and then stood up and jumped, and jumped off the kang.

"It's... Who... Tie... Finish... I..."

The low words, word by word, felt a little crazy in this dark night, and sniffed his nose again, Mo Xueyan jumped to the side of Xiao Pang and Xiao Thin.

The two were frightened by Mo Xueyan's sudden move, and they were motionless.

Yu Lingyue and the man in black who led the way were no better, and they had almost the same reaction.

Suddenly, Mo Xueyan shook again, and smiled, "My old grandson is the monkey of the Monkey King, eat my old grandson." ”

Jumping in the air, he suddenly lowered his head again and shook it again and again.

"It's... Who... Tie... Finish... I..."

After speaking, he looked at Xiao Fat, and then at Xiao Thin, his eyes were white, and he stretched out his bound hand in front of Xiao Thin.

"It's... Who... Tie... Finish... I..."

Xiao Slender looked at Mo Xueyan's hand blankly, obviously very white and delicate, but under the reflection of the oil lamp and the moonlight, he suddenly felt very white.

"Hell... Hell! ”

Suddenly, Xiao Thin roared, rolled his eyes and fainted in fright.

At the sound of Xiao Thin, the leader of the man in black was also stunned, and only Xiao Fat turned his head in a daze and looked at Mo Xueyan.

Mo Xueyan turned her head quickly, grinning her teeth, and felt weird.

Chubby rolled his eyes and was stunned.

"Oh mom, this acting skills, I really admire myself, there is wood."

Suddenly, there was another sound like this, and Yu Lingyue almost fainted without being frightened.

Seeing Yu Lingyue's stunned appearance, Mo Xueyan ran to the kang head in two steps, "Hey, what are you doing in a daze!" Hurry up and untie the rope for me! ”

Stretching out the tied hand in front of Yu Lingyue, Yu Lingyue came back to her senses and hurriedly untied the rope on Mo Xueyan's hand, not having time to react anymore.

After the two untied the rope, they wasted all their strength to tie up the three of them, and after all this, Mo Xueyan exhaled tiredly, raised his hand and wiped the fine sweat on his forehead.

"Mo Xueyan, what now?"

Yu Lingyue also exhaled tiredly, and asked in a low voice, she is an eldest lady, compared to Mo Xueyan, she can't pick her shoulders and can't lift her hands, and when she encounters these situations now, she has no idea.

Mo Xueyan casually took the teapot on the table and poured a sip of water directly.

"There is such a big movement inside us, there is no response outside, and no one comes in to take a look, which can only mean that there is no one outside at the moment, or that other people are far away, I didn't hear it, I will go and see the situation first, and then I won't know what to do!"

Low words, with a slight tremor, she is also catching ducks on the shelves! The conversation of these people didn't sound like a killer, so she dared to pretend to be crazy like this, otherwise she would not have the courage to do such a feat if she was given ten guts.

He bowed down and walked lightly to the door, opened a crack, and looked through the moonlight thief, and there was really no one in the courtyard, no one.

"Yu Lingyue, no one, let's go quickly."

A beckoned and opened the door, and the two trotted out quickly, and were just about to leave the hospital door, when a chattering voice came from outside:

"What to do, the forbidden army is searching the streets, and it will be here soon."

"Brother Chubby asked us to catch the queen, why did we really catch it! Or let's run for our lives! Anyway, the queen is fine. ”

"Yes, that's the reason, I'd better hurry up and inform Xiaopang and Xiaoxiao brother! Teach Yuelian a lesson, and you have to save your own life! ”

A man in black ran over quickly, and Mo Xueyan pulled Yu Lingyue to hide behind the gate, and blocked Yu Lingyue's mouth.

"Shh

Yu Lingyue held her breath, and she didn't dare to come out.

The man in black ran in, saw the three people who were tied up, and found that something was wrong, so he was about to shout, but his head suddenly hurt and he fainted.

Mo Xueyan threw the wooden stick in his hand, "Big brother! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to, I just did it on purpose, after all, my life is the most important, it's you who caught me, I'm just protecting myself, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sleep in peace! ”

Yu Lingyue, who came along, looked dumbfounded.

Mo Xueyan kept chattering, and folded her hands in worship, and looked at Yu Lingyue again.

"There are still people outside, we can't get out, listen to what they say, the forbidden army has been found, so, the stupidest way, confine the door, etc., there is another way, is to wake up these people, let us go, we promise not to hold them responsible."

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