Chapter Twenty-Nine: It's Hard to Be a Fool

Even on the day of Su Zimei and Du Yingqiu's wedding, the genius was shining, Yizhi went to Du's mansion to wash her makeup, and when she arrived at Yingqiu's boudoir, she had changed into a wedding dress, sat in front of the mirror and made up, and saw Yizhi from the mirror, stretched out her hand happily, and said: "Good sister, come over and talk to me, I'm about to pout nervously." ”

Yizhi stepped forward with a smile, held Yingqiu's hand with both hands, and said, "I finally got what I wanted, and I have to hold it at this juncture." ”

Yingqiu smiled and calmed down.

Not long after, Yingqiu's little maid Fangchun came to urge Yizhi to change into the clothes of the maid, and Yizhi went to the side room, and went to Fang Zhi, and the other two maids had changed into green maid clothes to eat hot Yuanzi in the side room, Fangchun introduced the names of the two to Yizhi, one is called Qiaozhier, and the other is called Shounuer, both are tall and chic characters with tall eyes, and the two of them got up to greet Yizhi, and Yizhi was about to return the gift, but Fangchun couldn't help but say it, and pulled her into the house.

I didn't know why, while changing my clothes, I secretly asked the girl about the origin of the two.

Fang Chun only said: "The hired courtesan, when the aunt comes to greet her in a while, doesn't she want to block the door, the girl just hides behind the two of her, and she doesn't have to come out of the way." When I heard this, I didn't feel even more confused.

After changing clothes, Fangchun served Yizhi to eat Bi Yuanzi, and with Qiao Zhier, Shou Nuer was waiting for the bride to dress up in the side room, crying for the wedding ceremony, there was a burst of firecrackers outside the house that was earth-shattering, and there was a deafening music of the makeup ceremony, a little girl ran into the house and shouted: "Come on, come on!" ”

The three of them got up and went back to the gate.

The boys in front of the gate have already built a human wall, pretty branches, Shou Nuer lazily standing in front of the human wall, remembering Fangchun standing from the side, not long after, I saw Su Zimei wearing a red brocade dress, splendid saddle sheath, riding a horse - he was born with an ape back bee waist, handsome and straight, with joy on his face, the male maid behind him, welcoming guests in purple sandalwood clothes, except for Wen Yanbo, are all burly and majestic, and the two of them are more and more handsome and extraordinary.

Su Zimei led everyone to get off the saddle and rushed forward, Fang Chun hurriedly pulled Yizhi to the side, and the boys behind him then hugged each other, and the two sides were deadlocked for a while, but the man was strong and strong, and he couldn't resist it, Qiao Zhier and Shou Nuer stopped everyone, rolled up their sleeves, revealing two white jade-like arms, leaning forward with a magnificent chest, bluffing Su Zimei retreated again and again, and the welcoming party was crowded, and the feet were trampled.

Qiao Zhi'er scolded: "Since the Du officials entrusted my sisters to guard the door, you Su Dalang want to marry the eldest girl of the Du family, and you need to follow the rules of our sisters!" Speaking of which, there is a trick to everything, and you should bow down and work hard, so that you can achieve it overnight without effort. At this time, they were in a hurry again, swarming forward, looking at us and seeing if we didn't open, how did you come in again? The day has just come up to the treetops, and there is still a while to spend time, so I'll see how you explain it later! ”

The guests laughed, and Su Zimei smiled: "Miss is so horizontal, but she is really more imposing than Yuan Shugong, who is a husband who is not open, and we are all people who must change their mistakes, and please give Miss rules." ”

Qiao Zhi'er said: "The groom has opened his mouth, that is, he should go down, if there is anyone who does not follow the rules, look at my sister, I will not spare it!" As he spoke, he pointed to all the guests one by one.

Someone in the welcoming pile laughed: "The groom should be down, it's his business, for this delicate bride, no matter how much face you want, you have to give up, according to the rules of the young lady, one is one, two is two, it's not a problem." But our brothers are rude people who don't know how to be polite, but no matter this rule, that rule, it's just nonsense, Miss said what kind of rule it is, if it's a good rule, we will naturally bow down, if it's a bad rule, we won't be too late! ”

The rest of the guests applauded.

