Chapter 5 The Attack on the King Next Door
There were people in the elevator, a mother and son, the mother couldn't tell the specific age, thirty or forty years old, and the little boy looked eight or nine years old.
Before the elevator door opened, I heard a "bang" sound, and as soon as I opened it, I saw that the little boy was practicing standing high jump in the elevator.
I didn't speak, I walked into the elevator and looked at the floor button board, and sure enough, the floor command lights below the 13th floor were on, and the bear child was still jumping and pressing.
I didn't say anything, just turned my head and looked at his mother with a smile, thinking that being a mother is such a habitual child, I should be tired like this...
The mother of the bear child was struggling to hold a very thick stack of books, which were scattered for some reason, and the woman could only use two hands and one knee to hold the books against the stainless steel bulkhead of the elevator cabin.
It seemed that the woman couldn't move at all, and if she moved a little, the books would scatter to the floor.
The leg she was holding on to the ground was already shaking a little, and when she saw me come in, she looked at me with a look that surprised me, not for help, but... It seemed like she was blaming me, blaming me for not helping her.
What do I owe you?
After looking at it for a while, I turned my gaze to the bear child, who was still in the bear.
In fact, I have already thought about it at this time, as long as she speaks to stop her bear child, I will help her carry the book.
However, she didn't say a word, and let her children mess around.
It's good, I'm not in a hurry anyway, and I'm not tired.
Now many elevators have an error correction function, and the error button can be canceled as long as you double-click, but since the bear child doesn't care about his mother, then I don't care.
The excessively slow elevator made me a little bored, so bored that I wanted to find something to pass the time, and after thinking about it, I squeezed out a bright smile at the eldest sister and said, "Your child is so cute." ”
The eldest sister ignored me.
I continued: "Your child is so good-looking. ”
The eldest sister still ignored me.
I continued: "Your child is very smart at first sight. ”
The eldest sister still ignored me.
I continued: "You child, you are very gifted at first sight, and you will become a great weapon in time, and your future is limitless. ”
The eldest sister finally looked at me again.
"Ding Dong~"
Finally arrived on the first floor, I walked out of the elevator by myself, and after walking a few steps, I looked back and saw that the bear child was still pressing the elevator button randomly, and Sister Xiong was still maintaining that weird and difficult posture.
As the elevator doors slowly closed, the mother and son disappeared from my sight.
Didn't you have time to come out? Or was it meant to go to the underground garage? But the bear child doesn't seem to have pressed the button of minus 1 or minus 2.
It's also interesting to say, how many households are there in this community? There are two levels of underground parking, it's really... It's quite spacious.
Alas, in response to that sentence, every bear child has a pair of bear parents behind him, which is really not false at all.
As soon as I walked out of the security door of the unit building, suddenly the mobile phone rang, I glanced at it and directly connected to the mobile phone and said, "Hey? What's wrong Brother Chao? ”
Brother Chao's voice came from the opposite side: "Brother Qian, Zhu Bajie may really have an accident." I asked, "How?" ”
Brother Chao said: "Just now, the teacher of Zhu Bajie's girl's school called his office, guess what?" His daughter didn't go to school for a day, and Zhu Bajie and his family didn't ask for leave from the school, and the school teacher contacted Zhu Bajie and his daughter-in-law, but they couldn't be contacted at all. ”
I couldn't help but slow down, the contact information of Zhu Bajie in the school is not the same as our gang, we are the subordinates of Zhu Bajie, we all know Zhu Bajie's three mobile phone numbers and his landline at home, the school may only know Zhu Bajie's mobile phone number, but they know one more number than us, that is, the number of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law.
