Chapter 35: The Dinner Party Is Not Over
"You're welcome, drink hard." The fat aunt said as she filled herself with another glass.
I took a look, Brother Chao and Xiaoxi each drank a quarter, Mei Tianer and Chen Haobei drank two-thirds, Mei Di'er drank one-third, no one can be as fierce as the fat aunt.
Everyone chatted and drank, and soon there was another group of people on the stage, it was still an ancient opera.
After singing a few words on stage, Wang Yang said again: "Hunan Flower Drum Opera." ”
After the song, the fat aunt took the lead in raising a glass again.
Another group of people came up on the stage, and the performance continued.
"Hubei Chu Opera..."
"Anhui Lu Opera..."
"Henan Henan Opera..."
"Shandong Bangzi..."
"Zhao Qianqian, let's make a bet."
Several groups of actors went on and off the stage in a row, and Wang Yang said one by one what kind of local drama they were singing, and after the latest group of actors stepped down, Wang Yang suddenly said this.
I'm already a little bit on top, but not to the point of getting drunk, of course.
Hearing Wang Yang say this, I asked, "What are you betting on?" Wang Yang said: "Bet that the next one to come to the stage will sing the willow dialect, and it is an improved version of what I told you." ”
Wang Yang said very firmly, and it was obvious that she had absolute confidence in her guess.
But I didn't know where her faith came from, so I said to her through wine, "Okay, you can bet something." ”
Wang Yang thought for a while and said, "Alas, forget it, you can't really expect to gamble on a scene... Just bet on a bar. ”
I said with a little disdain, "Are you okay?" Do you still have to save people after a cup of belly? Wang Yang smiled at me and said, "Then don't you have a chance to take advantage of me?" ”
I disdainfully "cut", but just after the two of us said these words, there was another group of actors on the stage.
When the gongs and drums sounded not long after, I took a sip of the wine glass and said to Wang Yang: "I am willing to lose the bet, I will drink, hey, you tell me how you guessed it." ”
The familiar style of music coming from the stage made me instantly understand that I had lost, and they were really singing a new willow dialect.
Wang Yang glanced at me disdainfully and said, "I'll talk about it after drinking." ”
Because the two of us deliberately kept their voices very low, so when I drank alone, the fat aunt thought I was gluttonous, probably because she was afraid that I would be lonely when I drank alone, and the fat aunt picked up her wine glass and said to me: "This child, where is the reason to drink by yourself?" Come on, do one. ”
I didn't shirk either, while toasting with the fat aunt, Chen Haobei Mei Tian'er also had a toast, super brother Xiaoxi's faces were red, and they were practicing handing over a glass of wine, Xiaoxi smiled like a child.
Probably to cater to today's atmosphere, the willow repertoire on stage was very brisk, and when the song was almost over, my glass of wine was also at the bottom.
The drunkenness gradually became stronger and stronger, and I asked Wang Yang in a low voice: "Then what kind of song will you talk about next?" Unexpectedly, Wang Yang shook his head and said, "It should be gone." ”
I asked, "Say?" By what? Wang Yang smiled mysteriously and said, "Guess." ”
I didn't guess, I couldn't guess Wang Yang, so I simply picked up the wine glass that was filled by the fat aunt and touched it with Wang Yang and said, "Cheers." Wang Yang looked at Brother Chao and Xiaoxi and smiled, picked up the wine glass and took a sip.
