In recent days, Bai Fangyi has developed the habit of telling bedtime stories to Qi Muyu.

"Today we're talking about the mermaid princess."

"I know that this story, Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale, is a sad story."

"Wrong, I'm going to tell you about "The Crooked Legend of the Mermaid Princess", this story guarantees that you haven't heard it."

There is a mermaid kingdom in the depths of the sea, and our protagonist mermaid princess is ranked ninth, and now we call her Xiao Jiu. Xiao Jiu is a kind child, she can't bear to kill, she just loves to eat pufferfish, octopus, shark and other heavy flavors.

Qi Muyu: "This story is a bit peculiar and inconsistent, and I can't bear to kill and it is connected with heavy taste......"

He received Bai Fangyi's kind eyes and immediately stopped his mouth.

On this day, Xiao Jiu's sister was telling her the story of the mermaid, and the mermaid princess in the story was as beautiful, kind, and unbearable as Xiao Jiu. One day, she meets the prince of the sea, is seduced by the prince's rhetoric, and finally trades with the witch of the sea for legs that can walk on land......

Three years have passed since that story, Xiao Jiu is slim, on this day she was playing with dolphins, suddenly a gust of wind rose, a nearby boat was in danger, and a man fell into the sea from the boat. Xiao Jiu saved the man, and with the principle of not forgetting to repay the favor, he carved his name on the man's face, a fish pattern.

The man, who was a prince, woke up and remembered that he had been in danger, and when he saw a beautiful woman taking care of him in front of him, he thought that the princess of a neighboring country had saved him, and soon proposed to the princess. Xiao Jiu was very sad when she heard the news, she eagerly found the witch at the bottom of the sea, and through kind communication, she finally got the magic potion in the witch's hand.

The witch watched Xiao Jiu leave, and did not dare to mention the content of the transaction, because her face had long been swollen into a pig's head, her mouth had turned into a sausage, and her tongue had three knots around it. The witch mourned for the prince in the hope that he would eventually marry the good mermaid princess, otherwise the mermaid princess would be unkind to them.

On the other hand, Xiao Jiu had the legs to walk on land, and happily wandered around, completely forgetting the purpose of going ashore, until she saw a man with a fish tattoo on her face and a beautiful girl walking by.

Xiao Jiu calmly walked up to the prince, pointed to the small fish on his face and asked, asking if he remembered who painted it for him. The prince always thought it was the princess of the neighboring country, and explained with a smile that it was the princess of the neighboring country who did it. Xiao Jiu cried sadly, her tears turned into pearls and fell to the ground, she gave the prince a slap, saying that he was ungrateful, and then wanted to turn around and leave.

Prince Qiliu grabbed Xiao Jiu's wrist and stared at her affectionately, saying that it was this kind of pain, and his benefactor gave him a slap before leaving, the same strength, the same pleasure.

So our mermaid princess and the prince lived very happily together, once another woman had an ambiguous look at the prince, the mermaid princess gave the prince a gentle slap, and then the prince gazed at the mermaid princess affectionately, begging her to have another one. Congratulations and happy ending.

After Bai Yiyi finished telling the story, he saw the unbelievable look in Qi Muyu's eyes, "Is the story good?" ”

He shook his head, "It's supposed to be a funny story, but when you read it, it's too serious and the humor element disappears." ”

In order to be able to tell the content of the story vividly, Bai Fang Yi has always insisted on practicing the change of demeanor. Bai Fangyi's facial muscles were a little stiff, so she kept rubbing her face. Qi Muyu believes that this has no effect, even if the facial muscles remember the usual changes, but it still does not look natural enough.

"Well, if you can tell a story that satisfies me, I'll give you a favorability." Qi Muyu knows that only by using favorability as bait will Bai Fang Yi be positive.

A few days later, Bai Fangyi began to tell Qi Muyu bedtime stories again.

"The story we're going to tell today has to do with Snow White."

"I know, Snow White and the Vicious Queen, and the Poison Apple, and the Seven Dwarfs." This story is relatively popular, and similar episodes can often be seen in other places.

"It's called 'The Crooked Legend of Snow White.'"

"Are you going to talk about "The Crooked Legend of Cinderella" next time, "The Crooked Legend of the Rose Princess", ......"

"Shut up and listen to me quietly."

Before telling the story, Bai Fangyi rubbed his face vigorously, and then Qi Muyu saw the legendary change of face.

Once upon a time, the queen of a country gave birth to a baby girl before she died, and that baby girl was beautiful from birth.

"You ignored Snow White's facial depiction,........., you continue."

Snow White is hunted down by the queen for refusing to sleep, and the kind hunter reminds her to take sleeping pills to help her sleep, but Snow White doesn't like to sleep, so she goes in and out of her right ear for those words. One day she fled to a treehouse, where she found bread and wine hidden in a cupboard.

The beautiful Snow White took a big sip of bread and red wine, and because she was not drunk with a thousand glasses, she was not fascinated by alcohol, but when she was about to leave the treehouse, she tripped over the chair inside and fainted. The seven dwarfs came home to find the uninvited guest, forgave Snow White for her behavior under her beautiful appearance, and gave her a quilt to prevent her from falling to the ground and catching a cold.

Snow White, who had a good night's sleep, was refreshed and took the initiative to wash the dishes and pots for the seven dwarfs and sing little songs. As the days passed, the seven dwarfs who were fatherly could not get used to seeing Snow White eating at home and waiting for death, and they all kicked her out. Snow White met the ugly queen on the road, and after eating the red apple she gave her, she felt bad.