Qiao Zhi'er shook Su Zimei's sleeves and said angrily: "The groom, look at the good welcome you invited, you don't care?" ”

Su Zimei smiled: "I want to take care of it, I can't control these people." ”

Shou Nu'er glanced at Su Zimei and said with a smile: "I have heard that Su Dalang is Mr. Liu Yongliu's seat, but coincidentally, I am also Mr. Liu's seat, since this is the case, it is better to sing the first "Yu Chi Cup, Pet Beauty" first, and show our bride how to express her determination." ”

The guests laughed and coaxed, Su Zimei smiled and shook her head, as a last resort, she cleared her throat, at this time, there were children in the Du Mansion who offered the pipa, put the guzheng in place, and the pretty branches, Shounuer played music.

Su Zimei sang: "Spoil the beauty." It is difficult to compare with Jiuqu red powder. Natural tender face moth, not pretending to be Zhu Zhucui. Autumn water. Elegant, coquettish first when you want to speak. ”

Yizhi knew that Su Zimei loved to listen to music the most, but she was most afraid of singing, and when she saw him blushing and stumbling, she looked at him and laughed.

There are welcome guests who sing in harmony: "Every time we meet, the moon and the evening flowers, there is deep meaning in our own pity." ”

Another singer sang in harmony: "Silk phoenix pillow mandarin quilt." In the depths, the jade trees lean against each other. ”

Su Zimei had someone to help, and she was much more confident, so she didn't go out of tune, nor did she trill, and then sang: "Sleepy and happy, the hibiscus tent is warm, don't be annoying." Romantic affairs, rare and beautiful. The situation has been broken, and Xiangyun is an oath. and will be happy together, and they will not be lightly divided. ”

The guests applauded for a long time, Shou Nu'er stopped everyone, and said to Su Zimei with a smile: "Although this voice is embarrassing, in the end it is an expression of heart, the bride is listening to it, maybe how to be excited, you two are beautiful tonight, I have a share of credit, should you be rewarded." ”

Su Zimei smiled: "It's right." With that, he gave Wen Yanbo a look.

Wen Yanbo took out three red envelopes from his arms and handed them to Shou Nu'er, Shou Nu'er had already looked at Wen Yanbo with full eyes, this time he was about to touch, just what he wanted, so he covered his lips with a fan and smiled, when he took the red envelope with both hands, he deliberately held his hand, and it took about a sentence or two to let go.

Yizhi watched from afar, not feeling stunned, but he didn't make a sound, just stared at him.

Shou Nu'er glanced at the red envelope, and said coquettishly: "This lady is so handsome, how can you not like it." ”

Wen Yanbo asked, "What did Miss say this?" ”

Shounuer said: "What do you hear, isn't it what?" ”

There was another burst of coaxing to welcome guests, Wen Yanbo couldn't, and said with a smile: "Sister, you can't talk nonsense, I haven't married a wife yet, and my reputation is very important." ”

Qiao Zhi'er crossed her waist and laughed: "The talent of an official has not yet married a wife, it can be seen that he was told by his sister!" If you want me to say it, you don't have to hide it, some diseases need to be cured with medicine, and some diseases can be trained and trained! ”

Everyone laughed again, and someone in the welcome shouted: "Yan Bo, let the young lady know if you are in the middle of the meal!" "Someone you push him, I'll push him.

Seeing that everyone was arching him forward, seeing that he was getting closer and closer to Shounu'er, he became more and more flustered, and he stood on tiptoe unconsciously.

Shou Nu'er's eyes were affectionate, and he looked at Wen Yanbo with a smile for a while, seeing that he was just smiling, not stubble, nor close, and afraid that the atmosphere of heat would fade, he hurriedly stopped everyone and said: "Don't you understand this, although you have sealed three red envelopes to our sisters, but those boys behind us, can't they stand in vain." ”

Wen Yanbo suddenly smiled: "What Miss reminded me is that I really didn't expect it, I should fight, I should fight." As he spoke, he counted on his heart and glanced at the person beside him, who understood and passed the news one after another.

Wen Yanbo turned around and grabbed two handfuls of copper coins from the lacquer tray behind him, and was about to sprinkle them on everyone.

