I looked at this cute young man a little unresponsively, and before I could think of what to say, he pointed to my head and asked, "Brother Zhu, what's going on with your head?" ”

I didn't intend to satisfy his curiosity about my head, but asked, "... Neighbor? Did you move in? Where to stay? Brother Wonton pointed to the unit in Chen Haobei and said, "Then, that's the unit, 1202, Brother Zhu, you have time to sit down." ”

1202, downstairs of Chen Hao's north house.

I am downstairs is the Mei sisters, Chen Haobei downstairs is this goods, is this community only rented out these two floors?

I don't have time to think about anything else, what I care more about is Li Xiaomeng, this eldest sister has rarely stopped for a while, is this what kind of moth is this?

When I think of Li Xiaomeng, my head is big for a while, and I really respond to that sentence: gentlemen don't kill, villains don't mess with. provoked a person like Li Xiaomeng, this feels no different from messing with a bullshit plaster.

Having said that, Li Xiaomeng's whole play, nine times out of ten, the target is still Chen Haobei, so is it a coincidence that this guy lives downstairs in Chen Haobei?

Thinking of this, I decided to ask him directly, anyway, this guy looks stupid and looks like he is very good at talking.

So I asked, "Hey, it seems that your unit is not close to our community, why did you come to live with us?" ”

Brother Wonton was really quick to speak, and replied without turning around: "Oh, it's not that I want to live here, it's Sister Li of our unit that I told Brother Zhu last time, she asked us to come to this community to see the house, Sister Li said that the rent in this community is cheap, and it is the most suitable for us to make a staff dormitory." ”

"You... Guys? "I'm a little stunned, this is a group?

Brother Wonton replied: "Yes, yes, we, I have another colleague with me, and the two of us came to this unit on the same day, so the two of us live here alone, because the original staff dormitory is full, so we have to do this." ”

Two of them, the original dormitory is full, well, the reason is in the past.

I thought about it and asked, "By the way, have you mentioned me to your Sister Li?" ”

Brother Wonton immediately clapped his hands and said, "I mentioned it!" I told Sister Li about the joke I made last time I ate wontons, and our Sister Li was very happy to listen to it, Brother Zhu still remembers, right? Yo roar roar roar... It's so embarrassing, thanks to Brother Zhu for helping me resolve the embarrassment. ”

This dude's laughter is so weird...

I casually asked, "Did you mention my name?" Brother Wonton replied: "I mentioned it, and my sister Li also said that this is a good name, and those who give this name are blessed." ”

"That's what she said? Didn't say anything else? ”

I asked a little suspiciously, and Brother Wonton nodded very firmly and said, "Yes, I also asked Sister Li if I knew you, but unfortunately Sister Li also said that I didn't know you, alas... That's right! My house has just been cleaned up, and people from our unit will come to celebrate the housewarming of me and my colleagues tonight, Brother Zhu, come too! Even if you are the first friend I Wang Xiaohua met in my new home, please take care of me in the future, if you have cable needs at home, you can contact me! ”

Why is this guy always startled when he talks? Was that the same when I graduated? Is it the excitement of entering society for the first time?

I thought for a moment and said, "Hmm... Xiaohua, Brother Zhu already has a date tonight, I'm sorry, I can't accompany you, you guys have a good time. But... But don't move too much, I know the person you live upstairs, he's a pervert, men and women kill together, there is no distinction between humans and animals, and he has been sentenced to 16 times for sexually harassing wild boars and sheep and other animals, and he went in when he was eight years old, and he just came out last week, do you remember to say to your colleague, don't provoke that person, no matter what the reason is, don't provoke him, and don't make noise with him, understand? ”

Wang Xiaohua was frightened at first, and then said with a sad face: "I'm afraid it won't work, my sister Li said, in order to cultivate our ability to deal with customers, we are required to have a good relationship with our neighbors, especially the neighbors upstairs and downstairs who are prone to conflicts, I can't live up to our Sister Li's hard work!" Alas, how could you meet such a neighbor? ”

Sure enough, Li Xiaomeng's 'drunkard's intention' is only in Brother Hao, and he hasn't done much to explain the first task to this young man.

I thought about it and decided to scare him again and leave, so I said to him, "Son, think carefully about yourself, is chastity important, or is the body important? Think carefully, follow what you really think in your heart, don't let the outside world interfere with you, believe in yourself, you can! ”

"Chastity... Body..."Wang Xiaohua was confused by my two words, raised his head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky and pondered.

I resisted the smile of the prank and prepared to say goodbye to him, when suddenly a rumbling sound sounded behind me, and it was getting closer and closer, so loud that it was hard not to pay attention. I turned around, and it was a medium-sized truck coming my way.

I was curious to look at this kind of car model that I hadn't seen much in the community, of course, not about the car itself, but about what was on the back pocket of the car.

It seemed to be an instrument, quite large, covered with a dark green tarpaulin, and it was impossible to see what was inside the canvas at all.

There were several people standing around the canvas, one of them was Ah San, I didn't know the rest of the people except him, all of them were wearing the same blue workshop uniforms, but there was no sign on the clothes that would help them identify them.

Looking at the direction the truck was heading, it was obviously going to enter the entrance to the underground garage next to me.

It was a big slope with a turn, and just as the front of the car was about to enter the slope, Ah San shouted, "Slow down!" Slow down! Be slow! Hold it up! ”

After shouting, he beckoned a few other people in overalls to help the instrument under the canvas, and seeing their battle, I hurriedly asked, "Brother A, what is this transport?" Can I help you? ”

Ah San smiled at me and said, "No, we're also doing others a favor, there are enough of us so many, you can do your job." ”

As I spoke, the truck's speed had become very slow, and I said yes, and at the same time asked curiously, "Oh, what is this?" Looks strange advanced. ”

The truck slowly walked down, and Ah San replied casually: "Geological probe!" Tunneling aids..."

With his voice, the truck gradually drove underground.

I was confused and pondered what Ah San said, geological detector? What are you going to do? Are you going to raise pangolins under the community, so check it out in advance?

Suddenly, my phone rang, and I took it out to take a look. Why did Xiaoxi call me?