(Bai Fang Yi shows that the whole person is not good.) ）

Snow White asserts that the apple is poisonous because it is so sweet that people want to eat the next one. The queen went out of the palace in a micro-suit, she was nervous, she only had money to buy an apple, and she was eaten by Snow White, although the apple was a bait, but the poison was on the skin, Snow White peeled off the skin and only ate the pulp, what should I do now.

The queen had an idea and tricked Snow White into having another apple in her sleeve, and Snow White believed it, and the queen took the opportunity to stun her. The prince of the neighboring country rode through the forest on a donkey, and when he saw the beautiful Snow White and the ugly queen, he immediately chose the former. The queen explains the reason to the prince, Snow White is too lazy to sleep.

The prince was overjoyed and said that he liked Snow White's character and could marry her back with a little leather whip to train her well, and the prince asked the queen for Snow White, and claimed that one day he could make Snow White turn around and change her face.

Years later, Snow White and the prince return on a donkey, and when they see the place where they first met, they can't help but sigh at the scene back then.

Snow White happily leaned on the prince's arms and said tenderly: "Fortunately, I met you, and I realized my wish to be a house girl." ”

The story ends here, Bai Fangyi believes that her performance must have touched Qi Muyu's heart, but she got Qi Muyu's head, don't worry, there is the next one.

"The first few may be the types that girls like, but this time I picked the ones that boys also like. The story is called, "The Woman Without a Face". ”

The night was dark and the wind was high, and in the dead of night, Bai Fangyi lowered his voice and said slowly in Qi Muyu's ear:

Once upon a time, there lived a girl in room 302 of the university dormitory, she was very beautiful and came from a wealthy family, but she had an indecent nickname "Big Head". The origin of the nickname is very simple, her face is swollen every time she wakes up, so she looks a lot bigger.

Datou has a boyfriend from another school, the two have been dating for three years, and they are ready to get married after graduation, but the good times don't last long, and Datou died in the dormitory in the last year. Her death was extremely tragic, her beautiful face was gone, her eyes were gouged out, her nose was cut, her mouth was sewn up, and the rest of her body was intact.

After a preliminary investigation, the police believed that someone was envious of the beauty of the big head, so they attacked her. But there are so many people coming and going in the girls' dormitory, who hates her. Soon after, the police also found the boyfriend of the big head, and learned that they usually date in the movie theater, and they talked about some trivial matters, and there was no other personal feud among them.

A month after the case, there was no clue, and the 302 dormitory was also closed by the school because of the death. Due to the thin walls, people in the neighboring dormitories reacted, and at 12 o'clock in the morning, a woman's cry for help and the clatter of a chainsaw could be heard from the 302 dormitory, which made people feel hairy.

There was a bold girl who did not believe in evil, and secretly pried open the door of the 302 dormitory in broad daylight, and through the glimmer of light, she could see that there were six beds inside, and the big head fell in front of the bed closest to the gate when she died. There was a dark stain that had dried up the blood that had flowed from the big head's body.

The girl walked into the dormitory step by step, and because the windows were sealed/locked and did not allow light, she found the electric light and turned it on, and suddenly saw several large letters written in blood on the wall, as well as several horrible bloody palm prints. "I know who you are, return my eyes and nose" The words on the wall were not dry, but were flowing down little by little, meandering, like a painting.

A smile appeared on her innocent face, and with mockery and contempt, the girl looked around, but found nothing else, and quietly slipped out again. However, no one noticed that the door to the 302 dormitory had ever been prryed open, as there was no trace of it at all.

The legal net was restored but not leaked, and the truth of the matter was still found out by the police. The woman who died was not Big Head at all, but another female student, the real Big Head and the student used to be friends, Big Head found out that the friend liked his boyfriend, and even wanted to confess to her boyfriend, Big Head took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, and took the girl into his dormitory.

In order to prevent the schoolgirl from screaming, the big head sewed the man's mouth with a needle and cut off her belt on his face with a fruit knife. She knew very well that the last thing a person saw before he died, so he gouged out the man's eyes, cut off the ugly nose by the way, and threw them down the toilet and down the drain. When she finished everything, she even packed up her valuables as soon as possible and left the scene.

Datou used to like to read detective books the most, so he understood that the police would verify the deceased through various methods, and he also came up with many ways to try to hide it, so he said that the 302 dormitory was haunted. In fact, the worst ghost is in her heart.

In order to render the horror effect, Bai Fangyi wore a cloak and then suddenly showed his face. "You, were you scared?"

"The stories I read are much more terrifying than yours, such as ......" Qi Muyu wanted to speak, but his mouth was covered by Bai Fangyi, he thought Bai Fangyi was scared.

"Wait, there's a sound outside." She heard the sound of something falling, "Do you say that girl's ghost will float over, and then say eeriely - I'm so miserable." ”

Princess Yu felt a cold swish on the back of her neck, and she turned her head sharply and found that it was her father-in-law. Princess Yu slapped Shen Wanlan, she thought there was really a ghost.

Shen Wanlan couldn't fight back after being beaten, so he asked in a low voice: "Lady, how long are you still squatting here?" ”

Princess Yu has always wanted to know the bedtime story that Bai Fang Yi told Qi Muyu, and she just heard one and thought it was okay, but she didn't expect to change the atmosphere in an instant, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to move. Princess Yu whispered to Shen Wanlan: "Xianggong carried me, my feet are numb." ”