Not long after, two more actors came up, a man and a woman, and I smiled and said, "Xiyangyang, your 'according to the word' is not accurate." Wang Yang glanced at the stage and said, "Oh, farewell concubine." ”
I asked, "What is this?" Wang Yang said: "This is very exciting, it is Peking Opera, farewell my concubine." ”
"According to Lone, today is the day when you and I are separated! More than ten years of affection and love depend on each other, and once they are separated today! … Alas! I want Xiang Yu! Pull out the mountains and cover the world, and the times are not good. If you don't die, you can't help it, and you can't help it. ”
"The king's generosity and sorrow brought tears to the eyes. When the concubine sings and dances, how about chatting to relieve her worries? ”
"Alas! There is Concubine Lao! ”
"It's a shame to be so concubine! … persuade the king to drink and listen to Yu songs, and relieve the king's depression and dancing. Ying Qin has no way to break the country, and the heroes are fighting in all directions. As the saying goes, don't deceive me, success or failure prosper in an instant. Relax and drink in the treasure tent. ”
……
"O concubine! Hurry up and fight your way out of the encirclement! ”
"O king! How could the concubine be willing to implicate the king? That's it! ”
"Ahh
"I am willing to use the sword at the waist of the king to kill myself before the king."
"This!"
"Oops! In return for the gratitude! ”
"Concubine, you ...... You can't find such a short-sightedness! ”
"O king!"
"Yu Ji!"
……
The two actors on the stage sang tactfully and affectionately in their dialogues, and even a layman like me, who didn't know anything about acting, was a little moved.
The audience was also very quiet, and after a while, I was shocked to hear a low sob, who watched so devotedly?
Looking around, it turned out to be the couple on the fifth floor of my unit, the two were hugging each other and crying, and the boy's mother was also secretly wiping her tears on the side.
I really didn't expect that two people who usually dress up very fashionably would have such a great resonance with this traditional art.
Until Yu Ji drew her sword on the stage and killed herself, suddenly the music changed and became the accompaniment of modern musical instruments.
Wang Yang said again: "Huh, the movie version?" Even "When Love Is a Thing of the Past" came out. ”
The overlord on the stage stood up from Yu Ji's "corpse" and began to sing modern songs.
"Don't talk about the past
Life has been stormy
Even if the memory can't be erased
Love and hate are still in my heart..."
is worthy of the foundation of opera, and I don't know how much better I sing than those fresh meat singers.
Suddenly, a cry came, and it was getting louder and louder, and I looked for it, and the couple and the guy's mother had changed from sobbing to crying loudly, which was a little inexplicable.
"Isn't that the case? This old man..."
Mei Tian'er's tone was quite disdainful, she was naturally despising the young man who could listen to the song and cry.
A family of three obviously did not drink less, their gaffe made their neighbors at the same table a little unbearable, under the persuasion of several neighbors, the family of three got up to say goodbye, supported each other and cried home.
"What the hell is this?" Chen Haobei said with a question mark on his face, but the fat aunt at the same table sighed and said, "Alas, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read." ”
The songs on the stage continued, and I looked around in a drunken mood, and as soon as the family left, I suddenly noticed one thing, that is, there were several classic faces in today's group gathering.
For example, the old lady in the flower dress, the faded Uncle Bai, the eldest sister of the killer on the back, the pair of good-looking men and women, etc., are not there, and even it seems that the old ancient newspaper has not appeared again after the curtain.
With that in mind, I looked up at the nineteenth floor of my unit.
In the moonlight, a light-colored figure was standing at the window, as if looking at us people.
But soon he disappeared as if he had noticed that I was observing him.
This struck me as a little strange, so I looked at the windows of the other units.
As my neck twisted, the fat aunt asked, "Hey, boy, what are you doing?" I said, "Admire the moon." ”
Wang Yang also glanced up and said, "The moon is so round tonight." ”
I subconsciously glanced at the moon at the head, it was indeed so round, and it was the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar.
Suddenly, a heart-piercing cold spread over my entire back, and I stood up in an instant, and when I looked back, I saw that the bear child I was most annoying was standing behind me facing me, with an empty cup in his hand.
I reached behind my back and touched it, it was all soaking wet, and I reached under my nose and asked, Ice Sprite.
When the bear child saw me looking at him, he was not afraid at all, and ran back to his seat with a wicked smile.
The man next to him who was wearing a shirt and trousers, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and looked like a sven scum, should be the wild father of this bear child. The man glanced at me contemptuously, then at the empty cup in the child's hand, thinking that he understood what was happening, but he didn't say anything, just smiled and refilled the bear with another glass of Sprite.