Yizhi noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: "The guests are going to throw money, if this is the case, we can't let people underestimate it, he will be sprinkled by him, and when the trouble is over, sweep and sweep, everyone has a share, and those who do not rob at this moment will be rewarded with money." ”

The guests were stunned when they heard this, and suddenly laughed again, and someone said: "This can't be done, this pair of the first two rouge tigers in front of us, and the first female Zhuge in the back, we have nothing to do!" ”

As he spoke, someone squeezed out of the crowd, beckoned to Yizhi again, and shouted: "This young lady, look at the dress, she is also a good looker, what are you doing hiding behind, come here, let's compete." ”

Yizhi listened to the crowd talk a lot, and he didn't want to be in the limelight, but he saw that everyone's eyes shot over for a while, so he had to come forward and say all blessings to everyone.

Suddenly, Su Zimei couldn't help but glance at her, but when he wanted to make himself accommodating, he ignored it and said, "I came forward, dare to ask the official for any advice?" ”

The man looked up and down the memory, only to feel that he was elegant, he was used to playing among the flowers, he had seen countless women of all kinds, he didn't feel clear, just shook his head, and said with a smile: "Sister looks at the delicate and soft, thin and timid, but it is a staked person, in fact, on weekdays, I am also a good person who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, considerate and subservient, but today, we are entrusted by Zimei, to meet him for him, if you are interested, I naturally have more interests than you, if you are offended, you can't blame me, I will come to the door another day to apologize!" ”

When everyone heard about the covers, they started to coax.

Remembering the deep meaning, he said with a smile: "Since the official said that if I am interested, you have to be more interested than me, there must always be some ability, in this case, you might as well greet directly, than the reality of saying this half-day vernacular, you are standing annoyed in vain, and let the bride wait in vain, we should be blamed for not being sensible." For another moment, I contemplated the history books and poems I had read in the past, and I was afraid that I would fall into the background.

The crowd laughed, and one of the greeters pushed the man and said, "You've met an opponent too!" ”

The man was full of interest and was about to speak, Su Zimei hurriedly pushed the man with her elbow and said softly: "This is my own sister, I can't make trouble." ”

The man shouted first: "My own sister ......" unconsciously reacted, and then whispered: "How can you have a sister in your own family, and what kind of family is it?" ”

Su Zimei said: "The younger sister of my aunt's family, the girl of Yan Daguan's family." ”

The man suddenly felt very sorry, but he couldn't, so he had to pause and wonder: "Since you are your own sister, why did you stand up there, why don't you stand up quickly, we are a family." ”

Yizhi smiled and said: "Why do you brothers come to greet your cousin, and why do your sisters block the door for your sister, this is today's task, I can't do it, please give me advice." ”

Seeing that the person couldn't show it, he said, "How long will it take for this to continue, so it's better to break through directly!" ”

Wen Yanbo hurriedly said: "This is reasonable, the person on the other side listens, this uncle is his own aunt, what's the point of making trouble, it's better to ask for more rewards, this will not be blocked, afterwards, your aunt will reward two Mo money!" As he spoke, he threw all the copper coins in the wooden lacquer tray into the sky.

The boys were already tired of standing, and suddenly saw the copper coins in the sky rolling in the air, and after a while, they fell to the ground one after another, and there was a dingdong sound, and they immediately rushed up.

The guests saw the opportunity to rush up, Qiao Zhi'er, Shou Nu'er reached out to stop, but there were two burly people, one by one, hugged Qiao and Shou away, Yi Zhi saw the menacing, and hurriedly retreated, Wen Yanbo first pulled her to her side, and then raised his right arm to block the crowd for her.

Su Zimei used the strength of the crowd to squeeze into the encirclement, and ran into the house with a puff of smoke.

Yi Zhi laughed angrily and said: "It can be seen that when you get married, you can't just find a female maid, you have to find a female sumo wrestler." ”

Wen Yanbo saw that everyone was pouring into the mansion with the groom's officials, so he led Yizhi inside, and said with a smile while walking: "Blocking the door is just a joke, ask for a reward, you should be a test of literary talent, but it is a very serious style, and you don't realize that you are being molested." ”

Yizhi glanced at him, and said angrily: "You are a rake, and I don't know who is being molested, but you have the face to say that I am being molested, and I am being molested, and I can not notice it at all?" ”

Wen Yanbo smiled and shook Wu Yizhi's hand, and whispered in his ear: "'Delicate and soft, thin and timid. 'Isn't this a flirtation, what is it, do you want me to dismantle his words?' I dare to say, do you dare to listen? ”