I said into my phone, "What do you mean... Zhu Bajie's wife also lost contact? ”
Brother Chao said on the other side: "Yes, look at what it means, Zhu Bajie is a family of three who have lost contact collectively." ”
I said, "Traveling in a group?" Brother Chao said: "Fart, this Leng Buding's whole family has turned off the phone, by the way, his daughter also has a mobile phone, and it is also turned off, you will take your family on a trip like this?" I didn't say hello to anyone, and the whole family disappeared with a 'click'? ”
I said, "Definitely not, at most it's a 'piu', absolutely not a 'click'." Brother Chao said: "I don't tease you, anyway, this matter is quite strange, you should pay attention." ”
I asked a little strangely, "What do I keep in mind?" Brother Chao said: "It's nothing, I just remind you, anyway, this thing is weird, let's wait and see." ”
After chatting with Brother Chao for a few more words, I hung up the phone and went to pull my bed in a daze.
At the furniture market, I picked up some wardrobes or something, anyway, it was a trip.
When moving furniture with the master of pulling goods, it was not surprising that Lao Wang came out after a few moves.
He gestured at me vigorously to make me quieter, and looked at me with a bitter and aggrieved expression on his face.
I ignored him, and the master was busy with all the work at our pace, and as soon as the master was sent away and the door was closed, Lao Wang came to knock on the door.
I didn't even look at the cat's eye, I opened the door directly and learned Lao Wang's hypocritical smile and said: "Yo, Brother Wang, what do you say, what kind of wind blew you over?" ”
Lao Wang was stunned for a moment, and there seemed to be a trace of embarrassment on his face, but he immediately said: "Xiao Zhao, look at this..."
I directly interrupted him and said, "Brother Wang, don't worry, one bed is enough for me to sleep in, and I won't move any more big furniture." ”
Lao Wang thought for a moment, and then looked at the room behind me, and I swung my head with the swing of his head, blocking his vision tightly.
Lao Wang and I danced like this for a while, and even I felt embarrassed, and he didn't even feel how reckless he was in doing so.
On the 27th swing, I put my hands on his shoulders and said, "Brother Wang, is there anything else?" Only then did Lao Wang stop swaying and said, "Ah, it's okay, then brother, you are busy, I won't bother." ”
I cooperated and pushed him out and closed the door of my room.
Continue to tidy up, make the bed, and tidy up.
After a busy day, when it was dark, I finally made this new house a little popular.
Why do you always think that there is something missing? That's right, it's WiFi.
My stomach was rumbling, and I was out preparing to forage for food, and at the same time I called someone to come and install broadband tomorrow.
After going downstairs, I thought about it and called Brother Chao, and Brother Chao on the other end of the phone said that Zhu Bajie's family still couldn't be contacted, and colleagues were already thinking about whether to call the police or go to Zhu Bajie's house first.
Brother Chao's tone was still full of schadenfreude, but I couldn't laugh a little.
In case Zhu Bajie really goes missing, then... Am I really suspicious? After all, it seems that the last person Zhu Bajie saw before he disappeared was me...
I hung up the phone and found a wonton restaurant casually, and went home after a simple dinner, and at ten o'clock in the evening, I was lying on the bed and was about to go to bed, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
Is it still Lao Wang? What's the matter? It can't be the other two neighbors who never showed up, right?
When I got up, I saw that Lao Wang's unattractive face was still in the cat's eyes.
I took a deep breath, opened the door, and asked with a smile, "Brother Wang, it's not early, what are you doing?" ”
Lao Wang smiled as always and said: "That's the case, Xiao Zhao, I heard that you young people like to install some kind of radiation emitter, which is particularly harmful to people, do you have one here?" ”
"Radiation emitters? What is it? Are young people so fierce now? What kind of high-tech weapon is this? I asked with a question mark.
Lao Wang said: "That's it, that's what, saying that with that thing, you young people can contact directly through mobile phones, and you can also surf the Internet, but there will be very strong radiation, the one that will kill people!" ”
I see, this grandson is talking about wireless routers, and this grandson is talking about radiation that refers to special WiFi signals.
Did you overhear me on the phone just now? I thought to myself, but I didn't say it.
I tried to be as calm as I could and said, "Brother Wang, are you talking about wireless networks?" Before, you said that you couldn't cook on the fire, for fear that the oil smoke would smoke your sister-in-law, to be honest, although this requirement is already very excessive, but I can still understand it somewhat. But the radiation of this wireless network is not as big as that of a TV, so you still have this common sense, right? Besides, what era is this, and who doesn't have a wireless network? You're... Isn't it a bit of a bully? ”
After saying these words, I looked at Lao Wang coldly, waiting for his reaction.