The fat aunt who sat in the same seat dragged me to sit down and said, "He's still a child, don't worry about children, it's a hot day, it's okay, it's okay, let's continue to eat." ”
I didn't sit down because I saw the bear kid walking towards me again with a full glass of Sprite.
It's just that he probably understood the anger in my eyes, and didn't dare to splash me again, but his eyes rolled and splashed on Wang Yang, who was sitting with his back to me.
A wave of anger rushed straight to my head, and I bent down and grabbed the bear child's wrist a second before he could make a move, but before I could speak, the bear child began to cry and shout, "Daddy! This uncle hits me! ”
His dad saw it this time, and walked up to me in a few steps and reprimanded, "Let go of me!" Want to die, don't you?! ”
I didn't let go of my grip on the bear, I didn't mention the cold drink on my back, I just said to him, "Your son almost spilled my friend, you or your son immediately apologize to my friend, otherwise this matter will not be over today." ”
The grandmother of the bear child also came over and said to me with a look of contempt: "Are you a man, what do you have to do with a child?" Still shameless? The fat aunt also said: "That is, the child is still young, what do you care about him?" Big and small, be generous and many. ”
I said, "The child is young and ignorant, and his father is not young, right?" His dad is not sensible either? ”
The bear child cried even more fiercely, but I still didn't let go, and his father glared at me and said, "I count to three, if you don't let go of my son, you will bear the consequences, one!" ”
"Apologize to my friend." I stared at the man in front of me and said, Wang Yang pulled me aside and persuaded me to let go.
"Two!" The man continued to count.
"Apologize to my friend!" I also accentuated the tone.
"Three!"
"Apologize to my friend!"
Seeing that I hadn't let go, the man pointed his finger at me without speaking, and then suddenly grabbed a glass on my desk and threw it directly to the ground.
There was a "bang", like a signal, and seven or eight strong men about his age all got up from their seats and walked towards me.
"Wang Yang, you take Xiaoxi first."
I heard Brother Chao's voice, and when I looked back, he was slowly standing up, and the hand that could still move was holding a pointed bamboo chopstick like a dagger.
Chen Haobei also said: "Xiao Tian'er Xiao Di'er, you two go back first." Mei Tian'er said: "Sister, you go back first, sister will reappear today." ”
As he spoke, he picked up the fish-shaped plate on the table, grabbed the tail of the fish and flipped it over, and poured all the remaining fish meat on the table, and then carried the plate in his hand like a sword.
Probably because of the strength of the wine, the difference in numbers did not give any fear to the people on my side.
The singing on the stage continued, and some of the audience were watching the stage, and some were watching us.
Riding a tiger, Wang Yang got up and grabbed Xiao Xi with one hand, and Mei Tian'er with the other and was just about to leave, when he suddenly heard Chen Haobei shouting: "Fuck your uncle, the one who dares to bully Lao Tzu, do you know who Lao Tzu is?" Drop a wine glass and give you a cow pie, watch Brother Hao drop a wine jar for you! ”
After Chen Haobei finished speaking, he lifted the quaint wine jar on the table and smashed it to the ground, and a scene that surprised me appeared, the fat aunt, the parents of the bear child and his grandmother, and some people who were closer shouted at Chen Haobei with horror on their faces at the same time: "Don't! ”
However, it was too late, there was a crisp "click", and the pottery wine jar was smashed to pieces, and when I looked down, I unconsciously let go of the hand holding the bear child, and then vomited.
The things exposed in the broken wine jar made me extremely disgusting, and at a cursory glance, there were snakes, geckos, toads, and some maggots that could not be named, and even seemed to be still wriggling, and there were some things that I didn't know what they were, this is what the fat aunt said about their homemade medicinal wine?
Why didn't you pour these things out when you poured the wine just now?
Before I could figure it out, my head was dizzy, and then I didn't know anything...