When I thought about it, my face suddenly turned red, and I felt that I couldn't hold it on my face, and said angrily: "You, you are your cousin's concubine, this time, don't welcome the bride together, and what are you doing next to me." ”

Wen Yanbo said with a smile: "Zimei is afraid that there will be a lot of things today, and she won't be able to take good care of you, so she told me again and again, I don't have to worry about the things next to me, just take care of you, don't let those hungry wolves get dirty." With his hands behind his back, he whispered in Yizhi's ear: "It's a pity that he has exhausted all his tricks, but he is one move short, but in fact, I am the hungriest one." He smiled triumphantly.

When Yizhi heard this, he was angry and laughed, stared at him, and said, "I don't understand, why are you hiding it from your cousin?" ”

Even in the main courtyard, the backyard has already gotten the news that Du Yuhe is carrying Du Yingqiu on his back and stepping on the big red felt carpet, surrounded by two columns of mothers-in-law wearing big red peonies, and walks towards Su Zimei, Su Zimei hurriedly helped Du Yingqiu off Du Yuhe's back, and the two were hugged by clusters of flowers and went to the front hall.

Wen Yanbo said: "You have to know how he used to behave, not only to show you around, but also for fear that others will look at you, but whenever someone pays attention to inquiring, he will take up twenty years of eldest brother like a father, the more intentional, the more he will not let him get close to you." Fortunately, I kept an eye on it, hid it and didn't say it, and knocked on the side, only to know that no matter how good a brother is, once he is concerned with you, he always feels that this place is not good, or that place is not good, in short, there is a reason for it. ”

After a pause, he smiled again: "Although I have played with him since I was a child, I often have to be guarded against, if he knows the truth, it will be difficult to get close to you again." ”

Yizhi smiled at Su Zimei's back and said, "There is such a thing, it's strange that no one cares about me, it turns out that he made trouble." But he was grateful for a moment, and his eyes softened a lot when he looked at him, and suddenly remembered, and said with a smile: "I thought that the book day of Suiyang Academy was the first day of our first acquaintance, but you said no, after I went back, I searched my liver and lungs and recalled, and I couldn't remember when and where you and I had met, or I remembered it after listening to my father's suggestion." ”

The bridegroom and the bride went into the main hall to say goodbye to their parents, and the rest of them were under the porch, listening around the house, and some were scattered in the courtyard talking.

Wen Yanbo smiled: "Did you really remember it?" ”

Yizhi was slightly stunned, and said: "That day in the Secret Pavilion, my father said that Lu Gongbi and I had quarreled over a crab at your eldest brother's wedding banquet, and I remembered what happened later - the two of us quarreled endlessly, and were hugged by their respective nurses, and your old grandmother took a lot of fruit to coax me ......"

Wen Yanbo said with a smile: "There are some gluttonous girls, who took the fruit and wanted crabs, crying so much that they shook the earth and sobbed, I couldn't hold my hands when I heard it, so I simply gave you my share of crabs, and then stopped." I still remember when I was dismissed, you suddenly came to me, tiptoed to my ear, and told me that the great kindness is unforgettable, and he will be thanked in the future, I listened and laughed at the time, thinking of what kind of book you little girl read, how did you write down these two sentences, but I didn't dare to say it directly, only when you left, I took a towel and wiped off the spit that sprayed half of my face, and the fruit dregs. ”

Yizhi felt faceless again, and said angrily: "If it weren't for the love of that crab, a person like you, I would ignore you." ”

Wen Yanbo said: "You are clearly a person who doesn't recognize people in a blink of an eye, where do you get the affection." ”

He paused for a moment, and then said: "Although you have opened your face for six or seven years, you don't look like you were childish when you were a child, but that day in Suiyang Academy, I recognized it at a glance." I thought you knew me too, with a sweet smile, asked me if it was hot, and brought me water to drink, I was happily not knowing why, thinking that the crab was not in vain, but I didn't think about it, and before I could reach out to catch the water, Zimei took it with a pair of big hands, and smacked my lips and disgusted while drinking, not afraid of your laughter, we have known each other for nearly 20 years, and there is no one more tired of him than at that moment. ”

Memories sneered, and pressed it again.