The smile on Lao Wang's face also disappeared, and he changed into a look of hatred for iron and steel, and said to me: "Oh, young man, how can you do this? Why are you so immoral? ”
I said: "It's not that the whole world thinks about you just because it's called Gongdexin, Gongde's heart is mutual, and your wife's pregnancy is not my credit, I listen to you if you don't let me cook on the fire, almost, right?" ”
The bitterness and hatred on Lao Wang's face also disappeared, and he suddenly changed into a scoundrel look, shaking his legs and squinting at me with his nostrils.
Talent, the acting skills of these three face-changing faces are at least several streets and one Hollywood better than those facial paralysis stars.
"What? You still don't listen to it, do you? ”
Lao Wang's tone also became like a gangster, and his tone was full of underwhelming.
"Seriously, I didn't want to say this, you guys from other places are really so bad, why are you so selfish? Alas, you said that you are young, and you don't want to give you a good voice and a good face, right? Selfishness is justified, isn't it? You outsiders, you are really uneducated, I really don't know how your parents taught you? ”
I laughed, took two steps outside and closed my door.
Just hit it in the hallway, so as not to smash my things for a while.
Lao Wang continued his speech: "Alas, your hometown is rural, right? You countrymen, to be honest, I can understand the poor quality, after all, I know at a glance that you are definitely not a good bird, selfish, in the final analysis, you countrymen are too selfish. But you shouldn't have no education at all, after all, education is given by your parents, right? Hey, do you have a mom or dad? Forget it, with your virtue, your parents are sure..."
"I'll go to your uncle's!"
I didn't let Lao Wang continue, and punched him in the face.
Lao Wang was unexpectedly punched by me, took a few steps back, and I pointed at his nose and scolded: "Why do you dare to say another word to try?!" ”
Lao Wang spat out blood, and suddenly shouted at the top of his voice: "The little king from other places is beating people!" Come on! Outsiders are bullying locals! ”
Do I rub? Still with such a play?
I hurriedly looked at the doors of the other two houses, which were still closed, and there was no movement.
This rhythm... Damn, it's already like this, just take a beating and get angry first, it's a big deal that I gave up a year's rent to move!
I took a few steps forward and kicked and scolded, "Let the wicked sue first!" Let you turn black and white upside down and slander Lao Tzu! ”
After fighting for a while, Lao Wang never fought back, but I felt more and more weird, because I didn't seem to be able to hit him at all.
Every punch was clearly hit, but the place where the punch landed felt empty, as if it only hit his clothes, and there was no way to hit his body through his clothes.
Has Lao Wang practiced?
The more I think about it, the more chilled I feel, damn, Lao Wang is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? If you continue to fight like this, he will be fine for a while, and I will die of exhaustion first.
I don't know when, the two of us have hit the small open space in front of the elevator door, just when I hit the infinite embarrassment of not stopping, the elevator door suddenly opened, and the three middle-aged men came out of the elevator and began to pull the frame directly.
Finally there were steps, and I quickly put my hand away.
Pulling us apart, two men pushed and shoved Lao Wang back to his own house, and another middle-aged man took out a cigarette and handed it to me, I waved my hand and said, "Thank you, I don't smoke." ”
The middle-aged man didn't say much, just put the cigarette in his mouth, lit it and asked me, "I'm from the property, what's the matter with you?" ”
I glanced at the badge pinned to his chest, which said his position, it was really property.
At that time, the property fee was handed over to the agent along with the rent, and she paid it on my behalf, so I had never dealt with the property before.
In an instant, I seemed to have found the backbone, and I hurriedly told the property brother about the cause and effect.
After listening quietly, the property brother said something that shocked me incomparably: "Oh, I know, you just came here and don't understand the situation, don't worry about Lao Wang, his wife has been dead for many years, and she was a little stimulated at the time, and her brain was a little abnormal." ”