Wen Yanbo continued: "In those six or seven years, although you and I haven't met, I always heard Zimei mention it, I know that he protects you tightly, so I don't dare to show traces easily, and I heard him say that your father intends to give you to Fu Liangbi, just as he has nothing to do with you, and I think it's not bad to see you occasionally, where did I think of it...... It can be seen that the world is unpredictable. As he spoke, he smiled and looked at Yizhi.

Yizhi glanced at him and said, "You and I have designated me to marry you, and I don't know where I got the confidence." ”

Wen Yanbo said: "You just wait and see." ”

The sea of memories was turbulent, and he didn't dare to show his traces, so he couldn't hold back for a while, and secretly glanced at Wen Yanbo.

It happened that a mother-in-law came out of the main hall, let the boy pass the eaves outside the gate, after a while, there was a boy to report ready, Fang Chunfei ran to the side of the memory to standby, after about two or three sentences, Su Zimei and Du Yingqiu came out of the main hall, and played the ritual music for a while.

Su Zimei helped Du Yingqiu to get into the car first, and then went to the front to ride a horse, Fangchun helped Yi to get into a carriage behind, and Wen Yanbo rode with him.

The group blew and blow, and even Su Mansion, Su Zimei and the crowd welcomed the guests to get off the saddle first and returned to the front of the house.

Yizhi got out of the car with the help of Fangchun, opened the embroidered curtain and invited the bride to come out, Du Yingqiu came out of the car, and did not get out of the car.

After the ceremony of "sprinkling bean valley", the girl took the bucket, and presented the wooden lacquer tray with the sealed red envelope, the memory of the end, the autumn equinox and a should blow the beater, the coachman, etc., there are good things are especially not enough, and the trouble is to block the door, the memory has to hold the porcelain basin that presents the copper coin, and the autumn comes to scatter, and everyone coaxes and robs it, before giving way.

Seeing this, Su Zimei quickly got off the Danqi, stepped on the big red felt mat and even in front of the car, and Yizhi got out of the car with Yingqiu, Su Zimei carried Yingqiu on her back, and walked to the house amid the sound of everyone playing.

When he went to the new house, he went through the salutes one by one, and there were relatives who accompanied the guests to carry Su Zimei away, and even thanked relatives and friends in the front yard.

At this time, it was already nightfall, and the courtyards of Sufu were splendidly lit up, illuminating half of the sky. Six male and female bridesmaids and one or two of the guests formed a table and ranked second.

The male maids helped Su Zimei to greet each other, Qiao Zhi'er and Shou Nu'er were making friends everywhere, left and right, and only one person sat alone at this table.

On this day, except for the bowl of hot Yuanzi in the morning, I never even drank hot tea, and I was hungry and thirsty at this time, so I looked around in private and ate a few mouthfuls of food.

Su Zimei was trying to persuade Zhan to socialize everywhere, passed by her, pulled her to a secluded place, and said in a low voice: "You have seen it before, those people are used to messing around, so I invited you to be lively, and I learned that Yingqiu invited you to be a maidess, so I hurriedly removed the next one and replaced it with Yanbo, so I offended that person." ”

After a pause, he said: "If someone comes to trouble you for a while, don't pay attention to them, if they pour you wine, you just have to take a snack, and hide behind Yanbo if you have anything, don't listen to them fanning the flames, eat more, you know." ”

Yizhi nodded, Su Zimei still had to instruct, but he had been taken away, Yizhi smiled, and returned to the table, Wen Yanbo didn't know where he came from, sat down next to Yizhi, Yizhi vaguely smelled the smell of wine on his body, frowned and said: "This is the banquet, how much have you drunk, it is already so delicious." ”

Wen Yanbo said in a low voice: "I didn't drink much, I just showed my face everywhere, poured a few glasses, and secretly sprayed some wine on my body, there is no smell of wine on this occasion, which one can spare you." ”

Remembering the way: "Why didn't you spray some on my cousin, he was a thorn in the head today, and everyone wanted to punish him." ”

Wen Yanbo pointed to the two boys beside Su Zimei and said: "There are two of them, he can't get drunk, he is the groom's official today, everyone is staring, how to get fake, you need to wait a little longer." ”

When Yizhi heard this, he was stunned, and there was a burst of chirp in his abdomen, and his face immediately turned red.